Post by Iceeh★ on Aug 14, 2008 3:04:40 GMT -5
YAY for late night convos!!! If you have time to kill and would like to read a very funny AIM chat, see below. ;D And if you can read the whole thing you are amazing because it's rather lengthy. :smart:
DISCLAIMER: There is a lot of sexual references and strong language. This conversation is not reccomended for children under 15, people who cannot handle celebrity teasing, or pregnant woman/pregnant men (hey, it happens nowadays!). Please, head to the bathroom and empty your bladder before reading. Enjoy!
Mattifying (10:41:17 PM): And LMFAO @ the late defense of Beans
Mattifying (10:41:30 PM): It's painful to look at him.
Mattifying (10:41:36 PM): Imagine if he and Heather had babies!!
"Karamel" (10:41:37 PM): I love looking at him.
Hit N Run017 (10:41:45 PM): I love molesting him
Mattifying (10:41:53 PM): LMFAO OMG GROSS
"Karamel" (10:41:59 PM): I imagine that is what our son would look like if we had sex in a tub of garbage.
Hit N Run017 (10:42:11 PM): Have you ever tried that Kara?
Hit N Run017 (10:42:14 PM): It's nice
"Karamel" (10:42:15 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:42:17 PM): No. I could never create something that horrific and neither could you.
"Karamel" (10:42:19 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (10:42:25 PM): I know Matty.
"Karamel" (10:42:47 PM): Our children would be a 9.5 by default.
Mattifying (10:42:51 PM): It had to be created by Sara Gilbert and Sloth from The Goonies.
"Karamel" (10:42:57 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (10:42:58 PM): lmfao
"Karamel" (10:43:00 PM): so gross.
Hit N Run017 (10:43:06 PM): Aw... sloth is CUTE
Mattifying (10:43:07 PM): "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!"
"Karamel" (10:43:33 PM): I tend to sympathize with annoying fat kids.
"Karamel" (10:43:41 PM): My sister was like that once so I can relate ...sorta.
Mattifying (10:43:49 PM): ...but don't you hate your sister?
"Karamel" (10:43:54 PM): Yes....
Hit N Run017 (10:44:00 PM): Lmao!
Mattifying (10:44:05 PM): So where does the sympathy come from, then? lol
Mattifying (10:44:16 PM): If anything, you should HATE annoying fat kids!
"Karamel" (10:44:17 PM): Well I tend to find them less annoying.
"Karamel" (10:44:39 PM): Ethan I love how weird you are.
"Karamel" (10:44:46 PM): It's like your best quality.
Hit N Run017 (10:44:54 PM): ......thanks
Hit N Run017 (10:45:00 PM): BITCH!
"Karamel" (10:45:01 PM): Like a ton of people here are really weird and non-funny but not you two.
"Karamel" (10:45:31 PM): I tend to not get along with stuck up insane-o's
Icyho (10:45:34 PM): BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA: "Costarring: Steven Anthony Lawrence as Chunky Kid
Icyho (10:45:39 PM): that is the serious wiki name
Icyho (10:45:39 PM):
Mattifying (10:45:43 PM): Which two? There are three of us in this room, Kara!
Hit N Run017 (10:46:08 PM): LMAO! I know Iceeh. That was his name in the closing credits
Icyho (10:46:09 PM): Kara hates me
Hit N Run017 (10:46:12 PM): Poor kid
"Karamel" (10:46:18 PM): Oh well I meant Matty and Ethan because I forgot Icy was here.
Mattifying (10:46:21 PM): LMFAO CHUNKY KID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mattifying (10:46:29 PM): OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mattifying (10:46:33 PM): THAT IS HILARIOUS
"Karamel" (10:46:57 PM): Yo chunky kid . You gonna ask slightly fat girl to the prom?
"Karamel" (10:47:03 PM): ZOMG.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:08 PM): I wonder if thats what his name was in the script
"Karamel" (10:47:09 PM): That is so funny.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:14 PM): Poor kid
Mattifying (10:47:18 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOO
"Karamel" (10:47:20 PM): Yeah.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:25 PM): He probably cried
"Karamel" (10:47:29 PM): For some reason ugly people make me wanna go have sex.
Mattifying (10:47:34 PM): Hey, he's lucky Chunky Kid is all they called him!!
"Karamel" (10:47:35 PM): I have no clue why.
Icyho (10:47:46 PM): Kara, printer paper makes you want to have sex.
Mattifying (10:47:46 PM): As ugly as that kid is, he got off EASY getting to play Chunky Kid.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:52 PM): "HEY! What's the name of your character?!"
"Karamel" (10:48:10 PM): so true Icy.
Hit N Run017 (10:48:23 PM): Beware of paper cuts
"Karamel" (10:48:33 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:49:44 PM): www.turkentertainmentpr.com/page3/page12/files/blocks_image_0_1.jpg
Mattifying (10:49:50 PM): -screams in horror-
Hit N Run017 (10:50:06 PM): -grabs so lotion-
Hit N Run017 (10:50:16 PM): some*
"Karamel" (10:50:52 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Icyho (10:51:00 PM): Ethan <33
Icyho (10:51:05 PM): * <33333333333333
"Karamel" (10:51:06 PM): *Knocks lotion out of Ethan's hands* No no noooooooo
Hit N Run017 (10:51:11 PM): Too late!
Mattifying (10:51:14 PM): LMFAO OMG, this kid's IMDB page...
Hit N Run017 (10:51:15 PM): I love Iceeeeh
"Karamel" (10:51:19 PM): What did I say about spying to non-attractive things?
Mattifying (10:51:21 PM): He has played some really stellar characters.
Mattifying (10:51:27 PM): It doesn't just stop at Chunky Kid
Hit N Run017 (10:51:32 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:51:40 PM): Some others..
Mattifying (10:51:43 PM): "Ice Cream Boy"
"Karamel" (10:51:48 PM): lmao
Hit N Run017 (10:51:50 PM): Oh
Mattifying (10:51:51 PM): "The Kid in the Helmet"
Hit N Run017 (10:51:53 PM): Ohhhhhhh
"Karamel" (10:51:57 PM): wow.
Mattifying (10:52:06 PM): "Younger Brother"
Hit N Run017 (10:52:10 PM): Baby!
Mattifying (10:52:18 PM): "Kid #1"
Mattifying (10:52:23 PM): Oh and my personal fave..
Icyho (10:52:35 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Mattifying (10:52:35 PM): "Billy's Friend"
Icyho (10:52:41 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH MATTY
Hit N Run017 (10:52:45 PM): LMFAO!
Mattifying (10:52:51 PM): These are all real, I didn't make those up. rofl
Hit N Run017 (10:53:11 PM): "Why are you famous?" ...."Oh, for being ugly"
Mattifying (10:53:23 PM): I don't know if I like "Billy's Friend" or "The Kid in the Helmet" better.
Mattifying (10:53:37 PM): I think Chunky Kid still gets the edge over them, though.
"Karamel" (10:53:48 PM): I like the helmet one.
Hit N Run017 (10:54:02 PM): Both are stellar
"Karamel" (10:54:07 PM): lmao.
Icyho (10:54:12 PM): Chunky Kid > all
"Karamel" (10:54:13 PM): They are both pretty bitchin
Hit N Run017 (10:54:21 PM): BITCHIN!!! my favorite
Icyho (10:54:22 PM): The Kid in the Helmet is win though
"Karamel" (10:54:22 PM): <3 Ethan's word
Mattifying (10:54:49 PM): LMFAO and on the message board...
Mattifying (10:54:59 PM): There is a thread called "STEVEN YOU SEXY STUD!!!!!"
Mattifying (10:55:07 PM): Apparently that person is blind or on drugs. Or both.
Hit N Run017 (10:56:21 PM): MATT!
Hit N Run017 (10:56:30 PM): How could you forget "Plunger Man"
Mattifying (10:56:33 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:56:34 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:56:37 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (10:56:58 PM): I swear to god this is insanely funny.
Icyho (10:56:58 PM): PLUNGER MAN THAT PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (10:57:18 PM): OMFG in the trivia it says "He donated many signed head-shots to Rocky Stone to be auctioned off to raise money to buy more toys for less fortunate kids as part of the Toy Mountain Campaign 2004."
"Karamel" (10:57:21 PM): Is a plunger man an actual career choice?
Mattifying (10:57:25 PM): Yeah, I'm sure that fundraiser was a bust.
Mattifying (10:57:38 PM): If anything, they probably LOST money because they had to pay people to accept photos of him.
Hit N Run017 (10:57:41 PM): LMAO!
Icyho (10:57:49 PM): HAHAHHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Karamel" (10:58:06 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (10:58:06 PM): The children had no toys for Christmas in 2004. rofl
Mattifying (10:58:11 PM): And it was all thanks to him.
Icyho (10:58:14 PM): LOL!!!
"Karamel" (10:58:17 PM): I heard that Matty.
"Karamel" (10:58:20 PM): Was a big thing.
Mattifying (10:58:45 PM): Oh and the other bit of trivia is very fascinating.
Mattifying (10:58:50 PM): "Owns a Boston Terrier named Penelope, but calls her "Penny"."
Mattifying (10:58:56 PM): ...wowwwww! Thank you, IMDB!
Mattifying (10:59:04 PM): I am a changed man now after knowing that.
"Karamel" (10:59:29 PM): I bet.
Mattifying (10:59:36 PM): Because I lie awake at night wondering what that ugly little creep named his dog but more importantly, what does he REALLY call her?
"Karamel" (10:59:43 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:59:45 PM): MY GOD.
"Karamel" (10:59:51 PM): I am about to pee my effing pants.
Mattifying (11:00:29 PM): Now I'll head over to Heather Matarazzo's IMDB page and see what I can find out about her.
"Karamel" (11:00:35 PM): Oh god.
Hit N Run017 (11:00:53 PM): LMAO!
Mattifying (11:01:07 PM): Ooookay well, at least the majority of Heather's roles actually had names.
"Karamel" (11:01:08 PM): -Humps Ethan-........sorry about that. I was bored.
Mattifying (11:01:15 PM): I only see two that don't.
"Karamel" (11:01:16 PM): *cough*
Hit N Run017 (11:01:19 PM): It was nice
Mattifying (11:01:28 PM): One of them is "High Schooler".
