Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 12:47:49 GMT -5
So we've all seen the turmoil and sorrow of Eric and Slut's pitiful attempts to hold down a serious relationship. I think it's time that somebody on slayalive starts setting a good example (i.e. marriage sans the adultery, petty squabbling, all out fights and occasional incest).
I have written a poem to seduce my one true love Dusk333 (yes Erik and Slutt, her name is in bold and yours aren't because she's cooler than you and what's more I deliberately spelt both your names wrong). Despite its poor quality it is nevertheless a thousand times better than Slut's. Because it rhymes. And as I have before stated rhyming is key.
Before, to find true happiness, I had to search for years, But now your simple username, Is all I need to hear.
Any post by your sweet hand, Brings tears to my eyes, And whenever you, dear, like my posts, It gives me butterflies.
I once was on a cliff edge, Then I slipped from high above, Your soul it sent me hurtling; You made me fall in love.
Your lure is the forbidden apple, Ripened on the tree, And I cannot help but need you, Dusk three hundred and thirty three.
I hope you like it sweetheart!
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 12:50:03 GMT -5
Like It?!?!?!?! I love it sweet Billie Erin! It makes my heart soar to the heavens above and float gently down to rest within your arms.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 12:51:01 GMT -5
So we've all seen the turmoil and sorrow of Eric and Slut's pitiful attempts to hold down a serious relationship. I think it's time that somebody on slayalive starts setting a good example (i.e. marriage sans the adultery, petty squabbling, all out fights and occasional incest). I have written a poem to seduce my one true love Dusk333 (yes Erik and Slutt, her name is in bold and yours aren't because she's cooler than you and what's more I deliberately spelt both your names wrong). Despite its poor quality it is nevertheless a thousand times better than Slut's. Because it rhymes. And as I have before stated rhyming is key. Before, to find true happiness, I had to search for years, But now your simple username, Is all I need to hear.
Any post by your sweet hand, Brings tears to my eyes, And whenever you, dear, like my posts, It gives me butterflies.
I once was on a cliff edge, Then I slipped from high above, Your soul it sent me hurtling; You made me fall in love.
Your lure is the forbidden apple, Ripened on the tree, And I cannot help but need you, Dusk three hundred and thirty three.I hope you like it sweetheart! You spelled dusk3333's name wrong too.
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Post by PJ on Aug 10, 2010 12:52:32 GMT -5
awwwww!!! ;D im sooo happy for you guys! now i want love....
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 12:53:31 GMT -5
It will happen one day, PJ. When you least expect it. I wasn't even looking for it and in walked Billie Erin and my heart was gone. Don't lose heart, PJ.
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 12:54:55 GMT -5
You spelled dusk3333's name wrong. What? No I didn't unless you mean the capital letter which I added because all important people, places and objects have capital letters so I thought my darling deserved one, consider it an early wedding present. Oh you mean the lacking the last 3? Well I've decided to omit that because it didn't fit the meter of the poem to write "Dusk three thousand three hundred and thirty three". It's not a letter so it'snot misspelling. You don't mind do you dearest one? @dusk333 yay I'm so glad you liked it! Our happiness will be eternal. Edit: Dusk is right (as always) PJ, love comes round the corner when you least expect it.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 12:57:20 GMT -5
@dusk333 yay I'm so glad you liked it! Our happiness will be eternal. You just spelled dusk3333's name wrong again!
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 12:58:09 GMT -5
^^^ Read the edited post Eric. Would you mind greatly if I called you Dusk333 instead of 3333 darling? Because otherwise my poem won't work And couples are supposed to have nicknames for one another. You can just call me Billie (and that applies to no one else)
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 12:59:27 GMT -5
stop trying to insight trouble Eric. Can't you let me be happy?!?!?! After all, you kicked me out on my own. You grew tired of being my watcher. You left me like Giles left Buffy!!!!!
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 12:59:28 GMT -5
She has four 3's at the end of her username, not three. EDIT: stop trying to insight trouble Eric. Can't you let me be happy?!?!?! After all, you kicked me out on my own. You grew tired of being my watcher. You left me like Giles left Buffy!!!!! I did it because you relied on me too much. I needed you to go out on your own, so you could grow up.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 13:00:44 GMT -5
Its okay, Billie Erin. I understand your creative liberties. Besides, the MotM forgets the last 3 there too.
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 13:01:21 GMT -5
I check and edit my posts after posting them, read up Eric, read UP!
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 13:02:06 GMT -5
That's okay, I'd outgrown your wisdom anyway. But I'll always have a soft spot for my former watcher.
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 13:02:54 GMT -5
Its okay, Billie Erin. I understand your creative liberties. Besides, the MotM forgets the last 3 there too. I knew you'd understand darling. Isuppose I thought if just referred to you as dusk333 and used it as a pet name people wouldn't notice the poem was slightly inaccurate . . . But then Eric goes and surprises us all by proving he can actually read
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
Posts: 927
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 13:07:02 GMT -5
EDIT: Question, dear heart. Are we pre-posey? because if we aren't, I must get you some flowers soon.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 13:10:09 GMT -5
Its okay, Billie Erin. I understand your creative liberties. Besides, the MotM forgets the last 3 there too. I knew you'd understand darling. Isuppose I thought if just referred to you as dusk333 and used it as a pet name people wouldn't notice the poem was slightly inaccurate . . . But then Eric goes and surprises us all by proving he can actually read Yep. I proved I know how to read. Now if only we could teach you how to spell correctly...
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
Posts: 1,536
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 10, 2010 13:13:14 GMT -5
^^^ I don't need to spell correctly. Dusk and mine's love is unconditional and not reliant upon superficial things like grammatical accuracy. I get that this concept must be hard for you to understand, being in such a fragile relationship where one thread can enarly tear you apart and all . . .
Edit: and Dusk dear I don't think we're pre-posy, we've been so close for so long now this almost seemed inevitable . . .
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
Posts: 1,230
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 10, 2010 13:25:37 GMT -5
I gave flowers to a guy I like... he looked very confused.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 10, 2010 13:32:26 GMT -5
So much hatred. If you are truly are full with love, there is no need to laugh at other people's confusion and pain. Yet that is what you do.
But what is to be expected from a love that was created out of desperation and jelaousy? You saw my true love, and wanted the same. That was stated.
This is but a echo of the love I hold for Kara and AngelFaith. My soulmates.
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Post by Eric on Aug 10, 2010 13:35:13 GMT -5
But what is to be expected from a love that was created out of desperation and jelaousy? You saw my true love, and wanted the same. This is but a echo of the love I hold for Kara and AngelFaith. You're funny.
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