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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 9, 2010 13:44:00 GMT -5
The wonderful AngelFaith is stuck in a hopeless tiresome marriage with Eric, my twin. I have decided to free her of him, so she can be with me.
Here's is my first attempt to win her heart. A serenade:
AngelFaith, a fan of Angel & Faith (probably)
A wonderful flower of unimaginable beauty (I've never actually seen her)
She will be mine
be my friend
my lover
my internet soulmate.
We will never meet (my face would scare her away)
but we will be forever together.
No strings attached,
no bonds made,
just fun,
forever fun.
Online fun (because for all I know you're hideous, and 100 per cent straight).
I want to know you,
like no one ever has
I want to hold you (mentally and telepathically, because of reasons mentioned above).
You will be mine.
It's been forseen
said, and typed.
You will be mine, forever mine, sweet AngelFaith.
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 13:54:33 GMT -5
Your attempts are so sad it's cute!
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 9, 2010 14:03:27 GMT -5
Your attempts are so sad it's cute! |
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 14:12:09 GMT -5
Your attempts are so sad it's cute! This isn't true love. You admitted that you're just doing this to get back at me or something. B.) You are more evil than I am. |
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 9, 2010 14:18:31 GMT -5
A.) This isn't true love. You admitted that you're just doing this to get back at me or something. B.) You are more evil than I am. |
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 14:22:54 GMT -5
She already there.
With ME.
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Post by whitecandy on Aug 9, 2010 14:56:36 GMT -5
Well Sky, that poem would have worked for me so I hope AngelFaith feels the same way  |
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 9, 2010 14:57:22 GMT -5
I like the serenade Slut but I think maybe it would be more effective if you made it rhyme next time? Rhyming is fun. And seductive.
You could also try sing "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar"- I think that song was created for situations like this.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 9, 2010 15:02:48 GMT -5
She already there. With ME. |
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 15:14:13 GMT -5
What is with the encouraging of my evil twin to attempt to seduce my wife? Really, What. The. Eff!? You could also try sing "Do You Wanna Date My Avatar"- I think that song was created for situations like this. You mean the song I used in my wedding vows? |
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Billie Erin
Ensouled Vampire
"I go back to December"
"I picked up a hitchhiker. You've got to when you hit them."[Mo0:0]
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 9, 2010 15:21:53 GMT -5
^^^ Indeed, it's just dripping with poetic irony
Oh and I'm sorry Eric I'm not trying to take sides I just find this whole thread quite amusing so am trying to encourage it.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 9, 2010 15:29:10 GMT -5
What is with the encouraging of my evil twin to attempt to seduce my wife? Really, What. The. Eff!? |
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Scarygothgirl
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'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 9, 2010 15:32:25 GMT -5
She's gonna fine it so odd when she logs on and finds this thread...
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Randi Giles
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I Want to Believe
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Post by Randi Giles on Aug 9, 2010 17:11:05 GMT -5
I'm just now seeing this. You two are too much. Sky you home wrecker. |
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Scarygothgirl
Ensouled Vampire
'What are you doing here? This is a naked place!'
~The Truth Will Free My Soul~[Mo0:32]
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 9, 2010 17:14:00 GMT -5
Sky may be breaking up a cyber-marriage but at least there are no cyber-children involved!
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 17:41:04 GMT -5
Sky is doing crap. AngelFaith and I are doing fine.
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Astray
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Post by Astray on Aug 9, 2010 17:46:41 GMT -5
This is strange.
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forgottendreamer
Potential Slayer
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Post by forgottendreamer on Aug 9, 2010 18:16:41 GMT -5
mmm so from what i've seen she has suitors of both sexes, I read something about an online wedding? An ex boyfriend and a rebound crush.
Keeping busy.
Disclaimer!(I couldn't sleep last night and was very very bored)
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Post by Eric on Aug 9, 2010 18:17:38 GMT -5
I'm not a suitor. I am AngelFaith's husband.
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forgottendreamer
Potential Slayer
I move the stars for no one![Mo0:2]
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Post by forgottendreamer on Aug 9, 2010 18:19:31 GMT -5
Ok, just a female suitor and an e-husband ;d
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