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Post by nl197 on Oct 10, 2010 23:00:58 GMT -5
ANGELUS: As long as there's injustice in the world, as long as scum like you is walking...well, rolling the streets... I'll be around. (stops a few feet away) Look over your shoulder. I'll be there.
SPIKE: Uh, yeah. Angel, um... look over your shoulder.
(Angelus turns around, and the Judge puts his hand on his chest)
SPIKE: Hurts, doesn't it?
ANGELUS: Well, you know, it kinda itches a little.
SPIKE: Don't just stand there. Burn him.
Angelus: Gee, maybe he's broken.
SPIKE: (to Drusilla) What the hell is going on?
JUDGE: This one... cannot be burnt. He is clean
SPIKE: Clean? You mean, he's...
JUDGE: There's no humanity in him.
ANGELUS: I couldn't have said it better myself.
DRUSILLA: Angel?
ANGELUS: Yeah, baby. I'm back.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 23:08:34 GMT -5
BILLY: Oh, I see. - And you're here to whine. Poor, helpless, battered woman who needs to vent her feelings about the injustice of it all.
CORDELIA: No, ass-wipe.
CORDELIA: I'm here to send you back.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 10, 2010 23:16:26 GMT -5
ANGEL: Speaking of accidents, I’m a friend of Cordelia Chase.
WILSON: “This is a private club. Featured word: "private"
ANGEL: You don’t talk to me, I’ll kick your ass. Featured word: "ass"
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 23:21:29 GMT -5
FAITH: Why, yes, I would be Buffy. May I help you?
FAITH: Buf-fy.
FAITH: You can't do that! It's wrong.
FAITH: You can't do that, because it's naughty.
FAITH: Because it's wrong.
FAITH: Because it's wrong.
FAITH: You can't do that! It's wrong! I'll kick your ass!
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Post by nl197 on Oct 10, 2010 23:28:10 GMT -5
^^ awesome choice. That scene is a favorite. WILLOW: That's Angel. XANDER: He's Buffy's beau. Her special friend. FORD: He's not in school, right? He looks older than her. XANDER: You're not wrong.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 23:33:35 GMT -5
You keep posting Angel related quotes, which brought this quote to mind for some reason, I was just looking for a way to post this.
XANDER: Alright, uh... ...you have a problem, and it's not a small one. Let's take a breath and look at this calmly and objectively. Angel's a vampire. You're a Slayer. I think it's obvious what you have to do.
GILES: Uh, it is a Slayer's duty...
XANDER: I-I know you have feelings for this guy, but it's not like you're in love with him, right? You're in love with a vampire?! What, are you outta your mind?!
CORDELIA: What?!
XANDER: Not vampire... How could you love an umpire? Everyone hates 'em!
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Post by nl197 on Oct 11, 2010 0:20:18 GMT -5
I'm just more familiar with Angel, so it's easier for me to quote something from his show. I couldn't think of something from seasons 6 or 7 of Buffy off-hand because I haven't seen those as often so I don't know them inside and out.
RILEY: What’s a Slayer?
FORREST: Slayer? Thrash Band. Anvil handed guitar band with delusions of Black Sabbath.
RILEY: No. A girl, with powers.
FORREST: Oh. The Slayer. Oh, yeah, I’ve heard of the Slayer.
RILEY: Fill me in.
FORREST: Well, the way I got it figured the Slayer is like some kind of boogeyman for the Subterrestrials, something they tell their little spawn to make them eat their vegetables and clean up their slime pits.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 11, 2010 0:30:32 GMT -5
I wasn't trying to say that there is anything wrong with quoting Angel. I love Angel! The show, the character, all good.
WESLEY: There are stories at the Watcher's Academy of a test. A secret gauntlet which only the most cunning can survive. You're locked in a house with a vicious, deadly vampire, and you have to kill him before he kills you. It's been done in the past with slayers.
FRED: Slayer? The band?
WESLEY: No, it— The point is... this could be a test—the weapons, the maze-like locale, the innocent civilians, and the mysterious Karathmama...nyuhg demon. This is a test!
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Post by nl197 on Oct 11, 2010 0:50:09 GMT -5
AMY: Are you guys going to the Valentine's Day dance at the Bronze? I think it's gonna be a lot of fun.
BUFFY: Go ahead. You know you wanna say it.
WILLOW: My boyfriend's in the band!
AMY: Cool.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 11, 2010 0:54:06 GMT -5
CORDELIA: The Bronze. It's the only club worth going to around here. They let anybody in, but it's still the scene. It's in the bad part of town.
