Post by The Muse on Dec 25, 2009 2:21:39 GMT -5
• Title: Oh Dear God, Not Santa! A song fic.
• Author: Skytteflickan88
• Challenge: #7 Happy Holidays
• Fandom: Buffy
• Pairing/Characters: Santa Claus & Buffy
• Summary: Santa has come to town.
• Rating: G.
• Warnings: Mentions of blood and violence.
• Disclaimer: You caught me, I’m not Joss Whedon. Duh.
• Word Count: 365
• Author's Note: This song fic is set to the Christmas carol Jingle Bells. It’s inspired by the scene in The Body when Anya tells the Scoobies that the real Santa isn’t very nice. Read the dialogue here vrya.net/bdb/clip.php?clip=852. I really think my beta CourtneyDax should be called my co-writer, instead of just my beta, because believe me, this song wasn’t half as good before she got her hands on it.
Running through the night, in a awful jolly rush
Santa Claus has come to town, to take your life away
He laughs Ho! Ho! Ho!, plowing through the slush
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight, hey!
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they’ll pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child all night
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they’ll pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child all night
A day or two ago, Santa thought he'd take a ride
decided Sunnydale was ripe, took a chainsaw by his side
His victims where many and scared, misfortune seemed their lot
Evil Santa Claus was happy, and we all became so distraught
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight
Now the ground is red, and Santa had his fun
But to his big surprise, the Slayer’s just begun
She had tracked him for a while, beat up a demon or two for info
finally Willy the Snitch snitched, and Buffy stormed away
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they prayed!
What fun it was to rip and slash a little child all night
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they prayed!
What fun it was to rip and slash a little child all night
Now the ground is still red, but from Santa blood instead
Buffy did her thing, joked and spun and shred
She sent him straight to Hell, didn’t even break a sweat
And now Santa won’t go Ho! Ho! Die!, It’s the best Christmas yet!
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God he prayed!
What fun it was to ridicule and stake a jolly monster tonight
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God he prayed!
What fun it was to ridicule and stake a jolly monster tonight
• Author: Skytteflickan88
• Challenge: #7 Happy Holidays
• Fandom: Buffy
• Pairing/Characters: Santa Claus & Buffy
• Summary: Santa has come to town.
• Rating: G.
• Warnings: Mentions of blood and violence.
• Disclaimer: You caught me, I’m not Joss Whedon. Duh.
• Word Count: 365
• Author's Note: This song fic is set to the Christmas carol Jingle Bells. It’s inspired by the scene in The Body when Anya tells the Scoobies that the real Santa isn’t very nice. Read the dialogue here vrya.net/bdb/clip.php?clip=852. I really think my beta CourtneyDax should be called my co-writer, instead of just my beta, because believe me, this song wasn’t half as good before she got her hands on it.
Running through the night, in a awful jolly rush
Santa Claus has come to town, to take your life away
He laughs Ho! Ho! Ho!, plowing through the slush
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight, hey!
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they’ll pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child all night
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they’ll pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child all night
A day or two ago, Santa thought he'd take a ride
decided Sunnydale was ripe, took a chainsaw by his side
His victims where many and scared, misfortune seemed their lot
Evil Santa Claus was happy, and we all became so distraught
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they pray!
What fun it is to rip and slash a little child tonight
Now the ground is red, and Santa had his fun
But to his big surprise, the Slayer’s just begun
She had tracked him for a while, beat up a demon or two for info
finally Willy the Snitch snitched, and Buffy stormed away
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they prayed!
What fun it was to rip and slash a little child all night
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God they prayed!
What fun it was to rip and slash a little child all night
Now the ground is still red, but from Santa blood instead
Buffy did her thing, joked and spun and shred
She sent him straight to Hell, didn’t even break a sweat
And now Santa won’t go Ho! Ho! Die!, It’s the best Christmas yet!
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God he prayed!
What fun it was to ridicule and stake a jolly monster tonight
Oh dear God, Oh dear God, Oh dear God he prayed!
What fun it was to ridicule and stake a jolly monster tonight