Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Aug 31, 2010 3:29:26 GMT -5
It's possible that he's in the land of perpetual Wednesday ... or the crazy melty land ... or, you know, the world without shrimp.
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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 31, 2010 6:44:12 GMT -5
Girls, guys...puppies. He's pretty much an equal-opportunity saver.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 31, 2010 23:04:31 GMT -5
You won. All right? You came in and you killed them and you took their land. That's what conquering nations do. That's what Caesar did, and he's not going around saying, "I came, I conquered, I felt really bad about it." The history of the world is not people making friends. You had better weapons, and you massacred them. End of story.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 31, 2010 23:08:02 GMT -5
Oh yeah, Willow wants to watch this thing on the history channel tonight, Salem Witch Trial stuff, which is only gonna get her all upset.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 31, 2010 23:12:15 GMT -5
We're proud to say that the Class of '99 has the lowest mortality rate of any graduating class in Sunnydale history...
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 31, 2010 23:27:24 GMT -5
For a nasty town like Sunnydale, nobody seems to mind their locks.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 31, 2010 23:43:37 GMT -5
My predecessor, Mr. Flutie, may have gone in for all that touchy-feely relating nonsense, but he was eaten. You're in my world now. And Sunnydale has touched and felt for the last time.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 31, 2010 23:53:54 GMT -5
Well, it's a little too late to do anything about that. Uh, you should probably know that Buffy doesn't like to be kissed. Actually she doesn't like to be touched.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 0:04:56 GMT -5
Yeah, it was sexy the way she touched me real hard with her fists.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 0:10:46 GMT -5
'Old Reliable'? Yeah, great. *There's* a sexy nickname.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 0:18:30 GMT -5
It's "come as you aren't" night! The perfect chance for a girl to get sexy and wild, with no repercussions.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 0:28:47 GMT -5
Now there's a plan. She's working solo, she won't have a chance to come after us when the wild rumpus begins. Plus, it will make her miserable. And I never get tired of that.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 0:38:09 GMT -5
You know, I never got the chance to tell you how glad I was you were eaten by a snake.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 0:51:23 GMT -5
Yeah, On our one and only date. Second date called on account of snake, remember? And the whole, you used to be a man killing demon thing. Which to be fair, is as much my issue as it is yours.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 1:15:11 GMT -5
I know you're all upset... and I, myself, would much rather be sitting at the bedside of my one-eyed ex-fiancé than killing time here with you people in this overcrowded and, might I add, increasingly ripe-smelling basement. And I would be, too, if not for a certain awkward discussion he and I recently had right over there on that cot immediately following some exciting and unexpected breakup sex.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 1:26:24 GMT -5
Let's explore the world of our story, shall we? This uh, Buffy lives in Sunnydale, California. Um, this is the local high school. There's a hellmouth -- hellmouth -- underneath the high school. See, weird things happen on the hellmouth that attracts all sorts of, uh, bad people and demons and vampires. And now there's this thing in the basement of the high school called the -- the seal of Danzal -- Danzalthar, and it's sort of a door to the hellmouth. Uh, due to some circumstances it got opened up... a little bit... recently...uh, and this, uh, nasty, nasty vampire thing came out of it. It was, uh, it was just awful, awful. This whole thing -- whole thing -- is being orchestrated by something called "The First". It's made up of all the evil in the whole world. Oh, there's also these guys. They work for the First. We don't know much about them except that they're very ugly and they're very mobile for blind people. Is that all clear?
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Sept 1, 2010 2:44:26 GMT -5
(sheepishly) A funny thing happened with my prior social engagement. Pretty much ended when a friend of mine went off to do something with another crowd she hangs out with. Irony is kind of ironic that way. (hopefully) Anyway, I know it's late, but I-I thought maybe-- I mean, if you still wanted to . . . do something?
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 1, 2010 8:35:20 GMT -5
Well, that's great. Look at that. It's not even noon, and I've already bullied my first family member into helping out. I'm going to be the best principal ever.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 11:23:29 GMT -5
I am so torn between 'oh my god are you twelve?!' and 'This goes beyond anything I've ever done. It's a total loss of control, and not in a nice, wholesome, my-girlfriend-has-a-pierced-tongue kind of way.'
take your pick lol
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 14:25:16 GMT -5
Skank! A manic-panicked freak who he's like totally macking with right in the middle of the room. I saw him shove his tongue-
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