BUFFY: Where's that?
CORDELIA: About a half a block from the good part of town. We don't have a whole lot of town here. But, um, you should show!
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Post by nl197 on Oct 11, 2010 2:14:45 GMT -5
XANDER: Tell Angel I'm gonna kill him! No, wait. I'm gonna kill you! Die! Die! Die! Aaaaaaaaah! Mother?
CORDELIA: Is that it?
XANDER: Yeah. That's it. Scene!
BUFFY: That's exactly how it happened.
OZ: Well, I thought it was riveting. I was a little unclear about some of the themes.
BUFFY: The theme is Angel's too much of a coward to take me on face-to-face.
XANDER: And the other theme was 'Buy American' but it got kind of buried.
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Post by outofphase on Oct 11, 2010 2:30:39 GMT -5
Willow: Thanksgiving isn't a-about blending of two cultures. It's about one culture wiping out another! A-and then they make animated specials about the part where... w-with the maize and th-the big, big belt buckles. They don't show you the next scene, where... where all the bison die, a-and Squanto takes a musketball in the stomach! Buffy: Okay, now, for some of that, you were channeling your mother?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 12, 2010 16:39:01 GMT -5
ANYA: Don't be so dramatic, Torg. You don't even have a heart. Six spleens, two stomachs, half a brain maybe, but no heart.
TORG: Don't mock this. The night we spent together was...important to me.
ANYA: It was one date. And it wasn't even a date. We just happened to be invited to the same massacre, and?and you hit on me after I had a few...
TORG: I remember, you wore pink.
ANYA: Those were entrails.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 12, 2010 17:36:52 GMT -5
Buffy: "What are you after? Fear? Revenge? Tasty brains?"
Dead guy: "I think I'd like Dawn to be my girlfriend."
Buffy: "Again, wrong sister. I'm the one who dates dead guys. And no offense, but they were hotties."
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Post by outofphase on Oct 12, 2010 21:50:35 GMT -5
Okay... I know you're all upset... and I, myself, would much rather be sitting at the bedside of my one-eyed ex-fiancé than killing time here with you people in this overcrowded and, might I add, increasingly ripe-smelling basement. And I would be, too, if not for a certain awkward discussion he and I recently had right over there on that cot immediately following some exciting and unexpected breakup sex.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 14, 2010 16:01:30 GMT -5
ANYA: You don't find me attractive any more.
XANDER: What are you talking about? I think you're gorgeous.
ANYA: Oh, really? Well then, why didn't we have sex last night?
XANDER: Is that what this is about? We've gone other nights without sex.
ANYA:I know. Twice! I can't believe we're breaking up.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 14, 2010 16:52:25 GMT -5
ANGEL: Cordelia, can you hear me?
CORDELIA: I can hear you now. Are you back?
ANGEL: Yeah, I can hear you, yeah, these things were definitely cooked up by a bored warlock. I want you two to keep trying to find that demon Tay. He knows a lot more than he's telling. I think she's here on some kind of mission and I think he may be the key to all this.
CORDELIA: What does she look like?
ANGEL: Two raised ridges running down either cheek, violet eyes, she seemed intelligent, and she was very...attractive...for a demon.
CORDELIA: A hottie, huh? I guess she’s that all right. What with the sizzle?
ANGEL: Sizzler?
CORDELIA: The sizzle factor? Angel?
ANGEL: I can’t hear you. Cordelia?
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Post by drusillacakes on Oct 14, 2010 21:13:29 GMT -5
BUFFY: You can't spend the rest of your life waiting for Xander to wake up and smell the hottie. Make a move. Do the talking thing.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 14, 2010 22:33:01 GMT -5
GUY: Hey, you the one handing out the cards?
CORDELIA: Do you need help?
GUY: Well, I was wondering if that is really your number. Do you mind if I ring you up some time for a date?
DOYLE: Yeah, she minds.
CORDELIA: I can handle this, okay? Yes, I mind. This is a business card. We offer our services to people in need.
GUY: Well, I might be in need of a little service. You charge by the hour?
CORDELIA: Excuse me?
DOYLE: Alright just everyone relax here a little bit. The lady's with me, all right?
CORDELIA: No I’m not!
GUY: Nobody’s talking to you, wipe!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 18, 2010 1:04:15 GMT -5
ANYA: I know, I know. It's just ... he keeps saying he's going, and then he doesn't. And I keep almost being in charge, but then I'm not. And maybe he shouldn't be going at all, but we can't talk about that. And it all just leaves me with this stress and bossiness stored up, and it just ... leaks out.
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