Post by VampSlayer on Aug 12, 2008 21:22:24 GMT -5
((((If you are reading, I only am writing this on slayalive, because my computer is f*cked up!))))
Scout the Next Slayer
Episode 4 - Situations
(Giles' House)
It is silent, and all we can hear is Giles' breathing.
Then all of a sudden we hear someone screaming.
ANYA : Giles! My bed IS TOO soft!
Giles sighed, and rolled over on his side.
NARRATOR : Anya had not stopped complaining all night. It was one thing after another! Giles had finally given up on 'helping' Anya's 'problems'. And he was VERY tired after getting up every five minutes.
ANYA : Bed. TOO. SOFT!
We hear Giles throw his pillow over his head.
(Haven High School/Swedish Classroom)
MRS FENDEL : And that is what happened in “The Joy of Swedish” chapter three.
There is the sound of the bell ringing.
Next there is sounds of chairs sliding, and people getting up to their feet.
MRS FENDEL : Thank you for helping me out today, Mr. Kaplan. Truth be told,(Gets into whisper voice) I didn't finish chapter three. I nag you students to finish your reading, and here I din't even finish! I MUST BE the worst teacher...ever!
JERRY : Nah, I think you're a pretty good teacher, Mrs. Fendel.
MRS FENDEL : Oh. Why, thank you. At least I have ONE good student!(She called to the class, who was not listening.)
NARRATOR : Jerry, just like the other students, gathered his things. But un-like the other students, Jerry waited at the door. Meanwhile, Scout and Vera where getting their things together for Math and History.
VERA : Chapter three was not too bad.
SCOUT : Are you serious?! Who wants to read about 'All of the Wonderful Things in Swedish'?
VERA : It's called 'The Joy of Swedish.
Vera laughed.
VERA : And I didn't say that I LIKED reading it. That chapter just was not AS BAD as the first two.
SCOUT : I guess...Are you looking at Jerry Kaplan?(She says in a high voice.)
VERA : ...Um, what? No! ...Okay, I was, but how can I not?! He's just so...so...well, you know what I mean!
NARRATOR : Vera followed Scout to the door, but only to stop when seeing Jerry was still there.
VERA : Why is he still at the door? It's only ME AND YOU left in here. ...Oh, my god, we are getting closer!
SCOUT : Vera, shut up! If you want Jerry to like you, you don't want him to think you are desperate.(She said in a whisper.)
JERRY : Hey, Vera.
NARRATOR : After a few seconds of not speaking, Scout elbowed Vera in the side.
VERA : ...Uh...Hi, J-Jerry!
JERRY : Nice to know that you didn't go mute, you had me worried there for a moment. And what about your friend...Scout, right, can she talk?
SCOUT : Yes, the friend CAN talk.
JERRY ; Good, because I might need someone to come out with me tonight, and I would want to make sure that they can talk...
There was silence.
SCOUT : ...Are you asking me OUT?
JERRY : Um, if it's okay with you...Well, yeah, I guess I am. Would you wanna go out later tonight?
VERA : Um...no, me and Scout have some-
SCOUT : No, I'd love to!
JERRY : Awesome! You wanna meet out front of the school at about 7:30?
SCOUT : Yep, sounds good!
JERRY : Awesome...again. I know a GREAT place to eat at...Well, Ill see 'ya later, Scout.
All we hear is footsteps walk away until they can not be heard any more.
VERA : Scout...how could you...how WOULD you?!
Next we hear Vera's footsteps leave as well.
(Scout's House)
NARRATOR : Back at Scout's Home, Alexa had been picked up from school. She had gotten her 'sickness' back. Her excuse was that it had went away, then it came back like magic. Alexa sat on the sofa, wrapped up in a quilt.
Alexa let out a fake cough. There were noises from the TV in the background.
FELIX : You feeling any better?!(He yelled from the kitchen.)
ALEXA : About the same!(She said trying to sound sick.)
After a few seconds of Alexa's fake coughing, and the TV sounds, footsteps walked into the room.
FELIX : Alexa... do yo-
There was a click, and the TV was turned off.
ALEXA : What is it, Daddy?
FELIX : I want to know if you know what Scout is up to? You're her cousin, and I thought that maybe she told you something...Has she?
There was a pause.
FELIX : Alexa, you can tell me if Scout has said anything...anything at all, you won't get in ANY trouble.
ALEXA : Well, she isn't having unprotected sex if that is what you are trying to get at...
