Iceeh★
Bad Ass Wicca
Also, Angels.
Somewhere, along in the bitterness.[Mo0:7]
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Post by Iceeh★ on Mar 31, 2010 20:08:58 GMT -5
Oh man, I don't remember half of my quotes, but I'll send the ones that I can!
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Post by Eric on Mar 31, 2010 20:12:28 GMT -5
i'll pm you my quotes. :) so i know there's gonna be a separation of quotes and sayings...what are the 3 categories going to be? Thanks, I got your list. :) The categories are gonna be: - Best Quote.
- Best Original Saying.
- All Around Best "Weirdly Funny Signature Month... ish"-er.*
I don't actually remember all of my quotes, and definitely not when I used them, but I think all the ones I used were on wikiquote, so I'll pick out the ones I know I used and then PM you. Oh man, I don't remember half of my quotes, but I'll send the ones that I can! Thanks guys. I'll be keeping an eye on my inbox. ;)
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Talkie Toaster
Junior Vampire Slayer
I'm not a god, I was misquoted
I'm really Lurchibald.. shhhhhh[Mo0:16]
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Post by Talkie Toaster on Mar 31, 2010 21:11:45 GMT -5
my quotes are either in the thread or in my sig
second quote was:
The Tick: [After paying for a coffee, the machine refuses to give coffee] Empty your bladder of that bitter, black urine they call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid! (he slams machine back onto the ground; it delivers a cup of coffee) Java devil, you are now my bitch.
my next "Final" quote is again from the tick but kinda reminded me of buffy
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Apr 1, 2010 5:30:34 GMT -5
[/li][li]All Around Best "Weirdly Funny Signature Month... ish"-er.*[/list]
* We all know Sky Sr.'s gonna get this one. :P[/quote] No, you jinxed it!  Just kidding. But now, when I expect it, it won't happen...  |
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Post by Eric on Apr 1, 2010 6:10:10 GMT -5
[/li][li]All Around Best "Weirdly Funny Signature Month... ish"-er.*[/list]
* We all know Sky Sr.'s gonna get this one. :P[/quote] No, you jinxed it! [/quote] Mwahahahaha! That was my plan all along! |
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Post by Eric on Apr 6, 2010 0:41:59 GMT -5
Here are everyone's quote! Look them over and start deciding, but before I open up nominations I'd like everyone to look over their own lists that I have posted and make sure I haven't messed anything up.
Skytteflickan88's original sayings. Day 1 What does art think? Does art like art, or is it like me, totally bored by art?Day 2 [glow=red,2,300]I wanna eat you up.
No, not you! That other guy.
Pull your pants back up.[/glow]Day 3 A loser isn't a loser unless he's a loser.Day 4 It's still early, but I'm going to take a nap. And then eat ice cream for dinner.
Take that society!Day 5 This is a sentence. This is also a sentence.Day 6 The cheese ate me!Day 7 It's not fun if it's not measured.Day 8 I'm out of ideas that make sense. So let's make war!Day 9 Season 8 totally sucks. No, I'm serious, it sucks. Because there's vampires in it. Get it? No? Please?Day 10 No, Buffy, I will not eat your cookie.Day 11 Skytteflunkan is my evil twin. But Mr. 33 isn't.Day 12 The blue is red.Day 13 Oranges are cute.Day 14 [glow=red,2,300] Ectoplasma tastes funny[/glow] Day 15 There is no 'N' in 'Dad'. Day 16 The hardest thing in this world, is my foot.Day 17 I can't help it, I'm just that
MichiganDay 18 Poop isn't tasty.Day 19 Vomiting is not the cure. But it helps.Day 20 Day 21(Last day, 31st March) Oh, Eric. You're the Big Bad. You're the BIG Bad!
