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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 9, 2010 2:00:23 GMT -5
ANGEL: But she's not finished baking yet. I gotta wait till she's done baking, you know, till she finds herself, 'cause that's the drill. Fine. I'm waitin' patiently, and meanwhile, The Immortal's eatin' cookie dough!
ANDREW: Uh, Spike, is Angel crying?
SPIKE: No!
SPIKE: Not yet.
ANDREW: May want to hold the waterworks, big guy. The Immortal's cool and all, but he ain't all that. He's got his flaws.
ANGEL: Really?
SPIKE: Wh-what are they?
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 9, 2010 5:15:15 GMT -5
XANDER: I mean, you yourself, Oz, are considered more or less cool. Why is that? OZ: Am I? XANDER: Is it about the talking? You know, the way you tend to express yourself in short, noncommittal phrases? OZ: Could be. XANDER: I know! You're in a band! That's like a business-class ticket to cool with complementary mojo after takeoff! I gotta learn an instrument. Is it hard to play guitar? OZ: Not the way I play it.
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Post by drusillacakes on Nov 9, 2010 9:57:03 GMT -5
SPIKE: Well, I won't have you doin' mojo on me if you can't read properly. You might turn me into a stink beetle or what all.
GILES: Would be a generous ending for you, Spike.
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Post by Angel Beast on Nov 9, 2010 18:01:46 GMT -5
Angel: You know, I started it. The whole having-a-soul. Before it was... all the cool new thing.
Buffy: Oh my god, are you twelve?
Angel: I'm getting the brush-off for Captain Peroxide. It doesn't necessarily bring out the champion in me.
Buffy: You're not getting the brush off. Are you just gonna come here and go all Dawson on me every time I have a boyfriend?
Angel: Aha! *points* Boyfriend!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 9, 2010 18:27:05 GMT -5
BUFFY: Why? Are you ... helping again? You have a lead on this frost monster thingie?
SPIKE: Something like that, yeah. Thought you might be up for a little grunt work.
BUFFY: What?! No, no-no grunting!
SPIKE:I was talking shop, luv, but if you got other ideas ... you, me, cozy little tomb with a view...
XANDER: So, what did Captain Peroxide want?
BUFFY: Nothing! You know, he just, you know, wanted to see if I-I wanted to patrol, for, for the, the monster. But I, I told him that I ... would ... not.
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Post by afterthebattle on Nov 18, 2010 11:11:16 GMT -5
GILES: How did you get in?
SPIKE: Door was unlocked. You might wanna watch that, Rupert. Someone dangerous could get in.
BUFFY: Or someone formerly dangerous and currently annoying.
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Post by usagianddarien on Nov 18, 2010 11:33:11 GMT -5
Buffy: "I mean, I can't believe you got into Oxford." Willow: "It's pretty exciting." Oz: "That's some deep academia there." Buffy: "That's where they make Gileses." Willow: "I know! I could learn and, and have scones."
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 21, 2010 16:35:40 GMT -5
BUFFY: Okay. Factoid 1: Only the praying mantis can rotate its head like that. Factoid 2: A pretty whacked-out vampire is scared to death of her. Factoid 3: Her fashion sense screams predator.
WILLOW: It's the shoulder pads.
BUFFY: Exactly.
GILES: If you're right, then she'd have to be a shape shifter or a perception distorter. On a helpful note, I had a chum at Oxford, Carlyle, advanced degrees in entomology mythology.
BUFFY: Entoma-who?
GILES: Bugs and fairy tales.
BUFFY: I knew that.
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Post by usagianddarien on Nov 29, 2010 21:16:37 GMT -5
"I mean, it's not like I'm snooping around looking for proof that you're some sort of whacked out serial killer." Season 7 Anya
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Post by orangejuicepony on Nov 30, 2010 1:24:05 GMT -5
BUFFY: I'll let you know when we're even. What're you doing here?
Ethan: Snooping around.
BUFFY: Honesty. Nice touch.
Ethan: It's one of my virtues. Not really.
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Post by usagianddarien on Nov 30, 2010 9:09:05 GMT -5
Angel: "I've been with dozens of girls like her. More."
Buffy: "Oh, this honesty stuff is fun."
