Post by VampSlayer on Aug 15, 2008 16:58:42 GMT -5
((Im only posting this here, because my computer is messed up.))
Scout : The Next Slayer
Episode - 4(or 5) Man's Best Friend
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout and Vera walk through the crowd of Haven High Students. Vera had been quiet mostly all day, she was still taking in the magic, demons, ghosts, ect.
SCOUT : You okay?
VERA : (Waits a second before she replies.) Im still in show. You would think after one whole night of thinking about it-
SCOUT : (Interrupts) No, you can take as long as you want! I think you took it better than Alexa...and I can trust you, right?
VERA : Yes, of course! I would NEVER tell anyone.
SCOUT : Good.
VERA : I still can't believe that you blew off Jerry Kaplan...even if it was to save me.
SCOUT : Well, do you really think I would let someone be eaten? Com'on, that's my job, to save people from monsters!
VERA : Still...
SCOUT : Crap, I still need to speak to Jerry about what happened!
VERA : Right, Ill leave you to do that. We'll talk soon...
We hear Vera walk away.
Scout sighs.
(Haven High/Library.)
XANDER ; (Sighs.) Giles goes home to take a 'nap', and never returns...Normally I would be glad, so that I could goof off, but today I need him!
(Giles' House)
(Quickly changes from library to Giles' house.)
We hear Giles moan. He rubs his head.
Pause.
GILES : Anya...Anya, please get your head off of MY shoulder.
Anya yawns.
ANYA : Wow...did we...?
GILES : No, we did NOT sleep together!
ANYA : Good. That kiss was enough for me.
GILES : I'd like it if we DIDN'T talk about what happened last night...because it actually seemed pretty right, though I'm sure that's that scotch talking. Yes, now that I think about it, I feel a bit manky about the whole thing.
ANYA : Oh, that makes me feel better! You think I'm not attractive?!
GILES : Uh, Of course I do...your just not my type...
ANYA : Why, you dated that teacher that died...and I died, so why am I not your type?!
GILES : That dead teacher was named Jenny Calendar, and she was a wonderful person!
ANYA : I'm wonderful!
GILES (Sighs) Anya, yes you are...in your own way, but I will never kiss you again. Plus, your the one that planted one on me!
ANYA : I did?
GILES : Ye-...I think...Who knows, we were super drunk, we probably never even kissed!
ANYA : ...No, I think we did...
GILES : (Sighs, and looks at watch.) (Gaps) I need to get to work!
He tries to get up, but falls down.
Anya laughs.
GILES : Maybe I shouldn't go in today...but I AM moving away from you!
He stands up, while holding onto the counter, and makes his way to his bedroom. Giles lays down.
Silent.
ANYA : Giles, you know, you're kitchen is pretty ugly! ...
GILES : Oh, god!
He jumps up.
GILES : Anya, do NOT do anything!
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout continued to her class without Vera. She saw one thing that made her stop...Jerry.
Scout walks up to Jerry.
SCOUT : Jerry...Hey...
Jerry turns to look at her.
JERRY : Oh, hi...
SCOUT : Sorry about last night...I had a thing to go-
JERRY : Whatever, just don't worry about it...
He starts to walk away.
SCOUT ; I'm sorry...
Jerry doesn't stop to speak again, he just walks away.
Scout sighs.
SCOUT : Yep...I blew it...
(Haven High/Library.)
NARRATOR : Xander sat at the library table. He had a book laid out in front of him, along with the day's newspaper.
XANDER : (Reads from book.) "The Smiley demon possesses a any type of animal, and tries to get close to a life force. It will slowly be sucking the life out of it's victim. And once it is strong enough, it will finish you off. The Smiley demon gets it's name from smiling widely right before finishing off it's victim."
He sighs.
Xander gets up, and walks over to the desk. He picks up the phone ,and dials Giles' number.
XANDER : Come on, Giles! I really need your help. There is a demon is Haven...it's called the Smiley Demon. Just watch your back...and get you butt to the library!
He clicks the phone off.
