Post by Iceeh★ on Jul 20, 2008 22:18:37 GMT -5
Truck Workers:
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader,
Political, he's cleanin' up the streets,
About time!
Groupies:
So they say that it's real love,
So romantic!
...He signed this!
Penny:
So they say we'll have blankets and beds,
We can open by Monday, thanks to you,
Hammer: Thanks to me!
News People:
It's the perfect story, so they say...
A hero leading the way.
Hammer's called to glory, let's all be our best-
Next up, who's gay?
Groupies:
So they say he saved her life,
They say she works with the homeless, and doesn't eat meat,
We have a problem with her!
...This is his hair!
Hammer:
This is sooo nice,
I just might sleep with the same girl twice!
They say it's better the second time,
they say you get to do the weird stuff,
Groupies:
We do the weird stuff!!!
Penny:
This is perfect for me... so they say,
I guess he's pretty okay,
After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bay?
Moist:
He's still not picking up...
Penny & DH:
There's no happy ending... so they say...
DH:
And not for me anyway...
Penny:
Should I stop pretending?
DH:
Stop pretending!
Penny:
Or is this a brand new day!
DH:
Take the chance to build a brand new day!
Groupies:
This is his dry cleaning bill, for his sweater vest!
So they say Captain Hammer's become a crusader,
Political, he's cleanin' up the streets,
About time!
Groupies:
So they say that it's real love,
So romantic!
...He signed this!
Penny:
So they say we'll have blankets and beds,
We can open by Monday, thanks to you,
Hammer: Thanks to me!
News People:
It's the perfect story, so they say...
A hero leading the way.
Hammer's called to glory, let's all be our best-
Next up, who's gay?
Groupies:
So they say he saved her life,
They say she works with the homeless, and doesn't eat meat,
We have a problem with her!
...This is his hair!
Hammer:
This is sooo nice,
I just might sleep with the same girl twice!
They say it's better the second time,
they say you get to do the weird stuff,
Groupies:
We do the weird stuff!!!
Penny:
This is perfect for me... so they say,
I guess he's pretty okay,
After years of stormy sailing, have I finally found the bay?
Moist:
He's still not picking up...
Penny & DH:
There's no happy ending... so they say...
DH:
And not for me anyway...
Penny:
Should I stop pretending?
DH:
Stop pretending!
Penny:
Or is this a brand new day!
DH:
Take the chance to build a brand new day!
Groupies:
This is his dry cleaning bill, for his sweater vest!