Alexa giggled quietly.
Then Felix sighed, and we hear his palm slap his forehead.
FELIX : That isn't funny, Alexa... But really...do you know what she is doing? Yes or no?
ALEXA : No...
FELIX : Alexa...tell the truth...
There was another short pause.
ALEXA : Well...I-
(Haven High School/Hall ways.)
NARRATOR : Back at Haven High, things were getting out of hands. Vera would not speak to Scout, and she would run away from her if she saw Scout's face. And Jerry was trying to avoid his sister's lecture.
JANIE : Jerry! Do not run away from me again! I've been hunting you down for the past two periods! Is it true? I mean, are the rumors true? Because my brother asking out some loser girl out to-
JERRY : Why would you care if I asked someone out?!
JANIE : Well I wouldn't care if you asked out one of the cheerleaders, or models...or a cheerleader that IS a model...and- OH MY GOD, YOU DID ASK HER OUT!
JERRY ; So what?
Janie gasps for air.
JANIE : 'So what'?! What do you mean, 'so what'?! I-
JERRY : What I mean by 'So what', is 'So what'!
JANIE : How could you damage my life like this, Jerry? You already have my good looks, you are so lucky that I was your twin. Why would you want to ask out....Scout?! Uh! Her name is just as gross as she is! ...Wait, I'm not sure now which is grosser...
JERRY : She isn't that bad! And it looks like she has a sense of humor...and I like that.
JANIE : Humor?! What about looks?!
JERRY : Who says that she doesn't have looks?!
JANIE : Uh, duh, me! And if I say she doesn't...she DOESN'T!
JERRY : Whatever you, say, sis! Would you like me to kneel down and obey?!
JANIE : Well...yes, that would be nice.
NARRATOR : Jerry got on his knees, and bowed down.
JERRY : OH GREAT ONE!(He said loudly for everyone to hear.)
Footsteps stop, and it is quiet.
JANIE : Um, Jerry, people are looking...
JERRY : Oh GREAT ONE, I OBEY!
There are laughs from everyone.
JANIE : Jerry, normally I would like this...but people are looking...looking very weird at us!
NARRATOR : After a minute of Jerry still making a fool of himself, Janie was through with trying to keep him from his date. If there was one thing that she hated more than losers...it was being embarrassed.
There is the sounds of Janie's footsteps leaving, and then Jerry gets up off of the ground.
JERRY : And that's how you get rid of her, everyone!(To the people laughing.)
(Haven High School/Library)
Scout walks into the library, and slams the door behind her. She sighs angrily.
XANDER : Having trouble?
SCOUT : Yes! Vera, my only friend in this school-
XANDER : Hey!
SCOUT : You don't count! Anyway, she is my ONLY friend here...and she won't even look at me. Much less talk to me!
Giles is sitting in a chair behind Scout.
GILES : (Yawns first) And why is that?(Sounds tired)
Scout turns around to look at him.
SCOUT : What's your problem?
XANDER : He was up all night by Anya. I didn't believe him until I stopped by this morning...She wouldn't SHUT UP!
GILES : (Yawns again) Told you...
SCOUT : Okay, I haven't gotten any sleep for the past month! Now, I have a REAL problem!
XANDER : Right, back to your 'huge' problem.
SCOUT : Well, what should I do?!
XANDER : Your asking ME for advice?
SCOUT : Yes...or should I go to Anya-
XANDER/GILES : No!
GILES : She may tell you some odd...and frightening answer.
XANDER : Yeah, Anya just came back from the dead, which I still thank you for.
SCOUT : Fine, so tell me what I sh-
XANDER : Giles, is it safe to leave Anya home...by her self?
Pause.
GILES : Who knows, she probably is just complaining...so no harm...
XANDER : Anya is ki-
GILES : (Interrupts) She going to to try to burn down the house, because it's too small, isn't she! She is crazy!
SCOUT : I don't she would burn down a house, not even if it IS small.
XANDER : You don't know Anya very well...and her coming back from the dead doesn't help with the whole burning house down situation.
SCOUT : Where did we get all this 'burning the house down' information?
XANDER : She...Well, really I think Anya is making Giles go insane, and, well, I think I may be insane already...
SCOUT : And why are YOU insane?
XANDER : Hello, have you noticed the one eye?! Having your eye poked out by some creepy paster doesn't make you any more sane!
GILES : I'm going to check on Anya, and maybe take a nap while I'm home. (Yawns again.)
Giles walks out of the library.
