Your top 10 favorite quotes :)

[Kara]

Just put your top 10 fave quotes 1 being your favorite.
here's mine:

10.xander -how'd the slaying go-
buffy - xander
xander-I mean how'd the laying go ?, no I don't mean that either-

9.buffy -I know it's a sham , it's a sham with yams , it's a yam sham-

8.xander- I love crayon breaking willow and purple veiny willow so if your gonna destroy the world you'll have to start with me-

7.evil willow- bored now

6.buffy- i love you . spike- no you don't but thanks for saying it

5.cordelia- do guns make you think of sex .xander- I'm 17 , linoleum makes me think of sex-

4.anya- bunnies hoppy floppy bunnies

3. xander- you just looked at my neck
angel- what
xander- I just saw you look at my neck
angel- no i did not
xander- just stay over there
xander- i told you to eat before we left

2. glory-what's this bag of tricks?
willow- bag of knives


And finally my all time fav...........................................

Buffy- What are you doing here? explain in 5 words or less.
Spike- Out..For..A..Walk............Bitch

[Emmie]

I'd pick Spike's speech to Buffy from Touched:

"You listen to me. (kneels in front of her) I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. (looks into her eyes) A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. (Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face) Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. (a tear rolls down Buffy's cheek) I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."

Really long and oh so good.

[Rachster]

Apr 11, 2008 1:18:37 GMT -5 Emmie said:

I'd pick Spike's speech to Buffy from Touched:

"You listen to me. (kneels in front of her) I've been alive a bit longer than you, and dead a lot longer than that. I've seen things you couldn't imagine, and done things I prefer you didn't. I don't exactly have a reputation for being a thinker. I follow my blood, which doesn't exactly rush in the direction of my brain. So I make a lot of mistakes, a lot of wrong bloody calls. (looks into her eyes) A 100+ years, and there's only one thing I've ever been sure of: you. (Buffy looks away; he reaches toward her face) Hey, look at me. I'm not asking you for anything. When I say, "I love you," it's not because I want you or because I can't have you. It has nothing to do with me. (a tear rolls down Buffy's cheek) I love what you are, what you do, how you try. I've seen your kindness and your strength. I've seen the best and the worst of you. And I understand with perfect clarity exactly what you are. You're a hell of a woman. You're the one, Buffy."

Really long and oh so good.

that speech made me get teary lol

and theres so many i cant pick ten

i loved anyas speech in the body and

buffy -I know it's a sham , it's a sham with yams , it's a yam sham-

willows bitch comment after sam and riley left


angel- im a funny guy

buffy bot- angel his hair goes straight up and hes bloody stupid

and of corse Spike- Out..For..A..Walk............bitch lol

[Wyndam]

Yeah this is going to be hard for me to do. I could make a list of ten with all Anya quotes, or Xander, or Wesley, The Mayor, Illyria, gah my head might explode.

[jellymoff]

"They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"

[Rachster]

Apr 11, 2008 2:01:34 GMT -5 jellymoff said:

"They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"

ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that every time i watch that episode and he says that!
i just crack up

[Emmie]

Apr 11, 2008 2:59:42 GMT -5 Rachster said:

Apr 11, 2008 2:01:34 GMT -5 jellymoff said:

"They talk about me in the chatty rooms?"

ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that every time i watch that episode and he says that!
i just crack up

isn't that angel who says that?

[Rachster]

Apr 11, 2008 3:01:49 GMT -5 Emmie said:

Apr 11, 2008 2:59:42 GMT -5 Rachster said:

ahh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i love that every time i watch that episode and he says that!
i just crack up

isn't that angel who says that?

yepp

[buffyfan97]

I cant remember the exact quote, but I love when Illyria wants to keep spike as her pet

[El Diablo Robotico]

Probably the two I use most often in everyday life:

Tony Papazian: "Benny, I don't like that guy."

Phantom Dennis's mom: "You broke it!"

And I know I'll miss some of the really best ones, but some other good ones off the top of my head:

Anya: "You know what else is un-American? French people."