Mattifying (11:01:31 PM): And the other...
Mattifying (11:01:40 PM): "Various Roles"
Hit N Run017 (11:01:44 PM): LMAO!
"Karamel" (11:01:44 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:01:46 PM): I wonder what the fuck THAT means?!
Mattifying (11:01:50 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:02:04 PM): Whatever freakish part they came up with on any given week, she ended up playing it
"Karamel" (11:02:05 PM): I could see Matty as "Sarcastic white boy"
Icyho (11:02:07 PM): MATTY YOU ARE HILAROUS!!!!!!
"Karamel" (11:02:19 PM): Ethan : "Sexually confused hottie"
Hit N Run017 (11:02:27 PM): Perfect
"Karamel" (11:02:33 PM): Matt deserves an emmy.
"Karamel" (11:02:56 PM): Iceeh : "Sluttastic prude girl"
Mattifying (11:03:05 PM): Now it's onto the trivia for her.
Mattifying (11:03:09 PM): Oh...my god.
"Karamel" (11:03:10 PM): Oh awesome.
Mattifying (11:03:11 PM): Here's one:
"Karamel" (11:03:12 PM): ?
Mattifying (11:03:17 PM): "Became great friends with Anne Hathaway during the shooting of The Princess Diaries (2001). They still call each other frequently and hope to be friends for the rest of their lives."
Mattifying (11:03:22 PM): okay...WHY??
Hit N Run017 (11:03:24 PM): LMAO!
Mattifying (11:03:27 PM): Anne...GET OUT NOW.
Icyho (11:03:28 PM): BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Karamel" (11:03:29 PM): What in the hell?
Hit N Run017 (11:03:30 PM): Wat 12 year old wrote THAT
Mattifying (11:03:31 PM): Escape while you can!!
Mattifying (11:03:40 PM): Why in the world would that actually be a desire of hers??
"Karamel" (11:03:43 PM): Wait who is Heather morazziazozozo?
Hit N Run017 (11:03:52 PM): Its the INSIDE that counts
"Karamel" (11:04:08 PM): OH.
"Karamel" (11:04:13 PM): Heather is that one girl.
Mattifying (11:04:18 PM): Anne: "Dear Diary...Heather and I are still friends! 285769687874 days so far and still going strong. We'll be together forever! Love Always, Anne"
Icyho (11:04:24 PM): "And so nice I met Heather this past week on a cruise. She was very nice and so beautiful.
I had seen her in many movies but had no idea just how stunning she looked. I spent some time
talking to her with a few others regarding the industry and was genuinely impressed.
If all goes well, I hope to meet up with her again. Here's to the Havana Room conversations."
Mattifying (11:04:50 PM): She is a freaking trainwreck.
Icyho (11:04:51 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT DUDE WAS DRUNK
Mattifying (11:05:13 PM): She looks like she not only got hit by a train, but then the train backed up over her, then went forward and hit her AGAIN
Hit N Run017 (11:05:18 PM): Me need to get some sleep, im about to pass out
Hit N Run017 (11:05:21 PM): Goodbye
"Karamel" (11:05:29 PM): Bye sexy crazy man.
Icyho (11:05:30 PM): MATTY READ THIS LMAO
Icyho (11:05:30 PM): www.imdb.com/name/nm0000525/board/nest/112542953
Mattifying (11:05:30 PM): Goodbye! -waves-
Hit N Run017 (11:05:34 PM): I love you ALLLLLLL
Icyho (11:05:40 PM): YOU WILL LOVE THE LAST POST
"Karamel" (11:05:41 PM): Okay anyways Heather isn't too ugly.
Icyho (11:05:44 PM): <333333333Ethan
"Karamel" (11:05:47 PM): I mean their have been worse.
Icyho (11:05:49 PM): Byebye my dearie
Mattifying (11:05:51 PM): Yes she sure is.
"Karamel" (11:05:53 PM): love ethan.
Mattifying (11:06:09 PM): LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO ICY
Mattifying (11:06:11 PM): OH MY GOD
Hit N Run017 (11:06:18 PM) has left the room.
Mattifying (11:06:19 PM): Now I'm moving to a personal favorite...Sissy Spacek
"Karamel" (11:06:24 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (11:06:29 PM): I hate looking at that woman.
"Karamel" (11:06:37 PM): She is what I would imagine the devil to look like.
"Karamel" (11:06:46 PM): If he was a she and scared the shit outta me.
Mattifying (11:06:55 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:07:08 PM): Oh I've already found Sissy's most famous role ever.
Mattifying (11:07:14 PM): "Girl extra at bar"
Icyho (11:07:24 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:07:43 PM): Oh here's another post from a Heather M luvr
Icyho (11:07:49 PM): "Dude! I am bisexual(female)! Her part in Hostel II was hot! I have a thing for blood and hot naked women. She was so hot in that movie!"
Mattifying (11:07:51 PM): oh...my god. Some of this Sissy trivia is GOLD.
"Karamel" (11:07:57 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (11:08:01 PM): Fucking creeps.
Mattifying (11:08:16 PM): "During her audition for Carrie (1976), she wore a dress that her mother forced her to wear to a party when she was in the seventh grade."
"Karamel" (11:08:23 PM): yikes.
Mattifying (11:08:26 PM): LMFAOOMGHAHAHA
"Karamel" (11:08:33 PM): Looks like they were looking for an ugly person in that role.
Mattifying (11:08:43 PM): I can't even make any jokes about that, I can't say anything funnier than the actual story itself.
Mattifying (11:08:54 PM): It's already a punchline
Icyho (11:09:08 PM): "Was Homecoming Queen of her Senior Class in High School." OMFGLMAO
Mattifying (11:09:10 PM): oh..my god.
Mattifying (11:09:14 PM): ICY I WAS POSTING THAT
"Karamel" (11:09:16 PM): ew.
Icyho (11:09:17 PM): SHE MUSTA BEEN THE ONLY GIRL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:09:18 PM): I LITERALLY JUST READ IT
"Karamel" (11:09:22 PM): ZOMG.
"Karamel" (11:09:25 PM): That is so insane.
Mattifying (11:09:30 PM): Who the FUCK would vote her as Homecoming Queen?!?!?!?!?!
"Karamel" (11:09:34 PM): Was her class made up of stoner's and blind people?
"Karamel" (11:09:43 PM): Cuz for realz.
Mattifying (11:09:47 PM): She must have gone to school with all of those people who think Heather Matarazzo is hot.
Icyho (11:09:54 PM): Hhahahahahahahhahahahahha
"Karamel" (11:09:55 PM): I'm sure their was a goat nearby who would've been better.
Mattifying (11:10:02 PM): If they think that then they must've thought Sissy was stunning.
Icyho (11:10:04 PM): A PREGNANT GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!
"Karamel" (11:10:12 PM): Probably did Matty.
"Karamel" (11:10:17 PM): Insane retards.
"Karamel" (11:10:34 PM): "Okay gang so who do we vote for homecoming queen?"
"Karamel" (11:11:05 PM): *Blind guy walks in* "I say we vote in Sissy!"
Mattifying (11:11:09 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:11:28 PM): *Cult of stupid blind, stoner's all nod in unison* OKAY!
Mattifying (11:11:36 PM): I honestly think everything so far has been hilarious, but Sissy winning Homecoming Queen just takes the fucking cake
"Karamel" (11:11:45 PM): It totally does.
Icyho (11:11:49 PM): YES is SOOOOOOOOOOO DOES
"Karamel" (11:11:54 PM): I don't wanna sound vain but her face literally scares me.
Mattifying (11:12:00 PM): I don't see how any of us can top that bit of trivia.
"Karamel" (11:12:03 PM): Like I have nightmare's that I'll wake up and have that face.
Icyho (11:12:22 PM): BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Icyho (11:12:30 PM): Okay who else can we make fun of?
"Karamel" (11:13:37 PM): OMG. This one guy asked me out this one time.
"Karamel" (11:13:41 PM): He was sorta chunky.
"Karamel" (11:13:46 PM): and like I didn't even know him.
Mattifying (11:13:55 PM): Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has her own IMDB page and she has one credit to her name so far.
"Karamel" (11:13:58 PM): But he came up to me and slipped me a note.
Mattifying (11:14:04 PM): "VH1: All Access" .... Herself (1 episode, 2006)
"Karamel" (11:14:15 PM): and it said something like "Hey wanna go out with me?"
"Karamel" (11:14:23 PM): and I never replied back.
Icyho (11:14:23 PM): OMG I attract the weirdest guys.
Icyho (11:14:34 PM): 'cept for XCB. He was nice, but too clingy.
Mattifying (11:14:38 PM): -looks at trivia for Shiloh- "Daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt."
"Karamel" (11:14:40 PM): Eeek.
Mattifying (11:14:42 PM): ...OMFG FOR REAL??
Mattifying (11:14:47 PM): I did not know that.
"Karamel" (11:14:56 PM): Me neither.
Icyho (11:14:57 PM): OMG MATTY SRSLY?!!?!?
Icyho (11:15:03 PM): THAT IS SOOOOO COOLL!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:15:05 PM): I always wondered who her parents were.
"Karamel" (11:15:11 PM): IMBD has some hard hitting trivia.
"Karamel" (11:15:29 PM): Hey what is beans's real name?
Mattifying (11:15:32 PM): LMFAO Shiloh has like 200% more trivia than Beans did.
Mattifying (11:15:37 PM): And she's only 2
"Karamel" (11:15:46 PM): Okay don't rub it in Matty.
"Karamel" (11:15:51 PM): -Comforts Beans-
Mattifying (11:16:05 PM): OH WAIT A SECOND NOW
"Karamel" (11:16:06 PM): Gah you need to think about our son's feelings.
Mattifying (11:16:10 PM): "Her biological siblings, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, were born to her parents in Nice, France (12 July 2008)."
Mattifying (11:16:17 PM): Okay is this Knox and Vienne's page?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Karamel" (11:16:20 PM): How do you think he feels not being the cute one in the family?
Mattifying (11:16:28 PM): Why the fuck should Shiloh have to share her trivia page with them??
"Karamel" (11:16:38 PM): Those bastards.