SCOUT : Xander, you are no help.
Scout leaves as well.
Silence...
XANDER : What do I do now?!(Calls after Giles, even though he knows that he cannot hear him.)
(Scout's House)
ALEXA : Well...I-
The phone rings.
Felix sighs, then answers the phone.
FLELIX : Hello?(Says like he is in a good mood.)
ALEXA : Wow, that was a big save.(She whispered to herself.)
FELIX : Sure, but only this ONE time. Why today?
Pause.
FELIX : Okay, no problem. Ill leave now, and Ill be there in...like a half hour. ...Bye
Phone clicks off.
Felix walks back into the room.
FELIX : That was Scout, she needs me to pick her up from school...wow, it's already that late. Anyway, she said that she needs to be home as quick as she can...says she has a big night.
ALEXA : Okay...am I going too?(Sick voice?)
FELIX : No, you stay here...and rest! We'll continue out conversation later...
ALEXA : Sounds...good.
FELIX : You'll be okay for a little while?
ALEXA : Yes, dad, Ill be fine.
FELIX : You're growing up too quick..stop it!
Alexa laughs for a second.
Felix walks out of the door.
ALEXA : Finally.
The TV clicks back on.
(Haven High School/Exit.)
Sounds of people walking, just anything that sounds like kids running to bus, ect.
Scout is standing around, and sees Vera walk out of the school, and toward the bus.
SCOUT : Vera, wait!
She runs after her.
SCOUT : Vera!
NARRATOR : Scout still had not spoke to Vera ever since she agreed to go out with Jerry Kaplan.
Scout sighs.
There is a car beep.
FELIX : Com'on!(Shouting from car.)
NARRATOR : Felix had showed up to get Scout. She needed to be home as quickly as possible to get ready. But now she was wondering if she should still go out tonight...was it worth her friendship with Vera?
(Inside Felix's Car)
Car door opening, and then shutting.
FELIX : So why do you need to be home so early?
SCOUT : Believe it, or not, but I have a date tonight.
Pause.
FELIX : Yeah...I don't think I do believe it...
SCOUT : Oh, thanks, that makes me feel good.(Sarcastic)
FELIX : Im just kidding. ... Where are you going?
SCOUT : Im not sure. But we're meeting outside the school...
FELIX : And who is driving you?
SCOUT : ...Good question...can you?
Felix sighs.
FELIX : I guess I can...you aren't going to be having unprotected sex, are you?(Laughs to himself)
SCOUT : Oh, my god! What did Alexa say?!
FELIX : You are?!
SCOUT : No!!! Im not that stupid!
FELIX : Well...good! At least you are smart...
SCOUT : Did Alexa say anything else?
FELIX : No...I tried to get something out of her...but I take it she doesn't know what you do when you sneak out...
SCOUT : Nope, she knows NOTHING...
FELIX : You know, you don't need to keep secrets from me...
SCOUT : I know...but I really am not doing anything bad...and its important...
Felx sighs again.
FELIX : ...Well...I guess I can't stop you.
SCOUT : Nope...
Pause.
FELIX : Well, maybe I can. You stop sneaking around, and Ill drive you tonight.
SCOUT : I cant!
FELIX : Date...or sneaking...what is it?
SCOUT : Date...I guess...
NARRATOR : Scout really wasn't gong to stop sneaking...it was her job as a slayer.
FELIX : Promise?
SCOUT : (Sighs) Promise...
(Giles' House)
Giles walks in the door.
GILES : Anya!
No answer.
GILES : Anya! Anya!
ANYA : W-...What?!
NARRATOR : As Giles walks into the kitchen, he sees Anya sitting on the floor, with her back against the counter. And in her hand was some of his vodka.
GILES : Anya, what are you doing?!
ANYA : What does it look like? ... Im drinking...
GILES : Yes, drinking my vodka!
ANYA : What can I sa...say, I-I stressed...
Pause.
GILES : Anya, how can you be stressed?!
ANYA : Well...all of these problems just keep coming up at me...one after another...
GILES : Problems?!
ANYA : Yes...
GILES : Like what?!
ANYA : Like last night...when my pillow was too fluffy...or when the bed was too hard. And when I saw that ugly cupboard...I ripped the door off...and there was this vodka...
GILES : Yes, those 'problems' were horrible...wait, you ripped my cupboard door off?!
ANYA : Yes, it was too ugly.
GILES : I should be the one drinking...give me some of that!