Wesley: "I noticed your hair right away!"

Lee Mercer: "This is getting ridiculous. The first assassin kills the second assassin, sent to kill the first assassin, who didn't assassinate anyone, until we hired the second assassin to assassinate her."

Buffy-bot: "If we want her to be exactly she'll never be exactly I know the only really-real Buffy is really Buffy and she's gone who?"

Buffy-bot: "That'll put Marzipan in your pie-plate, Bingo!"

Groo: "Angel, your coat is singing."

Wesley: "Something's going down tonight. Something with The Man!"

Cordelia: "You don't know who he is, do you? Oh, boy, you're about to get your ass kicked."

Buffy: "Want more singing. Want more beer!"

Willy: "I swear on my mother's grave. Should some fatal happen to her, God forbid."

And yes, I'm enough of a geek that I did those (I think) word-for-word without looking any of them up...

[alycat7]

Earshot: Xander- What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is thirty. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!

[themaleslayer]

My favorite Quote is from "Lessons"

" Of course she won't understand, Sparky. I'm beyond her understanding. She's a girl! With sugar, and spice, and everything ... useless. Unless you're baking. I'm more than that. More than flesh. More than blood. I'm ... you know, I honestly don't think there's a human word fabulous enough for me. Oh, my name will be on everyone's lips. Assuming their lips haven't been torn off. But not just yet. That's all right, though. I can be patient. Everything is well within parameters. She's exactly where I want her to be. And so are you, Number 17. You're right where you belong. So, what'd you think? You'd get your soul back, and everything'd be jim-dandy? A soul's slippier than a greased weasel. Why do you think I sold mine? Well, you probably thought that you'd be your own man. And I respect that. But you ... never will. You'll always be mine. You'll always be in the dark with me ... singing our little song. You like our little songs, don't you? You've always liked them. Right from the beginning. And that's where we're going, ... right back to the beginning! Not the bang. Not the word. The true beginning. The next few months are going to be quite a ride, and I think we're all going to learn something about ourselves in the process. You'll learn you're a pathetic schmuck, if it hasn't sunk in already. Look at you, trying to do what's right. Just like her. You still don't get it. It's not about right. Not about wrong. It's about power. "

Don't know why, I just like it!

[hitnrun017]

There are just too many to choose from! I'm just going to pick 10 off the top of my head, but I know there are better ones out there. I went with funny quotes, it'd be too hard to pick just 10 dramatic ones.

Anya: "Don't worry, it's far more likely that you'll live long to watch most of your friends die first... and then you'll die."

Lilah: "Don't go Watchtower on me Saint Cordelia, I don't think I could stomach it."

Harmony: "What? I don't get a goodbye just because I went crazy and tried to rip your throat out while we were having sex?"

Glory: "Everything takes time! What about my time?! Does any appreciate that I'm on a schedule here?! Tick-tock, Dreg, tick-FRIGGIN-tock!"

Faith: "Arf, Arf, Psycho."

Giles: "Fort dix? BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" (the laugh doesn't really work when you type it)

Angel: "Did you call me a tit?"

Kate: "I don't want to come off as insensitive here, but if either of you tries to stop me I'm gonna have to blow you the crap away, because I have to find my dad."

Gwen: "What? Do you see nipple?"

Anya: "I'm eleven hundred and twenty years old just gimme a friggin beer!!!"

[El Diablo Robotico]

Anya: "This one time I made this guy spontaneously combust, and he set his whole village on fire."

Glory: "Blonde. Short. And massively rude! Broke my shoe, took my monk, do you have any idea who I'm talking about?"

Gavin: "Aww, is Lilah worried we're gonna hur the witty-bitty baby?"

Snyder: "People can be coerced, Summers. I'm no stranger to conspiracy. I saw 'JFK'."

Number 5: "Hermanos! The Devil has built a robot!"

Wesley: "Counting this I've had... about a third of a half of this beer."

Groofus: "That's what I'm sayin'. This Angel cat musta been the dude that broke into the Don't room last night."

