patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 23, 2009 21:15:02 GMT -5
***** UPDATE! ***** BLOOD PONG is out now! [youtube] www.youtube.com/watch?v=3wFZEIUmm-M&feature=channel_page[/youtube]WATCH IN HIGH QUALITY AT YOUTUBE Chad and John aren't your average vampires. They don't talk in sexy accents, they don't wear capes, they don't fall in love with klutzy girls named Bella, and--wait, what? No, no, of course they don't sparkle, what the fuck? But what they do do... is play blood pong. When they run of of blood, however, they need to act like real vampires for a change and go on a hunt. Written and directed by Patrick Shand (Ultimate Couples Therapy; Buffyverse Comic Reviews) and starring Patrick Shand and Steven Wisnowski (Whatz Good Studios), this short film takes aim at the state of horror today. No Eli Roth will go unPWNed, no neck will be left unravished, and no blood pong game will be left unwon. Watch! Rate! Enjoy! Throw rotten vegetables! Post pornspam! Be a creeper! |
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Post by hitnrun017 on Apr 23, 2009 21:34:57 GMT -5
Umm... interesting premise.  Seems very entertaining, looking forward to it. |
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Post by Wyndam on Apr 23, 2009 21:45:51 GMT -5
Looks great!
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Post by Emmie on Apr 23, 2009 22:31:51 GMT -5
Haha hilarious. Looking forward to it.  And seriously Pat, you're a creepy ass vampire. What the heck are you doing with your tongue? |
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Iceeh★
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Post by Iceeh★ on Apr 23, 2009 22:51:27 GMT -5
LOL!!! This looks funny! Only 6 days till it comes out, woo!!  And Pat, you are a hot vampire <3 Muhahah the teeth |
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 24, 2009 0:32:34 GMT -5
Wow, four of my faves.
I'm excited for you guys to see it!
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Hallow Thorn
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Post by Hallow Thorn on Apr 24, 2009 0:38:28 GMT -5
Ha... looks like Lost boys 2 .
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 24, 2009 1:30:33 GMT -5
Ha... looks like Lost boys 2 . Oddly enough, not a comment I ever could have predicted getting. But I'll roll with it. I was thinking of using this as the DVD cover. What do you think?  |
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Post by Greer on Apr 24, 2009 12:50:26 GMT -5
Pat, that was hilarious! I burst out laughing at the "Knock Knock motherfucker!" haha...that was the best. I loved that you used the Buffy music from Helpless as well. Good pick.
I can't wait to watch it!
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Kara
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Post by Kara on Apr 24, 2009 19:44:51 GMT -5
LMFAOO? Hil-freakin-LARIOUS
Pat you can suck my blood anyday<3
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 24, 2009 19:54:41 GMT -5
Thanks guys!
Kara <4
Just a few days, and then GAME ON!
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slayersarah
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Post by slayersarah on Apr 25, 2009 1:35:34 GMT -5
it looks hilarious! i can't wait to watch, even if the vamps won't be sparkling  |
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Hallow Thorn
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Post by Hallow Thorn on Apr 25, 2009 4:15:34 GMT -5
Ha... looks like Lost boys 2 . Oddly enough, not a comment I ever could have predicted getting. But I'll roll with it. I was thinking of using this as the DVD cover. What do you think? I guess you could use The Lost boys 2 cover ... for your cover lol |
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 25, 2009 10:24:17 GMT -5
I guess you could use The Lost boys 2 cover ... for your cover lol I was kidding. :unsure:  |
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Hallow Thorn
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Post by Hallow Thorn on Apr 25, 2009 22:29:29 GMT -5
Yes, I know.. ;D  |
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 29, 2009 19:42:06 GMT -5
First post has been updated!
*****
UPDATE!
*****
BLOOD PONG is out now!
Chad and John aren't your average vampires. They don't talk in sexy accents, they don't wear capes, they don't fall in love with klutzy girls named Bella, and--wait, what? No, no, of course they don't sparkle, what the fuck? But what they do do... is play blood pong. When they run of of blood, however, they need to act like real vampires for a change and go on a hunt. Written and directed by Patrick Shand (Ultimate Couples Therapy; Buffyverse Comic Reviews) and starring Patrick Shand and Steven Wisnowski (Whatz Good Studios), this short film takes aim at the state of horror today. No Eli Roth will go unPWNed, no neck will be left unravished, and no blood pong game will be left unwon.
Watch! Rate! Enjoy! Throw rotten vegetables! Post pornspam! Be a creeper!
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on Apr 30, 2009 7:32:19 GMT -5
Wooow, not even up for a whole day and already 270 hits! Exciting!
Hope you SlayAlivers enjoy!
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on May 12, 2009 18:46:26 GMT -5
Mucho thanks to Phil for the mention on the main page.
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Lukee
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Post by Lukee on May 22, 2009 22:39:39 GMT -5
Pretty good. Had some good jokes. However the HIV thing wasn't all that tasteful but whatever floats your boat and all that. Still was pretty good. I liked the beging with the film arguments and all.
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patxshand
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Post by patxshand on May 23, 2009 18:48:53 GMT -5
Thanks, on both counts. I'd wager if you found any tiny part of the film tasteful, you just miiiiight be a sicko. So very good. |
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