Giles takes the vodka bottle from her, and takes a sip.
(Scout's House)
NARRATOR : Everything was going good...well except for Scout and Vera not talking. Scout was looking her best, Alexa still was keeping the secret, and Felix actually believed that Scout would not be running off any more.
ALEXA : At least I kept your secret!
SCOUT : Well you could have left out your theory of me having sex!
ALEXA : Trust me, I HAD to do it. The look dad made was so worth it.
Alexa laughed quietly.
SCOUT : What are you doing in my room anyway...aren't you 'sick'?
ALEXA : I was, but it keeps coming and going.
SCOUT : Right...
ALEXA : You know, you actually look kinda pretty.
SCOUT : I think that is the first nice thing you told me every since I've known you...
ALEXA : I thanked you from saving me from flesh eating monsters, didn't I?
SCOUT : That's not being nice, that was being polite...and they were demons.
ALEXA : Whatever, demons, monsters, ghosts, they all are freaky.
SCOUT : Well, that's ONE thing we can agree on.
FELIX : Scout, someone is here to see you!
SCOUT : What? That can't be Jerry...we aren't even meeting here...
FELIX : Scout?!
SCOUT : Okay! Be right down!
Scout walks out of her room, and pushed Alexa out with her.
There were foot steps coming up the stairs. Who was it?
NARRATOR : And it was none other than...Vera.
SCOUT : Vera? What ae you doing here?
VERA : Um...can we go in your room?
SCOUT : Um, sure...Alexa stay out!
ALEXA : (Sighs) Fine! (Walks away.)
SCOUT : Com'on in.
They both walk into her Scour's room.
Scout sits on her bed.
SCOUT : So, what do you want?
Pause.
VERA : Why did you say yes?!
SCOUT : Well...I thought it may be fun to have a first date here...and what are the chances of someone else asking ...ever?
VERA : Still, you knew I liked him!
SCOUT : Well...maybe when I go out with him tonight...I can take notes on what he likes...so that you can know.
VERA : No! I should be able to do it on my own! I was so happy that he even said hi to me...then it was ruined not even one second later!
SCOUT : I'm sorry should I-
VERA : No! don't stand him up! He won't ever like me anyay...he already likes you...
Vera starts to get weepy.
SCOUT : Vera...Im so sorry...
VERA : Forget it! I hope you two will be happy together!
Vera runs out the door, and down the stairs.
Scout sighs, and puts he face in her hands.
(Scout's street.)
NARRATOR : Vera walked out of Scout's house. She couldn't control her tears.
Vera sniffs, and stops running from the house. She cries for a moment.
NARRATOR : But Vera was in much trouble....more than boy trouble.
There is a growling sound.
Vera screams.
NARRATOR : Two vampires grabbed Vera, and dragged her off of the sidewalk, and into the darkness of night fall. Scout chose that it would be best to chase after her friend.
Scout runs out of the door.
SCOUT : Vera! ...Vera!
She looked around for Vera.
There is another growl, and then a sound of a punch.(A vamp hits her over the head. We hear Scout hit the ground.
(Giles' House)
NARRATOR : Meanwhile, Giles and Anya were drinknig away at the vodka stash.
ANYA : You kn-know...one of the things they did to me when I was...was dead...was-was involving bunnies...
GILES : Oh, yes...bunnies are horrible...(Laughs)
ANYA ; I know...they're the worst...
GILES ; How did we get talking about bunnies again?
ANYA : We were discussing when I was a bunny for hollowseve...
GILES : Right...and remember when we were all singing from that...demon thing Dawn summoned?
ANYA : I thought Xander summoned it...Oh, well, who cares, it was just a red demon the could sing...
GILES : (Laughs.) We are so drunk...
ANYA : I know...its great! I haven't seen even ONE problem in an hour!
GILES : Wow...I think that's a record...
ANYA : (Laughs.) And me and Xander sang and dance...dance in out pajamas.
GILES : Yes, you told me...(Laughs as well)
ANYA : It was like...'I...feel...' Oh, duh! 'I fell, he fell feller!' That's it!
GILES : That's very strange...
ANYA : Yes...but at least it rhymed..
GILES : Yes, Ill give you credit for the rhyming...
ANYA : And then after that whole singing and dancing problem...we were all memory dead...
GILES : Yes...that's when we thought we were married!(Laughs)
ANYA : Oh yeah! (Laughs)
GILES : And we kissed...9Laughs quietly for only a second.)