Ratio: "Toot!"

Xander: "I laugh in the face of danger! Then I hide until it goes away."

[dane5by5]

I have so many favourite quotes. But off the top of my head, I'd have to say:

FAITH
(stands) Then, I'm whatever... dust in the wind. Candle in the wind. There'll be a general wind theme.

ANGELUS
Thought those suicidal tendencies got squashed in the big enlightenment.

FAITH
(shrugs) I rolled the dice. Paid even odds.

It's such a typical Faith line, very blase.
I think it's from Angel's "Orpheus" episode.

Also I agree with themaleslayer, season seven of Buffy has so many great speeches. I know I'm in the minority but I really love all the speeches in season seven, as they are well written and I can't think of one that the actress/actor did not deliver flawlessly.

I love the line from The First:

"It's not about right. It's not about wrong. It's about power."

It's just so ominous!

And Buffy's speech at the end of "Bring On the Night".

Buffy walks in, and everyone turns to look, seemingly unaware that she'd been listening.

BUFFY (solemn) You're right. We don't know how to fight it. We don't know when it'll come. We can't run, can't hide, can't pretend it's not the end, 'cause it is. Something's always been there to try and destroy the world. We've beaten them back, but we're not dealing with them anymore. We're dealing with the reason they exist. Evil. The strongest. The First.

GILES Buffy, I—I-I know you're tired.

BUFFY (resolute) I'm beyond tired. I'm beyond scared. I'm standing on the mouth of hell, and it is gonna swallow me whole. And it'll choke on me. We're not ready? They're not ready. They think we're gonna wait for the end to come, like we always do. I'm done waiting. They want an apocalypse? Oh, we'll give 'em one. Anyone else who wants to run, do it now. 'Cause we just became an army. We just declared war. From now on, we won't just face our worst fears, we will seek them out. We will find them, and cut out their hearts one by one, until The First shows itself for what it really is. And I'll kill it myself. There is only one thing on this earth more powerful than evil, and that's us. Any questions?

End

One of my favourite Buffy scenes ever. Thank you Marti Noxon.

[hitnrun017]

Another one of my favorites was from Sleep Tight when that girl was singing and then turned into a demon, I laugh everytime I think about it.

'My heart is breaking, in twooo.... ARG!!! I'LL HACK YOUR EYEBALLS OUT AND RIP YOUR CHILDREN IN TWO!"

[Aloha Joe]

"We are as gods!'

"Bitca?"

"Kendra the Vampire Slayer," (to be said in horrible accent).

"I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist. Hmm."

"The monkey's the only cookie animal that gets to wear clothes, you know that? You have the sweetest smile I've ever seen. So I'm wondering, do the other cookie animals feel sorta ripped? Like, is the hippo going, "Hey, where are my pants? I have my hippo dignity." And, you know, the monkey's just "I mock you with my monkey pants." And then there's a big coup at the zoo."

"Numfar! Perform the dance of joy!"

"I'm so out, I've got my grandma fixing me up with guys."

"How can I thank you, you mysterious, black-clad, hunk of a night thing?
No need, little lady, your tears of gratitude are enough for me. You see, I was once a bad-ass vampire, but love and a pesky curse defanged me. Now I'm just a big, fluffy puppy with bad teeth. No, not the hair! Never the hair!
But there must be some way I can show my appreciation.
No, helping those in need's my job. And working up a load of sexual tension and prancing away like a magnificent poof is truly thanks enough!
I understand. I have a nephew who's gay, so...
Ah. Say no more. Evil's still afoot ... and I'm almost out of that nancy-boy hair gel that I like so much. Quickly! To the Angelmobile!"

"Thank the lord!"
"You're welcome."

"YOU WALK ALONE!"

[El Diablo Robotico]

Two more I absolutely have to get in here:

Giles: "We have to save Buffy from Hansel and Gretel."

Faith: "Dude, you just rescued a puppy!"

[themaleslayer]

"Here endeth the lesson"

[Kara]

TMS that is so weird I watched Fool for love yesterday. LOL