Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Aug 22, 2010 0:19:34 GMT -5
So, that horny dummy thing really *isn't* an act, is it?
*so hoping someone doesn't let the word "horny" slip by when they post next* ;D
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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 22, 2010 0:34:13 GMT -5
'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 22, 2010 0:34:49 GMT -5
'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me 'Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you!
I hope that was the quote you were hoping for.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 22, 2010 0:43:10 GMT -5
Okay, you get Fang, I'll get Horny. I mean... also, nice guys.  |
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
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Post by drusillacakes on Aug 22, 2010 0:57:54 GMT -5
"Scratch the surface of any granola type dude—naughty nurses and horny cheerleaders." We're stuck in a moment and we can't get out of it...  |
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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 22, 2010 1:11:15 GMT -5
God, I could eat a horse. Isn't it crazy how slaying just always makes you hungry and horny? 'Made with care for Randy.' Randy Giles? Why not just call me ' Horny Giles,' or 'Desperate for a Shag Giles'? I knew there was a reason I hated you! I hope that was the quote you were hoping for. Were you in my head? |
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Jaz ♀♀
Junior Vampire Slayer
Kisses & Gay Love
'Hey Lezallbefriendsbians!'[Mo0:30]
Posts: 941
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Post by Jaz ♀♀ on Aug 22, 2010 2:23:22 GMT -5
Please, how many times have I heard that line in my demon days? "I'm so rotten, they don't even have a word for it. I'm bad. Baddy bad bad bad. Does it make you horny?"-Or terrified. Whatever. .... you guys are awesome!!! |
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drusillacakes
Ensouled Vampire
Teacup Humans
Fond memories[Mo0:19]
Posts: 1,680
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Post by drusillacakes on Aug 22, 2010 19:55:17 GMT -5
I'm just getting started. Tell you this: all that digging you've been doing on the horny giant... wrong place. (Right back atcha!  ) Oops! Sorry, buffyfan, I think we're modifying our posts at the same time, !! That was pretty funny. |
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 22, 2010 21:54:17 GMT -5
I get it! Not the horny thing. Yuck! But the two Slayer thing. There was one, and then Buffy died for, like, two minutes, so then Kendra was called, and then when she died, Faith was called.
From now on , I shall try harder, to stay out on Angel Beasts head.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 23, 2010 0:04:56 GMT -5
You've got Slayer problems. That's a bad piece of luck. Do you know what I find works real good with Slayers? Killing them.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 23, 2010 1:01:16 GMT -5
Listen I'm not here to hurt you, kid, okay? And Morgog's not the way. Morgog couldn't find his way to his hairy spine-hump without a roadmap! So, don't go killing yourself, he's not worth it. And you've got, you know... a million - reasons - to live - I bet. Okay? Got it? Good.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 23, 2010 1:40:23 GMT -5
Impulsive? Do you remember my ex-boyfriend, the vampire? I slept with him, he lost his soul, now my boyfriend's gone forever, and the demon that wears his face is killing my friends. The next impulsive decision I make will involve my choice of dentures.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 23, 2010 1:45:51 GMT -5
I'm sorry, Ford. I just couldn't wait till tonight! I'm rash and impulsive. It's a flaw.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
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Post by outofphase on Aug 23, 2010 1:48:50 GMT -5
Damn right I did! You should have seen 'em, they won't be talking to each other for a long, long... hang on, I think I might have detected a small flaw.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 23, 2010 1:59:11 GMT -5
Yes. But I seem to have a design flaw. In addition to organic material, I'm equipped with GP-2/D-11 Infrared Detectors. A Harmonic Decelerator, plus DC Servo.
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 23, 2010 2:03:48 GMT -5
Had to do a tricky one didn't you? But I got you!!! With one of my favorite quotes ever too! But what else could I expect from a bunch of low-rent, no-account hoodlums like you? Hoodlums, yes, I mean you and your friends, your whole sex. Throw 'em in the sea for all I care. Throw 'em in and wait for the bubbles. Men, with your groping and spitting. All groin, no brain. Three billion of ya' passin' around the same worn out urge. Men... with your sales. |
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 23, 2010 2:49:19 GMT -5
Ooh, thats one of my favorites as well.
'I, Anya, promise to cherish you...' Ew, no, not cherish. Uh, 'I promise...' '...to have sex with you whenever ... *I* want, and, uh... uh, pledge to be your friend, and your wife, and your confidant, and your sex poodle...'
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outofphase
Wise-cracking Techno Genius
Three sides of a Robric Cube.
[Mo0:26]
Posts: 757
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Post by outofphase on Aug 23, 2010 2:57:30 GMT -5
Sure. We can work out after school. You know, if you're not too busy having sex with my mother!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 23, 2010 3:09:29 GMT -5
What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! 4 times 5 is thirty. 5 times 6 is 32. Naked girls. Naked Women! Naked Buffy! Oh stop me!
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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 23, 2010 11:09:31 GMT -5
I am my thoughts. If they exist in her, Buffy contains everything that is me and she becomes me. I cease to exist.
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