XANDER : Even though Anya is back, I'm still lonely as ever...(Says to self.) ...Yep, I AM going crazy.
Xander snaps his fingers.
XANDER : I've got it!
NARRATOR : Xander ran out of the library, and locked the doors, leaving the closed sign on the window.
NARRATOR : The next day Xander and Scout sat in the library...along with a new 'friend'.
XANDER : Any luck with this...'Smiley'? (To Scout)
Scout sighs.
SCOUT : Nope...the only thing I've found is that it can't stay in the same body for more than a month, but I've already told you that.
XANDER : Right...
The library door swings open, and Giles walks in.
XANDER : Looky who's here! Have a good 'nap?'
GILES : Yes...I feel much,much better.
SCOUT : Good...
XANDER : You got my messages?
GILES : Yes, I was on my way here right after I heard them.
Giles sits down at the table to join the other two.
GILES : So, anything new about this- Uh!
We hear Giles jump to his feet.
GILES ; What is that?!
SCOUT : Xander got a dog...I was the same way.
XANDER : What can I say, I was lonely...
The dog barks from next to Xander.
GILES : What kind of dog? ...And are you even aloud to have it in here?
XANDER : Well, I work in here, so I say that it's aloud.
GILES : And aren't you supposed to be in class?
SCOUT : Nope, I got Xander to write me a note. Im helping look up info about the 'Smiley'.
XANDER : Yep, she's been a big help.
Giles sits down.
GILES : Just throw me a book- Don't REALLY throw it, Scout!
Scout hands him the book.
Giles flips through the pages.
XANDER : Well, since Giles got a day off, I think I should too...plus I really don't feel myself today, I don't know what's up.
Xander stands up, and claps his hands.
XANDER : Com'on, Poochie!
SCOUT : Poochie?
XANDER : Yeah, I think that's what Ill call her.
SCOUT : It's a boy...
XANDER : Whatever, then it's just Pooch.
XANDER : Ill talk later.
He leaves the library with 'Pooch.'
SCOUT : So, Anya is fine along?
GILES : Uh. ...I think she will be fine by herself.
(Giles' House)
(Changes for one second to be Anya.)
ANYA : (Screams) I hate the ceiling color!
(Back to Library.0
GILES : Yeah, she's fine.
(Xander's Apartment)
Pooch runs into the apartment right before Xander. Xander sighs, and flops down on his soft chair.
XANDER : We're home, Pooch. What do you wanna watch? There is...Friends...and that's about all the channels I get.
Xander laughs. He turns on the TV.
POOCH : Barks.
XANDER : Good. Friends it is.
Pooch walks over to Xander, and lays down next to him. Xander starts to pet him. We hear the TV on in the background.
NARRATOR : The dog stayed still as Xander rubbed his back. The one one thing that Xander didn't notice was that his eyes were glowing a dark red...and so were Pooch's...
NARRATOR : Later on...
SCOUT : Bye, Giles, I need to catch the bus.
GILES : Uh,um, Yes, of course. Ill see you tomorrow morning.
SCOUT : You're sure your gonna show up?
Pause.
GILES : Yes...I'm 100% sure.
SCOUT : Good, I missed you the past two days.
GILES : Good to know someone does...
SCOUT : Xander did too, why else would he have bought Pooch to keep him company?
GILES : Even if he WAS lonely, I swear, buying that dog was one of the most stupid things he has done. It's right next to being seduced by a giant bug teacher, and almost having sex with it.
Awkward pause.
SCOUT : You guys were screwed up before I showed up, weren't you?
GILES : Oh, trust me, I think we still are...
SCOUT : ( Laughs.) Ill see ya' tomorrow.
GILES : Right, bye...
Scout walks out of the door.
(Inside bus.)
NARRATOR : Scout had made it onto the bus, and was sitting next Vera. Vera was still a little... wacked out.
VERA : I think I'm getting better...
SCOUT : Just a bit. (Laughs for a moment.)
VERA : Yeah, I guess. I'll be better soon...I promise...
SCOUT : Like I said, take your time.
VERA : You're the best super powered friend ever.