/My perverted version of the already pervy Buffy-bot quote from Intervention)
Eric (Skytteflunkan33)'s 30 Rock quotes, by various characters. Wednesday, March 10th, 2010"Affirmative action was designed to keep women and minorities in competition with each other to distract us while white dudes inject AIDS into our chicken nuggets. That's a metaphor." - Tracy Jordan, "Pilot" (1.01). Thursday, March 11th, 2010"You don't have to thank me, Lemon. We're a team now. Like Batman and Robin. Like chicken, and a chicken container." - Tracy Jordan, "The Aftermath" (1.02). Friday, March 12th, 2010"[Jack] tends to approach everything the same way: Locate the problem. Isolate the problem. Set the problem up with a lesbian." - Gretchen Thomas, "Blind Date" (1.03). Saturday, March 13th, 2010"Dress every day like you're going to get murdered in those clothes." - Tracy Jordan, "Jack the Writer" (1.04). Sunday, March 14th, 2010"Okay, here's your pep talk.You're not an actor. You're Jack Donaghy, all right, so quit whining and nut up. You're right. If you can't do this, you are a failure. Josh can do this and earlier today he ate a club sandwich with the toothpick still in it. Jenna can do this and she was once engaged to David Blaine. Any dum-dum can act, Jack, so be a man and get it done." - Liz Lemon, "Jack-Tor" (1.05). Monday, March 15th, 2010 "Did you see this? It's horrible. They're printing libel about me again. Libel, Liz Lemon! That's character assassination. That's not normal. It only looks like I'm walking out of a Starbucks, when actually I'm doing the robot going backwards into a Starbucks. And I don't even know whose dog that is. Yes, I steal dogs. I can't be normal. If I'm normal, I'm boring. If I'm boring then I'm not a movie star. If I'm not a movie star, then I'm poor and poor people can't afford to pay back the $75,000 in cash they owe Quincy Jones." - Tracy Jordan, "Jack Meets Dennis" (1.06). Tuesday, March 16th, 2010"Gonna tell my feet stink, Blue Man? You don't even have feet, Blue Man! BLUE MAN WHERE YOUR FEET AT!?" - Tracy Jordan, "Tracy Does Conan" (1.07). Wednesday, March 17th, 2010"I already have a drink. Do you think he'd buy me mozzarella sticks?" - Liz Lemon, "The Break-Up" (1.08). Thursday, March 18th, 2010"Business doesn't get me down. Business gets me off." - Jack Donaghy, "The Baby Show" (1.09). Friday, March 19th, 2010"Tired of your sandwich making you angry? The behold, The Tracy Jordan Meat Machine! Stick any three meats, whatever you want, bologna, salami, boar, whatever, into this sexy lady and she will melt them all together into one delicious food ball." - Tracy Jordan, "The Rural Juror" (1.10). Saturday, March 20th, 2010"That's how the "Bottoms-Up" program works. I'm going to be your bottom, Kenneth, and I want you to ride me as hard as you can." - Jack Donaghy, "The Head and the Hair" (1.11). Sunday, March 21st, 2010"I had 'lunch' with Martha Stewart and 'dinner' with her daughter Alexis." - Jack Donaghy, "Black Tie" (1.12). Monday, March 22nd, 2010"My vagina is a convenience store - clean and reliable, and closed on Christmas." - Jenna Maroney, "Up All Night" (1.13). Tuesday, March 23rd, 2010"Damn straight. I'm delightful." - Tracy Jordan, "The C Word" (1.14). Wednesday, March 24th, 2010"If the president is so serious about the war on terror, why doesn't he hunt down and capture Barack Obama before he strikes again? It's time for a change, America. That's why I'm voting for Osama in 2008!" - Jenna Maroney, "Hard Ball" (1.15). Thursday, March 25th, 2010" If you get rich off this stuff, just take care of my family. I don't want my kids to have to go to college." - Tracy Jordan, "The Source Awards" (1.16). Friday, March 26th, 2010"I believe that vampires are the world's greatest golfers but their curse is they never get a chance to prove it." - Tracy Jordan, "The Fighting Irish" (1.17). Saturday, March 27th, 2010"Let's be honest with each other. I'll go first. I'm gay and I want your job." - Devon Banks, "Fireworks" (1.18). Sunday, March 28th, 2010[Liz walks into her office, and sees Tracy feeding a horse.] "Hey Liz Lemon. Could you go away for a while? I gotta get rid of Freddie's erection." - Tracy Jordan, "Corporate Crush" (1.19). Monday, March 29th, 2010"Wow, how 'Sex And The City' are we right now? I'm Samantha," [points at Phoebe] "you're Charlotte," [points at Liz] "and you're the lady at home who watches it." - Jenna Maroney, "Cleveland" (1.20). Tuesday, March 30th, 2010"I will cut you open like a Tauntaun." - Liz Lemon, "Hiatus" (1.21). Wednesday, March 31st, 2010"Blurg!" - Liz Lemon, pretty much every 30 Rock episode. Miss. Rogueh's Daria quotes, by the Sick, Sad World. "It's 911 in the morning and 1-900 in the evening. The phone sex/E.M.S. dispatcher when Sick, Sad World returns."
