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Post by Aloha Joe on May 29, 2008 20:51:51 GMT -5
The real question is does it count as necrophilia?
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 26, 2008 11:37:52 GMT -5
That's a good wow, right?
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 23, 2008 1:45:39 GMT -5
With our powers combined...
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 21, 2008 21:22:53 GMT -5
Mine is probably one of the hardest ones to explain (unless you are a fan of the show Arrested Development). This man plays GOB on the show Arrested Development. The name is pronounced as if it begins with a J (like Job in the bible, not "I got fired from my job!") On the show, he is a magician (peek below at my signature). My name in REAL LIFE is Josh. I cleverly followed Gob from Arrested Development's example by swapping the J in my name for a G but keeping the pronunciation the same (Gosh is pronounced like Josh, not "Oh My Gosh!"). Confused? Well, I'm sorry but I cannot really explain it any better. Further explanation. His name isn't REALLY Gob. It's George Oscar Bluth. They just call him by his initials. I guess they do that because some of the other family members include George, Oscar, Michael, and George Michael. My name is Joe. I like hawaiian shirts.
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 17, 2008 0:03:38 GMT -5
My new desktop image! Wonder what my parents are gonna say...
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 22:08:37 GMT -5
Buffy. 3rd time's the charm, ya know?
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 22:01:01 GMT -5
Incest is wrong....simple....as.....that. Unless its George Michael and Maeby. !SPOILER! They ain't actually related, though.
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 21:54:31 GMT -5
Incest is wrong....simple....as.....that. Though it is, on occasion, hilarious...
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 1:23:45 GMT -5
I totally misread the title of this thread...
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 1:16:25 GMT -5
Glad ya like!
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 16, 2008 0:35:45 GMT -5
As some of you may or may not know, I am no longer Aloha Joe Studios due to reasons. But don't worry, I'm now Minty Pineapple Entertainments!And there's lots of new goodies on there. 4 NEW VIDEOS! The first two are excerpts from my previous video, Shout-Em-Outs. First off, Monkey Bizness:
Secondly, No Monkey for Old Men:
The third video is a response to Tag by Dead Dog Films. It's five random facts about myself. It's called Tagged.
The fourth video is a trailer for Life With Death!
And speaking of Life With Death, it's on the IMDb! Check it out!Not everything is uploaded and for some reason it says my grandmother was on the Tonight Show, but I'm going to try and fix everything up all spiffy-like. Also, check this out: Aloha JoeA Magician Named GoshAlso, Life With Death is for sale on Amazon now, but I get more money from CreateSpace. But either way, you're getting a good movie, yeah? Also, I've made a page for the articles my dad and I write for KenSocrates.com. I think that's everything... Enjoy it all at MintyPineapple.com![/quote]
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 15, 2008 15:37:42 GMT -5
Woot-chi-llama!
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Post by Aloha Joe on May 10, 2008 22:05:23 GMT -5
After the initial shock of the Renee thing (and I admit, I almost cried), all I could think was "I'm a leaf on the wind..." Great issue, though. Drac's "Is somebody going to finish eating this?" made me groan in a good way.
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 28, 2008 12:55:26 GMT -5
That doesn't sound bad... At least you get to keep the clip up.
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 27, 2008 23:48:36 GMT -5
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 27, 2008 22:53:52 GMT -5
Find me a pic of a witch pez dispenser.
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 27, 2008 21:55:16 GMT -5
Well, I guess you'll have to take them off for the steamy, sexy bubble bath scene.
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 27, 2008 21:53:34 GMT -5
Before: After:
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 26, 2008 2:30:54 GMT -5
"Well... I suppose if we had a funnel..." started TMS.
"Yeah, we could..." continued Joe.
"Right... with the..."
"And the..."
"Yeah."
"We got nothing, Kara."
"Zip."
"Nada."
"Zilch," finished TMS.
"Right. Then we'll just have to rob a bank. Joe, put on this clown suit. Now. You will take the bank hostage. Me and TMS will pretend to be customers at the bank. You will put all of the hostages in the vault. Once we're in the vault, take out the cameras with this pistol. You'll then ask for crazy demands. When they give you a demand, you release a hostage. Me, to be specific. I'll have money strapped to my chest. Then you'll release TMS. He, too, will have money strapped to his chest. Then you'll take off your clown suit and strap money to your chest and release yourself as a hostage. We get away with the money, the cops never figure it out, we go to Rio, everyone's happy."
"I thought you said you weren't good at plans," said Joe.
"Saw it in a movie once."
"Oh. Did they get away with it?"
"...Sort of."
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Post by Aloha Joe on Apr 26, 2008 2:04:39 GMT -5
I have this rash...
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