SCOUT : Yeah, I know.
They both laugh quietly.
(Scout's House.)
ALEXA : So Vera found out?!
SCOUT : Yes!
ALEXA : Why didn't you tell me sooner?
SCOUT : You were sleeping!
ALEXA : You could have woken me up!
SCOUT : I COULD have, but I didn't! But at least I told you know.
ALEXA : Very true...At least I'm not the only secret keeper now.
SCOUT : Yep, now I have my cousin, AND my best friend to worry about keeping my secret...YAY! (Sarcastic)
ALEXA : Yep, lucky you!
Scout sighs.
(Haven High/Library)
NARRATOR : The next morning.
GILES : Xander, are you feeling well?
XANDER : Yes..I'm fine, Giles. Im just a but tired. I probably just got a cold...
GILES : That dog probably infected you!
XANDER : Pooch is harmless!
GILES : Whatever you say, Xander, but I stand by my theory.
XANDER : (Moans quietly.) How is An?
GILES : Good, actually. She is not complaining as much, but now she is trying to get me to tell her how attractive she is.
XANDER : Man, why couldn't she have asked me?
Pause.
XANDER : Oh yeah...
POOCH : (Barks)
GILES : Tell that dog to be queit!
XANDER : What is it, Pooch?
GILES : Stop talking to it, it can not understand you anyway!
XANDER : Says you.
We hear the library doors opening.
GILES : Anya! Anya, what are you ding here?!
ANYA : I-
GILES : Better yet, how did you get here?!
ANYA : I just took your other car.
GILES : Why did you even come here?!
ANYA : I was getting tired of being stuck in your house.
GILES : Wait...what happened to my car?
ANYA : ...Nothing...
GILES : Anya...
ANYA : Fine, I ran into your mailbox. It only scratched the back up a little bit.
GILES : Uh!
ANYA : Hey, the car was gross anyway.
The library doors open again.
SCOUT : Hey, everyone. Any luck with Smiley?
XANDER : (Says tired) Nope....
SCOUT ; Whats wrong with you, Xander?
XANDER : Nothing!
ANYA : Giles, I swear, your car is not that bad.
SCOUT : Oh, hi, Anya!
GILES : You know what...
Giles writes a note.
GILES : Here!
He hands Scout the note.
GILES : Give this to your teacher. You will have all day to take Anya out.
SCOUT : Awesome, two days free!
Scout leaves the room to give the note to her teacher(s)
ANYA : What are you doing, Giles?!
GILES : I think you need a day out of my house. Scout should be able to take care of you.
ANYA : Shouldn't I being care of HER?
GILES : Oh...well, yes, I guess.
POOCH : (Barks)
ANYA : What was that?
GILES : Xander got a dog.(Says with disgust)
ANYA : Oh, I want to see it!
Anya starts to walk over to where Pooch is.
Giles grabs her arm ,and drags her to the door.
GILES : I think you should wait out here for Scout...and dont touch ANYTHING!
Giles shuts the door once Anya is out. He sighs.
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout walked out of Mrs. Fendel's room. She had questioned Scout about the note, but she explained that she was helping Mr. Giles with his alphabetizing of books.
JANIE : Where are YOU going, loser?
Scout stopped to see Janie walking her way.
JANIE : Aren't you heading to class? You have Swedish with Jerry.
SCOUT : I'm going to help Mr. Giles in the library.
JANIE : Oh...he's a freak!
Scout starts to walk away.
JANIE : You know, Im glad my brother asked you out.
Scout stopped.
JANIE : Because I got joy from watching him suffer when you stood him up. He deserved it, he should have listened to me.
SCOUT : Why don't you get to class?
Scout walks away.
JANIE : Whatever, go help Mr. Freak.
NARRATOR : Scout found Anya outside of the library, and led her out to the parking lot.
SCOUT : Which car is Giles'?
Pause while Anya looks around.
ANYA : This one.
They walk over to a car.
NARRATOR : Giles' car was not very stylish. It was a dark green color, and it was shaped kind of differently. And of course there were the newly added scratches from Anya.
