magicboxregular
Potential Slayer
"thats me favourite shirt, thats me only shirt"[Mo0:3]
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Post by magicboxregular on Dec 8, 2009 16:13:05 GMT -5
Mine is simple and it is said to Rebecca Lowell Cordy: You slut! tehe  |
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The Night Lord
Wise-cracking Sidekick
The Long Kiss Goodnight
There can be no love. Only pain exists[Mo0:1]
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Post by The Night Lord on Dec 9, 2009 0:16:56 GMT -5
Eve: Who are you? Cordy: I'm Cordelia Chase Eve: Oh, I'm - Cordy: I didn't ask One of my favourites  |
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Saturn 5
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
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Post by Saturn 5 on Dec 9, 2009 5:09:01 GMT -5
"You're most high if you think that's going to happen"
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zamolxis
Novice Witch
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Post by zamolxis on Dec 9, 2009 7:25:06 GMT -5
"Hello, salty goodness"
"I swear, one of these days, you're gonna wake up in a coma"
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The Girl In Question
Ensouled Vampire
Lumpy Space Princess
"It eats you starting with your bottom."[Mo0:33]
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Post by The Girl In Question on Dec 9, 2009 11:16:07 GMT -5
Cordelia: "Of course! That's it! We'll attack him with germs."
Buffy: "Great! We'll get him cornered and then you can sneeze on him."
Cordelia: "No! No. We'll get a container of Ebola virus and . . . and . . . or, it doesn't even have to be real. We can get a box that says Ebola on it and . . . um . . . chase him!"
(silence)
"With the box."
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CourtneyDax
Psychic Link to the PTB
May 7, 2002
[Mo0:0]
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Post by CourtneyDax on Dec 17, 2009 1:11:29 GMT -5
"CORDELIA: God! What is your childhood trauma?!
BUFFY: Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here?
CORDELIA: Why? Do you need to attack her with the stick? Jeez!...Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now."
Best. Line. Ever.
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Darth Rosie
Ensouled Vampire
I do doodle
Keeper of Didacity [? Astray][Mo0:12]
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Post by Darth Rosie on Dec 17, 2009 3:42:57 GMT -5
"CORDELIA: God! What is your childhood trauma?! BUFFY: Have you guys seen Willow? Did she come by here? CORDELIA: Why? Do you need to attack her with the stick? Jeez!...Excuse me, I have to call everyone I have ever met, right now." Best. Line. Ever. AGREED! I'm just loving this one. Together with: Cordelia: I'm gonna give you some advice. Get over it. Buffy: Excuse me? Cordelia: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now. Buffy: I think it's about time you start minding your own business. Cordelia: It's long past. SPANK YOUR INNER MOPPET! P.S. CourtneyDax, I love your banner! |
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Hellbound Hyperion
Bad Ass Wicca
$20 per soul, no refunds[/B]
Dude, you just rescued a puppy![Mo0:18]
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Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Dec 20, 2009 1:46:35 GMT -5
If this is gonna be general Cordy quotes (i.e. cross-shows) it should probably be moved.
As for me?
"You think you're bad? Being all mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back." - Rm w/a Vu
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CourtneyDax
Psychic Link to the PTB
May 7, 2002
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Post by CourtneyDax on Dec 20, 2009 2:19:06 GMT -5
AGREED! I'm just loving this one. P.S. CourtneyDax, I love your banner! Haha, of course I read this when I finally change my banner. I'm glad you liked it though!  If this is gonna be general Cordy quotes (i.e. cross-shows) it should probably be moved. As for me? "You think you're bad? Being all mean and haunty? Picking on poor pathetic Cordy? Well, get ready to haul your wrinkly translucent ass out of this place, because lady, the bitch is back." - Rm w/a Vu That was my favorite Cordelia episode. She was so incredibly badass in the end. Go Phantom Dennis!! |
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Post by lightandmagic on Dec 23, 2009 4:30:28 GMT -5
I've always enjoyed her "I'm Cordelia. I don't think, I know."
From a season 3 episode, can't remember which one. But I think it sums up her personality so well.
