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Post by nl197 on Oct 9, 2010 4:54:20 GMT -5
No one conveys real pain like Willow. That's one of the most intense scenes she's ever had, and there are a lot of them. I don't know how she did it.
Anyway...my last one before I sleep...this is a fun game!
GILES: Will he rise again?
BUFFY: Who?
GILES: The boy.
BUFFY: No, he’s just dead.
GILES: Can you be sure?
BUFFY: To make you a vampire they have to suck your blood and then you have to suck their blood, it’s a whole big sucking thing. Mostly, they're just gonna kill you.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 9, 2010 21:08:05 GMT -5
Dawn: You wanna know what I'm scared of, Spike? Me. Right now, Glory thinks Tara's the Key. But I'm the Key, Spike. I am. And anything that happens to Tara... is 'cause of me. Your bruises, your limp... that's all me, too. I'm like a lightning rod for pain, and hurt... and everyone around me suffers and dies. I must be something so horrible to cause so much pain and evil. Spike: Rot. Dawn: What do you know? Spike: I'm a vampire. I know something about evil. You're not evil. Dawn: Maybe I'm not evil. But I don't think I can be good. Spike: Well, I'm not good, and I'm okay.
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
Posts: 1,680
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Post by drusillacakes on Oct 9, 2010 21:19:30 GMT -5
Willow: It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and...skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 9, 2010 21:23:49 GMT -5
(high voice) How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad hunk of a night thing?
(low voice) No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a badass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I’m just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth.
No, not the hair! Never the hair!
(high voice) But there must be someway I can show my appreciation.
(low voice) No, helping those in need’s my job, - and working up a load of sexual tension, and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
(high voice) I understand. I have a nephew who is gay, so…
(low voice) Say no more. Evil’s still afoot! And I’m almost out of that Nancy-boy hair-gel that I like so much.
Quickly, to the Angel-mobile, away!
-Spike
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Oct 9, 2010 21:58:38 GMT -5
WILLOW: What happened? XANDER: What do you think happened? Another demon woman was attracted to me. I'm going gay. I've decided I'm turning gay. Willow, gay me up. Come on, let's gay. WILLOW: What? XANDER: You heard me. Just tell me what to do. I'm mentally undressing Scott Bakula right now. That's a start, isn't it? ANDREW: Captain Archer... XANDER: Come on, let's get this gay show on the gay road. Help me out here. BUFFY: What if you just start attracting male demons?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 9, 2010 22:28:55 GMT -5
BUFFY: Sorry about the party.
XANDER: Aah, don't worry about it.
ANYA: It gave me more time to plan the bridal shower. Where do we order obscenely muscular male strippers?
XANDER: Anya.
ANYA: Well, I'm kidding, geez.
Anya mouths at Buffy, "we'll talk"
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 9, 2010 23:17:41 GMT -5
Willow: So, the burger was good, you liked it? Dawn: Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth. Okay, now, I'm just a kid, and even I know that came out wrong.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 9, 2010 23:21:23 GMT -5
Spike: Do you hear that, my friends?
Somewhere out here is the tenderest meat you've ever tasted, and all we have to do... is find her first.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 9, 2010 23:25:48 GMT -5
SPIKE: You know, everything always used to be so clear. Slayer. Vampire. Vampire kills Slayer, sucks her dry, picks his teeth with her bones. It's always been that way. I've tasted the life of two Slayers. But with Buffy...It isn't supposed to be this way. It's the chip. Steel and wires and silicon. It won't let me be a monster. And I can't be a man. I'm nothing.
CLEM: Hey. Come on now, Mr. Negative. You never know what's just around the corner. Things change.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 9, 2010 23:33:04 GMT -5
FAITH: You're a vampire.
SPIKE: Was. And as soon as I get this chip out of my head, I'll be a vampire again. But until then, I'm just as helpless as a kitten up a tree. So why don't you sod off?
FAITH: Okay.
SPIKE: Oh, fine! Throw it in my face! Spike's not a threat anymore, I'll turn my back! He can't hurt me.
FAITH: Spike? (recognition) Spike. William the Bloody with a chip in his head. I kind of love this town.
SPIKE: You know why I really hate you, Summers?
