Anyanka's: A Wish Granted!

[postitnote]

Wish Granted...but after sleeping with him, you catch the crazy syphillis b/c he's a manwhore. LOL. Sorry...

I wish...I wasn't legally insane.

[piratequeensusan]

wish granted

But now the police are seeking the death penalty for that boyfriend you killed.

I wish the car I got wasn't so ugly. And ran right.

[postitnote]

Wish granted but semantics comes back to bite you in the ass, and the car won't turn left.

I wish Buffy were here.

[Vampire Lady]

Wish granted! Too bad you're really a vampire and she stakes you before you can even say 'hi'.

I wish I could eat all the junk food I wanted and never get pimples.

[postitnote]

Wish granted but you become overtly obese and have to have your minions water you down (shout out to my homeboy, Balthazar)

I wish I didn't have a headache.

[emileelizabeth]

wish granted..

your head is lopped off and no longer hurts.

I wish the livingroom would paint itself!

[postitnote]

Wish granted but in doing so, the room has painted over everything in the room, too...likening all of your valuables and Buffy DVDs to the shade of Pepto Bismol.

I wish I didn't have to read these articles and could just play Playstation. LOL.

[Magician Named Gosh]

Wish granted but the R1,L2, Triangle, and Up Button's don't work.

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer Wiener.

[Rachster]

wish granted but when you collect your trophy someone breaks into your house and steals it and all your money and you end up homeless

i wish i could type even faster

[Joe]

wish granted but u start typing so fast your hands catch on fire and you put them in your mouth to put it out but then you get fire caught in your mouth you start breathing fire eternally. So now you live out the rest of your days in Caritas so no one makes fun of you. that was funny.

I wish I could be in the Buffy Season 8 Movie (if there ever is one)

[themaleslayer]

Wish granted....but one of the lighting fixtures breakes loose and land on your head, giving you amnesia.

I wish for a lifetime supply of Shrimp

[Aloha Joe]

Wish granted... but you don't get to eat it...

I wish for a wish that can't be granted.

[Skytteflickan88]

Wish not granted. And you wish you had been more realistic *thinking* and you fall into an open grave and worms eat you to death.

Sorry, it's my first time : )

I wish James Marsters feel in love with me.

[Magician Named Gosh]

Wish granted...but he quickly grows tired of you, tells you he doesn't love you anymore, and skips town with your best friend. They randomly take Myspace-esque pictures on their cell phone and send them to you just to watch you flare up in anger.

I wish my next Buffy comic would finally arrive in the mail.

[Skytteflickan88]

Nice touch with the Myspace--esque pics.

Wish granted. But in it Xander gets turned by Dracula and Dawn stomps him to death, then kills herself, falling into the ocean, casuing a wave that drowns Buffy.

I wish I could breath under water.

[Magician Named Gosh]

Wish granted, but since Dawn has fallen into the ocean (from what you said) all the water has now been splashed out and magically evaporated. We now live in a world where there is no water.

I wish my computer programming homework would complete itself without my time and input.

[themaleslayer]

Wish granted...but suddenly your entire network is fried and it'll take months to replace your computer and you end up failing the semester.

I wish for a goldfish

[slayersarah]

Wish granted! but the goldfish doesn't like you so jumps out of its tank and kills itself

I wish weekends were longer

[Skytteflickan88]

Wish granted. The weekend is now 7 days long, which means that you get no money from your job...

I wish Andrew is killed in season 8.

[postitnote]

Wish granted...but he comes back to haunt you and only you.

I wish for a summer job.