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Post by usagianddarien on Oct 28, 2010 7:30:37 GMT -5
Xander:" First, vampires, now witches. No wonder you can still afford a house in Sunnydale."
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 28, 2010 13:54:35 GMT -5
XANDER: We don't have a minute! Cheerleaders are in danger. Buffy's in danger. You were the first alternate, you are on the team now that Cordelia's out. You could be next. We gotta get you to a safe house.
WILLOW: Xander...
XANDER: Yeah.
WILLOW: 'Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice.' Checked out by Alexander Harris.
BUFFY: 'The Pagan Rites', checked out by Alexander...
XANDER: Alright, alright, it's not what you think.
WILLOW: You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?
XANDER: Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it *is* what you think.
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Post by usagianddarien on Oct 28, 2010 14:58:28 GMT -5
Buffy: "She's a techno-pagan, right? Ask her to bless your laptop."
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 29, 2010 1:11:28 GMT -5
WILLOW: Crack a government encryption code on my laptop? Easy as really difficult pie. Why?
SPIKE: You're not exactly the whiz these days either. God, I'm never gonna get paid.
WILLOW: I am a whiz.
TARA: She is a whiz.
WILLOW: If ever a whiz there was. I-I just need some time.
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 1, 2010 10:41:45 GMT -5
Giles : Buffy, Xander's in real danger. Are you sure the solution is pie?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 1, 2010 22:30:03 GMT -5
WILLOW: Remember the plan to contact the spirit and talk to it? Scrap that plan. Buffy, you were right. The time for touchy-feely communication is passed. I've done some homework and found the only solution is the final solution.
XANDER: Nuke the school? I like that.
WILLOW: Not quite. Exorcism.
CORDELIA: Are you crazy? I saw that movie! Even the priest died.
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Post by outofphase on Nov 2, 2010 3:28:00 GMT -5
Xander: Besides, look on the bright side. If we don't come up with a solution, we might face an apocalypse. Spike: Really? You're not just saying that?
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 2, 2010 5:48:39 GMT -5
Buffy: If the apocalypse comes, beep me!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 2, 2010 14:41:46 GMT -5
BUFFY: Sorry to beep you guys in the middle of... stuff, but it seemed really weird.
GILES: No, you did the right thing. Absolutely.
JENNY: You hated it that much?
GILES: No! But, but, uh, vampires on campus is, could have implications. Very, very grave...
JENNY: You coulda just said something.
GILES: Uh, honestly, I, I've always, I've always been interested in, in, uh, monster trucks.
BUFFY: You took him to monster trucks?
JENNY: I thought it would be a change!
GILES: It was a change.
JENNY: Look, we could've just left.
GILES: Wha-what, and miss the nitro-burning funny cars? No, couldn't have that.
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 4, 2010 13:16:54 GMT -5
Spike: You can't deny it. There's something between us. Buffy: Loathing. Disgust. Spike: Heat. Desire. Buffy: Please! Spike, you're a vampire. Spike: Angel was a vampire. Buffy: Angel was good! Spike: And I can be too. I've changed, Buffy. Buffy: What, that chip in your head? That's not change. Tha-that's just ... holding you back. You're like a serial killer in prison! Spike: Women marry 'em all the time!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 4, 2010 13:59:17 GMT -5
CORDELIA: Right now. It's time for you to get all vampy - grr! Kate needs you!
ANGEL: I don't want to. You both withdraw when I go vamp. I feel you judge me.
CORDELIA: We won't judge you, will we? Give it a try.
ANGEL: Closeness is too important to me right now.
DOYLE: Angel, man, Kate is in there.
CORDELIA: Along with killer guy!
COP: We're closed.
DOYLE: You're the police! You can't close!
COP: Why not? Haven't we done enough? It's always 'find this, rescue that' with you people. Well, see how you like it!
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Post by outofphase on Nov 4, 2010 23:16:37 GMT -5
Tara: Everyone, before we jump all over her, people do strange things when someone they love dies. When I lost my mother, I did some pretty dumb stuff like lying to my family and staying out all night. Anya: Buffy's boinking Spike. [Willow and Tara are left speechless for a moment.] Willow: Oh. Tara's right. Grief can be powerful, and we shouldn't judge— Tara: What are you, kidding? She's nuts!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 5, 2010 1:02:25 GMT -5
EVIL WILLOW: No. This is a dumb world. In my world there are people in chains, and we can ride them like ponies.
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Post by Inappropriate Starches on Nov 5, 2010 1:10:22 GMT -5
Oz: I know, I know, it's me. I'm, I'm goin' through some... changes.
Willow: Well, welcome to the world! Things happen. Don't you think I'm going through a lot?
Oz: Not like me.
Willow: Oh, what, so now you're special? You're special boy... With chains and stuff. Why do you have chains and stuff?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 5, 2010 1:16:36 GMT -5
TARA: I was just afraid if you saw the kind of people I came from, you wouldn't wanna be anywhere near me.
WILLOW: See ... that's where you're a dummy. I think about ... what you grew up with, and ... then I look at what you are ... it makes me proud. It makes me love you more.
TARA: Every time I- even when I'm at my worst ... you always make me feel special.
(Willow smiles.)
TARA: How do you do that?
WILLOW: Magic.
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 7, 2010 8:57:05 GMT -5
BUFFY: Amy!? ... Hi. How've you been? AMY: Rat. You? BUFFY: Dead. AMY: Oh.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 7, 2010 16:27:47 GMT -5
WILLOW: Xander, what happened? Did Cordelia win another round in the broom closet?
XANDER: You're just a big bucket of funny, Will. I'll have you know I was just accosted by some kind of, um, locker monster.
GILES: Loch Ness Monster?
BUFFY: 'Locker' monster is what he said. But it wasn't really a monster. It was, like, this big arm that came out of the locker, but then we opened it again, it was gone. Nothing.
XANDER: This was right after Buffy's history teacher starts doing some freaky channeling thing in class.
GILES: Ooh! Sounds like paranormal phenomena.
WILLOW: A ghost? Cool!
XANDER: Oh, no, no. No. No cool. This was no wimpy chain rattler. This was 'I'm dead as hell, and I'm not gonna take it anymore.'
GILES: Well, despite the Xander-speak, that's a fairly accurate definition of a poltergeist.
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Post by drusillacakes on Nov 9, 2010 1:25:13 GMT -5
GILES: It's a reliquary. Used to house items of religious significance. Most commonly a finger or some other body part from a saint.
BUFFY: Note to self: religion: freaky.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 9, 2010 1:27:06 GMT -5
BUFFY: So, um, a-about being a nun... you know, um, with the whole ... abjuring the company of men ... you know, how's that working for you? The... abjuring.
NUN: Um ... good.
BUFFY: Yeah, do you, do you have to be like super-religious?
NUN: Well, uh...
BUFFY: How's the food?
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Post by drusillacakes on Nov 9, 2010 1:31:13 GMT -5
ANGELUS: Those were my nuns!
WILLIAM: Yeah. Nuns are your thing. Everybody knows that. They respect it. They respect us.
ANGELUS: We are the reason men fear the night. This isn't over yet, Immortal! This'll never be over!
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