"Karamel" (11:17:00 PM): They should've let that baby who hasn't achieved anything and is pretty pointless to the world have her own seperate thing dammit!
Mattifying (11:17:08 PM): "In July 2006, at just 2-months-old, she became the youngest person ever to be immortalised as a wax figurine at the legendary Madame Tussaud's in London."
"Karamel" (11:17:09 PM): It's only fair really.
Mattifying (11:17:18 PM): Okay did Beans do that?? NO.
Icyho (11:17:50 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Icyho (11:17:54 PM): <3 Shiloh
"Karamel" (11:17:58 PM): Beans was to busy not having millions of dollars.
Mattifying (11:18:02 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:18:14 PM): Shiloh gets everything.
"Karamel" (11:18:39 PM): I swear a video of her eating a cracker sells for a bunch of money but if Beans were to come out with a sex tape no one would care.
"Karamel" (11:18:53 PM): Well they'd care but not even think about making a profit out of it.
Mattifying (11:19:05 PM): ...I would care, because it would be the one thing I would make damn sure I never came across in all of my existence.
"Karamel" (11:19:15 PM): lmao
Mattifying (11:19:19 PM): I would be more afraid of it than any murderer, rapist or hellbeast.
"Karamel" (11:19:29 PM): A night in sissy! : The untold story
Icyho (11:19:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:19:40 PM): OMG I wonder if beans has ever gotten laid
Icyho (11:19:48 PM): Probably with Heather M xD
"Karamel" (11:19:54 PM): Starring : The Chunky kid!
Mattifying (11:19:59 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:20:06 PM): Starring: The Kid in the Helmet
Icyho (11:20:16 PM): HAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
"Karamel" (11:20:16 PM): Co Starring : Kid with snake in pants.
Icyho (11:20:22 PM): MATTY IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS
"Karamel" (11:20:30 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (11:20:34 PM): We are so hilarious.
Mattifying (11:20:36 PM): Starring: Kid with the face not even mother could love
Icyho (11:20:46 PM): Starring: LMFAO I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING
"Karamel" (11:20:55 PM): Starring : Whoopi Goldberg as the wisecracking black lady with a heart of gold.
Mattifying (11:21:03 PM): LMFAO
Icyho (11:21:13 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:21:32 PM): ...okay. I just saw something on Angelina Jolie that shocked me to death.
"Karamel" (11:21:36 PM): Starring: Britney Spears as the umbrella weilding , baldy with an addiction to tripping while holding babies.
Mattifying (11:21:36 PM): "One of her favorite TV shows is "King of the Hill" (1997). She also enjoys the Game Show Network and Animal Planet."
Icyho (11:21:45 PM): OMG did she have sex with Beans?
Mattifying (11:21:50 PM): Okay...I cannot see her watching King of the Hill or game shows of any sort
spankymcgee452 (11:22:02 PM) has entered the room.
"Karamel" (11:22:16 PM): lol Matty why the hell not?
"Karamel" (11:22:22 PM): Shush we are being hilarious here.
"Karamel" (11:22:26 PM): You wouldn't wanna miss this.
Mattifying (11:22:29 PM): Okay can you imagine Angelina Jolie watching game shows??
"Karamel" (11:22:33 PM): zomg. I am saving this convo.
Icyho (11:22:35 PM): Mayor we are making fun of actors
Mattifying (11:22:37 PM): I sure can't!
spankymcgee452 (11:22:38 PM): OH
spankymcgee452 (11:22:42 PM): lets start with the obvious
"Karamel" (11:22:45 PM): I can't even imagine Angie buying soda.
spankymcgee452 (11:22:51 PM): Rosie
spankymcgee452 (11:22:55 PM): Why?
Mattifying (11:22:56 PM): But I remember being mortified when I found out the kids go to McDonald's and KFC
spankymcgee452 (11:22:57 PM): Why was she born?
"Karamel" (11:23:04 PM): God has a sense of humor?
Mattifying (11:23:11 PM): I thought for sure Angie would only let them eat health food
spankymcgee452 (11:23:18 PM): EW KFC?!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:24 PM): Kentucky Friend Cruelty!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:27 PM): Fried**
Mattifying (11:23:29 PM): Then I find out...not only is that untrue but she takes them to MCDONALD'S of all places?!?!?!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:30 PM): Why'd I say friend?!
"Karamel" (11:23:31 PM): lmao
"Karamel" (11:23:33 PM): ZOMG.
Icyho (11:23:35 PM): OMG SANDRA BERNHARD SHE IS UGLAY
Mattifying (11:23:36 PM): Is my Angie feeling well??
spankymcgee452 (11:23:42 PM): OMG
"Karamel" (11:23:43 PM): Last night someone was making fun of Ethan and he goes.
spankymcgee452 (11:23:44 PM): isnt that
spankymcgee452 (11:23:46 PM): Umm
spankymcgee452 (11:23:48 PM): Whats her name
"Karamel" (11:23:49 PM): "Shit your mouth!"
spankymcgee452 (11:23:51 PM): Nancy?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:52 PM): HAHA
"Karamel" (11:23:59 PM): "shut*****"
Mattifying (11:24:00 PM): Sandra is ugly but Heather is far uglier.
"Karamel" (11:24:15 PM): and Wyndam goes "omg Matty would've had a fieldday with that typo"
Icyho (11:24:37 PM): BAHAHAH: on Sandra's page: Trade MarkDistinctive facial features.
Mattifying (11:24:39 PM): LMFAO he said that?!
"Karamel" (11:24:45 PM): Yep.
"Karamel" (11:24:59 PM): Wyndam was big with the funny last night.
Mattifying (11:25:00 PM): Okay but one thing that is still cracking me up that is so hilarious it needs no elaboration...
spankymcgee452 (11:25:03 PM): She does have Distinctive facial features!
Icyho (11:25:06 PM): "Posed nude for Playboy magazine." RUN
spankymcgee452 (11:25:07 PM): I mean she looks like a bird
Mattifying (11:25:12 PM): "I'M FIXIN' TO STICK IT IN YO' BUTT!"--Black Devil Doll
spankymcgee452 (11:25:13 PM): thast very distinctive
"Karamel" (11:25:19 PM): lmao
"Karamel" (11:25:30 PM): I swear some people should just stop breathing.
spankymcgee452 (11:25:33 PM): are we looking on IMDB?
Mattifying (11:25:37 PM): Yes
"Karamel" (11:25:38 PM): lol.
"Karamel" (11:25:45 PM): Someone give me a name to look up.
spankymcgee452 (11:25:51 PM): Okayy lets seee
"Karamel" (11:25:54 PM): Like a person who is an extra or something.
Mattifying (11:26:00 PM): So far we've torn apart Beans from Even Stevens, Heather Matarazzo and Sissy Spacek
"Karamel" (11:26:05 PM): The usual.
Mattifying (11:26:10 PM): LMAO
Icyho (11:26:11 PM): OH
Icyho (11:26:12 PM): MY
Icyho (11:26:13 PM): GOD
Icyho (11:26:18 PM): SHE FUCKED MADONNA
spankymcgee452 (11:26:20 PM): Steve Buscemi
"Karamel" (11:26:23 PM): WHAT?
Icyho (11:26:24 PM): O_______________________O
Icyho (11:26:30 PM): SANDRA BERNHARD
"Karamel" (11:26:32 PM): COME AND AGAIN AND ANSWER ME WHAAAAAAT?
Mattifying (11:26:34 PM): OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON ANGIE
Icyho (11:26:40 PM): SHE FUCKED MADONNA.
Mattifying (11:26:41 PM): You girls will especially like this.
spankymcgee452 (11:26:43 PM): OMG Heather Matarazzo... Dawn Weiner!!
"Karamel" (11:26:44 PM): WHAT WHAT....in my butt...
"Karamel" (11:26:51 PM): sorry I love that episode.
Mattifying (11:26:57 PM): "She donated many items to Rocky Stone to be given to less fortunate kids as part of the Toy Mountain Campaign." SOUND FAMILIAR?
?
Icyho (11:27:01 PM): LMAO DAWN WEINER?!
Mattifying (11:27:07 PM): I'm sure Beans was greatly overshadowed that year!!
Icyho (11:27:13 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH MATTY *pees pants*
spankymcgee452 (11:27:21 PM): Please tell me you've seen Welcome To The Dollhouse!
Mattifying (11:27:22 PM): What the fuck were they even doing with him at that point?! LMAO
Mattifying (11:27:37 PM): They had Angelina Jolie and they still let Beans donate his pictures out of pity.
"Karamel" (11:27:37 PM): lmao
Icyho (11:27:40 PM): OH I haven't seen that but I heard of it
spankymcgee452 (11:27:53 PM): Oh mann I suggest you go rent it
"Karamel" (11:28:17 PM): Gawd this convo needs to be saved and reread.
Icyho (11:28:28 PM): *sobs* WHY ARE ALL THESE BISEXUAL PEOPLE UGLEH!!!?!?!?!!?
"Karamel" (11:28:32 PM): Chunky kid and kid with helmet is gold.
Icyho (11:28:32 PM): Well cept for Angie.
Icyho (11:28:35 PM): BUT SERIOUSLY
"Karamel" (11:28:47 PM): omg.
Mattifying (11:28:50 PM): "Billy's Friend"
"Karamel" (11:28:53 PM): Eric Mabius is SEXEH
Icyho (11:28:59 PM): *shakes matty's shoulders* AM I UGLY!!?! AM I!!!? AM I!!?!?!!?
Mattifying (11:29:05 PM): Not at all!!
"Karamel" (11:29:07 PM): Icy no.
spankymcgee452 (11:29:10 PM): ...
spankymcgee452 (11:29:14 PM): jk
"Karamel" (11:29:18 PM): lmao
Mattifying (11:29:21 PM): I actually went to Angie so I could find funny things about a legitimate person. rofl
Icyho (11:29:32 PM): Ohohoh the best one: Sissy Spacek as homecoming queen
Mattifying (11:30:05 PM): omg here is a bizarre twist from Brad Pitt's past
Mattifying (11:30:10 PM): "Dated Juliette Lewis. They met on the set of the NBC movie of the week Too Young to Die? (1990) (TV). They also did Kalifornia (1993) together."
Mattifying (11:30:17 PM): Juliette Lewis?? REALLY?
