ligeia
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Post by ligeia on Aug 11, 2008 2:24:03 GMT -5
Well I've been thinking : why not bulding crazy theories about who Twilight is ? I'm sure this is gonna be funny, hope you will follow me ! So here are mine :
- Jesse : he knows Buffy, could have been resurrected by Amy (after all, Darla has been too by W&H), and could be mad at the gang because of them not having mentioned him once for 7 years after his death ! Wasn't he supposed to be Willow and Xander's best friend, dammit ? There has to be something to dig there...
- Principal Flutie : For some magical reason, he could have possessed the body of one of the studients who ate him (who were controlled by magic too after all), and he'd have waited in the shadow the moment to take his revenge on Buffy (yes, because he blames her for his "death"), and could have found some allies (Amy, Warren, Ethan maybe, and Dark Vador) to empower him enough to become Twilight. Awesome, isn't it ?
- Whistler : After all, the character is very mysterious and we know very little of him although he seems to be a key character when we get to see him. So why not ? What if bringing Angel back to civilization was part of a super evil-diabolical scheme ?
- Parker : Buffy humiliated him by saving him, and he has always wanted to kill her since then. He wants to end magic to piss off Willow who also humiliated him...
- Kathy : Well, do I seriously have to explain why she'd do that ? Come on ! After having been tortured for 10000 years, she's back for revenge. And she's turned into a man !
- Balthazar : He's not dead, and has lost weight ! Come on, that would be great ! I love Balthazar so much !
- Twilight is Buffy's secret brother : While turning the Key into a human being, the monks had their first attempt failed and it resulted as a 30-year-old man instead of the teenage girl they wanted to create. So they kicked him away because he was useless to them and let him wander without goal, without purpose... until Amy found him and told him the truth (how would she know that ? Well... I don't wanna spoil everything !...). Her magic empowered him with his Key powers and here we go ! This story is so sad... I can't control my tears ! But hey, that would explain Twilight's link to Dawn !
So, what do you think ? What are your theories ?
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Post by Emmie on Aug 11, 2008 4:17:40 GMT -5
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I've got a crazy theory for you that I've discussed with other fans.
What if Twilight was a creation of Future Willow? She sent him back in time to teach Buffy that all these slayers is a bad idea. Willow has brought Buffy into the future to show her the failure that occurs when the Slayer line is overburdened with too many slayers - one slayer is the way to keep it strong. So she enlightens her to a scary future then sends Buffy back.
In the next arc the slayers are going to be turned on by the public. What if the slayers start attacking humans, even if its in self-defense? They abuse their power because humans fear them.
Buffy realizes she was wrong and somehow ends up allying herself with Twilight by the end of the season.
So Twilight is a creation of Willow's, essentially possessing her knowledge of Buffy and imbued with some of her mystical powers. That's how Twilight knows so much about Buffy. In Long Way Home IV, we're shown that Willow is incredibly close to Buffy and can even channel her energy with Buffy and mind-meld. Future Willow would certainly have the power to endow a being with the incredible strength and flying abilities that Twilight possesses.
So yeah, that's my crazy theory. It harks back to discussion that maybe Twilight isn't all that evil and his actual motives are a bit questionable.
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Post by faithswatcher on Aug 11, 2008 15:02:54 GMT -5
Yeah i had a crazy theory about Willow that caused too many time and variables for my brain to handle.
We now know that Willow goes "Dark" (we dont know all the ins and outs, but stay with me) What if Twilight is the other variation of Willow. If Buffy stops dark Willow from happening, Willow becomes Twilight instead. Fighting to end the age of magic, because she knows that she will end up going "dark". So future Buffy sends Willow back in time to stop the end of magic, thus stopping dark willow. Willow dons the mask and outfit, and voila, Twilight = future 'good' willow.
Now theres too many alternates and flaws in that for me to even consider it a good proper theory lol. Hence why i posted it here.
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Post by watcher on Aug 11, 2008 21:04:11 GMT -5
Twilight is really hummus.
The ghost of Miss Kitty Fantasitc possessed a hobo and seeks revenge against willow, the slayers, and magick.
Twilight is El Diablo Robotico
Twilight is part of M.O.O
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Post by Lukee on Aug 11, 2008 21:27:26 GMT -5
Come on people Twilight is the guy in Hush who was selling the white boards. Have not of you figured it out already
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Post by Danner on Aug 11, 2008 21:44:20 GMT -5
Twilight is Mr. Muggles. No, seriously.
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Post by xmadxscientistx on Aug 12, 2008 2:22:25 GMT -5
You're all wrong. I know the true identity of Twillight!1111
It is one of the following:
Neil Patrick Harris - Not playing a character. Neil Patrick Harris, himself, is Twillight.
