AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 3:13:10 GMT -5
Here are my vows, my darling groom: "I, AngelFaith, promise to love you and cherish you - but not to obey you, because that's anachronistic and mysoginistic and who do you think you are, like a sea captain or something? Anywho, I take thee, Eric, as my lawfully wedded husband, blah, blah, blah, till death (or divorce or anullment) do us part."  |
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 3:15:42 GMT -5
*Starts to sob lightly overcome with emotion* Where has the groom gone? I hope he hasn't go cold feet ........  |
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AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
Posts: 641
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 3:22:09 GMT -5
... I'm getting worried here |
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Post by Eric on Jul 10, 2010 3:26:05 GMT -5
Sorry, honey. I got a bit choked up.
I, Eric, vow to love and cherish you in return, while also not obeying you, not because of any gender-based issues, but due to my unwillingness and inability to take any kind of direct orders. "You'll never know my actual face. Our love -- Our love will be in virtual space." I now take you, AngelFaith, as my lawfully wedded wife until death or a loss of internet connection due us part. |
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 3:42:23 GMT -5
You may now kiss the beautiful bride  |
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AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
Posts: 641
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 3:42:53 GMT -5
Kisses! EDIT: Sorry, whitecandy! I'll delete my previous statement and leave you the honours! |
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Post by Eric on Jul 10, 2010 3:46:38 GMT -5
*kisses & smooches & romanticness*
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 3:53:30 GMT -5
*Throws confetti and takes lots of pictures*
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AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
Posts: 641
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 3:57:25 GMT -5
*Throws rice and confetti* Pigeons eat rice ... and explode. We're now married! I'm celebrating by getting plastered. Love you long time, Eric! Mwuah! |
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Post by Eric on Jul 10, 2010 3:58:03 GMT -5
I love you too, AngelFaith! Shall we cut the cake now, wifey?
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 3:58:47 GMT -5
Congratulations to both of you, I am honoured to have taken part in such a wonderful cyber wedding |
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AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
Posts: 641
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 4:05:17 GMT -5
We're honoured to have you here, whitecandy. And, we should indeed cut the cake, Hubby dear. |
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Post by Eric on Jul 10, 2010 4:09:45 GMT -5
*holds a piece of cake up to AngelFaith so she can take a bite, but shmooshes it into her face when she tries to do so*
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 4:19:06 GMT -5
Mmmmmm lovely cake.
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Post by PJ on Jul 10, 2010 5:01:29 GMT -5
you forgot the rings!!! (well, i short of did) *places a ring on Erics finger, and a ring on Angelfaith's finger* you two make a great couple.....*cries*  |
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Jul 10, 2010 5:11:28 GMT -5
You two better not expect a present from me, liar and man theif. ;P
You'd better watch it AF, he probably already got someone on the side.
*walking away, pouting*
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 5:14:22 GMT -5
^^Ouch! There is always one at every wedding *rolls eyes*
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Jul 10, 2010 5:20:56 GMT -5
^^Ouch! There is always one at every wedding *rolls eyes* There's always a woman who's been betrayed and used by the groom? What kind of weddings do you go to?  |
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Post by whitecandy on Jul 10, 2010 5:41:08 GMT -5
^^Super exciting ones   |
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AngelFaith
Descendant of a Toaster Oven
I rolled the bones. You for me.
My forgottendreamer[Mo0:12]
Posts: 641
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Post by AngelFaith on Jul 10, 2010 5:46:29 GMT -5
You two better not expect a present from me, liar and man theif. ;P You'd better watch it AF, he probably already got someone on the side. *walking away, pouting* Sorry, Sky, didn't mean to steal him! |
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