Anyanka's: A Wish Granted!

[matthewblake]

wish granted. All light blue jeans are banished from the earth. We're left with dark blue jeans that are so dark they appear to be black. The world blames buffysmglover for a lack of jean selection...

I wish I could drag myself to the gym right now.

[buffysmglover]

Wish granted. But you can't drag yourself back!

I wish Tara was alive.

[roguewarrior]

Wish granted, but she was brought back by Wolfram & Hart and 110 people had to die to take her place. Plus she has to work for W&H for eternity.

I wish school wasn't starting again.

[lee]

Wish granted but due to the lack of education the next generation is a bunch of slackers and the country goes through a major growth of idiots resulting in a terrible effect on the economy and a rise in crime.

I wish I could travel through time.

[spikeluv13]

Wish granted. You can travel through time, but only to the exact spot you left from. However, the world moves and you are in a freezing deep space with no Oxygen and your head explodes.....that really is the problem with time travel.

I wish I could drop out of grad school and actually pursue what I want to do: tattooing.

[sagewoman]

Wish granted - you drop out of school only to have the government require all tattooists to have a PhD - so you have to find a job in some low level dump.

I wish I could stop working and go back to school.

[matthewblake]

wish granted, you go back to school but then when your finished, you can't find any work. And you end up working where you started.

I wish I had passion for a specific career.

[faith0tvs]

wish granted the career will cost you your happiness and will leave you with no personal life

I wish i could do a better wall spin (freerunning move)

[sagewoman]

Wish granted, but your spins are so fast the soles on your free-runners melt and you are stuck to the wall.

****Wow - I just checked out the parkour /free-running vids - very shiny!

I wish I could be a character in a Buffy episode.

[Nashira]

Wish Granted, unfortunately you turn out to be one of the vampires and Buffy dusts you before you even come properly onto the screen

I wish I was a fey.

[faith0tvs]

Wish granted but you're forever deprived of your abilites as a fey
I wish i could do a front flip

PS in the wallspin move my feet arent suppose to touch the wall

[Matthew]

Wish Granted you do a front flip but after you do it you fall and break your nose..
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I wish I had a million dollars!

[irishrose]

Wish Granted - you now have 1 million Confederate dollars.

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I wish my teenagers would stop arguing!

[kershmuckit]

They stop arguing, but it's only because there both so mad they don't want to talk to each other

I wish someone created a 99p coin....(or 99c for you yanks)

[faith0tvs]

Wish granted the 99p coin is created but it is a collectors item and cannot be used to buy things.

I wish I had a porsche carrera

[Vampire Lady]

Wish granted but when you ordered it online you failed to realize that the picture was its actual size.

I wish I was done with college/school.

[buffysmglover]

Wish Granted! But the laws in your state no require a 19+ years of college to work any job that does not pay cash.

I wish life was easy.

[balesthebloody]

Wish Granted!!
But life becomes so easy that the natural order of time is changed and your life is three times as short.

I wish I knew if the girl I like likes me back.

[matthewblake]

wish granted...she doesn't

I wish I had a new car

[balesthebloody]

Wish Granted!
It is so new that it still needs to be assembled.

I wish that I could meet Bret Michaels!