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[Skytteflickan88]

Now that I have your attention;

This is the thread formerly known as 'Weirdly funny signature month... ish.' that I re-named so you would look and hopefully vote. Go for the 4th page of this thread for more info on how to vote for our qoutes.

Pretty please?


How the first post used to look:

From today to the last day of March, I will have a weird new line in my signature every day. Something funny, original (I hope I'm not copying) and wacky.

I hope you will join me in

Weirdly funny signature month... ish (the "ish" is since it's not a whole month ).

I begin with:

What does art think? Does art like art, or is it like me, totally bored by art?

Your turn. Be weird.

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I figured I should write all my "updates" here in the first post, to not make too many posts.

Day 2

[glow=red,2,300]I wanna eat you up.
No, not you! That other guy.
Pull your pants back up.[/glow]

Day 3

A loser isn't a loser unless he's a loser.

Day 4

It's still early, but I'm going to take a nap. And then eat ice cream for dinner.
Take that society!

Day 5

This is a sentence. This is also a sentence.

Day 6

The cheese ate me!

Day 7

It's not fun if it's not measured.

Day 8

I'm out of ideas that make sense. So let's make war!

Day 9

Season 8 totally sucks. No, I'm serious, it sucks. Because there's vampires in it. Get it? No? Please?

Day 10

No, Buffy, I will not eat your cookie.

Day 11

Skytteflunkan is my evil twin. But Mr. 33 isn't.

Day 12

The blue is red.

Day 13

Oranges are cute.

Day 14

[glow=red,2,300]Ectoplasma tastes funny[/glow]

Day 15

There is no 'N' in 'Dad'.

Day 16

The hardest thing in this world, is my foot.

Day 17

I can't help it, I'm just that
Michigan

Day 18

Poop isn't tasty.

Day 19

Vomiting is not the cure. But it helps.

Day 20

There is no nectar. I am all you can taste.

Day 21(Last day, 31st March)

Oh, Eric. You're the Big Bad. You're the BIG Bad!


/My perverted version of the already pervy Buffy-bot quote from Intervention)

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[lucifurl]

Very Funny. In a weird way

[Eric]

Lol, Sky, you're hilarious.

I've actually considered doing a different 30 Rock quote every week. I think I'll do it now. (:

EDIT:

I'll be keeping my list here.

SPOILER: Click to show

Wednesday, March 10th, 2010
"Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor."
- Tracy Jordan, "Pilot" (1.01).

Thursday, March 11th, 2010
"You don't have to thank me, Lemon. We're a team now. Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken, and a chicken container."
- Tracy Jordan, "The Aftermath" (1.02).

Friday, March 12th, 2010
"[Jack] tends to approach everything the same way: Locate the problem. Isolate the problem. Set the problem up with a lesbian."
- Gretchen Thomas, "Blind Date" (1.03).

Saturday, March 13th, 2010
"Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes."
- Tracy Jordan, "Jack the Writer" (1.04).

Sunday, March 14th, 2010
"Okay, here's your pep talk.You're not an actor. You're Jack Donaghy, all right, so quit whining and nut up. You're right. If you can't do this, you are a failure. Josh can do this and earlier today he ate a club sandwich with the toothpick still in it. Jenna can do this and she was once engaged to David Blaine. Any dum-dum can act, Jack, so be a man and get it done."
- Liz Lemon, "Jack-Tor" (1.05).

Monday, March 15th, 2010

"Did you see this? It's horrible. They're printing libel about me again. Libel, Liz Lemon! That's character assassination. That's not normal. It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I'm doing the robot going backwards into a Starbucks. And I don't even know whose dog that is. Yes, I steal dogs. I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring. If I'm boring then I'm not a movie star. If I'm not a movie star, then I'm poor and poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones."
- Tracy Jordan, "Jack Meets Dennis" (1.06).

Tuesday, March 16th, 2010
"Gonna tell my feet stink, Blue Man? You don't even have feet, Blue Man! BLUE MAN WHERE YOUR FEET AT!?"
- Tracy Jordan, "Tracy Does Conan" (1.07).

Wednesday, March 17th, 2010
"I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?"
- Liz Lemon, "The Break-Up" (1.08).

Thursday, March 18th, 2010
"Business doesn't get me down. Business gets me off."
- Jack Donaghy, "The Baby Show" (1.09).

Friday, March 19th, 2010
"Tired of your sandwich making you angry? The behold, The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine! Stick any three meats, whatever you want, bologna, salami, boar, whatever, into this sexy lady and she will melt them all together into one delicious food ball."
- Tracy Jordan, "The Rural Juror" (1.10).

Saturday, March 20th, 2010
"That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can."
- Jack Donaghy, "The Head and the Hair" (1.11).

Sunday, March 21st, 2010
"I had 'lunch' with Martha Stewart and 'dinner' with her daughter Alexis."
- Jack Donaghy, "Black Tie" (1.12).

Monday, March 22nd, 2010
"My vagina is a convenience store - clean and reliable, and closed on Christmas."
- Jenna Maroney, "Up All Night" (1.13).

Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010
"Damn straight. I'm delightful."
- Tracy Jordan, "The C Word" (1.14).