Larry - Yeah, he's dead. Not like that stopped Warren.
Warren - The gut bag we see is actually a robot.
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Post by witcher on Aug 12, 2008 7:28:37 GMT -5
What the Hell are all you talking about. I AM TWILIGHT! You want proof. Look I'm flying and typing at the same time. Seriously. Look there is a witch, a skinless guy and a crazy general in my room. What more do you need???
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Post by Angelsgirl on Aug 12, 2008 8:08:24 GMT -5
its Feigenbaum!
No....Twilight is Patches, the dead cat from Dead Man's Party!
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Post by brandonr on Aug 12, 2008 9:04:45 GMT -5
Twilight is that woman that Joyce befriended and that showed up in Dead Man's Party and put the vamp faced mask on!
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Twilight is Olivia, Giles former girlfriend who got tired of him always running to help Buffy instead of snogging with her.
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Twilight is Joss Whedon, who, having not appeared in the Buffyverse as a character for a very long time, decided to take revenge against his characters by ending their puny, pitiful lives as they know it by robbing them of all their magic and play things so that no more good stories can be told, which in effect would also scold Joss Whedon for not putting himself into the verse as a character for a long, lengthy period of time.
(Insert evil laugh here)
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Post by lorneisaboltsfan on Aug 12, 2008 9:11:06 GMT -5
Twilight is the cheese man. Isn't it obvious?
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Post by El Diablo Robotico on Aug 12, 2008 12:41:52 GMT -5
Twilight is El Diablo Robotico Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain...
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Post by ligeia on Aug 12, 2008 12:56:18 GMT -5
God, I've been thinking about the Cheese Man too ! Olivia is also a clever thought, I forgot her. My other theories : Aphrodesia : She is back to show who's the coolest : the Scooby-nerds or the Cordettes ? Darla : resurrected a second time by magic, she's so pissed off not to be able to rest in peace that she wants to end magic once for all ! And she would be "gone-to-Angel-but-to-be-back-on-Buffy" character ! God isn't this clever ? Rack : Revenge over Willow, over magic... like an ex drug dealer converted into a super cop ! I challenge you to find more interesting theories !
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Post by fillyofbadhorse on Aug 12, 2008 18:26:09 GMT -5
Oh gosh- it's clear that Twilight is Cheese Guy. ;-)
Actually.... I think there may be a clue. The font used for Twilight in Buffy series 8 is used for a character in Spike: After the Fall #2. It's such a distinctive font, it seems quite a coincidence that they are using it in the 2 books....
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Post by spurtyknowledge on Aug 12, 2008 18:47:23 GMT -5
Actually.... I think there may be a clue. The font used for Twilight in Buffy series 8 is used for a character in Spike: After the Fall #2. It's such a distinctive font, it seems quite a coincidence that they are using it in the 2 books.... It isn't exactly the same font, but nice catch. They are quite similar, I'll give you that.
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Post by fillyofbadhorse on Aug 12, 2008 23:22:50 GMT -5
Ahhhh, shoot- you're right.
Weeeell, it was fun for a minute thinking I was so clever!
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Post by Wyndam on Aug 13, 2008 14:18:17 GMT -5
Twilight = Santa /thread
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Post by Emmie on Aug 13, 2008 15:55:48 GMT -5
Twilight is lunch lady, Doris.
No wait! Twilight is Principal Flutie who's back to blame Buffy for being eaten by hyena people. If she'd never come to Sunnydale, he'd still be alive. No wait, that's Cordelia's backwards logic from 'The Wish'
Twilight is Brian Lynch. He's trying to destroy Season 8 so that IDW's Angel comics will rule the Buffyverse - which will henceforth be known as the Angelverse.
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Post by spurtyknowledge on Aug 13, 2008 16:12:09 GMT -5
Twilight is lunch lady, Doris. Twilight is Brian Lynch. He's trying to destroy Season 8 so that IDW's Angel comics will rule the Buffyverse - which will henceforth be known as the Angelverse. Definitely the lunch lady. How the hell did no one else see it coming? And quite possibly destroy it he would Emmie, if he were to come anywhere near it. I say nay! Maybe it's Marti Noxon? " Sarah this is MY series...MIIIINE. My precious."
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Post by Whedon Fan on Aug 13, 2008 16:45:05 GMT -5
Crazy theories about Twilight. Hmmm I've got a theory that it's a demon, a dancing demon no something isn't right there... Oh Twilight=Bunnies...it all makes sense now from Anya's perspective.
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