dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 10, 2010 21:03:48 GMT -5
granted, but on your honeymoon your spouse runs away with the maid from the hotel.
I wish I had a house
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 11, 2010 8:28:11 GMT -5
Granted but it's haunted by a poltergeist who tortures your son.
I wish I could teleport
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 11, 2010 10:26:39 GMT -5
granted, but the government traps you in a non-teleporting room and experiments on you.
I wish I could get a raise.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 11, 2010 14:44:00 GMT -5
Granted, but they fire you a week later.
I wish My favortie restuarant wasn't so damn expensive!
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 12, 2010 8:13:07 GMT -5
Granted, but then you get banned from going there.
I wish I could eat as much as I wanted without putting on weight
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 12, 2010 23:25:06 GMT -5
granted, but then you start losing weight until you waste away to mothing.
I wish I had a new bookshelf
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 12, 2010 23:41:15 GMT -5
Granted, but all of the books keep falling off every few minutes.
I wish I could graduate college sooner.
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 13, 2010 11:01:52 GMT -5
Granted, but then all employers know you graduated early and somehow refuse to employ you.
I wish I could move out sooner.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 14, 2010 2:42:05 GMT -5
granted. Your parents kick you out.
I wish i had some coffee
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 14, 2010 8:21:19 GMT -5
Granted, it burns your mouth.
I wish My friend was more punctual.
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 15, 2010 12:01:15 GMT -5
granted. But now you are always late.
I wish the weekend would last longer.
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 15, 2010 12:10:49 GMT -5
Granted, you only go to work one day a week, but then you only get paid for one days worth.
I wish my mother was quieter
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Aug 16, 2010 11:47:05 GMT -5
granted. She goes mute
I wish work wasn't so boring
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
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Post by The Girl In Question on Aug 17, 2010 20:52:09 GMT -5
Granted. Work isn't boring, but everthing else in your life now is.
I wish I didn't have to babysit.
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 25, 2010 9:47:27 GMT -5
Granted, but you can never ever go near any children ever again.
I wish it wasn'y so much effort to put a dvd in the player...
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dusk3333
Junior Vampire Slayer
Maid of Ultimate Masculinity! But just call me M.U.M.[Mo0:37]
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Post by dusk3333 on Sept 10, 2010 11:57:31 GMT -5
granted. But now it takes hours to get t he DVD to play.
I wish I could go to sleep.
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Sept 11, 2010 3:20:33 GMT -5
Granted.....but then you get nightmares and can never wake up.
I wish i had more money to go to concerts.
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Post by i am a keyboard on Sept 15, 2010 23:14:39 GMT -5
Granted, but all of the good musicians in the world are killed in a horrific freak meteor shower, and the only concerts you can see are inane clown posse, Hannah Montana, and an orchestra of dieing walruses.
I wish I could win the oscar for costume design.
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Sept 16, 2010 18:46:14 GMT -5
Granted, but when you collect it at the ceremony there is a very embarrassing incident involving a torn dress and menstruation that means you can never again show your face for the humiliation.
I wish the future wasn't so frightening
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