Post by Billie Erin on Jun 3, 2010 15:58:32 GMT -5
My cousin and I wrote a satirical poem and we decided to use Buffy as the subject. It's just for fun, hope you enjoy. I know it may not be a literary masterpiece but it gave us a few laughs.
There once was an animal that looked like a cat,
He ate so many swiss rolls he became fat,
He was so fat he couldn't shower so he smelt like a rat,
His rat odour attracted many a bat,
But he murdered them all and with their wings made a mat,
His friends walked on it and the mat became flat,
So he friends weren't allowed to walk and from then on they sat,
He felt bad that they sat so their heads he did pat,
And while he did pat, he also did chat,
He chatted about his brand new cravate:
(And he said) "Now I look as stylish as Borat"
If I had a poem I'd call it Buffy.
There once was an animal that looked like a cat,
He ate so many swiss rolls he became fat,
He was so fat he couldn't shower so he smelt like a rat,
His rat odour attracted many a bat,
But he murdered them all and with their wings made a mat,
His friends walked on it and the mat became flat,
So he friends weren't allowed to walk and from then on they sat,
He felt bad that they sat so their heads he did pat,
And while he did pat, he also did chat,
He chatted about his brand new cravate:
(And he said) "Now I look as stylish as Borat"
If I had a poem I'd call it Buffy.