Mattifying (11:30:26 PM): I'm sure that must've been interesting.
spankymcgee452 (11:30:27 PM): Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.
"Karamel" (11:30:28 PM): eek.
"Karamel" (11:30:36 PM): yikes.
"Karamel" (11:30:53 PM): Sounds like something I said to Damion once.
Mattifying (11:30:54 PM): Brad: Let's go out to dinner. Juliette: -speaking in voice of character from The Other Sister-
"Karamel" (11:31:00 PM): Hate that insane black kid.
spankymcgee452 (11:31:01 PM): Juliette Lewis, like Juliette and the licks?
Mattifying (11:31:20 PM): I don't know. She's fucking retarded and yet I love her.
Mattifying (11:31:25 PM): She is a goddamn weirdo.
spankymcgee452 (11:31:33 PM): She was on "Enough"?
spankymcgee452 (11:31:35 PM): She was like Jlo's friend
Mattifying (11:32:38 PM): Here is another bit of Brad Pitt trivia:
spankymcgee452 (11:32:47 PM): haha.
"Karamel" (11:32:47 PM): Okay Mike don't be a douche.
Mattifying (11:32:49 PM): "Has his teeth capped." ...SRSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mattifying (11:32:55 PM): -world comes crashing down-
spankymcgee452 (11:32:58 PM): who doesnt have their teeth capped?
Mattifying (11:33:30 PM): "Has a home at Lake Mohawk in Sparta, New Jersey."
Mattifying (11:33:38 PM): Okay, who wants to take a trip to Lake Mohawk?
"Karamel" (11:33:39 PM): i would love to sit here all day making fun of celebrities in the shameless manner we have been doing but alas I can't.
"Karamel" (11:33:47 PM): I would go.
spankymcgee452 (11:33:48 PM): ha
Icyho (11:33:53 PM): KARA WHY NOT >
Mattifying (11:33:55 PM): Okay, let's pack!
spankymcgee452 (11:33:56 PM): Im suree
"Karamel" (11:33:59 PM): I have to go.
spankymcgee452 (11:34:00 PM): he's never there
spankymcgee452 (11:34:06 PM): he's always saving children in africa
"Karamel" (11:34:17 PM): What do you bring to a lake in a place called mohawk?
Mattifying (11:34:22 PM): One day...he will come.
Mattifying (11:34:28 PM): And when he does, we will be waiting.
spankymcgee452 (11:34:33 PM): Umm
spankymcgee452 (11:34:34 PM): take
spankymcgee452 (11:34:38 PM): Tape
spankymcgee452 (11:34:41 PM): like strong tape
spankymcgee452 (11:34:43 PM): ropes
"Karamel" (11:34:45 PM): Can we please stake out Joe's house cause really...
spankymcgee452 (11:34:45 PM): handcuffs
spankymcgee452 (11:34:49 PM): condoms
spankymcgee452 (11:34:55 PM): flavored lube
spankymcgee452 (11:34:59 PM): a feather
"Karamel" (11:35:06 PM): I would really like to be the one to devirginze Joe Jonas.
Icyho (11:35:06 PM): Heeehee mayor
Mattifying (11:35:09 PM): "Announced on January 7, 2005 that he and Jennifer Aniston are separating after 4 1/2 years of marriage." I see this trivia is very up-to-the-minute.
"Karamel" (11:35:19 PM): I know Matty.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:23 PM): Ha.
"Karamel" (11:35:37 PM): Joe is a virgin and DAYUM that is sexy.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:43 PM): Who the eff is Joe?
spankymcgee452 (11:35:45 PM): Joe Jonas?
"Karamel" (11:35:48 PM): Yes.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:51 PM): GROSS
"Karamel" (11:35:54 PM): Say something mean and I will block your ass.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:57 PM): he looks like a mini Matt from Nip Tuck
Icyho (11:35:58 PM): Angie: Had a childhood dream of becoming a funeral director. ZOMGWHAT
"Karamel" (11:35:59 PM): *blocks*
Icyho (11:36:01 PM): OMG MAYOR
Icyho (11:36:02 PM): OMG
Icyho (11:36:05 PM): HE SO DOES
spankymcgee452 (11:36:10 PM): Right?
"Karamel" (11:36:14 PM): Iceeh!
Icyho (11:36:18 PM): That's EXACTLY what I thought when I first saw him.
"Karamel" (11:36:23 PM): Shut up.
"Karamel" (11:36:25 PM): He so doesn't.
"Karamel" (11:36:30 PM): Joe is fucking hot.
Icyho (11:36:34 PM): And before that I thought "hm Matt looks a lot like micheal jackson.
"Karamel" (11:36:36 PM): Matt looks like a tranny.
"Karamel" (11:36:38 PM): shut up.
spankymcgee452 (11:36:40 PM): Haha
spankymcgee452 (11:36:47 PM): Matt looks exactly like Michael Jackson
"Karamel" (11:36:49 PM): omg.
spankymcgee452 (11:36:52 PM): soo.. Joe Jonas resembles MJ
Mattifying (11:36:54 PM): Okay now I need to see who this guy is.
"Karamel" (11:36:56 PM): What the hell am I doing?
Icyho (11:36:58 PM): Mayor I <3 you
"Karamel" (11:37:02 PM): I was suppose to leave.
spankymcgee452 (11:37:05 PM): Haha
"Karamel" (11:37:06 PM): grrramit
Mattifying (11:37:09 PM): OMFG NO WAY
Mattifying (11:37:15 PM): That guy is a freak!
spankymcgee452 (11:37:16 PM): I<3 you tooo
"Karamel" (11:37:17 PM): Matty they are insane.
Mattifying (11:37:20 PM): They are.
"Karamel" (11:37:28 PM): No way does Joe even come close to Matt the freak.
"Karamel" (11:37:38 PM): Joe is on another wavelink of hotness.
Mattifying (11:37:41 PM): Why did they have to name him MATT?? -_- lol
Icyho (11:37:49 PM): images.timnhanh.com/namgioi/20071025/Image/joe_jonas.jpg
Mattifying (11:37:53 PM): He should be named Cletus.
"Karamel" (11:37:55 PM): Matty they are bastards and that's why nip tuck got canceled.
Icyho (11:37:56 PM): image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2005/01/20/matt_gallery.jpg
spankymcgee452 (11:38:06 PM): really?
"Karamel" (11:38:13 PM): I think he should be named Albert..
spankymcgee452 (11:38:14 PM): I thought it got cancelled because I stopped watching it
"Karamel" (11:38:19 PM): something with an "A"
spankymcgee452 (11:38:23 PM): Anal
"Karamel" (11:38:27 PM): ew.
spankymcgee452 (11:38:31 PM): Asshole
spankymcgee452 (11:38:33 PM): Asshair
"Karamel" (11:38:35 PM): Arden.
"Karamel" (11:38:36 PM): maybe.
"Karamel" (11:38:38 PM): OMG.
Icyho (11:38:39 PM): www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__michael-jackson.jpg
spankymcgee452 (11:38:39 PM): OR
"Karamel" (11:38:42 PM): Mike you scare me.
spankymcgee452 (11:38:43 PM): Guadalupe
Icyho (11:38:43 PM): Difference? Neh?
"Karamel" (11:38:51 PM): Okay Joe is so hot.
"Karamel" (11:38:55 PM): Matt is so not.
Mattifying (11:39:06 PM): Well, going to Matt's IMDB page...
"Karamel" (11:39:06 PM): Michael resembles an alien on a bad day.
spankymcgee452 (11:39:07 PM): No difference... That's what Joe Jonas is gonna look like
Mattifying (11:39:10 PM): He once played a role called...
"Karamel" (11:39:21 PM): OMG.
Mattifying (11:39:23 PM): "Student who lipsyncs to kung fu talk"
"Karamel" (11:39:24 PM): Mike shush.
"Karamel" (11:39:27 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:28 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:30 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:31 PM): LMFAO
spankymcgee452 (11:39:32 PM): ha.
"Karamel" (11:39:32 PM): MLFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:33 PM): MFLAO
spankymcgee452 (11:39:37 PM): Lets look up Hillary Duff
"Karamel" (11:39:38 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (11:39:43 PM): SO FUNNY.
"Karamel" (11:39:45 PM): *Dies*
Icyho (11:39:51 PM): BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:39:57 PM): *pees pants again*
"Karamel" (11:40:03 PM): What the hell is kung fu talk?
Icyho (11:40:14 PM): I am going to DIE matty
Mattifying (11:40:19 PM): LMFAO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
"Karamel" (11:40:21 PM): Gah I am still laughing.
"Karamel" (11:40:31 PM): *Lip syncs to kung fu talk*
"Karamel" (11:40:36 PM): woot!
spankymcgee452 (11:40:39 PM): Hillary Duff's favorite movie is Varsity Blues
"Karamel" (11:40:44 PM): Oh duh.
spankymcgee452 (11:40:48 PM): She has two fendi purses and a Silver lexus
spankymcgee452 (11:40:59 PM): Her hair is insured for 10,000
"Karamel" (11:41:07 PM): oh gay.
Icyho (11:41:08 PM): OMG LMAO serious!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:41:09 PM): One time Hillary punched me in my face... it was awsome
"Karamel" (11:41:26 PM): Icy....thaat's from mean girls.
"Karamel" (11:41:30 PM): dur
spankymcgee452 (11:41:33 PM): HA I remember when I met Hillary Duff back when she was still Lizzy McGuire
Icyho (11:41:44 PM): *hides* I havent seen that movie enough
"Karamel" (11:42:12 PM): Apparently.
"Karamel" (11:42:19 PM): My favorite movie is probably mean girls.
Mattifying (11:42:24 PM): Okay Kara...let's go to bed
"Karamel" (11:42:29 PM): Okay.
DISCLAIMER: There is a lot of sexual references and strong language. This conversation is not reccomended for children under 15, people who cannot handle celebrity teasing, or pregnant woman/pregnant men (hey, it happens nowadays!). Please, head to the bathroom and empty your bladder before reading. Enjoy!
Mattifying (10:41:17 PM): And LMFAO @ the late defense of Beans
Mattifying (10:41:30 PM): It's painful to look at him.
Mattifying (10:41:36 PM): Imagine if he and Heather had babies!!
