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siredbyspike
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Random Texts Sept 1, 2009 2:58:13 GMT -5

Post by siredbyspike on Sept 1, 2009 2:58:13 GMT -5

I just wondered if anybody had been to

textsfromlastnight.com

It's a site where people send in their crazy random texts that get sent to their phones.
I'm sure some of it is completely made up...but wow there are some gems!! Just a warning though- there is very foul language and pretty graphic subject matter so this is NOT RECOMMENDED for anyone but adults. I am laughing so hard tears are rolling down my face right now and can hardly breathe. Ahhhhh the craziness of random strangers, how I love thee!

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Hellbound Hyperion Bad Ass Wicca $20 per soul, no refunds[/B] Dude, you just rescued a puppy![Mo0:18] Posts: 2,268	Random Texts Sept 1, 2009 8:19:29 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Sept 1, 2009 8:19:29 GMT -5 I tend to be a hotspot phone for people to drunk-text. It's pretty funny. Apparently, you can have revelations about the universe after a few bottles of rum.
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Erica Novice Witch [Mo0:37] Posts: 260	Random Texts Sept 1, 2009 13:50:10 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Erica on Sept 1, 2009 13:50:10 GMT -5 Haha, I love that site. My favorite thing is typing in my area code, and wondering if I know any of the people who said those things.
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elenasaur Ensouled Vampire I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.[Mo0:30] Posts: 1,565	Random Texts Sept 2, 2009 15:53:31 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by elenasaur on Sept 2, 2009 15:53:31 GMT -5 I saw one that I could peg as my sister and her fiance. I know it isn't, because they wouldn't bother posting on that site, but it made me smile.

Secret Scoobie Wise-cracking Sidekick Puts words in word places Shiny![Mo0:32] Posts: 2,702	Random Texts Sept 3, 2009 0:52:40 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Secret Scoobie on Sept 3, 2009 0:52:40 GMT -5 OH LOL, thanks so much for this. Me and my bestie spent an hour cacking ourselfs laughing reading 20 pages of it last night. Some of the sex ones are gross or boring, but the randoms are brilliant!
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Random Texts Sept 3, 2009 12:32:15 GMT -5

Post by snizapman6294 on Sept 3, 2009 12:32:15 GMT -5

I LOVE THAT SITE!!!! i spent all of April and May, when i should've been studying for finals... oops.

, on it and one of my favorites off of the top of my head:

"He looked about as manly as a guy driving a volkeswagon beetle can look"

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Alexiness Novice Witch There is no me... I'm just a container.[Mo0:0] Posts: 268	Random Texts Sept 7, 2009 2:40:49 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by Alexiness on Sept 7, 2009 2:40:49 GMT -5 Hilarious! Loved this one: (978): im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me (1-978): this is your brother This site reminds me of FML and MLIA.
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snizapman6294 Welcoming Committee Fighter of the Nightman Me llamo Alex... yo soy awesomeo.[Mo0:0] Posts: 1,837	Random Texts Sept 7, 2009 19:10:38 GMT -5 Select Post Deselect Post Link to Post Member Give Gift Back to Top Post by snizapman6294 on Sept 7, 2009 19:10:38 GMT -5 yeah, it's basically a subsideary of FML... there's also BML, but it's retarded... Bless My Life.
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Post by siredbyspike on Sept 1, 2009 2:58:13 GMT -5

Post by Hellbound Hyperion on Sept 1, 2009 8:19:29 GMT -5

Post by Erica on Sept 1, 2009 13:50:10 GMT -5

Post by elenasaur on Sept 2, 2009 15:53:31 GMT -5

Post by Secret Scoobie on Sept 3, 2009 0:52:40 GMT -5

Post by snizapman6294 on Sept 3, 2009 12:32:15 GMT -5

Post by Alexiness on Sept 7, 2009 2:40:49 GMT -5

Post by snizapman6294 on Sept 7, 2009 19:10:38 GMT -5

Post by Iceeh★ on Sept 7, 2009 20:34:23 GMT -5