Post by Billie Erin on Aug 21, 2010 16:13:15 GMT -5
Unchosen: An Epic Poem of Grand Proportions
There once was a Buffy that loved decapitation,
The price of weapons was rising thus she hated inflation,
She was told she was The Slayer, but she needed preparation,
"I'm a Slayer?!" She said. "Time for a celebration!"
This news gave her great elation!
But the party couldn't start yet: "I've got constipation."
"What's constipation?" Willow said. "I need more information."
Willow being dumb gave Buffy a lot of frustration
Whereas Xzander was clever so stated: "It's not a nice sensation."
"You're stupid, Willow!" Buffy said. "You deserve annihilation."
Buffy had a vampire-killing mission, with a killing specification.
She had to kill a vamp called Spike. She cried, "He could be anywhere in the nation!"
"But Spike has a soul Buffy," Giles said. "He needs re-classification."
So re-classifying Spike became Buffy's main aspiration.
"He had a chip once," she observed, "what a humiliation."
"Leave him alone," Harmony said with exasperation.
Buffy hated Harmony, so Harmony suffered mutilation.
Harmony cried because she loved Spike; she had an infatuation.
Buffy then left, with a customised weapon that was her own creation.
It was easy to find Spike, he smelt badly of perspiration,
Spike was living in England with a long lost relation,
This relation was a chap called Angel, towards whom Spike had no inclination.
Irritating Angel gave Spike much gratification.
But Angel was bored of Spike so shut him up using sedation,
Then Buffy appeared and ate 50 hot dogs filling both men with admiration.
They gave her food poisoning which caused many a complication.
The vamps carefully took her to a doctor and walked with trepidation
The Doctor said she couldn¡¦t walk for a week and she hated this incapacitation.
Definitely out of the question was migration.
So Angel told her a story and Spike did the narration,
But they gave her too many pillows and she nearly suffered suffocation.
She barely survived, her lungs incurred terrible inflammation.
When she was better, she exclaimed: "I need a vacation!"
Spike and Angel would miss her, so said "Can we have an invitation?"
So they all went including rubbish witch Willow who knew only 1 incantation.
They sat together on the plane as they were scared of separation.
Buffy was lazy and had many things to do, so resorted to delegation.
She had spare time and tried to do a surgery but realised she had no qualification.
Meanwhile, Spike and Angel worked together forming a collaboration,
Buffy had told them she'd meet them that night, so they oozed anticipation.
They all heard different meeting times, there was a mistake in her administration.
But that night Angel lost his soul; becoming a mutation.
It occurred to him that he loved Spike. What a realisation!
Unfortunately Spike was English, and at that moment encountered deportation.
He was unchosen.
Author's Note: My cousin, my sister and I wrote this one line each at a time. we feel it epitomises both the Buffy and Spangel relationships. Sorry.
There once was a Buffy that loved decapitation,
The price of weapons was rising thus she hated inflation,
She was told she was The Slayer, but she needed preparation,
"I'm a Slayer?!" She said. "Time for a celebration!"
This news gave her great elation!
But the party couldn't start yet: "I've got constipation."
"What's constipation?" Willow said. "I need more information."
Willow being dumb gave Buffy a lot of frustration
Whereas Xzander was clever so stated: "It's not a nice sensation."
"You're stupid, Willow!" Buffy said. "You deserve annihilation."
Buffy had a vampire-killing mission, with a killing specification.
She had to kill a vamp called Spike. She cried, "He could be anywhere in the nation!"
"But Spike has a soul Buffy," Giles said. "He needs re-classification."
So re-classifying Spike became Buffy's main aspiration.
"He had a chip once," she observed, "what a humiliation."
"Leave him alone," Harmony said with exasperation.
Buffy hated Harmony, so Harmony suffered mutilation.
Harmony cried because she loved Spike; she had an infatuation.
Buffy then left, with a customised weapon that was her own creation.
It was easy to find Spike, he smelt badly of perspiration,
Spike was living in England with a long lost relation,
This relation was a chap called Angel, towards whom Spike had no inclination.
Irritating Angel gave Spike much gratification.
But Angel was bored of Spike so shut him up using sedation,
Then Buffy appeared and ate 50 hot dogs filling both men with admiration.
They gave her food poisoning which caused many a complication.
The vamps carefully took her to a doctor and walked with trepidation
The Doctor said she couldn¡¦t walk for a week and she hated this incapacitation.
Definitely out of the question was migration.
So Angel told her a story and Spike did the narration,
But they gave her too many pillows and she nearly suffered suffocation.
She barely survived, her lungs incurred terrible inflammation.
When she was better, she exclaimed: "I need a vacation!"
Spike and Angel would miss her, so said "Can we have an invitation?"
So they all went including rubbish witch Willow who knew only 1 incantation.
They sat together on the plane as they were scared of separation.
Buffy was lazy and had many things to do, so resorted to delegation.
She had spare time and tried to do a surgery but realised she had no qualification.
Meanwhile, Spike and Angel worked together forming a collaboration,
Buffy had told them she'd meet them that night, so they oozed anticipation.
They all heard different meeting times, there was a mistake in her administration.
But that night Angel lost his soul; becoming a mutation.
It occurred to him that he loved Spike. What a realisation!
Unfortunately Spike was English, and at that moment encountered deportation.
He was unchosen.
Author's Note: My cousin, my sister and I wrote this one line each at a time. we feel it epitomises both the Buffy and Spangel relationships. Sorry.