ANYA : Yeah... (Anya looks at him.)
GILES : What's them matter?
NARRATOR : And that's when Anya made a move.
Kissing noises.
The noises stop.
ANYA : Oh. My. God... I'm going to drink unti lI forget that I EVER that...
GILES : I think that would be best...
They both take a swing of vodka.
(Scout's Steet)
NARRATOR : Scout finally regained her conciseness slowly, but surely.
We hear Scout grunt in pain. She rubs her head.
SCOUT : (Grunts again.) What happened...? Vera?!
Pause.
SCOUT : Huh?
She picks something up off of the ground, next to her.
SCOUT :(Examines it.) Wow, a letter written in blood...that's original.
Once moire, a small pause.
SCOUT : We have the girl. She is unharmed. You have finished off most of our brothers in this town, and we want revenge. Come to the cemetery to turn yourself into us, and we will leave this place.
SCOUT : (Sigh.) Well...I'm probably already late for my date...Vera, it's your lucky day...
She jumps to her feet, and runs into her house.
FELIX : Were have you been? We were supposed to late five minutes ago., I've been calling your name.
SCOUT : I was trying to talk to Vera...and I think I SHOULD talk to her. She wouldn't listen. I hurt her feelings...and I should make up with her.
FELIX : So, then your not-
SCOUT : No, I think this is more important...
NARRATOR : Scout runs up the stairs to change quickly. Once changed, and had gotten a stake Scout was stopped by none other than...
ALEXA : Where are you going?(She asks walking into Scout's room.)
SCOUT : Dont say a word while Im gone!
She hides her stake in her outfit.
ALEXA : Fine.
SCOUT : Good, Ill be back soon.
She runs out of her room, and down her steps.
SCOUT : Felix, Ill be back very soon, I just need to see Vera!
FELIX : Take your time, it's only 7:45.
Scout runs out of the house. A few seconds later the door opens.
SCOUT : And since I don't need a ride to Vera's, our deal is off!
She runs out for the last time.
(Haven Graveyard.)
NARRATOR : The two vampires were waiting for Scout, they knew she would show...and if not, they would still get dinner. Vera was wrapped to tomb stone.
There are sobs from Vera heard.
VAMPIRE 1 : Shut your whining, filth!
VAMPIRE 2 : Yeah, shut up, you're making me hungry!
Vera tried to stop crying.
Vampire 2 : Hey, I think I'm getting something...
The vampires sniff around.
It is silent, and then there is a thwack!
Scout has made her surprise attack on the vampires.
There are all of the fighting noises(the usual).
We hear a vamp getting dusted.
VERA : Scout, you came! You missed your date...
(Scout talks between fighting.)
SCOUT : Yeah, I know!
Fighting stops.
VAMPIRE 1 : Why? I thought we made a deal!
SCOUT : Why does everyone keep thinking I make deals today?!
You hear Scout kick him.
SCOUT : And like you were reall going to leave Haven, please!
We hear the vamp get dusted.
SCOUT : Vera...you okay?
VERA : W-What...was all of that?!
SCOUT : (Sighs) I have a lot to tell you...
(Haven High School/ Out front.)
It is silent.
JERRY : Whatever...she ain't coming...
We hear him walk off.
To be continued.
(Mwahahahahahaha!!!! I'm done in less than a day!!)
Scout the Next Slayer
Episode 4 - Situations
(Giles' House)
It is silent, and all we can hear is Giles' breathing.
Then all of a sudden we hear someone screaming.
ANYA : Giles! My bed IS TOO soft!
Giles sighed, and rolled over on his side.
NARRATOR : Anya had not stopped complaining all night. It was one thing after another! Giles had finally given up on 'helping' Anya's 'problems'. And he was VERY tired after getting up every five minutes.
ANYA : Bed. TOO. SOFT!
We hear Giles throw his pillow over his head.
(Haven High School/Swedish Classroom)
MRS FENDEL : And that is what happened in “The Joy of Swedish” chapter three.
There is the sound of the bell ringing.
Next there is sounds of chairs sliding, and people getting up to their feet.
MRS FENDEL : Thank you for helping me out today, Mr. Kaplan. Truth be told,(Gets into whisper voice) I didn't finish chapter three. I nag you students to finish your reading, and here I din't even finish! I MUST BE the worst teacher...ever!
JERRY : Nah, I think you're a pretty good teacher, Mrs. Fendel.
