Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 1, 2009 20:59:38 GMT -5
The Dark Age
Spike: Not one hour ago! Right here, before your very eyes! Ben came, turned into Glory, snatched the kid, and - phht! - vanished. Remember? You *do* remember? Is everyone here very stoned? Ben. Glory. He's a doctor. She's the Beast. Two entirely separate entities, sharing one body. It's like a bloody sitcom! Surely, you remember!
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
Who has got the button?
Get out of my BRAIN![Mo0:1]
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Post by gumgnome on Dec 2, 2009 5:47:09 GMT -5
The Weight of the World
MAYOR: Do you like Family Circus? TRICK: I like Marmaduke. MAYOR: Oh! Eww! He's always on the furniture. Unsanitary. TRICK: Nobody can tell Marmaduke what to do. That's my kinda dog. ALLAN: I like to read Cathy.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 2, 2009 20:30:29 GMT -5
Bad Girls
Willow: Mom, I'm not acting out. I'm a witch! I-I can make pencils float. And I can summon the four elements. Okay, two, but four soon. A-and I'm dating a musician. Sheila: Oh, Willow! Willow: (thickly sarcastic) I worship Beelzebub. I do his biddings. Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them. Sheila: Willow, please! Willow: All bow before Satan! Sheila: I'm not listening to this. Willow: Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil.
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willowsummers
Respected Watcher
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Dabbling with magic[Mo0:9]
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Post by willowsummers on Dec 2, 2009 20:41:59 GMT -5
Gingerbread
Buffy: You have fruit punch mouth
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 2, 2009 21:43:29 GMT -5
Prophecy Girl
Willow: Oh, yeah, I'm good at medical stuff since Xander and I used to play doctor all the time. Xander: No, she's being literal. She used to have all these medical volumes, uh, and diagnosed me with stuff. I didn't have the heart to tell her she was playing it wrong.
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willowsummers
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Post by willowsummers on Dec 2, 2009 22:59:34 GMT -5
Killed By Death
Buffybot: I could never do it. (drops the stake) I'm helpless against you, you fiend.
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
Who has got the button?
Get out of my BRAIN![Mo0:1]
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Post by gumgnome on Dec 3, 2009 4:40:41 GMT -5
Intervention
GILES: Then go home. But if you choose to stay, then work. (leaves) WILLOW: Ugh... It's late. I'm tired. What does he want from us, anyway? XANDER: The number of a qualified surgeon to remove the British flag from his butt?
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 3, 2009 22:28:45 GMT -5
Revelations
Buffy: My guess?it's that seal thing in the basement. It's like all the hellmouth's energy is trying to escape in that one little spot, and it's getting all? Principal Wood: Focusy. Buffy: Careful. You're starting to speak like me now.
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willowsummers
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Post by willowsummers on Dec 3, 2009 23:07:18 GMT -5
Storyteller
Willow: Come on, Angel pushes your buttons. You know he does.
Buffy: I suppose some girls might find him good looking... (gets a look from Willow) ...if they have eyes, alright, he's a honey, but... it's just he's never around, and when he is, all he wants to do is talk about vampires, and... I, I just can't have a relationship...
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 3, 2009 23:54:58 GMT -5
The Pack
Buffy: Spike! Riley: That's a name? Buffy: Don't be mad. Riley: I'm not mad! Buffy: No, you are mad! Riley: No, I am! Er.. I really.. Wow. Who is this guy? Does he go here? Buffy: Spike? (Laughs) Oh, no.. He's totally old. Riley: Old. Buffy: Well, not as old as my last boyfriend was.
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CourtneyDax
Psychic Link to the PTB
May 7, 2002
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Post by CourtneyDax on Dec 4, 2009 0:31:19 GMT -5
Something Blue
ANYA: What a day. Gimme a beer. Bartender: I.D. ANYA: I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old! Just gimme a friggin' beer! Bartender: I.D. ANYA: (sighs, defeated) Gimme a Coke.
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
Who has got the button?
Get out of my BRAIN![Mo0:1]
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Post by gumgnome on Dec 4, 2009 8:12:50 GMT -5
Doppelgangland
BUFFY: Angel barely says two words to me. XANDER: Don't you hate that? BUFFY: And when he does, he treats me like I'm a child. XANDER: That bastard!
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 4, 2009 15:18:17 GMT -5
Reptile Boy
Buffy: It was terrible. I moped over you for months. Sitting in my room listening to that Divinyls song 'I Touch Myself'. (realizes) Of course, I had no idea what it was about.
[later]
Willow: (realizes) Oh, that's what that song is about?!
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willowsummers
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Post by willowsummers on Dec 4, 2009 19:53:03 GMT -5
Lie To Me
Giles: I cannot believe that you are fool enough to do something like this!
Xander: Oh, no, I'm twice the fool it takes to do something like this.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 4, 2009 21:58:44 GMT -5
Bewitched, Bothered and Bewildered
Xander: Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group? Anya: You did. Tara: You said Willow should be boss. Anya: And then you said "let's vote," and it was unanimous... Tara: ...and then you made her this little plaque, that said "Boss of Us," you put little sparkles on it...
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willowsummers
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Post by willowsummers on Dec 4, 2009 22:00:51 GMT -5
Bargaining Part 1
BUFFY: (surprised) Wow. A mugging. Haven't gotten one of those in a while.
The uninjured mugger checking to make sure the one Buffy kicked is okay.
BUFFY: Usually it's blood, and with the horror ... just a good old-fashioned mugging. (the victims staring at her) Kinda sweet actually.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 5, 2009 1:01:32 GMT -5
Smashed
Willow: Okay ... uh, let me make you mad again. Uh ... ready? Um ... Last semester, I slept with Riley. Buffy: And you know I really doubt it. Willow: Caught me. Big fib. To ... cover up the sleazy affair I had with Angel!
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
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Get out of my BRAIN![Mo0:1]
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Post by gumgnome on Dec 5, 2009 6:25:25 GMT -5
Flooded
XANDER: Rain of Toads. WILLOW: Right. XANDER: Rain of Toads! Do you think they'd have anything like that in the paper?
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Dec 5, 2009 15:05:07 GMT -5
The Harvest
Buffy: Hot dog surprise. Be still, my heart. Willow: Call me old-fashioned, I don't want any more surprises in my hot dogs.
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gumgnome
Junior Vampire Slayer
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Get out of my BRAIN![Mo0:1]
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Post by gumgnome on Dec 6, 2009 5:31:05 GMT -5
Teacher's Pet
BUFFY: Miss Summers! Some of us are here to learn, professor! Maybe you'd like to teach your own class! VAMP: Who are you talking to?
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