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Post by orangejuicepony on Dec 5, 2010 18:50:46 GMT -5
SPIKE: Willow's getting pretty strong, isn't she? Bringing you back. It's hard to get a good night's death around here. You can sit down. Got furniture. You should see the downstairs, too, it's quite posh. Uh ... I do remember what I said. The promise. To protect her. If I had done that ... even if I didn't make it ... you wouldn't have had to jump. But I want you to know I did save you. Not when it counted, of course, but ... after that. Every night after that. I'd see it all again ... do something different. Faster or more clever, you know? Dozens of times, lots of different ways ... Every night I save you.
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Post by drusillacakes on Dec 6, 2010 0:25:39 GMT -5
BUFFY: He has a point. Vampires can live anywhere. Any way they want. Taste, fashions, living conditions...they can vary. The animal inside, always the same.
MOLLY: Where'd you live?
SPIKE: What, you mean before? A crypt actually, but nicer. A bit more? I don't know if posh is the right word, but it was more like...?
BUFFY: Comfy.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Dec 6, 2010 1:04:45 GMT -5
BUFFY: He is NOT- Not my, my boyfriend, he's, um, just ... a... Spike ... this nice woman is, uh, from Social Services?
SPIKE: Oh, right! Uh ... hey! Buffy's a great mom. She takes good care of her little sis. Like, um, when Dawn was hanging out too much in my crypt, Buffy put a right stop to it.
MS. KROGER: I'm sorry, did you say-
BUFFY: Crib! He said crib. You know kids today and their buggin' street slang. Uh, Spike, didn't you have to go now, you know, because of that thing?
SPIKE: Uh, thing, yeah. Uh, my blanket.
MS. KROGER: He sleeps here?
BUFFY: What? No! No. Oh, uh, the, the, the blanket. That's, um, uh, it's a security thing, you know. He ... has issues. Nope, just me and Dawn living here.
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Post by drusillacakes on Dec 6, 2010 17:35:33 GMT -5
HOLDEN: Oh, uh. Webs? Holden Webster. We went to school together. European History. I let you crib off my Vaclav Havel essay. You really don't remember me?
BUFFY: Sure! Sure.
HOLDEN: OK, um, junior year, spring production of Pippin, uh, I did the lighting design.
BUFFY: I didn't see it.
HOLDEN: But you'd helped me move the lighting board, and I dropped it on your foot.
BUFFY: Right, foot. Yes, of course. History class. It's all coming back. Sorry.
HOLDEN: Well, you know, it's not like I was a big part of your life or anything.
BUFFY: No, I just...I didn't recognize you, you know, your face, all demon, and I think you've filled out a lot.
HOLDEN: Oh, yeah, well I got into to Tae Kwon Do in a big way at Dartmouth, so...
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Post by orangejuicepony on Dec 6, 2010 23:01:55 GMT -5
ANGEL: ...and the scroll is just tipping from his fingertips, and his eyes lighting with fierce determination, and then whack! I chopped off the evil lawyer-beast's hand and he screamed and he screamed and then I left.
LORNE: Well, you're just a regular Hans Christian Tarantino, aren't you? We should probably be getting back to the palace.
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Post by usagianddarien on Dec 7, 2010 9:42:32 GMT -5
Angel: You're a fight fan. And a lawyer. Let me guess -- Wolfram & Hart.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Dec 8, 2010 22:51:16 GMT -5
DRUSILLA: Pretty lawyers all in a row.
HOLLAND: I'm glad you're alive Darla. I'm glad we were able to save you.
DARLA: Are you? I guess you really care about me as a person. I guess I owe all of you. - The *whole* team.
DRUSILLA : You have beautiful skin.
LILAH: I moisturize.
DRUSILLA: That was very thoughtful of you.
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Post by drusillacakes on Dec 9, 2010 21:09:21 GMT -5
^^Haha, that's one of my favorite lines between Dru and Lilah. Cracks me up.
CORDELIA: You're starting to look a little slagged. What, are you just skipping foundation entirely now?
BUFFY: Cordelia, I have at least three lives to contend with, none of which really mesh. It's kind of like oil and water and a... third unmeshable thing.
CORDELIA: Yeah, and I can see the oil. Is that your mom? Now that is a woman that knows how to moisturize. Did it, like, skip a generation?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Dec 9, 2010 21:19:38 GMT -5
XANDER: At a spanking new Hellmouth High. Please. Outside of drugs and violence and the unwanted pregnancy, and, uh, unleashing of hordes of Armageddon that comes pouring out of the school's foundation every now and then, what trouble could these kids have?
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