We hear Scout and Anya enter the car.
(Inside Giles' Car.)
ANYA : Okay...
SCOUT : Turn the key...
ANYA : Right!
We hear the car start.
Anya : Good...now I pull this...and I push this!
The car goes forward and hits a sign.
SCOUT : Should you even be DRIVING?!
ANYA : Yes, I'm fine driving...just give me a minutes...
Anya pulls another lever.
She steps on the gas.
The car goes backwards, and bumps the car parked behind them.
ANYA : Maybe we should walk...
SCOUT : Ya' think?!
(Streets of Haven)
ANYA : Wow...this is much bigger than Giles' house! ...And more colorful!
SCOUT : Yep. But please, don't rip a door off, because we would be in a bit of a situation.
ANYA : He told you about that?!
SCOUT : (Laughs) Yeah.
ANYA : Did he tell you about the...
SCOUT : The...what?
ANYA : Oh, never mind then!
SCOUT : Okay...so, where do you want to go first?
ANYA : ...Well, what IS there?
SCOUT : Um...well, I'm pretty new here too. Lets just try this place, it looks promising...
NARRATOR : Scout and Anya exit the store they had went into.
SCOUT : Okay, that was NOT promising!
ANYA : I thought it was fun!
SCOUT : How was it fun?!... We don't even know what they were saying!
ANYA : True... the only thing I could really look at was the mole on that ladies' face...
Scout laughs.
SCOUT : Very true, it was pretty big.
ANYA : I think her mole looked worse than death itself...
SCOUT : Maybe...but it's not as bad as Giles' car! (Laughs)
ANYA : (Laughs.)
SCOUT : (Wipes her eyes.) Okay, where to next?
ANYA : Uh...over here!
(Haven High/Library.)
GILES : Xander, are you alright?!
XANDER : Giles, I am FINE!
GILES : My, god. It sounds like you're dying!
XANDER : I'm fine!
GILES : Are you allergic to dogs?
XANDER : No, I used to have one when I was little...then...well, let's not talk about it in front of Pooch.
GILES : I hope you're right. Should you go see the nurse?
POOCH : (Barks)
XANDER : It's okay, Pooch, I won't leave you.
GILES : Well, I'm going to run down to the nurse's office, and get you something to make you feel better.
Giles gets up, and walks out of the library.
Xander is petting Pooch,and their eyes are glowing again.
Xander moans.
XANDER : I REALLY do feel horrible...(Coughs)
NARRATOR : Pooch and Xander didn't move while left alone. Xander would moan, or cough every minute or so.
Finally Giles walks in, looking down at the needle he brought.
GILES : Here, I need to give you this, and if you are allergic to Pooch, it should make you feel better for a short while.
GILES : Uh! Xander!
XANDER : What?! Why are you yelling?! I should be the one screaming, because I have to take that huge needle.
POOCH : (Barks)
GILES : Look at Pooch!...
Xander looks down at his dog, and screams.
XANDER : Ah! What the f-
Pooch growls louder than ever. Xander jumps up.
NARRATOR : The dog's eyes turn back to normal, and it turns it's head to look at Xander. The dog tilted it's head, and it seemed as if it were smiling. It's jaw started to open wide.
GILES : Smiley...
XANDER : WHY DOES EVERYTHING I GET ATTACHED TO HAVE TO BE A DEMON, OR MAGICAL IN ANY WAY?!
NARRATOR : The dog's jaw cracked in half, and a small, red circle like demon made its way out of the mouth.
The demon growled.
NARRATOR : I jumped at Xander, and took it's razor sharp teeth into Xander's forehead. Xander, and the demon started glowing the same red color as the dog's eyes had been.
GILES : Xander!
Giles ran around, looking for a weapon.
GILES : Duh!
NARRATOR : Giles turned to the screaming Xander, and threw the needle at Smiley. The needle went right through the demon's round body, stabbing it in the head.
Xander pulled Smiley off of his face, and set up.
GILES : Told you...
XANDER : Yeah... I guess you were...
Anya and Scout walk in.