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Randi Giles
Wise-cracking Sidekick
I Want to Believe
Moon Eyes in disguise.[Mo0:34]
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Post by Randi Giles on Jan 22, 2010 12:00:23 GMT -5
"Now I'm going to be stuck with serious thoughts all day" It's from Beauty and the Beasts. The way she said it and the look Xander made crack me up.
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Beaumonde
Ensouled Vampire
Stop pulling my face towards your face.[Mo0:37]
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Post by Beaumonde on Jan 23, 2010 17:28:52 GMT -5
"I'm not a sniveling whiny little Cry-Buffy. I'm the nastiest girl in Sunnydale history. I take crap from no one."
"You're a lot smarter than you look. Of course, you look like a retard."
"My teeth are so big. I am pleasant."
All her thoughts from Earshot were hilarious too.
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Post by Jsebold87 on Feb 2, 2010 22:03:58 GMT -5
One of my favorites is what she says in Dead Man's Party (I think that's the right ep):
"I'm the dip." lmao
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Feb 3, 2010 3:47:09 GMT -5
Most of my fav quotes are already quoted above...here's this one that always cracks me up:
"It smells like bong water in here." (At Doyle's apt in "In the Dark")
Hahaha....how does she know what bong water smells like?? lol
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Darth Rosie
Ensouled Vampire
I do doodle
Keeper of Didacity [? Astray][Mo0:12]
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Post by Darth Rosie on Feb 4, 2010 9:38:03 GMT -5
One of the meanest things to say, ever:
"Excuse me, who gave you permission to exist?"
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willowsummers
Respected Watcher
Quality time with Mr. Gordo?
Dabbling with magic[Mo0:9]
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Post by willowsummers on Feb 4, 2010 10:16:41 GMT -5
It's really hard for me to pick because throughout most of Angel I really love Cordelia, but I think these two are my favorite things she said... Cordy: "No! If you were a loser, if you were some sick obsessed vampire, you'd go to a Snod demon, or whatever, and get your heart cut out. But you're not! You're a living, breathing... Well, living, anyway - good guy, whose still fighting and trying to help people, and that's not betraying her, that's honoring her." and Cordy: "It's not the pain. It's the helplessness. The certainty that there is nothing you can do to stop it, that your life can be thrown away in an instant by someone else. He doesn't care. He'll beat you down until you stay down because he doesn't even *think* of you as alive. - No woman should ever have to go through that, and no woman strong enough to wear the mantel of 'vicious b*tch' would ever put up with it. - *Where* is Billy going?" These are my favorite because they most represent what I love about Cordelia... She's strong and smart, unstoppable and most of all wise. |
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Post by Eric on Feb 4, 2010 10:25:17 GMT -5
One of the meanest things to say, ever: "Excuse me, who gave you permission to exist?" Oh my god. I totally forgot this. Hilarious. Karma for posting it and making my day. |
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Darth Rosie
Ensouled Vampire
I do doodle
Keeper of Didacity [? Astray][Mo0:12]
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Post by Darth Rosie on Feb 4, 2010 10:40:05 GMT -5
Knowing that I made someone's day is making my day |
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Post by Jsebold87 on Feb 4, 2010 21:50:12 GMT -5
One of the harshest things she ever said was in "Homecoming" to Buffy, which I found incredibly insensitive. One of my least favorite Cordy moments ever:
Cordelia: "I don't see why your pathetic need to recapture your glory days gives you the right to splinter my vote."
Buffy: "How can you think it's okay to talk to people like this? Do you have parents?"
Cordelia: "Yeah. Two of them... unlike some people."
And then one of my favorites in "Out of Mind, Out of Sight":
"Hey! You think I'm never lonely because I'm so cute and popular? I can be surrounded by people and be completely alone. It's not like any of them really know me. I don't even know if they like me half the time. People just want to be in a popular zone. Sometimes when I talk, everyone's so busy agreeing with me, they don't hear a word I say."
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Darth Rosie
Ensouled Vampire
I do doodle
Keeper of Didacity [? Astray][Mo0:12]
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Post by Darth Rosie on Feb 5, 2010 9:25:26 GMT -5
I adore the scene between Cordelia and Harmony in Disharmony, when Cordelia thinks that Harmony is lesbian and then the telephone conversation between Cordelia and Willow. Her "Good for you" on hearing that Willow is "gay now" sounds really genuine.
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