Wednesday, March 24th, 2010
"If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008!"
- Jenna Maroney, "Hard Ball" (1.15).

Thursday, March 25th, 2010
" If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college."
- Tracy Jordan, "The Source Awards" (1.16).

Friday, March 26th, 2010
"I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it."
- Tracy Jordan, "The Fighting Irish" (1.17).

Saturday, March 27th, 2010
"Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job."
- Devon Banks, "Fireworks" (1.18).

Sunday, March 28th, 2010
[Liz walks into her office, and sees Tracy feeding a horse.]
"Hey Liz Lemon. Could you go away for a while? I gotta get rid of Freddie's erection."
- Tracy Jordan, "Corporate Crush" (1.19).

Monday, March 29th, 2010
"Wow, how 'Sex And The City' are we right now? I'm Samantha,"
[points at Phoebe]
"you're Charlotte,"
[points at Liz]
"and you're the lady at home who watches it."
- Jenna Maroney, "Cleveland" (1.20).

Tuesday, March 30th, 2010
"I will cut you open like a Tauntaun."
- Liz Lemon, "Hiatus" (1.21).

Wednesday, March 31st, 2010
"Blurg!"
- Liz Lemon, pretty much every 30 Rock episode.

[lucifurl]

Done mine, it's beneath my icon instead though so not really a sig

[Eric]

I'm done with mine. It's from the first episode and next week I'll have one from the second episode. It's not exactly the same thing you guys are doing, but I think it'll be fun. (:

[Skytteflickan88]

Sounds great.

[PJ]

Mar 10, 2010 10:36:34 GMT -5 lucifurl said:

Very Funny. In a weird way

agreed!

[Miss. Rogueh]

i am going to do quotes from Daria (a show that used to be on mtv)

[The Girl In Question]

I loved Daria! I downloaded a few episodes but I wish it still aired on TV. I'd join in on the weirdly funny signature thing, but usually what I find funny other people are just like, "Um...okay..."

Edit: I went for it anyway.

[Just Willow]

lol, that's a really good idea, Sky!!

[SpikeObsessed]

Great idea! I'll join in. Though most of what comes to my mind are innapropriate.

Random funny quotes from random obsessions of mine. And I have PLENTY of obsessions. Haha. ;D

[elenasaur]

This is a cool idea Sky!
I think I'll try it, even though my version of funny and wit is usually lost on people.
I'm gonna start out with some Freaks and Geeks.

[drusillacakes]

I salute you Sky, and will fly my weird flag proudly.

[Iceeh★]

I'll be the resident House quoter! This should be fun.

[CourtneyDax]

I like this! I just have a tiny quote. I'll try to change it every other day. Totally got an idea! I'm going to do Alice quotes! I love that movie!

[Darth Rosie]

Fun idea! Now I just have to find one ...

Edit: For starters, I go with one of my all time favourites from Bob Dylan's 115th Dream.

[Jaz ♀♀]

haha....I think I'll do Willow quotes!

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SPOILER: Click to show

March 11th

"And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!" (s3ep16)

March 12th

"Oh yeah? Well, - so's your face!" (s4ep4)

March 13th

"Everyone's getting spanked but me." (s4ep13)

March 14th

"I think we already deja'd this vu." (s5ep21)

March 15th

"Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them! Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!" (s3ep11)

March 16th

"Irony's kinda ironic that way." (s4ep13)

March 17th


"See...that's where you're a dummy. I think about ... what you grew up with, and...then I look at what you are...it makes me proud. It makes me love you more." (s5ep6)

March 18th

"And I just realized that that's what I want to do. Fight evil, help people. I mean, I-I think it's worth doing. And I don't think you do it because you have to. It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in." (s3ep19)


March 19th

"I found you! I'll always find you!" (s5ep22)

March 20th

"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" (s1ep12)

March 21st

"We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers." (s5ep12)

March 22nd

"A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too." (s3ep11)

March 23rd

"Sending him to a specific place is like, like trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it...Which is a weird image and you should all just forget it." (s5ep11)

March 24th

"Hi Tara, how are you? I was wondering, maybe you would want to go out some time? For coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?" (s6ep17)

March 25th

It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay. (s3ep16)

March 26th


"Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic...Air like nectar, thick as onyx...Cassiel by your second star...Hold mine victim as in tar... I ... owe ... you ... pain!" (s5ep19)

March 27th

"I'm talking. Don't interrupt me, insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. OK?" (s7ep9)

March 28th

"And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" (s4ep7)

March 29th

"I think this line's mostly filler." (s6ep7)

March 30th

"I bet you'll think coding is pretty cool. I mean, if you find two-digit, multi-stacked conversions and primary number clusters a big hoot." (s2ep19)

March 31st

"I guess...now that I know there's something to know I can't not know just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know...you know?" (s5ep1)

[Darth Rosie]

^^^that's one of my favourite quotes, with the lunchtime. karma for making me smile.

[Eric]

I think I'm changing mine once a day also. I'm too impatient to wait a week.

[The Girl In Question]

Changing mine to a quote that you can understand without having to know the content.

Edit:
:looks at quote: God, I'm so weird.