"They bake cookies by day, but they really heat up the night! G-string grandmas, today on Sick, Sad World."
"What do those Supreme Court judges wear under their robes? Declassified government Polaroids, next on Sick, Sad World."
"Can monkeys surf the net... and corrupt our kids? Chimpanzee chat rooms, next on Sick, Sad World."
"Are fish using our oceans as their own private toilet? A Sick, Sad World exclusive, right after this."
"Can renegade surgeons transplant your brain while you sleep? The frightening truth, next on Sick, Sad World."
"Her amputee boyfriend was cheating so she stole his prosthesis, but he kept right on hopping into strange beds. The one-legged lothario next, on Sick, Sad World."
"Could a family of ghosts be living in your house rent-free? Freeloading familial phantoms, next on Sick, Sad World."
"Fish gotta swim and birds gotta fly, but not when you bake them both in a pie! Sunday brunch in the loony bin, next on Sick, Sad World."
"He's risen from the grave... and he still won't pay child-support! Undead deadbeat dads, next on Sick, Sad World."
"Trouble travels by trike! Under-age road rage, next on Sick Sad World."
"When aliens eat out, where do they relieve themselves? Extraterrestrial restaurant restrooms, tonight on Sick, Sad World."
"Are microbes having sex in your drinking water? H-2-aooh! next, on Sick, Sad World." Elenasaur's Freaks and Geeks quotes, by various characters. Neal: [to Sam] The dance is tomorrow. She's a cheerleader. You've seen "Star Wars" 27 times. You do the math.
Harold: Elvis didn't expectorate on his fans.
Sam: No. But he died on the toilet.
Harold: Well, that's paradise compared to where the Sex Pistols are gonna end up.
Daniel: I love being told not to drink by a pot-head hippie guidance counselor.
Neal: Friday night. Always a good time for some Sabbath. [pause] 'Cause, you know...Friday...is the Sabbath...for the Jews.
Sam: Think we could be arrested for making prank calls?
Neal: Yeah, and we'll get sent to telephone prison.
Daniel: Am I a loser?
Harris: You're not a loser because you're having sex. But if you weren't having sex, we could definitely debate the issue.
Lindsay: God! We used to love Mac Davis, remember?
Millie: Yeah. You used to say you wished you had pillows stuffed with his hair. Elenasaur's Wonderfalls quotes, by various characters. 3/31:Mahandra: This is sad. This is sadder than that hooker we saw getting beat up by that other hooker.
Alec: At least a hooker fight would draw a crowd.
Jaye: It's impossible you could've liked any of your three portions. It's fish jello! You do realize that's jello and fish?
Mahandra: You're like a brother to me.
Aaron: So, I make love like a black man?
Mahandra: Not that kind of brother, you idiot!
Jaye: Of course she's not pressing charges. Murderers don't press charges. It calls unwanted attention to themselves.
Bill: Thank you for supporting this imperialist establishment. Enjoy your purchase and have a racist day!
Eric: Why do they always sacrifice the pretty ones?
Jaye: I guess killing pretty people is easier than killing ugly people. Although, you'd think the opposite would be true.
Jaye: A brother who lives at home, and is still considered more successful than I am, which could be because I live in a trailer that, while it may look like Jeannie's bottle, is actually slightly smaller.
