Anyanka's: A Wish Granted!

[matthewblake]

wish granted, but a different actress plays Buffy!

I wish I had a personal chef.

[roguewarrior]

wish granted, but on the chef's first day she burns down the house.

I wish I had a laptop.

[shep]

Wish granted..... but its a childrens learning how to count, say the alphabet laptop

I wish I was married to Wentworth Miller

[buffysmglover]

Wish granted, but at the wedding he announces he's a woman.

I wish I was married to Sarah Michelle Gellar

[halfrekfan]

Done! Your married to Sarah now and it's the honeymoon night. She ties you to the bed kisses your forehead and pulls your toenails off with a pair of plyers while making you watch "Doublemeat Palace" non-stop for a week.


I wish Halfrek wasn't killed and became a valuable member of the scooby gang.

[sagewoman]

Wish granted. Halfrek is alive, but D'Hoffryn took Anya instead and Xander is so mad that at an opportune time he kills her, which sets off a chain of events....

I wish I had the 'fight moves" that Buffy and Faith have (kick fighting, handsprings, etc.).

[Slayer489]

Wish granted.

You gain the powers of a slayer like Buffy and Faith but only for 24 hours. Then a demon breaks into your house and kills you after the 24 hours are up.

I wish I could regenerate/be invincible.

[shep]

Wish granted. There is a "glitch" and you end up invisible pernanently. People therefore cant see you and your voice becomes quieter and quieter (what they cant see they cant here also) until your finally forgotten about!

I wish I didnt have to go to work

[matthewblake]

work calls, your fired.

I wish I had some extra cash right now.

[sagewoman]

Wish granted except Anya thought you said an extra rash so you break out in itchy red spots all over your body.

I wish I was more adventurous when I was young

[lee]

Wish granted but you end up breaking your neck during an adventurous, yet dangerous, bungy jump.

I wish I could see into the future.

[roguewarrior]

Wish granted. you look into the future and you see the after math of Peak Oil. eventually after seeing so much into the future you are gradually going inane.

I wish I had a pony

[TC]

Wish granted. Except the pony is a plastic figurine that comes with Barbie dolls.

I wish I had Faith's jackal knife.

[Slayer489]

Wish granted. Although, someone breaks into your home and stabs you with it.

I wish I could meet the entire cast of Buffy.

[matthewblake]

wish granted, you get to meet the entire cast of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, the 1992 film...

I wish I could afford to go on a volunteer vacation to Africa.

[lee]

Wish granted but you get trampled by a herd of wild elephants the moment you step off the plane.

I wish I was 6 inches taller.

[buffysmglover]

Wish granted! However, a side effect of growing taller is everything else seems smaller! But this wish itself backfired and shrunk your house! You have no where to live. Sorry.

I wish a certain book publisher would contact me sooner than later.

[sagewoman]

Wish granted. It's good news, but you are so shocked, overjoyed that you go into catatonic shock - makes the book an instant hit but unfortunately you never come out of the catatonia to know you made good.

I wish I didn't like chocolate so much.

[TC]

Wish granted except your affixition for chocolate is replaced by an obsession with Oreo cookies. You take said obession so far, however, that you stole all of the Oreo's from Wal Mart and went to jail.

I wish I had all the Buffy figures.

[buffysmglover]

(Ha! Its not my book I need to hear back on. Ha!)

We posted at the same time, so here's my edited WISH GRANTED:

Wish Granted! You'r dirt poor with no ffod so the first thing you begin to eat is all of their heads!

I wish blue jeans were always made darker blue. No light blue jeans anymore.