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Post by snizapman6294 on Aug 14, 2009 0:07:03 GMT -5
We all have them. Things we say a lot of the time... i just have to ask:
What are your catchphrases?
I talk a lot. so i have a lot. mine are:
- Ummmm... Well this is awkward.
- Let's get shitfaced!
- Sweeeeetttt (sarcastically)
- As it were...
- DAMMIT LEE!!!! (inside joke)
- Julieeeeeeeeeeee! (my friends' name for me)
- Explain your logic there...
- The Whaaaaaaaaaaaaatt?
- I disagree/agree vehemently
- I approve
- This [insert item here] is me-approved!
- You're a Slore! (Slut + Whore)
- That's What She Said!
- Same. (used as often as possible)
- Look, I don't mean to be a bitch, but... (Ja'mie from Summer heights high!)
- Douchebaggery
- Pregnant Cornbread? (Used when confused)
- I got 3 more...
- Legit
- *NEW ONE*: Sklore (Skank + Slut + Whore)
- You shut your mouth when you're talking to me!!!
- I hope you die a very violent death... most likely involving some kind of fire!
- Douche...
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Hellbound Hyperion
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Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Aug 14, 2009 0:48:07 GMT -5
After following Nathan Fillion on Twitter for a while, I believe I shall be adding "Bam said the lady" to my repertoire. I will have to think of my own list of phrases at a later date though.  |
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The Night Lord
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Post by The Night Lord on Aug 14, 2009 2:15:41 GMT -5
'Bloody Hell' and 'Bollocks' are my most used ones
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Post by iamthewalrus on Aug 14, 2009 8:44:17 GMT -5
i can be quite sarcastic, so i say a lot of "what? really?" and "never knew"
i say "shut up" to a lot people, usually to my family or people who know i'm joking
it's a reflex to if people start annoying me or embarrasing me
i tell my brother-in-law to shut up all the time because of it
i'll call people a dickhead quite alot
where i live now people consider it to be swearing, but where i'm from it's just like calling someone an idiot
if i'm playing xbox live and i get angry you can expect to here "what ya doing, you dickhead?" frequently, or "for bloody hell!" cos i try to stop myself totally swearing when other people are around
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Post by Rebecca on Aug 16, 2009 0:52:03 GMT -5
-There's an app for that -Just sayin' -btdubbs -For serial? -Umm.... no. -That doesn't make sense. -WTF? -Your mother. -Your face. -That's why God made *insert man-made thing* -Hey-hey-hey-hey........you suck. --------- Will probably edit later on |
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Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Aug 16, 2009 1:08:35 GMT -5
Remembered a few of my own: -Just sayin' -True story (or sometimes "true story bro" - regardless of the gender of my conversation partner  ) -The More You Know -My two favorite phrases to say when someone tells me something that makes absolutely no sense: "I have a penis" and "sense am no make" / "sense no am make" / whatever other variant of that you can come up with. -What is this tomfoolery/skulduggery (outrageous/scandalous information) I'll think of more later. They're sure to resurface now that I'm headed back to school. |
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Post by Emmie on Aug 16, 2009 1:11:18 GMT -5
"Laaaaaaaaaame." "Niiiiiiiiiiice." "Trufax." "Inorite?" "Yeah...no." I think that's it for catch phrases. Anything else I could say would not be PG-13. I know one that meliafairy will be posting though:
"It ain't naked unless you're slapping a titty."
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Iceeh★
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Post by Iceeh★ on Aug 16, 2009 1:32:35 GMT -5
Here's a few that I can remember at the moment:
-Crappit!
-Nice (insert whatever it is), brah.
-Darn that motherfluffer!
-OHEMGEE! (OMG spoken out loud)
-I don't get it... (said all too often)
-Seriously?!
-That's just, like, the rules of feminism! (Mean girls <3)
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Talkie Toaster
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Post by Talkie Toaster on Aug 16, 2009 3:39:29 GMT -5
both of these (depending on the situation):
"Stoke me a clipper, I'll be back for Christmas"
and
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for Breakfast"
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Post by Mayor Of F♥ckville on Aug 16, 2009 20:11:18 GMT -5
Minee
- I know, right?
- Totally!
- Cuuuteeee
- Just sayin'
- Just stop breathing
- This is an absurdity
- Ewwwuh
- I'm telling God
- Whatevs
- If you're gonna spew, spew into this.
- SHHH... (whispered) just stop living
- Really? Really?
- Hai!
- Bai!
- That's upsetting
- Die
- I hope you choke
and I said this once when I was sprayed with silly string..
"What the fuck! this isn't silly at all! it's actually upsetting.. they should call it upsetting string!"
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Post by Rebecca on Aug 17, 2009 0:02:09 GMT -5
The "I'm telling God" made me crack up  |
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Post by Mathieu on Aug 17, 2009 0:45:27 GMT -5
- I'm just sayin'
- True story
- You lying liar
- Well duh!
- geez / jesus christ
- for God's sake
- oh yeah?
- Been there, done that.
- High Five!
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Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Aug 17, 2009 12:03:40 GMT -5
The "I'm telling God" made me crack up My sister has a similar one: whenever our mom says or does something that causes her some kind of distress, she declares that she's "telling Oprah" - because when she gets older she's going to tell Oprah her life story and how she became some kind of horrible person. It's rather hilarious. |
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Post by elenasaur on Aug 17, 2009 15:09:18 GMT -5
It's hard to think of any off the top of my head, but...
-You verbing verber who verbed. (replacing verb with something.. lie, cheat, etc.)
-Such a creeper
-If by 'did the dishes' you actually meant 'sat on the couch and watched tv', then yes. (Or some other scenario)
-Win (and I've actually started calling fails wins, so pretty much everything is a win)
-That makes the kind of sense that's not.
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Post by BenTaylor3907 on Aug 18, 2009 21:17:15 GMT -5
"It ain't naked unless you're slapping a titty."
LMFAO! I love it! I have no clue what my "mantras" are. I guess I'll have to ask around. ... Apparently Aliena believes one is... "I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with food!" I'd have to disagree... I think. lol. |
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Post by Iceeh★ on Aug 18, 2009 21:49:43 GMT -5
Apparently Aliena believes one is... "I wonder what it'd be like to have sex with food!" I'd have to disagree... I think. lol. LMFAO, I didn't think you'd actually post that!!! Hilarious, though! |
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Post by HannahSlayer on Oct 7, 2009 13:13:45 GMT -5
Wowza!
& i'm sarcastic.
"Are you serious?"
And there's a ton more.
But, I can't think of them.
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elenasaur
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Post by elenasaur on Oct 7, 2009 16:11:39 GMT -5
I've realized that I count under my breath a lot. Particularly when I am walking. And I also will sort of latch on to a particular phrase and repeat it in my head about a thousand times if I am stressing... I guess those sort of count as mantras.
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Post by lightandmagic on Oct 9, 2009 13:07:40 GMT -5
I def have a lot of these, which are pointed out to me a lot.
- Def ("You coming home this weekend?" "Def.")
-F---ing Renegade or f---ing rebel ("Did you do your homework?" "Def not. f---ing renegade.")
-Sooo sketch ("That guy sitting on the park bench is sooo sketch.")
-Really? Like, really?
-I hope they die in a hole.
-Failblog (usually after someone drops something)
-I lol'd or that was lulzy (don't worry on in real life speech)
off the top of my head. I know I defff have more.
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