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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 24, 2010 2:03:21 GMT -5
Guess I won't be writing that book, 'Gaining Friends through Telepathy.'
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Post by Angel Beast on Sept 24, 2010 17:40:18 GMT -5
Doyle: If you need help. Then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best! - Our rats are low. Cordy: Our rates!" Doyle: It says 'rats'. - Our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you're at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that's what you'll find here - someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don't lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you'll see that there's still heroes in this world. (Clears throat) Is that it? Am I done?
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Post by outofphase on Sept 24, 2010 17:50:10 GMT -5
I think you're ready now, or at least in the state of pre-readiness to make conversation, or-or to do that thing with your mouth that boys like. Oh, I didn't mean that bad thing with your mouth, I meant that little half-smile thing that you... you're supposed to stop me when I do that.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 25, 2010 17:04:01 GMT -5
Angel, Angel, Angel. Does every conversation we have have to come around to that freak? (notices Angel) Hey, man, how you doin'?
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outofphase
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Post by outofphase on Sept 28, 2010 20:36:14 GMT -5
Angel's dull as a table lamp! And we have very different coloring.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 29, 2010 12:35:03 GMT -5
Tell you what I'll do then. I'll head out, find this girl, tell her exactly where you are and then watch as she kills you. Can't any one of your damn little Scooby club at least try to remember that I hate you all? Just because I can't do the damage myself doesn't stop me from aiming a loose cannon your way. And here I thought the evening be dull.
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outofphase
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Post by outofphase on Sept 29, 2010 23:46:13 GMT -5
Willow: There's gotta be a flaw. Buffy: I think the part where he's pure evil and kills randomly was an oversight.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Sept 30, 2010 13:29:02 GMT -5
And what's your great plan for finding this dark power? You just gonna attack people randomly till you find a bad one?
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Post by outofphase on Oct 1, 2010 2:48:22 GMT -5
i've been waiting for this forever
Cordelia: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. Oz: We attack the Mayor with hummus. Cordelia: I stand corrected.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Oct 1, 2010 3:54:29 GMT -5
^^ outofphase, love your T&S banner!!!!
Clem: It's getting bad here. Really bad. Hellmouth acting up again, people feeling it, getting crazier. You can't swing a cat without hitting some kind of demonic activity. Not that I swing cats, or eat?nope. Heh. Cuttin' way back. Cholesterol? morals. I mean, morals.
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Post by outofphase on Oct 1, 2010 16:42:56 GMT -5
Thanks! I uh, I don't talk to people much. I mean, I talk to them, but they don't talk to me. Except to say that "your questions are irksome," or "perhaps you should take your furs and your literal interpretations to the other side of the river."
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 1, 2010 22:00:01 GMT -5
SPIKE: What I had to. I went back and I took care of it. It doesn't matter now. No one will ever find her.
COP #1: Where'd they find her?
COP #2: The river. She washed up half a mile from the cemetery.
SPIKE: Oh ... balls.
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Post by outofphase on Oct 8, 2010 23:42:24 GMT -5
Spike: Oh, balls! You didn't say he was a Glarghk Guhl Kashmas'nik! Xander: 'Cause I can't say Glarba...
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 9, 2010 0:28:49 GMT -5
yay! and that was a hard one, it took me forever.
CORDELIA: Buffy. You're really campaigning for bitch-of- the-year, aren't you?
BUFFY: As defending champion, you nervous?
CORDELIA: I can hold my own. You know, we've never really been close, which is nice, 'cause I don't really like you that much, but... you have on occasion saved the world and stuff, so I'm gonna... do you a favor.
BUFFY: And this great favor is...
CORDELIA: I'm gonna give you some advice. Get over it.
BUFFY: Excuse me?
CORDELIA: Whatever is causing the Joan Collins 'tude, deal with it. Embrace the pain, spank your inner moppet, whatever, but get over it. 'Cause pretty soon you're not even gonna have the loser friends you've got now.
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Oct 9, 2010 2:14:04 GMT -5
Willow: Thanks for coming with. Hunting for a psychopathic super-bitch is definitely in the above and beyond category.
Tara: It's okay, really. So, what do we do if we find her?
Willow: Run, flee, maybe skedadlle. We're not here to engage. This is strictly recon.
(Tara smiles.)
Willow: What?
Tara: You said "recon". You're like "Cool Monster Fighter"!
Willow: Well, technically, Faith isn't a monster. And as far as fighting, I'd be lucky to bruise her fist with my face.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 9, 2010 3:23:53 GMT -5
Spike: So, you let Parker take a poke, eh? Didn't seem like you know each other that well. What did it take to pry apart the Slayer's dimpled knees?
Buffy: You're a pig Spike.
Spike: Did he play the sensitive lad and get you to seduce him? That's a good trick if the girls thick enough to buy it. I wonder what went wrong. Were you too strong? Did you bruise the boy? Come to think of it seems like someone told me that. Who was it? Oh, yeah. Angel.
(Buffy proceeds to kick Spike's butt)
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Post by nl197 on Oct 9, 2010 3:35:18 GMT -5
ANGELUS: Ah, Fred. You look all fresh and sweet, but I hear you at night in your room with Gunn. The things you say. I'm lying there, listening, hands under the covers... I can't help myself. It's so... gripping.
GUNN: This coming from a guy who can't get any. Ever.
FRED: You're a pig.
GUNN: (aims the crossbow at Angelus) Step back.
(Angelus backs off, reaches for a glass of blood, then kicks the cart Fred was holding and grabs her by the throat)
ANGELUS: Might get some now.
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Jaz ♀♀
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Oct 9, 2010 4:10:35 GMT -5
Buffy: I'm suffering the afterness of a bad night of badness.
Willow: You didn't. Not with Parker again.
Buffy: No, with four really smart guys.
Willow: Four? Oh. Ow. Oh Buffy, are you okay? Do you wanna talk about it?
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Post by nl197 on Oct 9, 2010 4:25:31 GMT -5
WESLEY (as Angel): Oh, Buffy!
CORDELIA (as Buffy): Yes, Angel?
WESLEY(as Angel): Oh I love you so much I almost forgot to brood!
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Oct 9, 2010 4:36:29 GMT -5
Willow: (leading the mob with a fire ax) I should've known I'd find you with her.
Xander: Will... Come on, you don't wanna hurt me.
Willow: Oh, no? You don't know how hard this is for me. I love you so much! I'd rather see you dead than with that bitch.
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I just love how Willow says that last line. lol
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