SCOUT & Anya : What happened?!
To be continued...
Scout : The Next Slayer
Episode - 4(or 5) Man's Best Friend
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout and Vera walk through the crowd of Haven High Students. Vera had been quiet mostly all day, she was still taking in the magic, demons, ghosts, ect.
SCOUT : You okay?
VERA : (Waits a second before she replies.) Im still in show. You would think after one whole night of thinking about it-
SCOUT : (Interrupts) No, you can take as long as you want! I think you took it better than Alexa...and I can trust you, right?
VERA : Yes, of course! I would NEVER tell anyone.
SCOUT : Good.
VERA : I still can't believe that you blew off Jerry Kaplan...even if it was to save me.
SCOUT : Well, do you really think I would let someone be eaten? Com'on, that's my job, to save people from monsters!
VERA : Still...
SCOUT : Crap, I still need to speak to Jerry about what happened!
VERA : Right, Ill leave you to do that. We'll talk soon...
We hear Vera walk away.
Scout sighs.
(Haven High/Library.)
XANDER ; (Sighs.) Giles goes home to take a 'nap', and never returns...Normally I would be glad, so that I could goof off, but today I need him!
(Giles' House)
(Quickly changes from library to Giles' house.)
We hear Giles moan. He rubs his head.
Pause.
GILES : Anya...Anya, please get your head off of MY shoulder.
Anya yawns.
ANYA : Wow...did we...?
GILES : No, we did NOT sleep together!
ANYA : Good. That kiss was enough for me.
GILES : I'd like it if we DIDN'T talk about what happened last night...because it actually seemed pretty right, though I'm sure that's that scotch talking. Yes, now that I think about it, I feel a bit manky about the whole thing.
ANYA : Oh, that makes me feel better! You think I'm not attractive?!
GILES : Uh, Of course I do...your just not my type...
ANYA : Why, you dated that teacher that died...and I died, so why am I not your type?!
GILES : That dead teacher was named Jenny Calendar, and she was a wonderful person!
ANYA : I'm wonderful!
GILES (Sighs) Anya, yes you are...in your own way, but I will never kiss you again. Plus, your the one that planted one on me!
ANYA : I did?
GILES : Ye-...I think...Who knows, we were super drunk, we probably never even kissed!
ANYA : ...No, I think we did...
GILES : (Sighs, and looks at watch.) (Gaps) I need to get to work!
He tries to get up, but falls down.
Anya laughs.
GILES : Maybe I shouldn't go in today...but I AM moving away from you!
He stands up, while holding onto the counter, and makes his way to his bedroom. Giles lays down.
Silent.
ANYA : Giles, you know, you're kitchen is pretty ugly! ...
GILES : Oh, god!
He jumps up.
GILES : Anya, do NOT do anything!
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout continued to her class without Vera. She saw one thing that made her stop...Jerry.
Scout walks up to Jerry.
SCOUT : Jerry...Hey...
Jerry turns to look at her.
JERRY : Oh, hi...
SCOUT : Sorry about last night...I had a thing to go-
JERRY : Whatever, just don't worry about it...
He starts to walk away.
SCOUT ; I'm sorry...
Jerry doesn't stop to speak again, he just walks away.
Scout sighs.
SCOUT : Yep...I blew it...
(Haven High/Library.)
NARRATOR : Xander sat at the library table. He had a book laid out in front of him, along with the day's newspaper.
XANDER : (Reads from book.) "The Smiley demon possesses a any type of animal, and tries to get close to a life force. It will slowly be sucking the life out of it's victim. And once it is strong enough, it will finish you off. The Smiley demon gets it's name from smiling widely right before finishing off it's victim."
He sighs.
Xander gets up, and walks over to the desk. He picks up the phone ,and dials Giles' number.
XANDER : Come on, Giles! I really need your help. There is a demon is Haven...it's called the Smiley Demon. Just watch your back...and get you butt to the library!
He clicks the phone off.
XANDER : Even though Anya is back, I'm still lonely as ever...(Says to self.) ...Yep, I AM going crazy.
Xander snaps his fingers.
