drusillacakes
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Teacup Humans
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Post by drusillacakes on Jan 25, 2010 0:38:18 GMT -5
The Harvest
Giles: Buffy has a date? Anya: Yes... Didn't you hear? Everybody has a date. Buffy has a date. Willow's been completely making out with this girl? Kennedy: Hey! Anya: Xander's out with some hardware-store-whore. It's Date Fest 2003.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 25, 2010 18:16:28 GMT -5
First Date
Buffy: All right. You work on that then. We need to go. Ready, Randy? Spike: Ready, Joan. Giles: Um, son. Come here. Um, please. Spike: Um... Giles: Yes, um... (awkward hug) Spike: Right. Giles: Good, then.
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Zombierella
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You can't swing a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity. Not that I swing cats. [Mo0:0]
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Post by Zombierella on Jan 25, 2010 21:47:06 GMT -5
^ Tabula Rasa
Buffy: I mean, people are perfectly happy getting along, and then vampires come, and they run around and they kill people, and they take over your whole house and start making these stupid little mini-pizzas. Now where I like a mini-pizza, but I'm telling you...
Giles: Buffy. I believe the sub-text here is rapidly becoming... text.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 26, 2010 20:07:24 GMT -5
Ted
Willow: What kinda punch did you make? Buffy: Uh, lemonade. I made it fresh and everything. Willow: How much sugar did you use? Buffy: Sugar?
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Zombierella
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Post by Zombierella on Jan 26, 2010 23:34:40 GMT -5
^ School Hard
Willow: "When Buffy was a vampire, you weren't still, like, attracted to her, were you?" Xander: "Willow, how can you...? I mean, that's really *bent*. She was... grotesque." Willow: "Still dug her, huh?" Xander: "I'm sick. I need help." Willow: "Don't I know it."
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 27, 2010 0:24:11 GMT -5
Nightmares
Willow: Do you know that you have the parking brake on? Buffy: Uh-huh. (releases it) Willow: Are, are you sure about the Bronze? I mean, the SATs are tomorrow. Buffy: I can study at the Bronze. A little dancing, a little cross-multiplying. You know what we need? (bends over to fiddle with the radio, starts swerving) Willow: Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Jan 27, 2010 16:40:35 GMT -5
Band Candy
Willow: People grow apart. They grow closer. Xander: This is good. How close we are now. I feel very comfortable with this amount of closeness. In fact, I could even back up a few paces and still be happy. See? Willow: I want you, Xander... to be my first. Xander: Baseman! Please tell me we're talking baseball.
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drusillacakes
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Post by drusillacakes on Jan 28, 2010 0:19:35 GMT -5
Bewitched, Bothered, Bewildered
Willow: Aren't you supposed to be doing your homework in the library?
Buffy: I'm dawdling with my friends.
Xander: Works for me.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 28, 2010 4:07:12 GMT -5
Reptile Boy
Giles: If Tara's right, then we're blind. There's ... there's no way we can determine ... her moves, her habits, where she'll turn up next- (he spots Glory, who has come to buy her spell ingredients) Giles: Oh! I beg your- Glory: (abruptly) Uh-huh. I want these. Giles: Yes, of course! Um, you find everything all right? Glory: No problemo. Giles: That's, um... Your receipt. And ... Thank you! (she leaves; and Giles turns back to the Scoobies) Giles: She could be anywhere. But if she is as powerful as, uh, Buffy says, I imagine it won't be long before she makes herself known.
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Jan 29, 2010 13:20:05 GMT -5
Shadow
Tara: I thought vengeance demons only punished men who wronged women. Halfrek: Oh, that was Anya's little raison d'etre. Most of us try to be a little more well-rounded. And actually, we prefer "justice demon", okay? FYI. Anya: Well-rounded, huh? Is that how you explain your thing for bad parents? Halfrek: Oh, it's not a thing. The children need me. Anya: < coughing > Daddy issues.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Jan 29, 2010 21:38:35 GMT -5
Older and Far Away
Sam: It was really nice meeting you all. (to Riley) You ready for Nepal, agent? Riley: (to Xander) Soldier. (to Sam) Fire-fights, bug hunts, big body counts ... yeah, I could use a break. (pulled up into helicopter) Willow: Bye! Xander: Bye! Bye Riley! Bye Sam! Willow: (to Buffy) What a bitch.
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willow333
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Post by willow333 on Feb 2, 2010 15:52:34 GMT -5
As You Were
Anya: Yes, didn't you hear? Everybody has a date. Buffy has a date. Willow's been completely making out with this girl. Xander's out with some hardware store whore. It's Date-Fest 2003.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Feb 3, 2010 5:59:08 GMT -5
First Date
Buffy: Think there'll be a lot of Wiccas there, heavy Wiccan crowd? Xander: Well, that's sort of her deal. Her and Willow are all Wiccie. Swingin' with the Wiccan lifestyle. Buffy: Which is cool. Xander: Well, yeah. Buffy: I just hope we fit in, not awkward. Xander: With Willow it's like, she's got this ... whole new thing in her life. But she's still Willow, so I can always figure her out. But Tara, I just know she likes Willow, and she already has one of those.
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Zombierella
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You can't swing a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity. Not that I swing cats. [Mo0:0]
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Post by Zombierella on Feb 4, 2010 15:16:51 GMT -5
^ Family
Cordelia: Ouch! Please get your extreme oafishness off my two-hundred- dollar shoes!
Xander: I'm sorry, I was just...
Cordelia: ...getting off the dance floor before Annie Vega's boyfriend squashes you like a bug?
Xander: Oh, so you noticed.
Cordelia: Uh-huh.
Xander: Yeah, thanks for being so understanding.
Cordelia: Sure.
Xander: Y'know, hey, I don't know what everyone's talking about. That outfit doesn't make you look like a hooker!
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Feb 4, 2010 16:19:58 GMT -5
Angel
Tara: "Your one-stop spot to shop for all your occult needs." Catchy. Giles: Think so? Tara: Uh-huh. In a ... hard to read sort of way, but I think it's great. Giles: Oh.
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Post by PJ on Feb 5, 2010 8:24:54 GMT -5
ShadowAnya: Slap my hand now. Giles: Beg your pardon? Anya: In celebration. Giles: Oh. Yes. (high-fives Anya) Anya: Ow!
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Zombierella
Potential Slayer
You can't swing a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity. Not that I swing cats. [Mo0:0]
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Post by Zombierella on Feb 5, 2010 23:06:08 GMT -5
^ New Moon Rising
Giles: Why should someone want to harm Cordelia? Willow: Maybe because they met her? Did I say that?
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Feb 6, 2010 2:33:00 GMT -5
The Witch
Xander: What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is thirty. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me! Buffy: God Xander! Is that all you think about? Xander: Actually... bye. (Xander runs from the library)
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Post by PJ on Feb 6, 2010 9:19:57 GMT -5
Earshot lol. Buffy: Oh! That's my skirt! You're never gonna fit in it with those hips. We have to kill them.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Feb 6, 2010 23:41:06 GMT -5
The Freshmen
Anya: Anya Christina Emanuella Jenkins, twenty years old. Born on the fourth of July, and don't think there weren't jokes about that my whole life, mister, 'cause there were. Who's our little patriot? they'd say, when I was younger, and therefore smaller and shorter than I am now.
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