MRS FENDEL : Oh. Why, thank you. At least I have ONE good student!(She called to the class, who was not listening.)
NARRATOR : Jerry, just like the other students, gathered his things. But un-like the other students, Jerry waited at the door. Meanwhile, Scout and Vera where getting their things together for Math and History.
VERA : Chapter three was not too bad.
SCOUT : Are you serious?! Who wants to read about 'All of the Wonderful Things in Swedish'?
VERA : It's called 'The Joy of Swedish.
Vera laughed.
VERA : And I didn't say that I LIKED reading it. That chapter just was not AS BAD as the first two.
SCOUT : I guess...Are you looking at Jerry Kaplan?(She says in a high voice.)
VERA : ...Um, what? No! ...Okay, I was, but how can I not?! He's just so...so...well, you know what I mean!
NARRATOR : Vera followed Scout to the door, but only to stop when seeing Jerry was still there.
VERA : Why is he still at the door? It's only ME AND YOU left in here. ...Oh, my god, we are getting closer!
SCOUT : Vera, shut up! If you want Jerry to like you, you don't want him to think you are desperate.(She said in a whisper.)
JERRY : Hey, Vera.
NARRATOR : After a few seconds of not speaking, Scout elbowed Vera in the side.
VERA : ...Uh...Hi, J-Jerry!
JERRY : Nice to know that you didn't go mute, you had me worried there for a moment. And what about your friend...Scout, right, can she talk?
SCOUT : Yes, the friend CAN talk.
JERRY ; Good, because I might need someone to come out with me tonight, and I would want to make sure that they can talk...
There was silence.
SCOUT : ...Are you asking me OUT?
JERRY : Um, if it's okay with you...Well, yeah, I guess I am. Would you wanna go out later tonight?
VERA : Um...no, me and Scout have some-
SCOUT : No, I'd love to!
JERRY : Awesome! You wanna meet out front of the school at about 7:30?
SCOUT : Yep, sounds good!
JERRY : Awesome...again. I know a GREAT place to eat at...Well, Ill see 'ya later, Scout.
All we hear is footsteps walk away until they can not be heard any more.
VERA : Scout...how could you...how WOULD you?!
Next we hear Vera's footsteps leave as well.
(Scout's House)
NARRATOR : Back at Scout's Home, Alexa had been picked up from school. She had gotten her 'sickness' back. Her excuse was that it had went away, then it came back like magic. Alexa sat on the sofa, wrapped up in a quilt.
Alexa let out a fake cough. There were noises from the TV in the background.
FELIX : You feeling any better?!(He yelled from the kitchen.)
ALEXA : About the same!(She said trying to sound sick.)
After a few seconds of Alexa's fake coughing, and the TV sounds, footsteps walked into the room.
FELIX : Alexa... do yo-
There was a click, and the TV was turned off.
ALEXA : What is it, Daddy?
FELIX : I want to know if you know what Scout is up to? You're her cousin, and I thought that maybe she told you something...Has she?
There was a pause.
FELIX : Alexa, you can tell me if Scout has said anything...anything at all, you won't get in ANY trouble.
ALEXA : Well, she isn't having unprotected sex if that is what you are trying to get at...
Alexa giggled quietly.
Then Felix sighed, and we hear his palm slap his forehead.
FELIX : That isn't funny, Alexa... But really...do you know what she is doing? Yes or no?
ALEXA : No...
FELIX : Alexa...tell the truth...
There was another short pause.
ALEXA : Well...I-
(Haven High School/Hall ways.)
NARRATOR : Back at Haven High, things were getting out of hands. Vera would not speak to Scout, and she would run away from her if she saw Scout's face. And Jerry was trying to avoid his sister's lecture.
JANIE : Jerry! Do not run away from me again! I've been hunting you down for the past two periods! Is it true? I mean, are the rumors true? Because my brother asking out some loser girl out to-
JERRY : Why would you care if I asked someone out?!
JANIE : Well I wouldn't care if you asked out one of the cheerleaders, or models...or a cheerleader that IS a model...and- OH MY GOD, YOU DID ASK HER OUT!
JERRY ; So what?
Janie gasps for air.
JANIE : 'So what'?! What do you mean, 'so what'?! I-
JERRY : What I mean by 'So what', is 'So what'!
JANIE : How could you damage my life like this, Jerry? You already have my good looks, you are so lucky that I was your twin. Why would you want to ask out....Scout?! Uh! Her name is just as gross as she is! ...Wait, I'm not sure now which is grosser...
