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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 29, 2010 19:55:07 GMT -5
'Integral part' of the group? Xander, you're the, the *useless* part of the group. You're the Zeppo. 'Cool.' Look it up. It's something that a sub-literate that's repeated twelfth grade three times has, and you don't.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 29, 2010 21:41:20 GMT -5
You can't even brain-suck a vampire, he's completely useless.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 29, 2010 22:50:41 GMT -5
@jaz- greatest Anya quote ever *karmas*
Yeah that's the worst part of being hung upside down by a vampire who wants to slit your throat. The stains.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 29, 2010 23:42:29 GMT -5
Spike you're the worst type of scum. The second you're back to your old tricks well, let's just say before you even sniff out your first victim you'll be pretty indistinguishable from, oh what should we say... instant soup mix.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 29, 2010 23:53:27 GMT -5
You think he's too old 'cause he's a senior? Please. My boyfriend had a bicentennial.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 0:14:23 GMT -5
Cordelia, I'm *very* sorry. I realize I was wrong. I'll never steal your boyfriend again.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 0:26:43 GMT -5
I could ride you at a gallop until your legs buckled and your eyes rolled up. I've got muscles you've never even dreamed of. I could squeeze you until you pop like warm champagne and you'd beg me to hurt you just a little bit more. And you know why I don't? Because it's wrong.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 0:36:30 GMT -5
I dreamed of killing you. I think they were dreams. So weak. Did you make me weak, thinking of you, holding myself, and spilling useless buckets of salt over your... ending? Angel--he should've warned me. He makes a good show of forgetting, but it's here, in me, all the time. The spark. I wanted to give you what you deserve, and I got it. They put the spark in me and now all it does is burn.
Because it's wrong!
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 0:57:06 GMT -5
I can't stop thinking about you. Sometimes, in my dreams, you're all naked.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 0:58:59 GMT -5
You're right. He's evil. But... you should see him naked! I mean really!
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 1:00:33 GMT -5
What am I gonna do? I think about sex all the time! Sex! Help! Four times five is 30. Five times six is 32. Naked girls. Naked women! And naked Buffy! Oh, stop me!
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 1:03:37 GMT -5
I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 1:06:43 GMT -5
uh sex poodle?
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 1:08:59 GMT -5
Three-pronged Scythian death spear, category six. Weapons cabinet, third shelf. You know, back in my days as a rogue demon hunter I once used that very spear to pin down what I thought was a small Rodentius demon - of course the poodle's owners weren't very happy.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 1:13:25 GMT -5
It's like a gay bar...but with demons.
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 1:17:57 GMT -5
It's horrible! That's me as a vampire? I'm so evil and... skanky. And I think I'm kinda gay.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 1:20:39 GMT -5
Ok I just have to put the whole bit here for giggles. Buffy: Willow, you're a gay woman! And he... isn't?! Willow: This isn't about his physical presence! It's about his heart. Anya: His physical presence has a penis! Willow: I can work around it!  |
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 1:24:55 GMT -5
^^love it!
No, Willow, they're gonna be clog dancing.
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 1:26:51 GMT -5
i'm i'm just like "cibbo matto can clog dance??" That's all we've ever done. And the thing about the dance is... you never get to stop. Every day you wake up, it's the same bloody question that haunts you: "Is today the day I die?" |
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 1:47:25 GMT -5
Honey, we need to talk about the invitations. Now, do you wanna be William the Bloody, or just Spike? 'Cause, either way, it's gonna look majorly weird.
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