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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 6:37:05 GMT -5
Soon, the wedding of Eric, The Night Lord and Miss. Rogueh will begin. I will be their Joiner (a Whedonite priest).
If everyone would take their seats, and the grooms stand by the alter.
Are the grooms and bride present?
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Post by Miss. Rogueh on Oct 9, 2010 6:44:53 GMT -5
I'm here...
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Post by Eric on Oct 9, 2010 6:48:17 GMT -5
I am also here.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:07:20 GMT -5
Seems like Sparkles got cold feet. Should I get the shot gun?
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Post by Eric on Oct 9, 2010 7:09:35 GMT -5
Don't resort to drastic measures yet, Sky. I know Sparkles will come. I have faith in him.
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Post by The Night Lord on Oct 9, 2010 7:13:01 GMT -5
Here! I'm here! Sorry, my bad
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:14:47 GMT -5
Dearly crazed Buffy-fans, we have gathered here today to join Eric, The Night lord and Miss. Rogueh, in totally awesome matrimony.
Eric, also known as the Less Cool Twin, has gone a long way since he joined slayalive. He has gone from annoying, to weird, to acceptable, and I think we all can say, however reluctantly, that he is a part of the slayalive gang now.
The Night Lord, also called Sparkles (or Nightie by me and PJ), is kind of a who’s-his-face-character, but we have grown used to having him around. He even makes me laugh sometimes. Mainly out of pity, but still.
Miss. Rougeh, game hostess, trouble maker extraordinaire, is now, as I said, game hostess, so I dare not make fun of her anymore.
Into this unholy forum these three persons presented now come to be joined. If any person can show just cause why they may not be joined together – let them speak now or forever hold their peace. But if you do speak, I will beat you with a shovel.
*waiting*
So be it. The three-to-be-joined will now say their vows. Eric will begin, with his own vows, later followed by The Night Lord and Miss. Rougeh’s vows, written by me and Eric (I promise, the sexual innuendos are to a minimum).
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Post by Eric on Oct 9, 2010 7:16:52 GMT -5
*looks toward my darling wife-to-be*
Rogueh, I promise to always hate who you hate, irregardless of how well I know the person because I know you are always right.
*looks at my sexy future husband*
Sparkles, I promise to have intercourse with you whenever and where ever you want, in any position you choose as long as you hold me afterwards and tell me I'm beautiful.
Miss. Rogueh... The Night Lord... I promise to give you love, attention and karma for as long as I am connected to the internet.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:17:52 GMT -5
That was wonderful. Now onto Miss. Rogueh. Repeat after me:
I, Miss. Rogueh, promise to always agree with Eric when he says he’s awesome.
I promise to never correct The Night Lord’s spelling, or complain when he double post. Or whine about it behind his back
I promise to once per month, when I turn into the bitca of the century, because of “natural causes”, that I will stay away from my online husbands, and let my wrath go out over my real life family.
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Post by Miss. Rogueh on Oct 9, 2010 7:18:39 GMT -5
That was wonderful. Now onto Miss. Rogueh. Repeat after me:
I, Miss. Rogueh, promise to always agree with Eric when he says he’s awesome.
I promise to never correct The Night Lord’s spelling, or complain when he double post. Or whine about it behind his back
I promise to once per month, when I turn into the bitca of the century, because of “natural causes”, that I will stay away from my online husbands, and let my wrath go out over my real life family.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:19:57 GMT -5
That was lovely. Now to The Night Lord’s vows. Repeat after me(unless you wanna do you own):
I promise to nominate Miss. Rogueh for Member of the Month as often I can, (since Eric has already won once). I also promise to let her do at least one tattoo on me. And not complain if it hurts.
I promise to never taunt Eric for liking his own posts. I cherish him for all his quirks.
I promise to always respond to the nickname "Sparkles" without getting angry or snippy because I know you both say it because you love me
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Post by The Night Lord on Oct 9, 2010 7:26:15 GMT -5
That was lovely. Now to The Night Lord’s vows. Repeat after me(unless you wanna do you own):
I promise to nominate Miss. Rogueh for Member of the Month as often I can, (since Eric has already won once). I also promise to let her do at least one tattoo on me. And not complain if it hurts.
I promise to never taunt Eric for liking his own posts. I cherish him for all his quirks.
I promise to always respond to the nickname "Sparkles" without getting angry or snippy because I know you both say it because you love me
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:27:38 GMT -5
Now, join hands.
Eric, do you take The Night Lord and Miss Rogueh, to be your beloveds?
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Post by Eric on Oct 9, 2010 7:28:20 GMT -5
I do.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:28:44 GMT -5
Miss. Rogueh, do you agree to marry these schmucks?
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Post by Miss. Rogueh on Oct 9, 2010 7:29:03 GMT -5
I do
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:30:07 GMT -5
The Night Lord, do you say “Hell yeah! I’ll do ‘em both!”?
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Post by The Night Lord on Oct 9, 2010 7:31:36 GMT -5
I do
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Oct 9, 2010 7:32:27 GMT -5
Exchange the rings.
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Post by Miss. Rogueh on Oct 9, 2010 7:34:12 GMT -5
*gives Eric and Sparkles their rings*
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