JERRY : She isn't that bad! And it looks like she has a sense of humor...and I like that.
JANIE : Humor?! What about looks?!
JERRY : Who says that she doesn't have looks?!
JANIE : Uh, duh, me! And if I say she doesn't...she DOESN'T!
JERRY : Whatever you, say, sis! Would you like me to kneel down and obey?!
JANIE : Well...yes, that would be nice.
NARRATOR : Jerry got on his knees, and bowed down.
JERRY : OH GREAT ONE!(He said loudly for everyone to hear.)
Footsteps stop, and it is quiet.
JANIE : Um, Jerry, people are looking...
JERRY : Oh GREAT ONE, I OBEY!
There are laughs from everyone.
JANIE : Jerry, normally I would like this...but people are looking...looking very weird at us!
NARRATOR : After a minute of Jerry still making a fool of himself, Janie was through with trying to keep him from his date. If there was one thing that she hated more than losers...it was being embarrassed.
There is the sounds of Janie's footsteps leaving, and then Jerry gets up off of the ground.
JERRY : And that's how you get rid of her, everyone!(To the people laughing.)
(Haven High School/Library)
Scout walks into the library, and slams the door behind her. She sighs angrily.
XANDER : Having trouble?
SCOUT : Yes! Vera, my only friend in this school-
XANDER : Hey!
SCOUT : You don't count! Anyway, she is my ONLY friend here...and she won't even look at me. Much less talk to me!
Giles is sitting in a chair behind Scout.
GILES : (Yawns first) And why is that?(Sounds tired)
Scout turns around to look at him.
SCOUT : What's your problem?
XANDER : He was up all night by Anya. I didn't believe him until I stopped by this morning...She wouldn't SHUT UP!
GILES : (Yawns again) Told you...
SCOUT : Okay, I haven't gotten any sleep for the past month! Now, I have a REAL problem!
XANDER : Right, back to your 'huge' problem.
SCOUT : Well, what should I do?!
XANDER : Your asking ME for advice?
SCOUT : Yes...or should I go to Anya-
XANDER/GILES : No!
GILES : She may tell you some odd...and frightening answer.
XANDER : Yeah, Anya just came back from the dead, which I still thank you for.
SCOUT : Fine, so tell me what I sh-
XANDER : Giles, is it safe to leave Anya home...by her self?
Pause.
GILES : Who knows, she probably is just complaining...so no harm...
XANDER : Anya is ki-
GILES : (Interrupts) She going to to try to burn down the house, because it's too small, isn't she! She is crazy!
SCOUT : I don't she would burn down a house, not even if it IS small.
XANDER : You don't know Anya very well...and her coming back from the dead doesn't help with the whole burning house down situation.
SCOUT : Where did we get all this 'burning the house down' information?
XANDER : She...Well, really I think Anya is making Giles go insane, and, well, I think I may be insane already...
SCOUT : And why are YOU insane?
XANDER : Hello, have you noticed the one eye?! Having your eye poked out by some creepy paster doesn't make you any more sane!
GILES : I'm going to check on Anya, and maybe take a nap while I'm home. (Yawns again.)
Giles walks out of the library.
SCOUT : Xander, you are no help.
Scout leaves as well.
Silence...
XANDER : What do I do now?!(Calls after Giles, even though he knows that he cannot hear him.)
(Scout's House)
ALEXA : Well...I-
The phone rings.
Felix sighs, then answers the phone.
FLELIX : Hello?(Says like he is in a good mood.)
ALEXA : Wow, that was a big save.(She whispered to herself.)
FELIX : Sure, but only this ONE time. Why today?
Pause.
FELIX : Okay, no problem. Ill leave now, and Ill be there in...like a half hour. ...Bye
Phone clicks off.
Felix walks back into the room.
FELIX : That was Scout, she needs me to pick her up from school...wow, it's already that late. Anyway, she said that she needs to be home as quick as she can...says she has a big night.
ALEXA : Okay...am I going too?(Sick voice?)
FELIX : No, you stay here...and rest! We'll continue out conversation later...
ALEXA : Sounds...good.
FELIX : You'll be okay for a little while?
ALEXA : Yes, dad, Ill be fine.
FELIX : You're growing up too quick..stop it!
Alexa laughs for a second.
Felix walks out of the door.
ALEXA : Finally.
The TV clicks back on.
(Haven High School/Exit.)
Sounds of people walking, just anything that sounds like kids running to bus, ect.
