STORY TIME !!

[Kara]

Earlier me , the male slayer, emmie , whydam, and buffyfanforever, started this roleplaying game in the chatbox and it was so much fun so I thought I'd do it here so here goes:




Kara walks briskly through a cemetary , she shivers , but keeps walking she hears a howl far off in the distance so she begans to run . She stupidly falls into a grave and can't get out . So she starts yelling when no one comes she falls asleep......................................................... so what happens next?

[Rachster]

me bff< is walking through the cemetery when i see kara in the grave so i wake her up and help her out when all of a sudden we are attacked by a huge vamp!

[Kara]

Kara quickly pulls out a sharp stake and plunges it into the vamps heart. The vampire doesn't die ,Suddenly bff screams "It's an ubervamp" So we both run as fast as we can to the bronze where we see.....................

[Aloha Joe]

...Aloha Joe dancing insanely badly. He cruises on over to the ladies and hits them with a particularly bad pickup line. Of course, they're more worried about ubervamp than geek boy in front of them. They quickly push him aside and rush towards the back exit. Ubervamp bursts in and grabs Aloha Joe by the throat.

"Help..." Joe quietly squeaks. What will Kara and BFF do? Probably let him die, I'm guessing.

[Kara]

Kara thinks Aloha joe is funny and enjoys his geeky pickup lines and so she hits the ubervamp over the head with a beer bottle. Then kara buys a round of capaccinos for bff and aloha joe........... and then they see ..............

[themaleslayer]

the male slayer, coming in and killing the ubervamp. Then he suddenly breaks the 4th wall by saying "And Joss only made slayers a girl" and than...

[Aloha Joe]

Joss bursts out of the shadows brandishing some sort of weapon-thing. It has many blades and is a very weird shade of purple. He rushes at the Male Slayer when suddenly...

[Kara]

Kara insists that tms must have once been a girl to become a slayer which causes a heated argument in which tms says.................................

[themaleslayer]

"I must've had a secret surgery " Nah...to which kara says:

[Kara]

I am running off with aloha joe to get married tms will you be my maid of honor? lol

[Rachster]

bff< is upset that kara did not ask her to be made or honor so she curses the wedding for bad luck

[Kara]

Kara is upset that bff thought she was serious and immediately begs for forgiveness

[Aloha Joe]

Joss stands around looking confused. "Helloooo? Weapon here! Me all scary, you all scared. That's how things are supposed to go here. Not wedding plans!"

"Wait... I'm getting married?" says Aloha Joe. "I've never even been on a date! But, hey, Kara's hot, so I'll go along with it. She's rich, too, right?"

"How should I know? I'm just a guy carrying a huge scary-looking weapon that no one's afraid of," says Joss.

"I've got a huge, scary weapon, too," says Aloha Joe with a wink.

"Really? How many blades does it have?"

"... I... That... I meant... Innuendo."

"Never heard of that brand. They good?"

Joe sidesteps out of the room.

In the other room, Joe leaps into Kara's arms. "Take me away, lover-lady-person!"

Kara says, "You're supposed to carry me. I'm the bride."

"Yes, but I'm all with the weak and lazy. Whisk me away, lovelybottom."

"We're gonna have to have a talk about appropriate pet names..."

"OH! I get it! You're talking about your downtown bananza!" cries a voice from the other room.

TMS and BFF are dancing in a corner for no apparent reason, when suddenly...

[Kara]

A weird stench meets Kara and Joes noses.....

"Ugh, What is that smellll ?" , Kara yells over the music

Then suddenly some kind of demon walks out of the bathroom

"Oh, Sorry about that folks , I had the enchiladas" The demon says bluntly

Aloha Joe passes out from the smell so Kara carries him home and they fall asleep

then in the middle of the nite someone bangs on the door , Kara answeres it and is

surprised to see it was......................................

[Aloha Joe]

A Magician. A Magician Named Gosh.

"Heard you were having a wedding. I perform at weddings, you know. I don't cost too much either. Just need a soul or two."

"That sounds pretty reasonable."

Meanwhile, in the bedroom, Aloha Joe wakes up.

"Wha?... Did I... Oh my god. I think I did... I mated with a woman! Woo! I wish I could remember it. Boy, I hope I didn't cry too much."