FAITH: (cheerfully) 'Cause I'm a stuck-up tight-ass with no sense of fun?
SPIKE: Well . . . Yeah, that covers a lot of it.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 0:05:11 GMT -5
SPIKE: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
GIRL: What?!
SPIKE: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
GIRL: I was just trying to get home.
SPIKE: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! Stupid cow.
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Oct 10, 2010 3:55:51 GMT -5
Buffy: Mom, please, just come sit with me. Joyce: I've uh, I've got laundry. Buffy: Why are you...? (she bolts up in bed) You had sex with Giles?! Joyce: (gasps) Buffy: YOU HAD SEX WITH GILES?! Joyce: (turns to hurry out of the room) It was the candy! We were teenagers! Buffy: On the hood of a police car?!? Joyce: (stops just outside the room looking back) I'll be downstairs. You feel better. (she hurries away) Buffy: (calling after her) TWICE!!!!
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 10, 2010 20:09:17 GMT -5
FAITH: Why? So you can impart some special Buffy wisdom, that it? Do you think you're better than me? Do you? Say it, you think you're better than me.
BUFFY: I am. Always have been.
FAITH: Um, maybe you didn't notice. Angel's with me.
BUFFY: And how did you get him, Faith? Magic? Cast some sort of spell? Cause in the real world, Angel would never touch you and we both know it.
Faith backhands Buffy.
BUFFY: You had to tie me up to beat me. There's a word for people like you, Faith. Loser.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 21:06:15 GMT -5
WILLOW: Don't worry, we're sure to spot Faith first. She's like this cleavagy slut-bomb walking around "Ooh, check me out, I'm wicked-cool, I'm five-by-five."
TARA: Five-by-five? Five what by five what?
WILLOW: See, that's the thing. No-one knows. Buffy can handle Faith and you're plenty safe with me.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 10, 2010 21:33:47 GMT -5
(simultaneously) GILES, SPIKE Hey! Hey! You're not in pain. You're not the First.
GILES What?
SPIKE Anya said you were the First. Said you were evil. You're supposed to be all go-through-able. (stands, walks to Buffy's side)
GILES (stands) Then what the hell did you tackle me for, you berk? What's that supposed to do?
SPIKE I, uh, I didn't think of that.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 21:39:19 GMT -5
ANYA: That's so very humorous. Make fun of the ex-demon! I can just hear you in private. 'I dislike that Anya. She's newly human and strangely literal.'
WILLOW: Anya, I don't say that. No one says that. No one talks that way.
ANYA: There's nothing wrong with my idea anyway. I've been very good for this store. If it wasn't for me, Giles would be a terrified old man staring at a quarterly tax statement and wetting himself.
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Post by iigreenii on Oct 10, 2010 22:39:27 GMT -5
SPIKE: It was that truce with Buffy that did it. Dru said I'd gone soft. Wasn't demon enough for the likes of her. And I told her it didn't mean anything, I was thinking of her the whole time, but she didn't care. So, we got to Brazil, and she was... she was just different. I gave her everything: beautiful jewels, beautiful dresses with beautiful girls in them, but nothing made her happy.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 22:44:37 GMT -5
ANDREW: You're not the only one who's changed. Mr. Giles has been training me. I'm faster, stronger, and 82% more manly than the last time we—
ANDREW: Well, mostly, I talk to Rupert. But we all check in. Xander's in Africa. He sent me an mbuna fish. And Willow and Kennedy are in brazil. They're based in Sao Paulo, but, um, every time I talk to them, they're in Rio. What's it smell like? Blood, I mean?
SPIKE: Oh...metallic, sorta. You ever taste a penny?
ANDREW: No. Wait... no.
SPIKE: Smells like that.
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Post by nl197 on Oct 10, 2010 22:48:21 GMT -5
JUDY: My blood isn't pure. It's tainted.
ANGEL: It's just blood, Judy. It's all just blood.
JUDY: Nobody believes that! Not even my mother's family. I'm not one thing or the other. I'm nothing.
ANGEL: I know what that's like.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Oct 10, 2010 22:53:55 GMT -5
XANDER: Visiting hours are over.
Angelus: Well, I'm pretty much family.
XANDER: Yeah. Why don't you come back during the day? Oh, gee, no, I guess you can't.
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