Link and slay!

[orangejuicepony]

She is. She's out of her mind. That's what I miss most about her.

[Skytteflickan88]

Out Of My Mind.

[outofphase]

But here... the energy, the collective intelligence, it's like this force. This penetrating force.. and I can just feel my mind opening up, you know, and letting this place just thrust into and spurt knowledge into... That sentence ended up in a different place than it started out in.

[orangejuicepony]

My diary? You read my diary? That is *not* okay! A diary is like a person's most private place! I... You don't even know what I was writing about! 'Hunk' can mean a lot of things, bad things. And, and when it says that your eyes are 'penetrating', I meant to write 'bulging'.

[Skytteflickan88]

Don't Kill A Boy On The First Date.

[orangejuicepony]

It's paradise. Big windows, lovely gardens. It'll be perfect when we want the sunlight to kill us

[outofphase]

She wouldn't even kill me. She just left. She didn't even care enough to cut off my head or set me on fire. I mean, is that too much to ask? You know? Some little sign that she cared?

[Jaz ♀♀]

"Fire bad, tree pretty."

[outofphase]

I use that quote all the time. It's my "i'm too tired to form a coherent thought" quote.

Do you like my mask? Isn't it pretty? It raises the dead! Americans.

[orangejuicepony]

Oh, look. The Americans are relying on violence to solve their problems. What a surprise.

[outofphase]

wow, that was almost a dead end, lol.

You know what? I-I like the look. It's, um, it's extreme, but it, it, it looks good, you know, it's a... leather thing, and, uh... I said "extreme" already, right?

[orangejuicepony]

I don't know what to say, it was really, I mean, one minute you're in your normal life, and then who's in the fridge? It really gets to you, a thing like that. It was... let's just say I haven't been able to eat a thing since yesterday. I think I lost, like, seven and a half ounces? Way swifter than that so-called diet that quack put me on. Oh, I'm not saying that we should kill a teacher every day just so I can lose weight, I'm just saying when tragedy strikes, we have to look on the bright side. You know? Like, how even used Mercedes still have leather seats!

[Angel Beast]

Like you were mine? Haven't I taught you anything, Anya? Never go for the kill when you can go for the pain. Hold him back, Slayer. Wouldn't want anyone to get hurt. I've got plenty of girls. There will always be vengeance demons. But now you, Anya, you're out. Congratulations. You're wish is granted.

[outofphase]

^^LOVE the cordelia moment.

And remember, if you hurt her I will beat you to death with a shovel. A vague disclaimer is nobody's friend. Have fun!

[Jaz ♀♀]

Drowning your troubles over Parker. Mind frying man! He deserves a slow and torturous death by spiderbites. Well, for today we'll just have to throw spitballs at his neck in class.

[Scarygothgirl]

He probably sat in math class thinking, "There should be more math. This could be mathier."

[Jaz ♀♀]

For a thousand years I wielded the powers of The Wish. I brought ruin to the heads of unfaithful men. I brought forth destruction and chaos for the pleasure of the lower beings. I was feared and worshipped across the mortal globe. And now I'm stuck at Sunnydale High. Mortal. Child. And I'm flunking math.

[Scarygothgirl]

Yes, men like sports. Men watch the action movie, they eat of the beef, and enjoy to look at the bosoms. A thousand years of avenging our wrongs, and that's all that you've learned?

[Jaz ♀♀]

God! What kind of lesbians are you?! If you love men so much, go love men!

[Scarygothgirl]

You're lesbians, so the hating of men will come in handy. Let's talk about Xander.