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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 30, 2010 11:25:33 GMT -5
@bentaylor
That sounds aweful. Okay, aweful for you, funny for me. Seriously, it's movie-funny. But I imagine that it's not so fun in real life.
One day me(I was 5-10 ish) and my mom was at the store. Mom owed me money, so I did some calculations in my head, and I figured that with the money she owed me and my pocket money, I could buy a CD. We get to the registry, me with my CD she with her stuff, and it turns out I don't have enough money, because I had forgotten to actually ask mom if I could get the money she owed me. I had walked up to the counter, thinking that I somehow already had the money in hand.
So she gave me the money anyway, complaining, and I stood there like a moron.
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 30, 2010 11:33:35 GMT -5
Yesterday my whilst watching a film at a friends house my friend was eating a peach and got juice all over her hands. She couldn't be bothere to go and watch them so she did a sneaky pretend-to-stretch thing so she coud wipe the juice onto the back of the sofa. What she didn't realise was that she didn't wipe it on the sofa, she actually wiped it down the back of the guy sitting next to her.
She was pretty embarrassed but I thought it was hilarious. He was just grossed out lol.
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Post by Astray on Aug 30, 2010 14:28:57 GMT -5
^  A little over a year or so ago I met up with a friend of mine who I almost never see since everyone left for college. She is complete fabulous-ness and I've always felt like I wish I had the balls that she does because she's so together. Anyway, we were taking similar classes so we decided to go shopping for art supplies and she picked me up in her car (read: envy) and we go. We spend like an hour hunting stuff down, I go to pay, and the bill totals over...$300. There was a line behind us and I didn't have enough cash and told the guy at the register I would come back the next morning and to hold it for me, and we both knew I was totally lying. Yeh. That was a really embarrassing day for me. |
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Post by drusillacakes on Aug 30, 2010 16:54:22 GMT -5
^^ Haha, yeah I've been there too buddy. Scarygothgirl-- Your story is awesome. I feel for your friend, but I would've been cracking up too. The last most embarrassing happened to me was at work.. also involving white pants. I wanted to get a wear from these summery white pants before autumn and I wasn't planning on wearing them so I wasn't wearing the proper under garments. And yes, now the world knows I own pink underwear with little red birdies on them.  |
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Post by Scarygothgirl on Aug 30, 2010 17:10:20 GMT -5
Last summer my friends and I sat outside eating icecreams at lunch time. Then we went back to school for our afternoon lessons. After which I went to the toilets and noticed that I had chocolate from my icecream on my nose. I'd been walking around school with chocolate on my nose and no-one told me! I now ask every time I east something if I have any on my face.
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Post by Astray on Aug 30, 2010 17:22:53 GMT -5
^ That is a sound policy. I'm always overly self-conscious about leaves getting stuck in my hair or something on my face or whatever. I've never had anyone besides my mother tell me something was wrong.
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy.
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Post by bonoferox on Aug 30, 2010 17:24:13 GMT -5
Your friends did that to you and they're still your friends? You're much more forgiving than I am  |
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Post by Eric on Aug 30, 2010 17:25:44 GMT -5
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy. Yeah, but guys can have embarrassing boner stories...  |
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Post by Angel Beast on Aug 30, 2010 18:17:59 GMT -5
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy. Yeah, but guys can have embarrassing boner stories... Which is why I always sat in the back of the classroom unnoticed so as to avoid such embarrassment. Though co-ed swimming was....yeah haha  |
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Post by forgottendreamer on Aug 30, 2010 18:56:32 GMT -5
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy. Yeah, but guys can have embarrassing boner stories... Puberty can be a bitch? ;d |
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Post by Miss. Rogueh on Aug 30, 2010 19:00:37 GMT -5
thats why i always tell people when they have somthing on their face, clothes, or anything... i hate when people don't tell me...
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Post by bonoferox on Aug 30, 2010 19:09:13 GMT -5
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy. Yeah, but guys can have embarrassing boner stories... So true. |
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Post by outofphase on Aug 30, 2010 19:57:19 GMT -5
last night i thought i was IMing my best friend when it turned out I was IMing my professor. it could have been a whole lot worse though.  |
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Post by Astray on Aug 30, 2010 21:39:49 GMT -5
Everyone's period stories make me thankful I'm a guy. Yeah, but guys can have embarrassing boner stories... Man I almost forgot about puberty. I never had any uh...issues though. I always wore jeans and thankfully most of the time spent at school is sitting down with a desk in front of you. P.E. shorts could have ruined me...thankfully they didn't. |
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Post by orangejuicepony on Aug 30, 2010 22:45:13 GMT -5
These stories have reminded me of other embarassing things that have happened to me.
