Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 15, 2008 1:58:44 GMT -5
" www.AlohaJoeStudios.com !" gasped Joe. "I bet this site is filled with wonderful goodies and videos and such! Everyone should go visit it!" "I quite agree!" shouted Wyndam for no apparent reason other than the fact that Joe had just slipped him a fiver. "I'm bored," said Kara. "Me, too," said Josh. "Me, three," said one of the corpses in the corner. "Let's get out of here," and with that Josh snapped his fingers and they all were pulled into a giant whirlpool of mysticism and green-ness. "I forgot to change my Top Friends!" Joe's voice drifted out of the swirling mist.
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 15, 2008 2:28:37 GMT -5
Kara woke up the next morning thinking it had all been a dream......
"Josh you totally just cheated", shouted Joe
Kara groaned as she surveyed the scene, there were empty bottles of jaigermeister and chinese takeout. surrounding the mess were 3 guys playing halo 3 , wyndam, josh, and her "fiancee" joe and also strangley enough a corpse was drinking off the last of the jaiger.
"What the...." Kara muttered
"Oh honey your awake , good cuz I have been reading and I found this nice park we can get married at ." said josh
"We're getting married at the bronze " Kara snapped
"Is someone cranky this morning" josh said
"No, why would I be cranky , I just have a dead person who can play video games in my bedroom and I have been sucked through a portal twice which is twice to many.......
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Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 15, 2008 2:45:21 GMT -5
Joss Whedon walked into the room.
"Why won't anyone play with me?" He held up his weapon weakly.
"We can play some Halo if you like," said Joe.
"No. It's my xbox and he's not allowed," said Josh.
Joss pouted.
"Go pout somewhere else, you overrated hack!"
"That's a bit harsh, Josh... I mean... Firefly was ok..."
"No, I've had it with his pompousness and witty banter!"
Josh jumped up and produced a flame ball big enough to make flame balls feel embarrassed.
When suddenly, ZombieBrianLynch burst in the room to defend Joss's honor and private parts.
"You shan't harm my liege! Oh, and braaaaaiiiiinnnnsss."
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 15, 2008 3:32:43 GMT -5
"Oh no this is not happening in my house we need to relocate asap" kara said
"You may wanna listen , she is kinda cranky" josh said
Joss looked astounded " I've got a freaking sword why aren't you screaming or at least getting into combat positions" joss proclaimed
"BECAUSE.." I am not gonna have some gay fight sequence in my room" kara yelled
"braiiiiiiiiins " the zombie whispered
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Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 15, 2008 3:35:24 GMT -5
Then a big gay fight broke out. Weapons were swinging everywhere. Though you could barely see Josh's weapon it was so tiny. And juicy. Creme-filled, some might say.
Then suddenly this post was deleted for being offensive.
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Rachster
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Post by Rachster on Apr 15, 2008 8:03:39 GMT -5
the post for some reason did not get deleted BFF walks in on the big gay fight and dodged a couple of swords and arrows to find kara and Aloha Joe in a hair pulling fight when all of a sudden...................
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Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 15, 2008 13:26:41 GMT -5
The Halo game began to make a weird humming noise. Everyone stopped what they were doing. Except for ZombieBrianLynch who continued to chew on Josh's hair.
The alien creatures in the game burst out of the screen!
And then something even more exciting happened...
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Rachster
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Post by Rachster on Apr 16, 2008 6:49:36 GMT -5
the alians were english!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND they asked for some tea............. AND then............... everyone starts dancing disco style! slayin alive slayin alive
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 16, 2008 14:44:51 GMT -5
Kara and Joe did a surprising disco number that must have taken hours to rehearse, but Kara insists that it was spontaneus.........................
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Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 17, 2008 14:52:12 GMT -5
"I think I sprained my ankle," says Joe. "We should have practiced that last backflip some more... I mean... spontaneous!"
Kara shot Joe an evil glance.
"Ow! That evil glance hurt!"
"Good. I meant for it to."
Joe whimpered, not realizing that whimpering was the secret noise that turned the aliens into horrible, vicious murdering savages!
"Oh, no! What are we going to do?" asked Josh.
"I dunno. I'm too lazy to write action scenes," answered Joe.
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 17, 2008 14:59:40 GMT -5
Kara looked around for someway to get out of yet another gay fight, then she sees Josh
"Josh" kara said
"What" josh replied
"use ur magic disappearing crap and get us out of here" kara yelled
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Aloha Joe
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 17, 2008 15:11:18 GMT -5
"I'm all out of magic disappearing crap!" Josh said. "We'll have to get on my Segway!"
So, they all piled onto the Segway. They zoomed out of the house with the evil aliens chasing them. Joss was throwing bits of ZombieBrianLynch at them. It didn't really help, but it was kind of fun. Wyndam was trying to hit on Kara and Kara seemed kind of interested.
"Hey! We're in the middle of a chase sequence! Stop hitting on my fiancee!" shouted Joe.
"Dude, she's not married yet..." said Wyndam.
The conversation went like that for a bit and then devolved into a slapping fight. (Ala Xander and Harmony).
Josh just missed his xbox.
The corpse just missed his skin.
The Male Slayer and BFF just couldn't believe the mass stupidity and continued disco dancing.
Don't ask me how everybody could do this on one Segway... maybe it was a magical Segway... Anyway...
They slid around a corner and ran into the most unexpected thing...
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Post by themaleslayer on Apr 17, 2008 15:20:46 GMT -5
...we turn the corner and see Joss Whedon doing the Numfar Dance of Joy. Everyone gathers around him while I steal the segway and drive to Disneyworld
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 17, 2008 15:58:20 GMT -5
Kara and bff and joe and zombie guy and josh and wyndam are left deserted they have no choice but to get a room at craps aplenty hotel 6
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Post by themaleslayer on Apr 17, 2008 16:00:17 GMT -5
meanwhile TMS is at Disneyworld hanging with Alice and the the other characters! Yay!
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 17, 2008 16:06:04 GMT -5
Now apparently there are no double bed rooms availalbe wat will the gang do ??
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Post by themaleslayer on Apr 17, 2008 16:08:55 GMT -5
TMS phones them and tells them "Mickey says hi"
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 17, 2008 16:14:25 GMT -5
*Kara glares at the phone cuz she's mad no one will agree on where to sleep*
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Post by themaleslayer on Apr 17, 2008 16:15:33 GMT -5
TMS than says "Hey" to Kara.
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 17, 2008 16:18:58 GMT -5
*kara screams into the phone you dummy you took our transportation now we have to sleep in a s@#thole
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