Suddenly the window burst open. In flew a some flying monkey creatures that in no way resembled the Flying Monkeys from The Wizard of Oz for copyright reasons. They grabbed Joe and flew off into the night. Would Kara, his one true love, rescue him? I mean... he's ok, but not worth risking your life over.

[Kara]

Kara pondered what to do . Should she save the one person she has ever kinda truly loved or ask this cute magician guy for his number.

"Well" , Kara spoke slowly ,"I guess we'll have to save him."


Then somehow they had poofed right out of the room to some sort of dungeon.

"Hey" Kara shouted ,"Why are we here we're supposed to save my true love"

and then the magician.................

[Aloha Joe]

...laughed maniacally and then that turned into a bit of a coughing fit that ended with a very disappointing wheeze.

"Whew... sorry... dusty in here."

"It's ok. Are you going to kill me? Or possibly make me your sex slave? If so, I'm leaning more to the one in which I'm not dead."

"Actually, I have a girlfriend and I'm not planning on killing you. This is where those monkeys are bringing Joe. For you see, this is my kingdom and this is my dungeon. I thought we could hold the ceremony here. Nice and dank, doncha think?"

"Um... it's nice and all... but I'm not sure I like the dead bodies in the corner."

"Oh, those are just some door-to-door salesmen I had some problems with. We can move them."

All of a sudden-like, Joe crashed through the ceiling. He was holding a bag from Burger King.

"Your monkeys need to work on their landing, Josh. And they told me to give you this."

Joe handed over the bag of burgers.

"Ah, yes!" said Josh. "Food for after the reception!"

"We're not eating burgers at my wedding," said Kara.

"Hey... did we... do it?" asks Joe.

"What's wrong with burgers?" asks Josh.

"I just want something more elegant!"

"Because... I mean... I was in your bed..."

"Burgers ARE elegant! These, specifically. Perfect amount of condiments."

"And I'm missing a sock..."

"I want a cake!"

"Burger cake?"

"And I feel like a man now..."

"Not burger cake! Cake cake!"

"I mean, if we didn't... that's ok, too, I guess... Hey, is that dead bodies in the corner?"

"I've been meaning to clean, ok? I don't have cake."

"We can't have a wedding without cake!"

"Wait... We're not getting married because I... impregnated you or anything, are we? My parents would so disapprove..."

[Kara]

"Hello Einstein I wanted to marry you before You came to my house "

"So I didn't impregnate you?"

"Unless you figured out a form of impregnating me by snoring and taking the covers , then no I believe we didn't "

"Um excuse me........,gosh said ," Are we gonna have the ceremony or not"

"NOT" Kara shouted, "I don't even have a dress or my bride's maid or or...................cake"

[Aloha Joe]

"I'm not a man..."

"Well, duh," says Josh. "I could have told you that."

"You will be someday. Just not anytime soon. We have no cake. Cake is very important in a relationship."

"That and being number one on each other's respective MySpaces," adds Josh.

"But you're my number one, Josh," says Joe.

"I know it's going to be hard for you to give me up... but you have to. For hot Buffy fangirls."

"Yes. For hot Buffy mes," adds Kara.

"Ok... If I must..."

Joe walks over to the computer to bump Josh down a peg, when suddenly...

[Kara]

Wyndam comes flying through the window on one of the flying monkey's that in no way resemble the ones from the wizard of oz for copyright reasons.

"I heard there was a wedding",said Wyndam

"Well there is , but there's no cake , no dress , no bridesmaids and their seems to be problems in the decor and myspace top person area's , Kara said in one breath

"Well who's your # 1 on myspace, kara?, asks Josh

"um , I don't remember I've been to busy to go on there " replied kara

"WHAT!" , Wyndam shouted "myspace is importiant ", without it we wouldn't know what our friends in Thailand we're doing on friday, or what mood they're in !"

"Calm down , If I wasn't fighting evil and saving the world from apocalypse , your precious myspace would not be an issue"

Joe was still messing around on the computer vaguely aware of what the others were talking about, he was still wondering how long it would be till he became a man.

and then he stumbled upon a site that made him gasp.................