Post by Faith5byFive on Jul 21, 2010 3:10:24 GMT -5
Title: Friendly Advice
Characters: Faith Lehane, Andrew Wells
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Faith gives Andrew some advice
Authors Note: Set time after Chosen
"Miss Faith?" Andrew knocked on the door. He always knocked on the door before enterting her room, he didn't want to stumble in on her and the broody vampire doing the nasty again.
"Yeah" She shouted back.
"Is it Uh you know...safe to come in?" He asked.
Faith chuckled. "No, im having lots and lots of sex"
"Oh right, well i'll come back later then" Andrew turned to leave, but as he did she opened the door. He looked puzzled. Faith grinned and let him come in.
"Andrew, if I was having sex, which im clearly not, do you really think it'd be that quiet?" She teased. Andrew cringed and remembered the time he walked in on her. The vampire fell off the bed in fright, but she just sat there laughing.
"Your right Miss Faith, Mr Angel did make a awful lot of noise" Andrew shook the thought from his mind.
"Hey Andy, it's just Faith, the whole Miss and Ma'am thing is B, and I ain't B so-"
"Okay...Faith" He giggled saying her name. Faith raised a eyebrow at him, then perched on her bed.
"Your such a dork" She said. "So what'd you want? B, send you?" She asked.
"Yes she did, Buffy, Slayer Of The Vampyres, wants to know if you'd look after the Scottland squad tonight"
"Why can't B handle her noob squad, I got plans" Faith complained.
"Such as?" Andrew sounded curious.
Faith smirked at him. "Do you really want to know?"
"Your right, I think i'll pass" Andrew shuffled around awkwardly, he hated asking her twice because he knew sometimes she got pissed off easy. "So will you do it?"
Faith groaned. "I'll cut you a deal, we both look after the noob squad"
"But Miss Faith!" Andrew whined. "I mean Faith!, I was going to have a Star Wars marathon with Xander"
Faith looked amused by the goofy smile that had appeared on Andrew's face. She folded her arms. "So you and Xander been hanging out a lot lately huh?" She winked at him as she said Xander.
"Eww, no!, me and Xander are good 'pals, besides I happen to admire someone else"
"Really who?" Faith asked sounding over excited. She never passed out on the chance for a good gossip. Faith patted the bed, guesturing for Andrew to come sit with her.
"Can you keep a secret?" He asked, as he sat down.
"Totally" Faith grinned.
"Really?, I mean really, really, as in, you wont go tell them?" Andrew still looked unsure.
"Scouts honour" Faith said placing her hand on her heart.
"Its....Spike" Andrew said softly.
Faith tried her best to restrain herself from laughing. "Spike?" A little chuckle slipped out.
"Yes, me and Spike, had a motorcycle ride once, and we stopped evil together, and he's dreamy, the blonde hair, his bad boy attitude, and the leather trenchcoat really compliments his eyes" Andrew swooned.
"And his body" Faith joined in.
"But sadly Spike, is in love with Buffy" Andrew stopped swooning and looked like a sad puppy.
"Cheer up, Spike and Angel had a thing one time, so he's obviously open to the idea, I can't see him being Buffy-Whipped forever so just hang in there" She gave him a thumbs up and Andrew laughed.
"I don't know why Buffy thinks your mean, your super fun" Andrew threw his arms around Faith, and put her in a awkward hug. She pulled funny faces behind his back, and just gave him a quick pat.
"Thanks...but lets not make a thing out of the hugging 'kay?" She said turning serious.
"No problem!" Andrew stood up from the bed. "Thanks for the advice, i'll look after Buffy's squad tonight, you do, whatever it is, you were going to do" Andrew whistled as he left alone. As soon as Andrew had left, Faith doubled over with laughter.
"Andrew and Spike!" She roared with laughter. When she had finally calmed down, she picked up the phone next to her bed and dialled Spike's number. "Spike you wont believe this!"