"Karamel" (10:41:37 PM): I love looking at him.
Hit N Run017 (10:41:45 PM): I love molesting him
Mattifying (10:41:53 PM): LMFAO OMG GROSS
"Karamel" (10:41:59 PM): I imagine that is what our son would look like if we had sex in a tub of garbage.
Hit N Run017 (10:42:11 PM): Have you ever tried that Kara?
Hit N Run017 (10:42:14 PM): It's nice
"Karamel" (10:42:15 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:42:17 PM): No. I could never create something that horrific and neither could you.
"Karamel" (10:42:19 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (10:42:25 PM): I know Matty.
"Karamel" (10:42:47 PM): Our children would be a 9.5 by default.
Mattifying (10:42:51 PM): It had to be created by Sara Gilbert and Sloth from The Goonies.
"Karamel" (10:42:57 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (10:42:58 PM): lmfao
"Karamel" (10:43:00 PM): so gross.
Hit N Run017 (10:43:06 PM): Aw... sloth is CUTE
Mattifying (10:43:07 PM): "HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YOUUUUUUUU GUYYYYYYYYYYYSSSSSSSS!"
"Karamel" (10:43:33 PM): I tend to sympathize with annoying fat kids.
"Karamel" (10:43:41 PM): My sister was like that once so I can relate ...sorta.
Mattifying (10:43:49 PM): ...but don't you hate your sister?
"Karamel" (10:43:54 PM): Yes....
Hit N Run017 (10:44:00 PM): Lmao!
Mattifying (10:44:05 PM): So where does the sympathy come from, then? lol
Mattifying (10:44:16 PM): If anything, you should HATE annoying fat kids!
"Karamel" (10:44:17 PM): Well I tend to find them less annoying.
"Karamel" (10:44:39 PM): Ethan I love how weird you are.
"Karamel" (10:44:46 PM): It's like your best quality.
Hit N Run017 (10:44:54 PM): ......thanks
Hit N Run017 (10:45:00 PM): BITCH!
"Karamel" (10:45:01 PM): Like a ton of people here are really weird and non-funny but not you two.
"Karamel" (10:45:31 PM): I tend to not get along with stuck up insane-o's
Icyho (10:45:34 PM): BAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHHA: "Costarring: Steven Anthony Lawrence as Chunky Kid
Icyho (10:45:39 PM): that is the serious wiki name
Icyho (10:45:39 PM):
Mattifying (10:45:43 PM): Which two? There are three of us in this room, Kara!
Hit N Run017 (10:46:08 PM): LMAO! I know Iceeh. That was his name in the closing credits
Icyho (10:46:09 PM): Kara hates me
Hit N Run017 (10:46:12 PM): Poor kid
"Karamel" (10:46:18 PM): Oh well I meant Matty and Ethan because I forgot Icy was here.
Mattifying (10:46:21 PM): LMFAO CHUNKY KID?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Mattifying (10:46:29 PM): OHHHHHHHHHH MYYYYYY GODDDDDDDDDDDDD HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Mattifying (10:46:33 PM): THAT IS HILARIOUS
"Karamel" (10:46:57 PM): Yo chunky kid . You gonna ask slightly fat girl to the prom?
"Karamel" (10:47:03 PM): ZOMG.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:08 PM): I wonder if thats what his name was in the script
"Karamel" (10:47:09 PM): That is so funny.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:14 PM): Poor kid
Mattifying (10:47:18 PM): LMFAOOOOOOOO
"Karamel" (10:47:20 PM): Yeah.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:25 PM): He probably cried
"Karamel" (10:47:29 PM): For some reason ugly people make me wanna go have sex.
Mattifying (10:47:34 PM): Hey, he's lucky Chunky Kid is all they called him!!
"Karamel" (10:47:35 PM): I have no clue why.
Icyho (10:47:46 PM): Kara, printer paper makes you want to have sex.
Mattifying (10:47:46 PM): As ugly as that kid is, he got off EASY getting to play Chunky Kid.
Hit N Run017 (10:47:52 PM): "HEY! What's the name of your character?!"
"Karamel" (10:48:10 PM): so true Icy.
Hit N Run017 (10:48:23 PM): Beware of paper cuts
"Karamel" (10:48:33 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:49:44 PM): www.turkentertainmentpr.com/page3/page12/files/blocks_image_0_1.jpg
Mattifying (10:49:50 PM): -screams in horror-
Hit N Run017 (10:50:06 PM): -grabs so lotion-
Hit N Run017 (10:50:16 PM): some*
"Karamel" (10:50:52 PM): ewwwwwwwwwwwww.
Icyho (10:51:00 PM): Ethan <33
Icyho (10:51:05 PM): * <33333333333333
"Karamel" (10:51:06 PM): *Knocks lotion out of Ethan's hands* No no noooooooo
Hit N Run017 (10:51:11 PM): Too late!
Mattifying (10:51:14 PM): LMFAO OMG, this kid's IMDB page...
Hit N Run017 (10:51:15 PM): I love Iceeeeh
"Karamel" (10:51:19 PM): What did I say about spying to non-attractive things?
Mattifying (10:51:21 PM): He has played some really stellar characters.
Mattifying (10:51:27 PM): It doesn't just stop at Chunky Kid
Hit N Run017 (10:51:32 PM): lmao
Mattifying (10:51:40 PM): Some others..
Mattifying (10:51:43 PM): "Ice Cream Boy"
"Karamel" (10:51:48 PM): lmao
Hit N Run017 (10:51:50 PM): Oh
Mattifying (10:51:51 PM): "The Kid in the Helmet"
Hit N Run017 (10:51:53 PM): Ohhhhhhh
"Karamel" (10:51:57 PM): wow.
Mattifying (10:52:06 PM): "Younger Brother"
Hit N Run017 (10:52:10 PM): Baby!
Mattifying (10:52:18 PM): "Kid #1"
Mattifying (10:52:23 PM): Oh and my personal fave..
Icyho (10:52:35 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
Mattifying (10:52:35 PM): "Billy's Friend"
Icyho (10:52:41 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAAHHAHAHAH MATTY
Hit N Run017 (10:52:45 PM): LMFAO!
Mattifying (10:52:51 PM): These are all real, I didn't make those up. rofl
Hit N Run017 (10:53:11 PM): "Why are you famous?" ...."Oh, for being ugly"
Mattifying (10:53:23 PM): I don't know if I like "Billy's Friend" or "The Kid in the Helmet" better.
Mattifying (10:53:37 PM): I think Chunky Kid still gets the edge over them, though.
"Karamel" (10:53:48 PM): I like the helmet one.
Hit N Run017 (10:54:02 PM): Both are stellar
"Karamel" (10:54:07 PM): lmao.
Icyho (10:54:12 PM): Chunky Kid > all
"Karamel" (10:54:13 PM): They are both pretty bitchin
Hit N Run017 (10:54:21 PM): BITCHIN!!! my favorite
Icyho (10:54:22 PM): The Kid in the Helmet is win though
"Karamel" (10:54:22 PM): <3 Ethan's word
Mattifying (10:54:49 PM): LMFAO and on the message board...
Mattifying (10:54:59 PM): There is a thread called "STEVEN YOU SEXY STUD!!!!!"
Mattifying (10:55:07 PM): Apparently that person is blind or on drugs. Or both.
Hit N Run017 (10:56:21 PM): MATT!
Hit N Run017 (10:56:30 PM): How could you forget "Plunger Man"
Mattifying (10:56:33 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:56:34 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:56:37 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (10:56:58 PM): I swear to god this is insanely funny.
Icyho (10:56:58 PM): PLUNGER MAN THAT PWNS ALL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (10:57:18 PM): OMFG in the trivia it says "He donated many signed head-shots to Rocky Stone to be auctioned off to raise money to buy more toys for less fortunate kids as part of the Toy Mountain Campaign 2004."
"Karamel" (10:57:21 PM): Is a plunger man an actual career choice?
Mattifying (10:57:25 PM): Yeah, I'm sure that fundraiser was a bust.
Mattifying (10:57:38 PM): If anything, they probably LOST money because they had to pay people to accept photos of him.
Hit N Run017 (10:57:41 PM): LMAO!
Icyho (10:57:49 PM): HAHAHHAHA LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Karamel" (10:58:06 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (10:58:06 PM): The children had no toys for Christmas in 2004. rofl
Mattifying (10:58:11 PM): And it was all thanks to him.
Icyho (10:58:14 PM): LOL!!!
"Karamel" (10:58:17 PM): I heard that Matty.
"Karamel" (10:58:20 PM): Was a big thing.
Mattifying (10:58:45 PM): Oh and the other bit of trivia is very fascinating.
Mattifying (10:58:50 PM): "Owns a Boston Terrier named Penelope, but calls her "Penny"."
Mattifying (10:58:56 PM): ...wowwwww! Thank you, IMDB!
Mattifying (10:59:04 PM): I am a changed man now after knowing that.
"Karamel" (10:59:29 PM): I bet.
Mattifying (10:59:36 PM): Because I lie awake at night wondering what that ugly little creep named his dog but more importantly, what does he REALLY call her?
"Karamel" (10:59:43 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (10:59:45 PM): MY GOD.
"Karamel" (10:59:51 PM): I am about to pee my effing pants.
Mattifying (11:00:29 PM): Now I'll head over to Heather Matarazzo's IMDB page and see what I can find out about her.
"Karamel" (11:00:35 PM): Oh god.
Hit N Run017 (11:00:53 PM): LMAO!
Mattifying (11:01:07 PM): Ooookay well, at least the majority of Heather's roles actually had names.
"Karamel" (11:01:08 PM): -Humps Ethan-........sorry about that. I was bored.
Mattifying (11:01:15 PM): I only see two that don't.
"Karamel" (11:01:16 PM): *cough*
Hit N Run017 (11:01:19 PM): It was nice
Mattifying (11:01:28 PM): One of them is "High Schooler".
Mattifying (11:01:31 PM): And the other...
Mattifying (11:01:40 PM): "Various Roles"
Hit N Run017 (11:01:44 PM): LMAO!
"Karamel" (11:01:44 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:01:46 PM): I wonder what the fuck THAT means?!
