Dear Customer

[Miss. Rogueh]

So everyone that works in customer service knows there is always that one customer that drives them insane, maybe it was table 34 who ordered tons of food, trashed the table and left without tipping, maybe it was someone that came through your line and decided that they were going to talk on the phone the whole time, acting annoyed when you tell them the total...

Here is your chance to rant and rave about them without them ever knowing...

Dear Table 13
You came in three mins before closing. You brought 3 kids to a resturaunt at 9:57 pm those kids should be in bed. Then you allowed your children (i assume they are children because if you ask me they could have been spawned from some kind of demon) to run around the resturaunt pulling things off tables and wiping their sticky hands all over everything. I just cleaned everything... you use all of the sugar (that i just refilled) and your children get more food on the floor then in their mouth. After all of this you leave me a seventy five cent tip? Please take your spawn of demon children and never come back.
Thank you
Your Waitress

[Billie Erin]

Dear mother-of-"darling"-and-his-brother,

Your spoilt children really got on my nerves in the fruit and veg shop recently, when you allowed your precious "darling" and his annoying little brother to play a game of "let's get all the bananas that have been carefully arranged around the shop and bruise easily and pile them in a basket and take them to mummy who picks one bunch, pays, and then leaves the poor sales assistant to put the squished bananas back". Your snotty, millionaire-farmer voice didn't help.

[PJ]

Dear.....stupid-children-in-the-back-throwing-all-of-the-severed-arms/legs-around......

I really appreciate you not listening to me when i said don't throw those severed arms and legs. I mean, i was DYING to pick them all up and put them up on the chain the were so nicely hung up on. What are good junior high customers for?? I really hope that you come in again and do the same thing, i always look forward to picking after you!

Best Regards.
-PJ