I have also been the victim of an unexpected and irregular period but that's all I'm going to say about that.
The other day at work I took a box down and it hit me in the chin, and then proceeded to get dust all down the front of my shirt. I wiped the dust off of my shirt and went on with my day. An hour later a coworker asked me "Do you have something against your chin or something?" At which point I realized that my chin was covered in dust and I had been walking around like that for an hour.
Also my brother has a pull-up bar that goes on above doors. He had it over the bathroom door and I walked under it without realizing it was there. Then I proceeded to shut the door. I must have shut it unintentionally hard beacuse I slammed a hole into the door when it hit the pull- up bar.
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Post by AngelFaith on Aug 31, 2010 4:38:12 GMT -5
These stories are brilliant! I am giggling my ass off here. OK, embarrassing moments.
A few years back my friend and I were walking through the city and singing "Wouldn't It Be Lovely" from My Fair Lady. I decided to try and spin around or something as I was singing the last line, and instead I tripped over the massive platforms I was wearing and face planted right outside of a very busy Subway. To this day my friend likes to randomly sing "Wouldn't It Be Lovely" whenever she feels like teasing me.
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Post by Skytteflickan88 on Aug 31, 2010 6:47:02 GMT -5
I had just gotten my first cell phone from my mom, but she had misunderstood my question about how to turn it off. So when I was in the library, it started to ring. I played dumb when the librarian asked me if I hadn't seen the no cell phone sign. Then she rang again (yep, it was my mom). Man, how people stared at me.
Turnes out she had just taught me how to "log off" or "lock it", not how to turn it off. I think it took a while before I dared to go to the library again. But nowdays no one cares if you talk on the phone (okay, people might be angry, but it's not a big deal).
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Post by Jezebel Jinx on Aug 31, 2010 11:58:06 GMT -5
I love reading all these embarrassing stories it makes me feel not so embarrassed about my moments. Many of the embarrassing moments I can think of tend to involve me falling down/running into things. When I was 9 or 10 my family and I went to the beach for a vacation. It was evening and we were in the hotel room. Dad was outside smoking a cigarette and I saw him out there and wanted to go outside and see him. Well apparently at this hotel they really cleaned windows well. They had fantastic window washers because I ran full speed toward the closed screen door, not realizing it was closed and smashed my face against the door. My poor Dad he had to turn around and face the other way so he wasn't laughing in front of me because my face had this look of utter confusion and amazingly I didn't break my face or the screen door window. Another story, this one is kind of mean and embarrassing. When I was in 7th grade I was still friends with a girl I met in the 6th grade. We were in different sections of the school (in the middle school we had like 6-8 different teams named after animals and we were on separate "teams") but our teams were still really close together, she was downstairs and I was upstairs. Anyway there was a guy that I had crush on in the 6th grade but nothing ever came of it. Fast forward to the middle of 7th grade, I was going through some emotional issues and I didn't tell her what those issues were but I did mention that I did not want to go out with anyone, I just needed to be unattached and just be me. Shortly after that, probably a couple days later, the guy I had been crushing on in 6th grade came up to me and told me to stop calling him and I looked at him like he had a grown a second head. And I said 'what are you talking about, I've never called you'. I didn't even have the guys number. He didn't believe me but he was, thankfully, polite about it. Apparently my "friend" called him pretending to be me saying that I thought he was cute that I wanted to go out with him and sleep with him, basically making me look like some crazy psycho stalker chick. I confronted her the next day when I saw her and asked her why she would do that and her response was she was bored and she knew I liked him. I called her a scheming bitch and yelled out (to the entire hall of students that were passing by) that at least my boobs were natural and didn't come from the good people at Bounty. |
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Post by Billie Erin on Aug 31, 2010 12:17:02 GMT -5
^^^ I love your response Jezebel your friend really deserved that after what she did, she sounds really cruel.
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Post by Jezebel Jinx on Aug 31, 2010 12:47:46 GMT -5
^^^ I love your response Jezebel your friend really deserved that after what she did, she sounds really cruel. Thank you. That was one of the few times I had a response at the ready. Normally I get the perfect come back after the confrontation but that time the come back gods were with me. After that incident she wasn't my friend anymore. She tried to talk to me in high school and told her to leave me alone she wasn't the kind of friend that I wanted to have. If someone screws me over I never forget it, I may have moved on but I never forget. |
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