Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 29, 2009 2:38:03 GMT -5
The Killer In Me
Angel: I watched you, and I saw you called. It was a bright afternoon out in front of your school. You walked down the steps... and... and I loved you. Buffy: Why? Angel: 'Cause I could see your heart. You held it before you for everyone to see. And I worried that it would be bruised or torn. And more than anything in my life I wanted to keep it safe... to warm it with my own. Buffy: That's beautiful. Or taken literally, incredibly gross. Angel: (grimacing) I was just thinking that, too.
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Post by 88daysofsummer on Dec 29, 2009 22:18:17 GMT -5
Helpless
ANYA: There's a chimp playing hockey? DAWN: Um, no, the other one. I don't wanna see a sad movie. ANYA: We have to see the chimp playing hockey! That's hilarious! The ice is so slippery, and, and monkeys are all irrational. We have to see this. XANDER: You pick, Dawn. This is your night. We are celebrating your mom's good news.
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Dec 30, 2009 9:40:38 GMT -5
Into the Woods
Buffy: Have you ever heard the expression: "Biting off more than you can chew?" O.k., um, how about the expression: "Vampire Slayer"? Vamp: What the hell are you talking about? Buffy: Wow! Never heard that one? O.k... How about: "Oh, God! My leg! My leg!" <vamp growls> <Buffy breaks his knee> Vamp: Oh God! My leg! Buffy: See? Now we're communicating.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 31, 2009 16:42:04 GMT -5
The Gift
Buffy: What is this? Spike: Oh, come- don't get your knickers twisted, I was- Buffy: What ... is this? The late-night stakeout, the bogus suspects, the flask? Is this a date? Spike: (loudly) A d- Please! (pretending to be amused) A date? You are completely off your bird! I mean...(quietly)Do you want it to be?
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lucifurl
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Once More With Feeling Little D
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Post by lucifurl on Jan 3, 2010 5:56:58 GMT -5
Crush
Joyce: Oh, god. What time is it? Buffy: 4:23. You have lots of time until seven. Vast acres of time in which you could plant crops.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 3, 2010 8:47:37 GMT -5
I Was Made to Love You
Tara:The real ones never made sense to me, I ... sort of have my own. Willow: Teach me. Tara: (points) See those stars over there? "Short man looking uncomfortable." (They both giggle.) Tara: Uh... (points) "Moose getting a sponge bath." Umm... "little pile o'crackers."...Tha-that was a bit of a stretch. (They both laugh)
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urnofosiris
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Post by urnofosiris on Jan 3, 2010 19:09:09 GMT -5
Listening To Fear.
BUFFY: (sees vamp attacking) Roll! GILES: What? (stakes him with her pencil) BUFFY: Hmm. I broke my No. 2 pencil. We'll have to do this again sometime. GILES: (handing her a new pencil) C) All systems tend towards chaos. BUFFY: I just know that us and the undead are the only people in Sunnydale working this late.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 4, 2010 16:18:18 GMT -5
Band Candy
Snyder: As far as I'm concerned, this is a marriage made in heaven. Willow Rosenberg, despite her unsavory associations, represents the pinnacle of academic achievement at Sunnydale High. Percy West represents a devastating fast break and 50% from behind the three-point line. Willow: I-I'm not sure I understand the marriage part. Snyder: You've got the brains, he's got the fast break. It's a perfect match. Willow: Match? You want us to breed?
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urnofosiris
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Post by urnofosiris on Jan 5, 2010 19:32:17 GMT -5
Dopplegangland.
Dawn: 'Cause seriously, speaking for everybody who are me in the car right now, we're very excited. Buffy: Well, I'm glad for all of you, then. Dawn: I mean, it's just so cool! You're coming to school with me! You'll be, like, there the whole time! (Brief pause.) You understand you cannot talk to me, look at me, or hang out with any of my friends, right?
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 6, 2010 1:45:12 GMT -5
Beneath You
Buffy: I can't believe this, after all that we've been through together and you guys won't believe me when I tell you that Kathy is bad. Xander: We want to, Buff, it's just... Oz: Shh, don't engage. Xander: I don't know if I tightened those ropes enough. Oz: Then we'd better go over there and check 'em. (Xander laughs until he sees that Oz was serious.) Xander: Oh, dear god! (they start nervously edging forward.) Xander: Avoid the legs. Avoid the legs.
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Jan 6, 2010 11:52:09 GMT -5
Living Conditions
Giles: It's extraordinary. Willow: It's horrible. That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil, and skanky. And I think I'm kind of gay. Buffy: Willow, just remember, a vampire's personality has nothing to do with the person it was. Angel: Well, actually... That's a good point
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Post by Midnight Butterfly on Jan 6, 2010 12:59:14 GMT -5
Doppelgangland
Oz: Anya, huh? Interesting choice.
Xander: "Choice" is kind of a broad term for my situation. It's either Anya or the sock puppet of love for this boy.
He makes a little talking face with his fist.
Xander: "I love you, Xander, I will never leave you."
Willow: "Well, if Anya tries to get you killed, put me down for a big "I told you so".
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 6, 2010 16:25:42 GMT -5
The Prom
Tara: Things fall apart, they fall apart so hard.. Willow: Tara? Tara: You can't ever... put 'em back the way they were... Willow: Are you okay? Tara: I'm sorry, it's just... (sigh) you know it takes time. You can't just... have coffee and expect -- Willow: I know. Tara: There's just so much to work through. Trust has to build again, on both sides...you have to learn if... if we're even the same people we were, if you can fit in each other's lives, it's a long and important process and ... can we just skip it? Can you... can you just be kissing me now?
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Post by PJ on Jan 6, 2010 18:29:41 GMT -5
Entropy Willow: "Isn't he gonna poof?" Buffy: "I guess these guys don't. We'll have to bury him or something. Ohh, makes you appreciate vamps, though. No fuss, no muss."
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Overkill
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Post by Overkill on Jan 8, 2010 20:26:35 GMT -5
The Wish
Buffy: Like say, immortality? Angel: Exactly, I'm dying to get rid of that. Buffy: Funny. Angel: I'm a funny guy.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 10, 2010 17:54:49 GMT -5
Earshot
Willow: She couldn't've dressed up like Xena?
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Jan 21, 2010 10:38:51 GMT -5
Halloween
Buffy: Do you get the feeling that we're kind of in a rut? Angel: Rut? Buffy: You never take me anyplace new. Angel: What about that fire-demon nest in the cave by the beach? Thought that was a nice change of pace.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 21, 2010 14:18:38 GMT -5
Choices
Spike: What, your mum doesn't know? Joyce: Know what? Buffy: That I'm, uh... in a band. A-a rock band with Spike here. Spike: Right. She plays the, the triangle. Buffy: Drums. Spike: Drums, yeah. She's, uh, hell on the old skins, you know. Joyce: (unconvinced) Hmm. And, uh, what do you do? Spike: Well, I sing.
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Jan 21, 2010 14:58:20 GMT -5
Becoming PT 2
Tara: I think it's strange. I mean, I think I should worry, that we haven't found her name. Willow: Who, Miss Kittie? Tara: You'd think she'd let us know her name by now.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 21, 2010 15:15:48 GMT -5
Restless
Giles: So, all the city plans are just, uh, open to the public? Willow: Um, well, i-in a way. I sort of stumbled onto them when I accidentally decrypted the city council's security system. Xander: Someone's been naughty.
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