Characters: Faith Lehane, Andrew Wells
Rating: PG-13
Summary: Faith gives Andrew some advice
Authors Note: Set time after Chosen
"Miss Faith?" Andrew knocked on the door. He always knocked on the door before enterting her room, he didn't want to stumble in on her and the broody vampire doing the nasty again.
"Yeah" She shouted back.
"Is it Uh you know...safe to come in?" He asked.
Faith chuckled. "No, im having lots and lots of sex"
"Oh right, well i'll come back later then" Andrew turned to leave, but as he did she opened the door. He looked puzzled. Faith grinned and let him come in.
"Andrew, if I was having sex, which im clearly not, do you really think it'd be that quiet?" She teased. Andrew cringed and remembered the time he walked in on her. The vampire fell off the bed in fright, but she just sat there laughing.
"Your right Miss Faith, Mr Angel did make a awful lot of noise" Andrew shook the thought from his mind.
"Hey Andy, it's just Faith, the whole Miss and Ma'am thing is B, and I ain't B so-"
"Okay...Faith" He giggled saying her name. Faith raised a eyebrow at him, then perched on her bed.
"Your such a dork" She said. "So what'd you want? B, send you?" She asked.
"Yes she did, Buffy, Slayer Of The Vampyres, wants to know if you'd look after the Scottland squad tonight"
"Why can't B handle her noob squad, I got plans" Faith complained.
"Such as?" Andrew sounded curious.
Faith smirked at him. "Do you really want to know?"
"Your right, I think i'll pass" Andrew shuffled around awkwardly, he hated asking her twice because he knew sometimes she got pissed off easy. "So will you do it?"
Faith groaned. "I'll cut you a deal, we both look after the noob squad"
"But Miss Faith!" Andrew whined. "I mean Faith!, I was going to have a Star Wars marathon with Xander"
Faith looked amused by the goofy smile that had appeared on Andrew's face. She folded her arms. "So you and Xander been hanging out a lot lately huh?" She winked at him as she said Xander.
"Eww, no!, me and Xander are good 'pals, besides I happen to admire someone else"
"Really who?" Faith asked sounding over excited. She never passed out on the chance for a good gossip. Faith patted the bed, guesturing for Andrew to come sit with her.
"Can you keep a secret?" He asked, as he sat down.
"Totally" Faith grinned.
"Really?, I mean really, really, as in, you wont go tell them?" Andrew still looked unsure.
"Scouts honour" Faith said placing her hand on her heart.
"Its....Spike" Andrew said softly.
Faith tried her best to restrain herself from laughing. "Spike?" A little chuckle slipped out.
"Yes, me and Spike, had a motorcycle ride once, and we stopped evil together, and he's dreamy, the blonde hair, his bad boy attitude, and the leather trenchcoat really compliments his eyes" Andrew swooned.
"And his body" Faith joined in.
"But sadly Spike, is in love with Buffy" Andrew stopped swooning and looked like a sad puppy.
"Cheer up, Spike and Angel had a thing one time, so he's obviously open to the idea, I can't see him being Buffy-Whipped forever so just hang in there" She gave him a thumbs up and Andrew laughed.
"I don't know why Buffy thinks your mean, your super fun" Andrew threw his arms around Faith, and put her in a awkward hug. She pulled funny faces behind his back, and just gave him a quick pat.
"Thanks...but lets not make a thing out of the hugging 'kay?" She said turning serious.
"No problem!" Andrew stood up from the bed. "Thanks for the advice, i'll look after Buffy's squad tonight, you do, whatever it is, you were going to do" Andrew whistled as he left alone. As soon as Andrew had left, Faith doubled over with laughter.
"Andrew and Spike!" She roared with laughter. When she had finally calmed down, she picked up the phone next to her bed and dialled Spike's number. "Spike you wont believe this!"
Thankyou, I do love Andrew and his gayness had to come out somehow xD