Mattifying (11:01:50 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:02:04 PM): Whatever freakish part they came up with on any given week, she ended up playing it
"Karamel" (11:02:05 PM): I could see Matty as "Sarcastic white boy"
Icyho (11:02:07 PM): MATTY YOU ARE HILAROUS!!!!!!
"Karamel" (11:02:19 PM): Ethan : "Sexually confused hottie"
Hit N Run017 (11:02:27 PM): Perfect
"Karamel" (11:02:33 PM): Matt deserves an emmy.
"Karamel" (11:02:56 PM): Iceeh : "Sluttastic prude girl"
Mattifying (11:03:05 PM): Now it's onto the trivia for her.
Mattifying (11:03:09 PM): Oh...my god.
"Karamel" (11:03:10 PM): Oh awesome.
Mattifying (11:03:11 PM): Here's one:
"Karamel" (11:03:12 PM): ?
Mattifying (11:03:17 PM): "Became great friends with Anne Hathaway during the shooting of The Princess Diaries (2001). They still call each other frequently and hope to be friends for the rest of their lives."
Mattifying (11:03:22 PM): okay...WHY??
Hit N Run017 (11:03:24 PM): LMAO!
Mattifying (11:03:27 PM): Anne...GET OUT NOW.
Icyho (11:03:28 PM): BAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
"Karamel" (11:03:29 PM): What in the hell?
Hit N Run017 (11:03:30 PM): Wat 12 year old wrote THAT
Mattifying (11:03:31 PM): Escape while you can!!
Mattifying (11:03:40 PM): Why in the world would that actually be a desire of hers??
"Karamel" (11:03:43 PM): Wait who is Heather morazziazozozo?
Hit N Run017 (11:03:52 PM): Its the INSIDE that counts
"Karamel" (11:04:08 PM): OH.
"Karamel" (11:04:13 PM): Heather is that one girl.
Mattifying (11:04:18 PM): Anne: "Dear Diary...Heather and I are still friends! 285769687874 days so far and still going strong. We'll be together forever! Love Always, Anne"
Icyho (11:04:24 PM): "And so nice I met Heather this past week on a cruise. She was very nice and so beautiful.
I had seen her in many movies but had no idea just how stunning she looked. I spent some time
talking to her with a few others regarding the industry and was genuinely impressed.
If all goes well, I hope to meet up with her again. Here's to the Havana Room conversations."
Mattifying (11:04:50 PM): She is a freaking trainwreck.
Icyho (11:04:51 PM): HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH THAT DUDE WAS DRUNK
Mattifying (11:05:13 PM): She looks like she not only got hit by a train, but then the train backed up over her, then went forward and hit her AGAIN
Hit N Run017 (11:05:18 PM): Me need to get some sleep, im about to pass out
Hit N Run017 (11:05:21 PM): Goodbye
"Karamel" (11:05:29 PM): Bye sexy crazy man.
Icyho (11:05:30 PM): MATTY READ THIS LMAO
Icyho (11:05:30 PM): www.imdb.com/name/nm0000525/board/nest/112542953
Mattifying (11:05:30 PM): Goodbye! -waves-
Hit N Run017 (11:05:34 PM): I love you ALLLLLLL
Icyho (11:05:40 PM): YOU WILL LOVE THE LAST POST
"Karamel" (11:05:41 PM): Okay anyways Heather isn't too ugly.
Icyho (11:05:44 PM): <333333333Ethan
"Karamel" (11:05:47 PM): I mean their have been worse.
Icyho (11:05:49 PM): Byebye my dearie
Mattifying (11:05:51 PM): Yes she sure is.
"Karamel" (11:05:53 PM): love ethan.
Mattifying (11:06:09 PM): LMFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO ICY
Mattifying (11:06:11 PM): OH MY GOD
Hit N Run017 (11:06:18 PM) has left the room.
Mattifying (11:06:19 PM): Now I'm moving to a personal favorite...Sissy Spacek
"Karamel" (11:06:24 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (11:06:29 PM): I hate looking at that woman.
"Karamel" (11:06:37 PM): She is what I would imagine the devil to look like.
"Karamel" (11:06:46 PM): If he was a she and scared the shit outta me.
Mattifying (11:06:55 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:07:08 PM): Oh I've already found Sissy's most famous role ever.
Mattifying (11:07:14 PM): "Girl extra at bar"
Icyho (11:07:24 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:07:43 PM): Oh here's another post from a Heather M luvr
Icyho (11:07:49 PM): "Dude! I am bisexual(female)! Her part in Hostel II was hot! I have a thing for blood and hot naked women. She was so hot in that movie!"
Mattifying (11:07:51 PM): oh...my god. Some of this Sissy trivia is GOLD.
"Karamel" (11:07:57 PM): ew.
"Karamel" (11:08:01 PM): Fucking creeps.
Mattifying (11:08:16 PM): "During her audition for Carrie (1976), she wore a dress that her mother forced her to wear to a party when she was in the seventh grade."
"Karamel" (11:08:23 PM): yikes.
Mattifying (11:08:26 PM): LMFAOOMGHAHAHA
"Karamel" (11:08:33 PM): Looks like they were looking for an ugly person in that role.
Mattifying (11:08:43 PM): I can't even make any jokes about that, I can't say anything funnier than the actual story itself.
Mattifying (11:08:54 PM): It's already a punchline
Icyho (11:09:08 PM): "Was Homecoming Queen of her Senior Class in High School." OMFGLMAO
Mattifying (11:09:10 PM): oh..my god.
Mattifying (11:09:14 PM): ICY I WAS POSTING THAT
"Karamel" (11:09:16 PM): ew.
Icyho (11:09:17 PM): SHE MUSTA BEEN THE ONLY GIRL THERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:09:18 PM): I LITERALLY JUST READ IT
"Karamel" (11:09:22 PM): ZOMG.
"Karamel" (11:09:25 PM): That is so insane.
Mattifying (11:09:30 PM): Who the FUCK would vote her as Homecoming Queen?!?!?!?!?!
"Karamel" (11:09:34 PM): Was her class made up of stoner's and blind people?
"Karamel" (11:09:43 PM): Cuz for realz.
Mattifying (11:09:47 PM): She must have gone to school with all of those people who think Heather Matarazzo is hot.
Icyho (11:09:54 PM): Hhahahahahahahhahahahahha
"Karamel" (11:09:55 PM): I'm sure their was a goat nearby who would've been better.
Mattifying (11:10:02 PM): If they think that then they must've thought Sissy was stunning.
Icyho (11:10:04 PM): A PREGNANT GOAT!!!!!!!!!!!
"Karamel" (11:10:12 PM): Probably did Matty.
"Karamel" (11:10:17 PM): Insane retards.
"Karamel" (11:10:34 PM): "Okay gang so who do we vote for homecoming queen?"
"Karamel" (11:11:05 PM): *Blind guy walks in* "I say we vote in Sissy!"
Mattifying (11:11:09 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:11:28 PM): *Cult of stupid blind, stoner's all nod in unison* OKAY!
Mattifying (11:11:36 PM): I honestly think everything so far has been hilarious, but Sissy winning Homecoming Queen just takes the fucking cake
"Karamel" (11:11:45 PM): It totally does.
Icyho (11:11:49 PM): YES is SOOOOOOOOOOO DOES
"Karamel" (11:11:54 PM): I don't wanna sound vain but her face literally scares me.
Mattifying (11:12:00 PM): I don't see how any of us can top that bit of trivia.
"Karamel" (11:12:03 PM): Like I have nightmare's that I'll wake up and have that face.
Icyho (11:12:22 PM): BAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Icyho (11:12:30 PM): Okay who else can we make fun of?
"Karamel" (11:13:37 PM): OMG. This one guy asked me out this one time.
"Karamel" (11:13:41 PM): He was sorta chunky.
"Karamel" (11:13:46 PM): and like I didn't even know him.
Mattifying (11:13:55 PM): Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has her own IMDB page and she has one credit to her name so far.
"Karamel" (11:13:58 PM): But he came up to me and slipped me a note.
Mattifying (11:14:04 PM): "VH1: All Access" .... Herself (1 episode, 2006)
"Karamel" (11:14:15 PM): and it said something like "Hey wanna go out with me?"
"Karamel" (11:14:23 PM): and I never replied back.
Icyho (11:14:23 PM): OMG I attract the weirdest guys.
Icyho (11:14:34 PM): 'cept for XCB. He was nice, but too clingy.
Mattifying (11:14:38 PM): -looks at trivia for Shiloh- "Daughter of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt."
"Karamel" (11:14:40 PM): Eeek.
Mattifying (11:14:42 PM): ...OMFG FOR REAL??
Mattifying (11:14:47 PM): I did not know that.
"Karamel" (11:14:56 PM): Me neither.
Icyho (11:14:57 PM): OMG MATTY SRSLY?!!?!?
Icyho (11:15:03 PM): THAT IS SOOOOO COOLL!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:15:05 PM): I always wondered who her parents were.
"Karamel" (11:15:11 PM): IMBD has some hard hitting trivia.
"Karamel" (11:15:29 PM): Hey what is beans's real name?
Mattifying (11:15:32 PM): LMFAO Shiloh has like 200% more trivia than Beans did.
Mattifying (11:15:37 PM): And she's only 2
"Karamel" (11:15:46 PM): Okay don't rub it in Matty.
"Karamel" (11:15:51 PM): -Comforts Beans-
Mattifying (11:16:05 PM): OH WAIT A SECOND NOW
"Karamel" (11:16:06 PM): Gah you need to think about our son's feelings.
Mattifying (11:16:10 PM): "Her biological siblings, Knox Leon Jolie-Pitt and Vivienne Marcheline Jolie-Pitt, were born to her parents in Nice, France (12 July 2008)."
Mattifying (11:16:17 PM): Okay is this Knox and Vienne's page?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
"Karamel" (11:16:20 PM): How do you think he feels not being the cute one in the family?
Mattifying (11:16:28 PM): Why the fuck should Shiloh have to share her trivia page with them??
"Karamel" (11:16:38 PM): Those bastards.
"Karamel" (11:17:00 PM): They should've let that baby who hasn't achieved anything and is pretty pointless to the world have her own seperate thing dammit!
