Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 10:24:45 GMT -5
I was sitting on a couch with my girlfriend last night watching the first episode of season 4 (because I have recently gotten her addicted to the show  . After the episode was over she randomly looks up at me and says "Angel doesn't have a heartbeat right?". To this I answered "Yeah thats right. He doesn't". She then said "Well...then how does he get hard in order to have sex?". I started thinking about it, and I really had no answer to give her. Do vampires have magic vampire penises? Do they not need blood-flow in order to get an erection? Do they take a special version of Viagra (Fangra perhaps?) Maybe there is something simple that I've overlooked, or maybe it's been explained before in the show but I don't remember it happening. Thoughts? Theories? Promotional ads for the Vampire Viagra you've been secretly working on? |
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Post by Wyndam on May 29, 2008 10:30:59 GMT -5
LOL Love the thread title!  Personally I think it is just another one of the vampire inconsistencies in the series (like hair growth and breathing). Technically, they really shouldn't be able to have sex. Like you said, there's no blood pumping through their bodies. So it's really a "let's just not talk about it" sort of subject that is used to get away with it, like the breathing and hair growth subjects. |
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 10:35:41 GMT -5
LOL Love the thread title! Thanks thanks. Well I've got a theory (as we Buffy fans often do) about it. Maybe sometime before Joss Whedon began writing Buffy, he sat in a lab (much like Andrew, Jonathan, and Warren) and designed a pill for vampire hard-ons. He then thought to himself "There is no way I can sell this properly. I need something...". After that he began writing outlines of scripts and decided "Whoa! I can put in lots of vampire sex and make people wonder how they did it even though they lack blood circulation. The real vampires in this world will see this and wonder how its possible. That's why I will put in a subliminal message that only vampires can hear/read. They will come to me by the thousands to buy my overpriced pill!" ...And that's where the Grr Argh came from... |
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Post by Rachster on May 29, 2008 10:46:23 GMT -5
I cant believe i never noticed this... and as much as i love your vamp pill popping idea I'm pretty sure spike never popped any pill's in smashed that would have been pretty funny "hold on Buffy i have to take my vampagra".... so yeah its another inconsistency to plague the buffyverse  . |
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Post by Wyndam on May 29, 2008 11:04:56 GMT -5
Promotional ads for the Vampire Viagra you've been secretly working on? I just had to make this after what you said: I present....FANGRA! |
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 11:09:40 GMT -5
Hahahaha. That is quite possibly one of the greatest things ever.
I created a baby, and you just turned it into a full grown man!
Kudos and Karma to you sir.
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balesthebloody
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Post by balesthebloody on May 29, 2008 11:59:04 GMT -5
Until you said something I never had thought about this. I guess I will go with the crowd here and say it is just one of those things that we need not worry about. Maybe it just...happens you know. Well no one really knows but Joss. Man how I do wish he had time to stop by here!
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 29, 2008 12:02:12 GMT -5
Promotional ads for the Vampire Viagra you've been secretly working on? I just had to make this after what you said: I present....FANGRA! Oh my god, you are totally my favorite person right now. That is hilarious! |
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 12:09:05 GMT -5
Oh my god, you are totally my favorite person right now. That is hilarious! I think up the goods and photoshop boy gets all the credit and favoritism? That just puts a tear in my eye. |
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 29, 2008 12:15:30 GMT -5
Oh my god, you are totally my favorite person right now. That is hilarious! I think up the goods and photoshop boy gets all the credit and favoritism? That just puts a tear in my eye. Oh, how could I?! The photoshop brought it to life, which was funnier than reading it. I owe you a karma as soon as I can again. Is there any possible way you could forgive me?! |
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 12:16:59 GMT -5
I think up the goods and photoshop boy gets all the credit and favoritism? That just puts a tear in my eye. Oh, how could I?! The photoshop brought it to life, which was funnier than reading it. I owe you a karma as soon as I can again. Is there any possible way you could forgive me?! Maybe...Muffins...or...Crapes... |
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Post by balesthebloody on May 29, 2008 12:17:40 GMT -5
Oh my god, you are totally my favorite person right now. That is hilarious! I think up the goods and photoshop boy gets all the credit and favoritism? That just puts a tear in my eye. I still LOVE the topic title! Karma to you sir!! |
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 29, 2008 12:18:58 GMT -5
Oh, how could I?! The photoshop brought it to life, which was funnier than reading it. I owe you a karma as soon as I can again. Is there any possible way you could forgive me?! Maybe...Muffins...or...Crapes... I can't bake, sorry. |
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 12:19:26 GMT -5
I think up the goods and photoshop boy gets all the credit and favoritism? That just puts a tear in my eye. I still LOVE the topic title! Karma to you sir!! Thank you Sir. |
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 12:20:20 GMT -5
Maybe...Muffins...or...Crapes... I can't bake, sorry. What about Shake and Bake?  |
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Post by mattitudev2 on May 29, 2008 12:21:16 GMT -5
Maybe...Muffins...or...Crapes... I can't bake, sorry. Then walk your non-baking self over to the bakery! Don't forget your wallet.  |
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Post by hitnrun017 on May 29, 2008 12:23:27 GMT -5
What about Shake and Bake? Aha! Clever. Shake and Bake I can do. Then walk your non-baking self over to the bakery! Don't forget your wallet. You have no right! |
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Post by mattitudev2 on May 29, 2008 12:26:01 GMT -5
Time is a'wasting...and those baked goods are getting less and less fresh by the second...
Are you trying to wait for the end of the day discount or something??
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Magician Named Gosh
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Post by Magician Named Gosh on May 29, 2008 12:28:58 GMT -5
What about Shake and Bake? Aha! Clever. Shake and Bake I can do. Then walk your non-baking self over to the bakery! Don't forget your wallet. You have no right! I have a right AND a left. I've got Jack Johnson and Tom O'Leary ready for ya. |
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Post by buffyfan21 on May 29, 2008 12:31:09 GMT -5
LMAO. This is the greatest thing ever! My fiance has asked me the same thing about vamps, and I have never been able to come up with any explanation... |
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