XANDER : I've got it!
NARRATOR : Xander ran out of the library, and locked the doors, leaving the closed sign on the window.
NARRATOR : The next day Xander and Scout sat in the library...along with a new 'friend'.
XANDER : Any luck with this...'Smiley'? (To Scout)
Scout sighs.
SCOUT : Nope...the only thing I've found is that it can't stay in the same body for more than a month, but I've already told you that.
XANDER : Right...
The library door swings open, and Giles walks in.
XANDER : Looky who's here! Have a good 'nap?'
GILES : Yes...I feel much,much better.
SCOUT : Good...
XANDER : You got my messages?
GILES : Yes, I was on my way here right after I heard them.
Giles sits down at the table to join the other two.
GILES : So, anything new about this- Uh!
We hear Giles jump to his feet.
GILES ; What is that?!
SCOUT : Xander got a dog...I was the same way.
XANDER : What can I say, I was lonely...
The dog barks from next to Xander.
GILES : What kind of dog? ...And are you even aloud to have it in here?
XANDER : Well, I work in here, so I say that it's aloud.
GILES : And aren't you supposed to be in class?
SCOUT : Nope, I got Xander to write me a note. Im helping look up info about the 'Smiley'.
XANDER : Yep, she's been a big help.
Giles sits down.
GILES : Just throw me a book- Don't REALLY throw it, Scout!
Scout hands him the book.
Giles flips through the pages.
XANDER : Well, since Giles got a day off, I think I should too...plus I really don't feel myself today, I don't know what's up.
Xander stands up, and claps his hands.
XANDER : Com'on, Poochie!
SCOUT : Poochie?
XANDER : Yeah, I think that's what Ill call her.
SCOUT : It's a boy...
XANDER : Whatever, then it's just Pooch.
XANDER : Ill talk later.
He leaves the library with 'Pooch.'
SCOUT : So, Anya is fine along?
GILES : Uh. ...I think she will be fine by herself.
(Giles' House)
(Changes for one second to be Anya.)
ANYA : (Screams) I hate the ceiling color!
(Back to Library.0
GILES : Yeah, she's fine.
(Xander's Apartment)
Pooch runs into the apartment right before Xander. Xander sighs, and flops down on his soft chair.
XANDER : We're home, Pooch. What do you wanna watch? There is...Friends...and that's about all the channels I get.
Xander laughs. He turns on the TV.
POOCH : Barks.
XANDER : Good. Friends it is.
Pooch walks over to Xander, and lays down next to him. Xander starts to pet him. We hear the TV on in the background.
NARRATOR : The dog stayed still as Xander rubbed his back. The one one thing that Xander didn't notice was that his eyes were glowing a dark red...and so were Pooch's...
NARRATOR : Later on...
SCOUT : Bye, Giles, I need to catch the bus.
GILES : Uh,um, Yes, of course. Ill see you tomorrow morning.
SCOUT : You're sure your gonna show up?
Pause.
GILES : Yes...I'm 100% sure.
SCOUT : Good, I missed you the past two days.
GILES : Good to know someone does...
SCOUT : Xander did too, why else would he have bought Pooch to keep him company?
GILES : Even if he WAS lonely, I swear, buying that dog was one of the most stupid things he has done. It's right next to being seduced by a giant bug teacher, and almost having sex with it.
Awkward pause.
SCOUT : You guys were screwed up before I showed up, weren't you?
GILES : Oh, trust me, I think we still are...
SCOUT : ( Laughs.) Ill see ya' tomorrow.
GILES : Right, bye...
Scout walks out of the door.
(Inside bus.)
NARRATOR : Scout had made it onto the bus, and was sitting next Vera. Vera was still a little... wacked out.
VERA : I think I'm getting better...
SCOUT : Just a bit. (Laughs for a moment.)
VERA : Yeah, I guess. I'll be better soon...I promise...
SCOUT : Like I said, take your time.
VERA : You're the best super powered friend ever.
SCOUT : Yeah, I know.
They both laugh quietly.
(Scout's House.)
