Sooooo Ethan and I just had a little debate about the validity of the statement under Illyria's picture on Garner's cover (How I lost 2 tons in literally 1 second), and I was practically begged to post it. *cough*Emmie*cough* ;D
*warning what ensues is a debate that may resemble what two drunk Buffyverse fans might have over AIM*
*we weren't drunk*
So enjoy:
Wyndam: lol I love Illyria's "how I lost 2 tons in literally 1 second" lmao
Wyndam: although she weighed at least 10 tons
hitnrun017: LMAO!
Wyndam: she was bigger than most buildings lol
hitnrun017: maybe.... her insides were weightless
Wyndam: then she wouldn't have any sort of skeletal structure to keep her upright
hitnrun017: haha
hitnrun017: she was mushy inside
hitnrun017: like a jelly fish
Wyndam: she wasn't in water, a jellyfish on land is a pancake
hitnrun017: stop being a smartass :-)
hitnrun017: then jello, she was filled with jello-like stuff
Wyndam: again, no skeleton
hitnrun017: the jello held her up
hitnrun017: that stuff doesn't fall
Wyndam: not when you are 20 stories high
hitnrun017: have you tested it :-P
Wyndam: that tall, and that heavy, the jello would just collapse
hitnrun017: but that's just theoretical
Wyndam: I think it is safe to say though that an OLD ONE would have more than a mushy
lime flavored filling
hitnrun017: she was purple
hitnrun017: grape
hitnrun017: maybe raspberry
Wyndam: grape jello is still jello
Wyndam: plus what about her muscles? how could she move her arms if they were filled
with jello
Wyndam: or eat Groo
hitnrun017: they weren't
hitnrun017: those were ACTUAL tentacles, which explains the tons
Wyndam: okay I can guarantee one of her tentacles weighed more than 2 tons
hitnrun017: I can guarantee that your an idiot
hitnrun017: and that you don't know anything
Wyndam: her teeth probably weighed 2 tons
hitnrun017: yeahhh right
Wyndam: her EYEBALL probably weighed 2 tons
hitnrun017: eyeballs are squishy
hitnrun017: it couldn't have been THAT much
Wyndam: but they still have meaty inside parts, plus it was huge
hitnrun017: well I'm sorry I don't know what the insides of eyeballs are like
Wyndam: lol they aren't hollow
hitnrun017: I'm not THAT dumb, I thought they were liquid
Wyndam: LOL!
Wyndam: like Gushers?
hitnrun017: SHUT UP!
hitnrun017: and yes
hitnrun017: like when they ate them on Fear Factor
Wyndam: okay well visualize that eyeball, only 1000x bigger, how much does it weigh?
hitnrun017: hold on, let me rip mine out and do the calculations
Wyndam: or visualize it as big as a house
hitnrun017: I'd say 500 lbs
hitnrun017: wait, no
Wyndam: lmao
hitnrun017: the eye wasn't THAT big
Wyndam: it was pretty big
Wyndam: it was big enough to weigh as much as a cow
hitnrun017: a cow? that wasn't the most random comparision ever
Wyndam: cows weigh a ton
Wyndam: fine male walrus, those weigh 2 tons, I bet her eye weighed that at least
Wyndam: simply because of sheer size
hitnrun017: you can't just make it go bigger
Wyndam: lol sure I can
hitnrun017: and cows and walruseseses are all fat
hitnrun017: and meat
Wyndam: an eyeball the size of Illyria's has substantial meat
hitnrun017: it's a demonic eyeball, so the same rules don't apply :-P
Wyndam: fine then, the evilness makes it even heavier
hitnrun017: that makes NO sense
Wyndam: you said the rules don't apply, so I am changing them bwahahahahahaha
hitnrun017: rules don't apply to ME, cause I'm made of awesomeness
hitnrun017: and you're not
Wyndam: I'm not the one that suggested Illyria was made of weightlessness
hitnrun017: yeah, well it explained your bitching about her size :-)
Wyndam: I just pointed out a possible error, but since the cover is modeled after People's
Magazine, and they always print fake stuff, I can let it slide
hitnrun017: I can live with it
hitnrun017: while still being pissed off
Wyndam: then I did my job
hitnrun017: ugh! that's not fair
Thoughts? How much does Illyria
really weigh? ;D