outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 15:29:27 GMT -5
Unless I blocked it from my memory, much as I will Xander's vigorous use of his tongue.
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Sept 1, 2010 15:48:13 GMT -5
I have to put this whole scene of them performing in the talent show....too funny. lol
Willow: Oh, ruler of my country, Oedipus, you see our company around the Altar, and I, the priest of Zeus!
Xander: Ha, ha! They prophesize that I should kill my father. But he is dead. And hidden deep in the soil. But surely I must fear my mother's bed.
Buffy: Oh, Oedipus, Oedipus, unhappy Oedipus, that is all I can call you, and all that I ever shall call you.
Xander: Darkness! And horror of darkness. Unfolding, restless, visitant, sped by an ill wind in haste. Madness, and... Madness a-and stabbing pain, and, a-and, uh... oh... oh... memory of, uh, i-ill deeds I have done.
(Buffy nudges Willow to cue her. She is too terrified to say her next line and runs from the stage. Xander and Buffy step together to fill the gap left between them.)
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 18:01:49 GMT -5
I am going to karma you for making me remember that scene.
It didn't hurt too much? I-I'm not very good at stabbing.
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 1, 2010 18:15:52 GMT -5
Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl. Sugar and spice and everything...useless unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh...more than blood. I'm... you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips, assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's alright, though...I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong.
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Sept 1, 2010 20:42:45 GMT -5
I feel the need for more sugar than the human body can handle.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 21:18:34 GMT -5
again, have to go with the scene. also jaz you get karmas.
Willow: Or... or maybe an ear-harvesting demon that--it's, like, building another demon completely out of ears. Or... ooh! Thought. We're just assuming someone else cut off the ear. What if it was self-inflicted, like Van Gogh? Buffy: So... she brutally stabs herself, dumped the body, then cut off her own ear? Willow: No. She cut off her ear, then killed herself, then dumped the body--I'm really off my game, aren't I?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 21:30:41 GMT -5
This cow and this chicken don't know it yet, but they're destined to become part of it as well! So what happens when a cow and a chicken come together? Why, that's a DoubleMeat Medley! Let's take a look now at the process of harvesting these two special meats.
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 1, 2010 21:37:53 GMT -5
gotta finish this off but hey it leaves a lot of options for the next person.
So what'd you think? You'd get your soul back and everything'd be Jim Dandy? Soul's slipperier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man, and I respect that, but...you never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me, singing our little songs. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them, right from the beginning. And that's where we're going...right back to the beginning. Not the Bang... not the Word... the true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride. And I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck,if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you. Trying to do what's right, just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right, not about wrong...it's about power.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 1, 2010 21:59:00 GMT -5
The weasel wants to sing. He just needs a tune.
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
Posts: 1,680
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Post by drusillacakes on Sept 1, 2010 23:01:32 GMT -5
I'll give you a seed if you sing.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 23:20:58 GMT -5
Shhh! Hospital zone. No singing.
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
Posts: 1,680
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Post by drusillacakes on Sept 1, 2010 23:24:59 GMT -5
I just got in is all. Night shift at the hospital. I'm glad you called.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 1, 2010 23:30:08 GMT -5
Um, no, this is a special kind of angel called a Charlie. We don't have wings, we just skate around with perfect hair fighting crime.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 2, 2010 0:13:17 GMT -5
It's not like you're so perfect either, what with your ... strangely large upper arms and your tendency to criticize.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 2, 2010 0:43:02 GMT -5
I've seen the best and the worst of you, and I understand, with perfect clarity, exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the One, Buffy. i love that line.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 2, 2010 0:55:29 GMT -5
What's to understand? You think you're the first guy who ever rolled over, saw what was lying next to him and went 'Guyeah!' And you're not. Believe me. - It's called a moment of clarity, my lamb. And you've just had one. Sort of appalling, ain't it? To see just exactly where you've gotten yourself?
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 2, 2010 1:11:35 GMT -5
Gotta move, lamb. I think it's fair to say school's out for bloody summer.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 2, 2010 1:16:13 GMT -5
SPIKE: "Passions" is on! Timmy's down the bloody well, and if you make me miss it, I'll-
GILES: You'll do what? Lick me to death? Look, uh.. Willow.. I think we ought to try the spell. Among other things, I'd like to shower sometime today. Alone.
Couldn't resist the scene.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Sept 2, 2010 1:24:27 GMT -5
Oh, listen to Mary Poppins. He's got his crust all stiff and upper with that Nancy-boy accent. You English men are always so... bloody hell! Sodding, blimey, shagging, knickers, bollocks. Oh god... I'm English.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 2, 2010 1:26:40 GMT -5
Oh, yeah. Okay, let me guess... you won't kill me? Wooo... the whole crowd-pleasing threats-and-swagger routine. How stunningly original. You know, I'm just passing through. Satisfied? You know, I really hope so because God knows you need some satisfaction in life besides shagging Captain Cardboard and I never really liked you anyway and... and you have stupid hair.
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