Jaye: Yes, but maybe she's just a lazy whore. That happens, right? They can't all have hearts of gold and good work ethics. Lucifurl's original sayings. a is only a capital letter when you press caps lock.
In 100 years time, we'll all be dead. Iceeh's House quotes, by various characters. "House: Another life saved by girl-on-girl actions!" "House: If her DNA was off by one percentage point, she'd be a dolphin." "House: What makes a guy start drooling? Chase, were you wearing your short shorts?" "House: I was curious. Since I'm not a cat, that's not dangerous. Wilson: I don't think that metaphor was actually designed to warn cats." "Wilson: You ever tighten a guitar string really, really slowly? Past the point it can handle the strain? It makes this weird... sound. Almost like... a scream... *eeeeeeeee*" "Foreman: I had a date last night. She screamed too. You think we should spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her? House: Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. Zing!" "House: Her lips say no, her hormones say: 'Oh my god, yes, more!!'" (The above is best experienced with this: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAYnGYOpxjQ ) "House: (to Wilson) You like her personality. You like that she's conniving. You like that she has no regard for consequences. You like that she can humiliate someone if it serves- ...Oh my GOD, you're sleeping with me!!" Jaz ♀♀'s Buffy the Vampire Slayer quotes, by Willow Rosenburg. March 11th
"And I'm eating this banana. Lunchtime be damned!" (s3ep16)
March 12th
"Oh yeah? Well, - so's your face!" (s4ep4)
March 13th
"Everyone's getting spanked but me." (s4ep13)
March 14th
"I think we already deja'd this vu." (s5ep21)
March 15th
"Do you see any goats around? No, because I sacrificed them! Prince of Night, I summon you. Come fill me with your black, naughty evil!" (s3ep11)
March 16th
"Irony's kinda ironic that way." (s4ep13)
March 17th
"See...that's where you're a dummy. I think about ... what you grew up with, and...then I look at what you are...it makes me proud. It makes me love you more." (s5ep6)
March 18th
"And I just realized that that's what I want to do. Fight evil, help people. I mean, I-I think it's worth doing. And I don't think you do it because you have to. It's a good fight, Buffy, and I want in." (s3ep19)
March 19th
"I found you! I'll always find you!" (s5ep22)
March 20th
"I'm not ashamed. It's the computer age. Nerds are in. They're still in, right?" (s1ep12)
March 21st
"We're in love. We're ... lovers. We're lesbian, gay-type lovers." (s5ep12)
March 22nd
"A doodle. I do doodle. You, too. You do doodle, too." (s3ep11)
March 23rd
"Sending him to a specific place is like, like trying to hit a puppy by throwing a live bee at it...Which is a weird image and you should all just forget it." (s5ep11)
March 24th
"Hi Tara, how are you? I was wondering, maybe you would want to go out some time? For coffee? Food? Kisses and gay love?" (s6ep17)
March 25th
It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay. (s3ep16)
March 26th
"Kali, Hera, Kronos, Tonic...Air like nectar, thick as onyx...Cassiel by your second star...Hold mine victim as in tar... I ... owe ... you ... pain!" (s5ep19)
March 27th
"I'm talking. Don't interrupt me, insignificant man. I am Willow. I am death. If you dare defy me, I will call down my fury, exact fresh vengeance, and make your worst fears come true. OK?" (s7ep9)
March 28th
"And remember, if you hurt her, I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!" (s4ep7)
March 29th
"I think this line's mostly filler." (s6ep7)
March 30th
"I bet you'll think coding is pretty cool. I mean, if you find two-digit, multi-stacked conversions and primary number clusters a big hoot." (s2ep19)
March 31st
"I guess...now that I know there's something to know I can't not know just because I'm afraid somebody'll know I know...you know?" (s5ep1) Dad (Lurchibald)'s The Tick quotes, by various characters. Interviewer: Well, can you... blow up the world?
The Tick: Egad. I hope not. That's where I keep all my stuff.