Mattifying (11:17:08 PM): "In July 2006, at just 2-months-old, she became the youngest person ever to be immortalised as a wax figurine at the legendary Madame Tussaud's in London."
"Karamel" (11:17:09 PM): It's only fair really.
Mattifying (11:17:18 PM): Okay did Beans do that?? NO.
Icyho (11:17:50 PM): HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHA
Icyho (11:17:54 PM): <3 Shiloh
"Karamel" (11:17:58 PM): Beans was to busy not having millions of dollars.
Mattifying (11:18:02 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:18:14 PM): Shiloh gets everything.
"Karamel" (11:18:39 PM): I swear a video of her eating a cracker sells for a bunch of money but if Beans were to come out with a sex tape no one would care.
"Karamel" (11:18:53 PM): Well they'd care but not even think about making a profit out of it.
Mattifying (11:19:05 PM): ...I would care, because it would be the one thing I would make damn sure I never came across in all of my existence.
"Karamel" (11:19:15 PM): lmao
Mattifying (11:19:19 PM): I would be more afraid of it than any murderer, rapist or hellbeast.
"Karamel" (11:19:29 PM): A night in sissy! : The untold story
Icyho (11:19:29 PM): HAHAHAHAHAHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:19:40 PM): OMG I wonder if beans has ever gotten laid
Icyho (11:19:48 PM): Probably with Heather M xD
"Karamel" (11:19:54 PM): Starring : The Chunky kid!
Mattifying (11:19:59 PM): LMFAO
Mattifying (11:20:06 PM): Starring: The Kid in the Helmet
Icyho (11:20:16 PM): HAHHAAHAHAHHAHA
"Karamel" (11:20:16 PM): Co Starring : Kid with snake in pants.
Icyho (11:20:22 PM): MATTY IM GONNA PEE MY PANTS
"Karamel" (11:20:30 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (11:20:34 PM): We are so hilarious.
Mattifying (11:20:36 PM): Starring: Kid with the face not even mother could love
Icyho (11:20:46 PM): Starring: LMFAO I CANT THINK OF ANYTHING
"Karamel" (11:20:55 PM): Starring : Whoopi Goldberg as the wisecracking black lady with a heart of gold.
Mattifying (11:21:03 PM): LMFAO
Icyho (11:21:13 PM): LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mattifying (11:21:32 PM): ...okay. I just saw something on Angelina Jolie that shocked me to death.
"Karamel" (11:21:36 PM): Starring: Britney Spears as the umbrella weilding , baldy with an addiction to tripping while holding babies.
Mattifying (11:21:36 PM): "One of her favorite TV shows is "King of the Hill" (1997). She also enjoys the Game Show Network and Animal Planet."
Icyho (11:21:45 PM): OMG did she have sex with Beans?
Mattifying (11:21:50 PM): Okay...I cannot see her watching King of the Hill or game shows of any sort
spankymcgee452 (11:22:02 PM) has entered the room.
"Karamel" (11:22:16 PM): lol Matty why the hell not?
"Karamel" (11:22:22 PM): Shush we are being hilarious here.
"Karamel" (11:22:26 PM): You wouldn't wanna miss this.
Mattifying (11:22:29 PM): Okay can you imagine Angelina Jolie watching game shows??
"Karamel" (11:22:33 PM): zomg. I am saving this convo.
Icyho (11:22:35 PM): Mayor we are making fun of actors
Mattifying (11:22:37 PM): I sure can't!
spankymcgee452 (11:22:38 PM): OH
spankymcgee452 (11:22:42 PM): lets start with the obvious
"Karamel" (11:22:45 PM): I can't even imagine Angie buying soda.
spankymcgee452 (11:22:51 PM): Rosie
spankymcgee452 (11:22:55 PM): Why?
Mattifying (11:22:56 PM): But I remember being mortified when I found out the kids go to McDonald's and KFC
spankymcgee452 (11:22:57 PM): Why was she born?
"Karamel" (11:23:04 PM): God has a sense of humor?
Mattifying (11:23:11 PM): I thought for sure Angie would only let them eat health food
spankymcgee452 (11:23:18 PM): EW KFC?!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:24 PM): Kentucky Friend Cruelty!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:27 PM): Fried**
Mattifying (11:23:29 PM): Then I find out...not only is that untrue but she takes them to MCDONALD'S of all places?!?!?!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:30 PM): Why'd I say friend?!
"Karamel" (11:23:31 PM): lmao
"Karamel" (11:23:33 PM): ZOMG.
Icyho (11:23:35 PM): OMG SANDRA BERNHARD SHE IS UGLAY
Mattifying (11:23:36 PM): Is my Angie feeling well??
spankymcgee452 (11:23:42 PM): OMG
"Karamel" (11:23:43 PM): Last night someone was making fun of Ethan and he goes.
spankymcgee452 (11:23:44 PM): isnt that
spankymcgee452 (11:23:46 PM): Umm
spankymcgee452 (11:23:48 PM): Whats her name
"Karamel" (11:23:49 PM): "Shit your mouth!"
spankymcgee452 (11:23:51 PM): Nancy?!
spankymcgee452 (11:23:52 PM): HAHA
"Karamel" (11:23:59 PM): "shut*****"
Mattifying (11:24:00 PM): Sandra is ugly but Heather is far uglier.
"Karamel" (11:24:15 PM): and Wyndam goes "omg Matty would've had a fieldday with that typo"
Icyho (11:24:37 PM): BAHAHAH: on Sandra's page: Trade MarkDistinctive facial features.
Mattifying (11:24:39 PM): LMFAO he said that?!
"Karamel" (11:24:45 PM): Yep.
"Karamel" (11:24:59 PM): Wyndam was big with the funny last night.
Mattifying (11:25:00 PM): Okay but one thing that is still cracking me up that is so hilarious it needs no elaboration...
spankymcgee452 (11:25:03 PM): She does have Distinctive facial features!
Icyho (11:25:06 PM): "Posed nude for Playboy magazine." RUN
spankymcgee452 (11:25:07 PM): I mean she looks like a bird
Mattifying (11:25:12 PM): "I'M FIXIN' TO STICK IT IN YO' BUTT!"--Black Devil Doll
spankymcgee452 (11:25:13 PM): thast very distinctive
"Karamel" (11:25:19 PM): lmao
"Karamel" (11:25:30 PM): I swear some people should just stop breathing.
spankymcgee452 (11:25:33 PM): are we looking on IMDB?
Mattifying (11:25:37 PM): Yes
"Karamel" (11:25:38 PM): lol.
"Karamel" (11:25:45 PM): Someone give me a name to look up.
spankymcgee452 (11:25:51 PM): Okayy lets seee
"Karamel" (11:25:54 PM): Like a person who is an extra or something.
Mattifying (11:26:00 PM): So far we've torn apart Beans from Even Stevens, Heather Matarazzo and Sissy Spacek
"Karamel" (11:26:05 PM): The usual.
Mattifying (11:26:10 PM): LMAO
Icyho (11:26:11 PM): OH
Icyho (11:26:12 PM): MY
Icyho (11:26:13 PM): GOD
Icyho (11:26:18 PM): SHE FUCKED MADONNA
spankymcgee452 (11:26:20 PM): Steve Buscemi
"Karamel" (11:26:23 PM): WHAT?
Icyho (11:26:24 PM): O_______________________O
Icyho (11:26:30 PM): SANDRA BERNHARD
"Karamel" (11:26:32 PM): COME AND AGAIN AND ANSWER ME WHAAAAAAT?
Mattifying (11:26:34 PM): OMG LOOK WHAT I FOUND ON ANGIE
Icyho (11:26:40 PM): SHE FUCKED MADONNA.
Mattifying (11:26:41 PM): You girls will especially like this.
spankymcgee452 (11:26:43 PM): OMG Heather Matarazzo... Dawn Weiner!!
"Karamel" (11:26:44 PM): WHAT WHAT....in my butt...
"Karamel" (11:26:51 PM): sorry I love that episode.
Mattifying (11:26:57 PM): "She donated many items to Rocky Stone to be given to less fortunate kids as part of the Toy Mountain Campaign." SOUND FAMILIAR?
?Icyho (11:27:01 PM): LMAO DAWN WEINER?!
Mattifying (11:27:07 PM): I'm sure Beans was greatly overshadowed that year!!
Icyho (11:27:13 PM): HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHH MATTY *pees pants*
spankymcgee452 (11:27:21 PM): Please tell me you've seen Welcome To The Dollhouse!
Mattifying (11:27:22 PM): What the fuck were they even doing with him at that point?! LMAO
Mattifying (11:27:37 PM): They had Angelina Jolie and they still let Beans donate his pictures out of pity.
"Karamel" (11:27:37 PM): lmao
Icyho (11:27:40 PM): OH I haven't seen that but I heard of it
spankymcgee452 (11:27:53 PM): Oh mann I suggest you go rent it
"Karamel" (11:28:17 PM): Gawd this convo needs to be saved and reread.
Icyho (11:28:28 PM): *sobs* WHY ARE ALL THESE BISEXUAL PEOPLE UGLEH!!!?!?!?!!?
"Karamel" (11:28:32 PM): Chunky kid and kid with helmet is gold.
Icyho (11:28:32 PM): Well cept for Angie.
Icyho (11:28:35 PM): BUT SERIOUSLY
"Karamel" (11:28:47 PM): omg.
Mattifying (11:28:50 PM): "Billy's Friend"
"Karamel" (11:28:53 PM): Eric Mabius is SEXEH
Icyho (11:28:59 PM): *shakes matty's shoulders* AM I UGLY!!?! AM I!!!? AM I!!?!?!!?
Mattifying (11:29:05 PM): Not at all!!
"Karamel" (11:29:07 PM): Icy no.
spankymcgee452 (11:29:10 PM): ...
spankymcgee452 (11:29:14 PM): jk
"Karamel" (11:29:18 PM): lmao
Mattifying (11:29:21 PM): I actually went to Angie so I could find funny things about a legitimate person. rofl
Icyho (11:29:32 PM): Ohohoh the best one: Sissy Spacek as homecoming queen
Mattifying (11:30:05 PM): omg here is a bizarre twist from Brad Pitt's past
Mattifying (11:30:10 PM): "Dated Juliette Lewis. They met on the set of the NBC movie of the week Too Young to Die? (1990) (TV). They also did Kalifornia (1993) together."
