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The Night Lord
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The Long Kiss Goodnight

There can be no love. Only pain exists[Mo0:1]

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creepy time-killing fun Aug 27, 2009 5:13:18 GMT -5

Post by The Night Lord on Aug 27, 2009 5:13:18 GMT -5

Here's one. Been a while, so I'll have to get in touch with my wits. This one, I was pretending to be Jason Voorhees. Unfortunately, I never got to state that I was Jason

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hey.
You: hello there
You: how old are you?
Stranger: 20.
You: Hmm, just the right age then
Stranger: For what?
You: Well, it'll be a while, but I have to de-rust my machete
You: Teenaged brain matter is such a pain to get off the blade
You: Of course, I somehow have to be released from Hell
You: Which isn't always easy
You: Sucks to be me, I guess
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Someone got offended

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: Hi
You: What's up mofo?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

This one was a party pooper

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
You: I'm so alone
You: There's nobody out there
You: I'm so lonely
You: There's nobody to ride meeeeee
You: BUT YOU GOTTA HAVE FRIENDS!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Tehehe

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Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
A word of advice: "asl" is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
Stranger: hi
You: BLOW MY WHISTLE, BITCH!!
Stranger: bye
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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CowboyGuy *The Power That Is* SHIRTLESS WONDER![Mo0:16] Posts: 4,579	creepy time-killing fun Aug 27, 2009 5:15:43 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by CowboyGuy on Aug 27, 2009 5:15:43 GMT -5 .....Or people could use the chat at the bottom of every page!

Skytteflickan88 The Chosen One More awesome than you since 1988 "Can everybody just agree not to trust anybody and you get to the frikkin' point?"[Mo0:11] Posts: 8,757	creepy time-killing fun Aug 27, 2009 5:54:51 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 27, 2009 5:54:51 GMT -5 But then we would be banned for harassing other members...
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Beaumonde
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creepy time-killing fun Aug 30, 2009 8:59:24 GMT -5

Post by Beaumonde on Aug 30, 2009 8:59:24 GMT -5

Stranger: hi
You: you like the buffy?
Stranger: buffy?
Stranger: what?
Stranger: buffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffybuffy?
You: the buff buff buff
Stranger: ㅗ
Stranger: You're crazy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: hello good morning
Stranger: ....good morning
You: how are you today
You: feeling fresh as a button i hope
Stranger: Not so good...
You: why not?
Stranger: Hit the books...
You: IM WATCHING GOSSIP GIRL
Stranger: my head is just pounding.........
Stranger: I'm sorry....but I'm a male
You: do males not like gossip grrrrl? interesting
You: further study into this should be conducted soon
Stranger: GOSSIP GIRL？ OH，Brother I wish you good luck
You: what shows do males enjoy to watch
You: can't cook won't cook?
Stranger: dancing erotic female.....I think......
You: mm me too
You: this could be the start of a beautiful friendship i think
Stranger: i think so
You: so tell me more about yourself my friend
Stranger: En .. I am from China ..
Stranger: where are you come from?
You: i am from sunnydale in california
You: very dangerous but i survive
Stranger: california is a lovely place
Stranger: dangerous？why?
You: there are many vampires and demons
You: and the occasional giant snake
Stranger: I have relatives in the U.S. college
Stranger: vampires and demons？oh ,I can‘t imagine...
You: yes but my bff buffy kills them all the time
Stranger: It sounds very interesting~
You: INTERESTING? MY LIFE IS ON THE LINE ALL THE TIME IT IS NOT INTERESTING
You: why do you insult my culture like that
Stranger: Online Game?
You: less QQ more pew pew!
Stranger: QQ? You also know that QQ...
Stranger: I do not fully understand your own culture，sorry...
You: sorry, bored now, bye
You have disconnected.

Stranger: hi
You: howdy partner
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Last Edit: Aug 30, 2009 9:03:53 GMT -5 by Beaumonde

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Alexiness
Novice Witch

There is no me... I'm just a container.[Mo0:0]

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creepy time-killing fun Sept 2, 2009 1:49:44 GMT -5

Post by Alexiness on Sept 2, 2009 1:49:44 GMT -5

I thought I'd give this a try since it looks soo fun but my first bunch of times were like completely boring.

I went with the Dollhouse approach like 50 times until someone replied. It was kinda weird hahah.

Stranger: hey
You: did i fall asleep?
Stranger: uhh idk lol(:
You: shall i go now?
Stranger: no
You: okay...
You: i like my treatments.
Stranger: xD
You: am i going to go and see dr saunders?
Stranger: huh?
You: i try to be my best.
Stranger: ur cute
You: OMFG PEDO!
You have disconnected.

Found someone who didn't say anything so I felt like making some fun out of it.

You: OH thank god youre here.
You: ive been waiting for four frickin hours!
Stranger: me to
You: how long does it take to get the milk?
You: i mean really!
You: you always do this to me!
You: i bet you were off banging our frickin neighbour again werent you?
You: im sorry sweetie i cant take it anymore.
You: you say they start it but i just dont believe you anymore.
You: i want a divorce.
You have disconnected.

Last Edit: Sept 2, 2009 1:56:54 GMT -5 by Alexiness

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drusillacakes
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Teacup Humans

Fond memories[Mo0:19]

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creepy time-killing fun Sept 11, 2009 11:05:19 GMT -5

Post by drusillacakes on Sept 11, 2009 11:05:19 GMT -5

Ah Alexiness, that second one had me in tears. "Banging the neighbor again were you?!?"