The Tick: [After paying for a coffee, the machine refuses to give coffee] Empty your bladder of that bitter, black urine they call coffee! It has its price and that price has been paid! (he slams machine back onto the ground; it delivers a cup of coffee) Java devil, you are now my bitch.
The Tick: How dare you! I know evil is bad, but come on! Eating kittens is just plain... plain wrong, and no one should do it! EVER! |
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Post by Eric on Apr 6, 2010 16:30:05 GMT -5
Seems about right. But they were centered ;D *whining* Mwahahaha. Anyway, from now till Friday, April 9th you can PM me your nominations. You can do two for each category. You must use this form. That's reasonable, right? [b][u]"Best Weirdly funny signature month... ish-er" Nominee #1[/b][/u]
[b]Username:[/b]
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[b][u]Best Original Saying Nomination #1[/b][/u]
[b]The Original Saying:[/b]
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[b][u]Best Original Saying Nomination #2[/b][/u]
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[b][u]Best Quote Nomination #1[/b][/u]
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[b]Date Quoted:[/b]If the date isn't listed please put "N/A". If there is category you don't wish to nominate someone for, just delete that part of the form and PM me the rest. |
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Apr 6, 2010 23:24:07 GMT -5
I don't know if it's just me but when i click on Skytteflickan88's spoiler it won't open, but when i click on the others, they work fine.  |
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Post by Eric on Apr 6, 2010 23:26:40 GMT -5
I don't know if it's just me but when i click on Skytteflickan88's spoiler it won't open, but when i click on the others, they work fine. It works fine for me... Did you try refreshing the page? |
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Apr 7, 2010 2:00:09 GMT -5
That's so weird, because on on my computer, my spoiler doesn't even work, it shows all the answers.
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Post by Eric on Apr 7, 2010 2:16:03 GMT -5
That's so weird, because on on my computer, my spoiler doesn't even work, it shows all the answers. Wait, what "answers"? Is it just on yours, Sky? If it is, I could just remove the spoiler. |
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Post by Eric on Apr 7, 2010 3:03:12 GMT -5
K, it's unspoiled. Just because I'm curious, can you see it now? Day 1
What does art think? Does art like art, or is it like me, totally bored by art?
Day 2
[glow=red,2,300]I wanna eat you up.
No, not you! That other guy.
Pull your pants back up.[/glow]
Day 3
A loser isn't a loser unless he's a loser.
Day 4
It's still early, but I'm going to take a nap. And then eat ice cream for dinner.
Take that society!
Day 5
This is a sentence. This is also a sentence.
Day 6
The cheese ate me!
Day 7
It's not fun if it's not measured.
Day 8
I'm out of ideas that make sense. So let's make war!
Day 9
Season 8 totally sucks. No, I'm serious, it sucks. Because there's vampires in it. Get it? No? Please?
Day 10
No, Buffy, I will not eat your cookie.
Day 11
Skytteflunkan is my evil twin. But Mr. 33 isn't.
Day 12
The blue is red.
Day 13
Oranges are cute.
Day 14
[glow=red,2,300]Ectoplasma tastes funny[/glow]
Day 15
There is no 'N' in 'Dad'.
Day 16
The hardest thing in this world, is my foot.
Day 17
I can't help it, I'm just that
Michigan
Day 18
Poop isn't tasty.
Day 19
Vomiting is not the cure. But it helps.
Day 20
Day 21(Last day, 31st March)
Oh, Eric. You're the Big Bad. You're the BIG Bad!
/My perverted version of the already pervy Buffy-bot quote from Intervention) |
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Post by Eric on Apr 8, 2010 19:55:30 GMT -5
Umm, tomorrow is the last day for nominations, yet I've only received one person's. Are people just not interested? Should the idea just be scrapped? Should I extend to deadline? *Is clueless*
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elenasaur
Ensouled Vampire
I am Jack's inflamed sense of rejection.[Mo0:30]
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Post by elenasaur on Apr 8, 2010 20:40:14 GMT -5
I'm working on it. It's kind of hard to pick, but I will definitely do it by the deadline. Well, I can be forgetful. So I will definitely try to do it by the deadline.
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