ALEXA : So Vera found out?!
SCOUT : Yes!
ALEXA : Why didn't you tell me sooner?
SCOUT : You were sleeping!
ALEXA : You could have woken me up!
SCOUT : I COULD have, but I didn't! But at least I told you know.
ALEXA : Very true...At least I'm not the only secret keeper now.
SCOUT : Yep, now I have my cousin, AND my best friend to worry about keeping my secret...YAY! (Sarcastic)
ALEXA : Yep, lucky you!
Scout sighs.
(Haven High/Library)
NARRATOR : The next morning.
GILES : Xander, are you feeling well?
XANDER : Yes..I'm fine, Giles. Im just a but tired. I probably just got a cold...
GILES : That dog probably infected you!
XANDER : Pooch is harmless!
GILES : Whatever you say, Xander, but I stand by my theory.
XANDER : (Moans quietly.) How is An?
GILES : Good, actually. She is not complaining as much, but now she is trying to get me to tell her how attractive she is.
XANDER : Man, why couldn't she have asked me?
Pause.
XANDER : Oh yeah...
POOCH : (Barks)
GILES : Tell that dog to be queit!
XANDER : What is it, Pooch?
GILES : Stop talking to it, it can not understand you anyway!
XANDER : Says you.
We hear the library doors opening.
GILES : Anya! Anya, what are you ding here?!
ANYA : I-
GILES : Better yet, how did you get here?!
ANYA : I just took your other car.
GILES : Why did you even come here?!
ANYA : I was getting tired of being stuck in your house.
GILES : Wait...what happened to my car?
ANYA : ...Nothing...
GILES : Anya...
ANYA : Fine, I ran into your mailbox. It only scratched the back up a little bit.
GILES : Uh!
ANYA : Hey, the car was gross anyway.
The library doors open again.
SCOUT : Hey, everyone. Any luck with Smiley?
XANDER : (Says tired) Nope....
SCOUT ; Whats wrong with you, Xander?
XANDER : Nothing!
ANYA : Giles, I swear, your car is not that bad.
SCOUT : Oh, hi, Anya!
GILES : You know what...
Giles writes a note.
GILES : Here!
He hands Scout the note.
GILES : Give this to your teacher. You will have all day to take Anya out.
SCOUT : Awesome, two days free!
Scout leaves the room to give the note to her teacher(s)
ANYA : What are you doing, Giles?!
GILES : I think you need a day out of my house. Scout should be able to take care of you.
ANYA : Shouldn't I being care of HER?
GILES : Oh...well, yes, I guess.
POOCH : (Barks)
ANYA : What was that?
GILES : Xander got a dog.(Says with disgust)
ANYA : Oh, I want to see it!
Anya starts to walk over to where Pooch is.
Giles grabs her arm ,and drags her to the door.
GILES : I think you should wait out here for Scout...and dont touch ANYTHING!
Giles shuts the door once Anya is out. He sighs.
(Haven High/Halls)
NARRATOR : Scout walked out of Mrs. Fendel's room. She had questioned Scout about the note, but she explained that she was helping Mr. Giles with his alphabetizing of books.
JANIE : Where are YOU going, loser?
Scout stopped to see Janie walking her way.
JANIE : Aren't you heading to class? You have Swedish with Jerry.
SCOUT : I'm going to help Mr. Giles in the library.
JANIE : Oh...he's a freak!
Scout starts to walk away.
JANIE : You know, Im glad my brother asked you out.
Scout stopped.
JANIE : Because I got joy from watching him suffer when you stood him up. He deserved it, he should have listened to me.
SCOUT : Why don't you get to class?
Scout walks away.
JANIE : Whatever, go help Mr. Freak.
NARRATOR : Scout found Anya outside of the library, and led her out to the parking lot.
SCOUT : Which car is Giles'?
Pause while Anya looks around.
ANYA : This one.
They walk over to a car.
NARRATOR : Giles' car was not very stylish. It was a dark green color, and it was shaped kind of differently. And of course there were the newly added scratches from Anya.
We hear Scout and Anya enter the car.