Mattifying (11:30:17 PM): Juliette Lewis?? REALLY?
Mattifying (11:30:26 PM): I'm sure that must've been interesting.
spankymcgee452 (11:30:27 PM): Tyler? Come out, come out wherever you are. Olly olly oxen free. Get out here you little son of a bitch.
"Karamel" (11:30:28 PM): eek.
"Karamel" (11:30:36 PM): yikes.
"Karamel" (11:30:53 PM): Sounds like something I said to Damion once.
Mattifying (11:30:54 PM): Brad: Let's go out to dinner. Juliette: -speaking in voice of character from The Other Sister-
"Karamel" (11:31:00 PM): Hate that insane black kid.
spankymcgee452 (11:31:01 PM): Juliette Lewis, like Juliette and the licks?
Mattifying (11:31:20 PM): I don't know. She's fucking retarded and yet I love her.
Mattifying (11:31:25 PM): She is a goddamn weirdo.
spankymcgee452 (11:31:33 PM): She was on "Enough"?
spankymcgee452 (11:31:35 PM): She was like Jlo's friend
Mattifying (11:32:38 PM): Here is another bit of Brad Pitt trivia:
spankymcgee452 (11:32:47 PM): haha.
"Karamel" (11:32:47 PM): Okay Mike don't be a douche.
Mattifying (11:32:49 PM): "Has his teeth capped." ...SRSLY?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Mattifying (11:32:55 PM): -world comes crashing down-
spankymcgee452 (11:32:58 PM): who doesnt have their teeth capped?
Mattifying (11:33:30 PM): "Has a home at Lake Mohawk in Sparta, New Jersey."
Mattifying (11:33:38 PM): Okay, who wants to take a trip to Lake Mohawk?
"Karamel" (11:33:39 PM): i would love to sit here all day making fun of celebrities in the shameless manner we have been doing but alas I can't.
"Karamel" (11:33:47 PM): I would go.
spankymcgee452 (11:33:48 PM): ha
Icyho (11:33:53 PM): KARA WHY NOT >
Mattifying (11:33:55 PM): Okay, let's pack!
spankymcgee452 (11:33:56 PM): Im suree
"Karamel" (11:33:59 PM): I have to go.
spankymcgee452 (11:34:00 PM): he's never there
spankymcgee452 (11:34:06 PM): he's always saving children in africa
"Karamel" (11:34:17 PM): What do you bring to a lake in a place called mohawk?
Mattifying (11:34:22 PM): One day...he will come.
Mattifying (11:34:28 PM): And when he does, we will be waiting.
spankymcgee452 (11:34:33 PM): Umm
spankymcgee452 (11:34:34 PM): take
spankymcgee452 (11:34:38 PM): Tape
spankymcgee452 (11:34:41 PM): like strong tape
spankymcgee452 (11:34:43 PM): ropes
"Karamel" (11:34:45 PM): Can we please stake out Joe's house cause really...
spankymcgee452 (11:34:45 PM): handcuffs
spankymcgee452 (11:34:49 PM): condoms
spankymcgee452 (11:34:55 PM): flavored lube
spankymcgee452 (11:34:59 PM): a feather
"Karamel" (11:35:06 PM): I would really like to be the one to devirginze Joe Jonas.
Icyho (11:35:06 PM): Heeehee mayor
Mattifying (11:35:09 PM): "Announced on January 7, 2005 that he and Jennifer Aniston are separating after 4 1/2 years of marriage." I see this trivia is very up-to-the-minute.
"Karamel" (11:35:19 PM): I know Matty.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:23 PM): Ha.
"Karamel" (11:35:37 PM): Joe is a virgin and DAYUM that is sexy.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:43 PM): Who the eff is Joe?
spankymcgee452 (11:35:45 PM): Joe Jonas?
"Karamel" (11:35:48 PM): Yes.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:51 PM): GROSS
"Karamel" (11:35:54 PM): Say something mean and I will block your ass.
spankymcgee452 (11:35:57 PM): he looks like a mini Matt from Nip Tuck
Icyho (11:35:58 PM): Angie: Had a childhood dream of becoming a funeral director. ZOMGWHAT
"Karamel" (11:35:59 PM): *blocks*
Icyho (11:36:01 PM): OMG MAYOR
Icyho (11:36:02 PM): OMG
Icyho (11:36:05 PM): HE SO DOES
spankymcgee452 (11:36:10 PM): Right?
"Karamel" (11:36:14 PM): Iceeh!
Icyho (11:36:18 PM): That's EXACTLY what I thought when I first saw him.
"Karamel" (11:36:23 PM): Shut up.
"Karamel" (11:36:25 PM): He so doesn't.
"Karamel" (11:36:30 PM): Joe is fucking hot.
Icyho (11:36:34 PM): And before that I thought "hm Matt looks a lot like micheal jackson.
"Karamel" (11:36:36 PM): Matt looks like a tranny.
"Karamel" (11:36:38 PM): shut up.
spankymcgee452 (11:36:40 PM): Haha
spankymcgee452 (11:36:47 PM): Matt looks exactly like Michael Jackson
"Karamel" (11:36:49 PM): omg.
spankymcgee452 (11:36:52 PM): soo.. Joe Jonas resembles MJ
Mattifying (11:36:54 PM): Okay now I need to see who this guy is.
"Karamel" (11:36:56 PM): What the hell am I doing?
Icyho (11:36:58 PM): Mayor I <3 you
"Karamel" (11:37:02 PM): I was suppose to leave.
spankymcgee452 (11:37:05 PM): Haha
"Karamel" (11:37:06 PM): grrramit
Mattifying (11:37:09 PM): OMFG NO WAY
Mattifying (11:37:15 PM): That guy is a freak!
spankymcgee452 (11:37:16 PM): I<3 you tooo
"Karamel" (11:37:17 PM): Matty they are insane.
Mattifying (11:37:20 PM): They are.
"Karamel" (11:37:28 PM): No way does Joe even come close to Matt the freak.
"Karamel" (11:37:38 PM): Joe is on another wavelink of hotness.
Mattifying (11:37:41 PM): Why did they have to name him MATT?? -_- lol
Icyho (11:37:49 PM): images.timnhanh.com/namgioi/20071025/Image/joe_jonas.jpg
Mattifying (11:37:53 PM): He should be named Cletus.
"Karamel" (11:37:55 PM): Matty they are bastards and that's why nip tuck got canceled.
Icyho (11:37:56 PM): image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/gallery/2005/01/20/matt_gallery.jpg
spankymcgee452 (11:38:06 PM): really?
"Karamel" (11:38:13 PM): I think he should be named Albert..
spankymcgee452 (11:38:14 PM): I thought it got cancelled because I stopped watching it
"Karamel" (11:38:19 PM): something with an "A"
spankymcgee452 (11:38:23 PM): Anal
"Karamel" (11:38:27 PM): ew.
spankymcgee452 (11:38:31 PM): Asshole
spankymcgee452 (11:38:33 PM): Asshair
"Karamel" (11:38:35 PM): Arden.
"Karamel" (11:38:36 PM): maybe.
"Karamel" (11:38:38 PM): OMG.
Icyho (11:38:39 PM): www.mugshots.com/IMAGES/Mugshot__michael-jackson.jpg
spankymcgee452 (11:38:39 PM): OR
"Karamel" (11:38:42 PM): Mike you scare me.
spankymcgee452 (11:38:43 PM): Guadalupe
Icyho (11:38:43 PM): Difference? Neh?
"Karamel" (11:38:51 PM): Okay Joe is so hot.
"Karamel" (11:38:55 PM): Matt is so not.
Mattifying (11:39:06 PM): Well, going to Matt's IMDB page...
"Karamel" (11:39:06 PM): Michael resembles an alien on a bad day.
spankymcgee452 (11:39:07 PM): No difference... That's what Joe Jonas is gonna look like
Mattifying (11:39:10 PM): He once played a role called...
"Karamel" (11:39:21 PM): OMG.
Mattifying (11:39:23 PM): "Student who lipsyncs to kung fu talk"
"Karamel" (11:39:24 PM): Mike shush.
"Karamel" (11:39:27 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:28 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:30 PM): LMFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:31 PM): LMFAO
spankymcgee452 (11:39:32 PM): ha.
"Karamel" (11:39:32 PM): MLFAO
"Karamel" (11:39:33 PM): MFLAO
spankymcgee452 (11:39:37 PM): Lets look up Hillary Duff
"Karamel" (11:39:38 PM): OMG.
"Karamel" (11:39:43 PM): SO FUNNY.
"Karamel" (11:39:45 PM): *Dies*
Icyho (11:39:51 PM): BAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Icyho (11:39:57 PM): *pees pants again*
"Karamel" (11:40:03 PM): What the hell is kung fu talk?
Icyho (11:40:14 PM): I am going to DIE matty
Mattifying (11:40:19 PM): LMFAO I DON'T EVEN KNOW
"Karamel" (11:40:21 PM): Gah I am still laughing.
"Karamel" (11:40:31 PM): *Lip syncs to kung fu talk*
"Karamel" (11:40:36 PM): woot!
spankymcgee452 (11:40:39 PM): Hillary Duff's favorite movie is Varsity Blues
"Karamel" (11:40:44 PM): Oh duh.
spankymcgee452 (11:40:48 PM): She has two fendi purses and a Silver lexus
spankymcgee452 (11:40:59 PM): Her hair is insured for 10,000
"Karamel" (11:41:07 PM): oh gay.
Icyho (11:41:08 PM): OMG LMAO serious!?!
spankymcgee452 (11:41:09 PM): One time Hillary punched me in my face... it was awsome
"Karamel" (11:41:26 PM): Icy....thaat's from mean girls.
"Karamel" (11:41:30 PM): dur
spankymcgee452 (11:41:33 PM): HA I remember when I met Hillary Duff back when she was still Lizzy McGuire
Icyho (11:41:44 PM): *hides* I havent seen that movie enough
"Karamel" (11:42:12 PM): Apparently.
"Karamel" (11:42:19 PM): My favorite movie is probably mean girls.
Mattifying (11:42:24 PM): Okay Kara...let's go to bed
"Karamel" (11:42:29 PM): Okay.
