untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 24, 2007 15:39:06 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but they go brankrupt the next day and you get laid off.
I wish I could move things with my mind.
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 24, 2007 15:50:15 GMT -5
Wish granted. But you accidently move yo momma off a cliff and she dies.
I wish my cat could talk!
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Post by mattitude on Feb 24, 2007 15:57:07 GMT -5
Wish granted...but it turns out the only language she speaks is Korean, and all she does is sit there and talk trash about you and laughing while you have no idea what she's saying the entire time.
I wish that it wasn't so freaking COLD outside!
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 24, 2007 20:34:06 GMT -5
Wish granted. Instead, it's so hot that you have to keep taking off layers and you're finally naked, but it's still getting increasingly hotter until you melt to death like the Wicked Witch of the West.
I wish Bridget Marquardt was my best friend!
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Post by hitnrun017 on Feb 24, 2007 20:59:05 GMT -5
Wish Granted... but she dresses you up in little outfits like her dog and you slowly start to go dogatonic.
I wish the first episode of Buffy Season 8 was in my hands now.
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 24, 2007 21:04:56 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but just before you start to read it your dog chews it up.
I wish I had a Million Dollars.
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 25, 2007 0:39:46 GMT -5
Wish granted, but then Olaf the skanky troll tears it all up!
I wish Ariel (the little ex-mermaid) was my bestest friend!
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Little Willow
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I move the stars for no one!
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Post by Little Willow on Feb 25, 2007 8:54:14 GMT -5
Wish granted....but now everyone else on the planet hates you and throws stones at your head.
I wish James Marsters was completely in love with me and we lived together (omg if this was only real...)
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 25, 2007 10:35:43 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but it turns out all he does is talk about himself and is total slob you have to clean up after!
I wish I could sing.
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Ouija
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Post by Ouija on Feb 25, 2007 11:29:38 GMT -5
Wish Granted... But your voice becomes so high pitched at the same time, and can only be heard by dogs. You cannot communicate with humans ever again, and are forced to work at a kennels as the entertainment for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a twin.
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 25, 2007 11:52:06 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but he is the evil twin and he kills you!
I wish for world peace.
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Post by mattitude on Feb 25, 2007 12:20:15 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but somewhere along the way, wires are crossed and you actually get "world PIECE" instead of "world peace", meaning that the only actual piece left is the one you're standing on, so you're pretty much screwed.
I wish I was Superman.
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Post by northernstar82 on Feb 25, 2007 12:33:03 GMT -5
Wish Granted .. but after some years, you took height and couldn't enter anymore in your lovely superman suit, so you had to stop and being a "normal human" again.
I wish I was a punk rocker with flowers in my hair lol
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postitnote
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
Dr. Erin
Willow Rox my Sox Off!
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Post by postitnote on Feb 25, 2007 14:26:30 GMT -5
Wish granted...but the flowers are actually straight outta 'Little Shop of Horrors,' and they slowly eat you until they get bigger, and take over the world!! Muahahaha...
I wish I could run across the Academy Awards naked!
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 25, 2007 16:16:34 GMT -5
Wish granted, but then Ellen Degeneres goes vagina-crazy and eats you in one bite.
I wish I could fly.
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Feb 25, 2007 16:50:38 GMT -5
Wish Granted, but you get sucked into an airplane jet engine...
I wish I had amazing sculpting skills
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postitnote
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
Dr. Erin
Willow Rox my Sox Off!
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Post by postitnote on Feb 25, 2007 16:51:16 GMT -5
LOL!!!!!! Nuh-uh....that was dirty...lol. Maybe Portia...lol...
Wish granted...except you fly too high one day in a burst of excitement of your new powers, and can't break back into the hemisphere.
I wish I could get some sleep.
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untouchable
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Post by untouchable on Feb 25, 2007 17:29:56 GMT -5
Wish Granted...but you never wake up again and your stuck living with 7 dwarfs who do things to you while you sleep.
I wish I had a better job.
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Firecracker
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Post by Firecracker on Feb 25, 2007 17:45:44 GMT -5
Wish granted. You're a millionaire, but your job is porn.
I wish taquitos were bigger!
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Mayor Of F♥ckville
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Self destructive behavior is becoming quite a hobby of mine.[Mo0:0]
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Feb 25, 2007 17:50:21 GMT -5
Wish Granted, while you shoved one down your throat...so it grew and you choke
I wish that my phone wasnt soo lamee
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