AH! I finally worked up the nerve to do it! Here's how it went!

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Omegle is not a dating site. Please try to have interesting conversations here!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Well that was anti-climatic.

I tried it again, but the person was so nice, I didn't want to ask him/her if I fell asleep.

You: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Stranger: hi!!
Stranger: from?
You: mass
Stranger: mass??
You: achusetts
Stranger: OK, in USA!!

You: what did you have for bkfast?
Stranger: a sandwich..
Stranger: do you eat bkfast now?
Stranger: I have to apologize for my bad english

i hope you can understand that;)
You: no but i like to know what people eat for bkfast.
You: are you in the us?
Stranger: ok.. no, I'm from sweden
You: oh cool. how do you say hello in swedish?
Stranger: Hej

You: hej!
You: i have to go now. how do you say bye?
Stranger: Hejdå..
Stranger: å is a letter only in sweden

You: haha yes, it's not coming up on my keyboard. in that case, bye bye then.

You: have a nice day, and eat a good lunch.
Stranger: bye bye:)

I kind of suck at this.

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creepy time-killing fun Sept 12, 2009 18:27:32 GMT -5

Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 12, 2009 18:27:32 GMT -5

Stranger: hi
You: The LAZERS ARE COMING!!!
You: RUN!!!!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: knock knock
You: :
O o
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| IM A FIRIN MAH LAZOR BLAAAAAAARGHH!!!!
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Stranger: awesome!!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hey, horny 15 year old guy here looking for horny girl with cam, that you?
You: :
O o
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Alexiness Novice Witch There is no me... I'm just a container.[Mo0:0] Posts: 268	creepy time-killing fun Sept 12, 2009 22:00:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexiness on Sept 12, 2009 22:00:25 GMT -5 Hahahaha, hilarious ones there Lurchibald! You seem to like lasers quite a bit... hmm
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Talkie Toaster
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I'm not a god, I was misquoted

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creepy time-killing fun Sept 13, 2009 7:58:26 GMT -5

Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 13, 2009 7:58:26 GMT -5

Stranger: hi
Stranger: from?
You: a place
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: hi, asl?
You: :
O o
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Stranger: *rofl*
You: hows that for an asl?
You: XD
Stranger: you dont know asl?
You: age sex location
You: nope
You: never heard of it
You:

Stranger: i love you, you're so intelligent!
You: yes, yes i am
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Alexiness Novice Witch There is no me... I'm just a container.[Mo0:0] Posts: 268	creepy time-killing fun Sept 17, 2009 3:11:25 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexiness on Sept 17, 2009 3:11:25 GMT -5 Awww that second one sounded like the person liked you, Lurchibald! Until they left....
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elenasaur
Ensouled Vampire

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creepy time-killing fun Sept 17, 2009 20:31:00 GMT -5

Post by elenasaur on Sept 17, 2009 20:31:00 GMT -5

Wow, I just had two conversations, and they were both surprisingly normal and entertaining.
Maybe it was because I had both conversations with girls, so none of us felt the need to make gross sexual comments? No offense to guys or anything...
But that was a good time.. I would post some highlights, but the conversations I had were both like, 8 pages long. Don't feel like reading back through.

Talkie Toaster Junior Vampire Slayer I'm not a god, I was misquoted I'm really Lurchibald.. shhhhhh[Mo0:16] Posts: 921	creepy time-killing fun Sept 17, 2009 20:35:57 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 17, 2009 20:35:57 GMT -5 yeah, i have had a few normal convos
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Iceeh★ Bad Ass Wicca Also, Angels. Somewhere, along in the bitterness.[Mo0:7] Posts: 2,298	creepy time-killing fun Sept 17, 2009 20:41:01 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Iceeh★ on Sept 17, 2009 20:41:01 GMT -5 Oh, me too! I had a really fab one with this one chick, then we swapped myspaces before we disconnected xD
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Post by The Night Lord on Aug 27, 2009 5:13:18 GMT -5

Post by CowboyGuy on Aug 27, 2009 5:15:43 GMT -5

Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 27, 2009 5:54:51 GMT -5

Post by shivi on Aug 27, 2009 6:13:25 GMT -5

Post by Secret Scoobie on Aug 30, 2009 6:11:43 GMT -5

Post by Beaumonde on Aug 30, 2009 8:59:24 GMT -5

Post by Alexiness on Sept 2, 2009 1:49:44 GMT -5

Post by Just Willow on Sept 2, 2009 20:20:11 GMT -5

Post by drusillacakes on Sept 11, 2009 11:05:19 GMT -5

Post by Midnight Butterfly on Sept 12, 2009 16:41:15 GMT -5

Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 12, 2009 18:27:32 GMT -5

Post by Alexiness on Sept 12, 2009 22:00:25 GMT -5

Post by Secret Scoobie on Sept 13, 2009 6:19:50 GMT -5

Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 13, 2009 7:58:26 GMT -5

Post by Alexiness on Sept 17, 2009 3:11:25 GMT -5

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Post by Talkie Toaster on Sept 17, 2009 20:35:57 GMT -5

Post by Iceeh★ on Sept 17, 2009 20:41:01 GMT -5