(Inside Giles' Car.)
ANYA : Okay...
SCOUT : Turn the key...
ANYA : Right!
We hear the car start.
Anya : Good...now I pull this...and I push this!
The car goes forward and hits a sign.
SCOUT : Should you even be DRIVING?!
ANYA : Yes, I'm fine driving...just give me a minutes...
Anya pulls another lever.
She steps on the gas.
The car goes backwards, and bumps the car parked behind them.
ANYA : Maybe we should walk...
SCOUT : Ya' think?!
(Streets of Haven)
ANYA : Wow...this is much bigger than Giles' house! ...And more colorful!
SCOUT : Yep. But please, don't rip a door off, because we would be in a bit of a situation.
ANYA : He told you about that?!
SCOUT : (Laughs) Yeah.
ANYA : Did he tell you about the...
SCOUT : The...what?
ANYA : Oh, never mind then!
SCOUT : Okay...so, where do you want to go first?
ANYA : ...Well, what IS there?
SCOUT : Um...well, I'm pretty new here too. Lets just try this place, it looks promising...
NARRATOR : Scout and Anya exit the store they had went into.
SCOUT : Okay, that was NOT promising!
ANYA : I thought it was fun!
SCOUT : How was it fun?!... We don't even know what they were saying!
ANYA : True... the only thing I could really look at was the mole on that ladies' face...
Scout laughs.
SCOUT : Very true, it was pretty big.
ANYA : I think her mole looked worse than death itself...
SCOUT : Maybe...but it's not as bad as Giles' car! (Laughs)
ANYA : (Laughs.)
SCOUT : (Wipes her eyes.) Okay, where to next?
ANYA : Uh...over here!
(Haven High/Library.)
GILES : Xander, are you alright?!
XANDER : Giles, I am FINE!
GILES : My, god. It sounds like you're dying!
XANDER : I'm fine!
GILES : Are you allergic to dogs?
XANDER : No, I used to have one when I was little...then...well, let's not talk about it in front of Pooch.
GILES : I hope you're right. Should you go see the nurse?
POOCH : (Barks)
XANDER : It's okay, Pooch, I won't leave you.
GILES : Well, I'm going to run down to the nurse's office, and get you something to make you feel better.
Giles gets up, and walks out of the library.
Xander is petting Pooch,and their eyes are glowing again.
Xander moans.
XANDER : I REALLY do feel horrible...(Coughs)
NARRATOR : Pooch and Xander didn't move while left alone. Xander would moan, or cough every minute or so.
Finally Giles walks in, looking down at the needle he brought.
GILES : Here, I need to give you this, and if you are allergic to Pooch, it should make you feel better for a short while.
GILES : Uh! Xander!
XANDER : What?! Why are you yelling?! I should be the one screaming, because I have to take that huge needle.
POOCH : (Barks)
GILES : Look at Pooch!...
Xander looks down at his dog, and screams.
XANDER : Ah! What the f-
Pooch growls louder than ever. Xander jumps up.
NARRATOR : The dog's eyes turn back to normal, and it turns it's head to look at Xander. The dog tilted it's head, and it seemed as if it were smiling. It's jaw started to open wide.
GILES : Smiley...
XANDER : WHY DOES EVERYTHING I GET ATTACHED TO HAVE TO BE A DEMON, OR MAGICAL IN ANY WAY?!
NARRATOR : The dog's jaw cracked in half, and a small, red circle like demon made its way out of the mouth.
The demon growled.
NARRATOR : I jumped at Xander, and took it's razor sharp teeth into Xander's forehead. Xander, and the demon started glowing the same red color as the dog's eyes had been.
GILES : Xander!
Giles ran around, looking for a weapon.
GILES : Duh!
NARRATOR : Giles turned to the screaming Xander, and threw the needle at Smiley. The needle went right through the demon's round body, stabbing it in the head.
Xander pulled Smiley off of his face, and set up.
GILES : Told you...
XANDER : Yeah... I guess you were...
Anya and Scout walk in.
SCOUT & Anya : What happened?!
To be continued...