N.D.U.O
Rogue Demon Hunter
The Bird Lady of Alcatraz
The Shape of Buffy's nose is weird...[Mo0:25]
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Post by N.D.U.O on Aug 31, 2010 15:57:00 GMT -5
I'll tell one period story one non-period story.
The first one is pretty gross its the reason why I will never use pads again. I'm quite heavy and there are two problems with that. One, they are VERY large and so are visible through trousers. And two, when they are full due to the blood being on the outside of the body begin to smell. I have decided to leave the story incomplete I'm sure you can fill in the blanks.
Second non-period story is for prom I was late for the boat I had left my dads car in the traffic and was walking as fast as possible to get there on time. So, I did what any girl in a Victorian style dress would do. I picked up my hoop skirt in one hand and took off my heels and put them in the other. And ran. Down the long, long road of Embankment I could feel people staring at me but I didn't have time to be embarrassed.
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Post by whitecandy on Sept 1, 2010 3:17:45 GMT -5
I screamed at a guy sitting behind me on the train the other day as thought he was stroking my shoulder down the side of the seat, but it turned out that it was just his newspaper that had slippe down the side of the seat. In my defence it did feel like a hand and I think he was more embarrassed than me....
My life is full of embarrassing moments, I am naturally blonde, clumsy and ditsy, so I manage to get myself into all sorts of scenarios on a regular basis.
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SOMNAMBULIST 2.0
Novice Witch
Forever ♥ Always
From beneath you, it devours[Mo0:15]
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Post by SOMNAMBULIST 2.0 on Sept 1, 2010 5:35:38 GMT -5
This happened a while ago, but I had on my robe and I shut my bedroom door when I was getting ready for a shower. The rob got stuck, and I mean REALLY stuck in the door and I kept pulling and pulling into it flew out and slammed into the hallway wall before falling over the dirty laundry basket and landing face first in dirty underwear.
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