Scout is standing around, and sees Vera walk out of the school, and toward the bus.
SCOUT : Vera, wait!
She runs after her.
SCOUT : Vera!
NARRATOR : Scout still had not spoke to Vera ever since she agreed to go out with Jerry Kaplan.
Scout sighs.
There is a car beep.
FELIX : Com'on!(Shouting from car.)
NARRATOR : Felix had showed up to get Scout. She needed to be home as quickly as possible to get ready. But now she was wondering if she should still go out tonight...was it worth her friendship with Vera?
(Inside Felix's Car)
Car door opening, and then shutting.
FELIX : So why do you need to be home so early?
SCOUT : Believe it, or not, but I have a date tonight.
Pause.
FELIX : Yeah...I don't think I do believe it...
SCOUT : Oh, thanks, that makes me feel good.(Sarcastic)
FELIX : Im just kidding. ... Where are you going?
SCOUT : Im not sure. But we're meeting outside the school...
FELIX : And who is driving you?
SCOUT : ...Good question...can you?
Felix sighs.
FELIX : I guess I can...you aren't going to be having unprotected sex, are you?(Laughs to himself)
SCOUT : Oh, my god! What did Alexa say?!
FELIX : You are?!
SCOUT : No!!! Im not that stupid!
FELIX : Well...good! At least you are smart...
SCOUT : Did Alexa say anything else?
FELIX : No...I tried to get something out of her...but I take it she doesn't know what you do when you sneak out...
SCOUT : Nope, she knows NOTHING...
FELIX : You know, you don't need to keep secrets from me...
SCOUT : I know...but I really am not doing anything bad...and its important...
Felx sighs again.
FELIX : ...Well...I guess I can't stop you.
SCOUT : Nope...
Pause.
FELIX : Well, maybe I can. You stop sneaking around, and Ill drive you tonight.
SCOUT : I cant!
FELIX : Date...or sneaking...what is it?
SCOUT : Date...I guess...
NARRATOR : Scout really wasn't gong to stop sneaking...it was her job as a slayer.
FELIX : Promise?
SCOUT : (Sighs) Promise...
(Giles' House)
Giles walks in the door.
GILES : Anya!
No answer.
GILES : Anya! Anya!
ANYA : W-...What?!
NARRATOR : As Giles walks into the kitchen, he sees Anya sitting on the floor, with her back against the counter. And in her hand was some of his vodka.
GILES : Anya, what are you doing?!
ANYA : What does it look like? ... Im drinking...
GILES : Yes, drinking my vodka!
ANYA : What can I sa...say, I-I stressed...
Pause.
GILES : Anya, how can you be stressed?!
ANYA : Well...all of these problems just keep coming up at me...one after another...
GILES : Problems?!
ANYA : Yes...
GILES : Like what?!
ANYA : Like last night...when my pillow was too fluffy...or when the bed was too hard. And when I saw that ugly cupboard...I ripped the door off...and there was this vodka...
GILES : Yes, those 'problems' were horrible...wait, you ripped my cupboard door off?!
ANYA : Yes, it was too ugly.
GILES : I should be the one drinking...give me some of that!
Giles takes the vodka bottle from her, and takes a sip.
(Scout's House)
NARRATOR : Everything was going good...well except for Scout and Vera not talking. Scout was looking her best, Alexa still was keeping the secret, and Felix actually believed that Scout would not be running off any more.
ALEXA : At least I kept your secret!
SCOUT : Well you could have left out your theory of me having sex!
ALEXA : Trust me, I HAD to do it. The look dad made was so worth it.
Alexa laughed quietly.
SCOUT : What are you doing in my room anyway...aren't you 'sick'?
ALEXA : I was, but it keeps coming and going.
SCOUT : Right...
ALEXA : You know, you actually look kinda pretty.
SCOUT : I think that is the first nice thing you told me every since I've known you...
ALEXA : I thanked you from saving me from flesh eating monsters, didn't I?
SCOUT : That's not being nice, that was being polite...and they were demons.
ALEXA : Whatever, demons, monsters, ghosts, they all are freaky.
SCOUT : Well, that's ONE thing we can agree on.
FELIX : Scout, someone is here to see you!
SCOUT : What? That can't be Jerry...we aren't even meeting here...
FELIX : Scout?!
SCOUT : Okay! Be right down!
Scout walks out of her room, and pushed Alexa out with her.
There were foot steps coming up the stairs. Who was it?
NARRATOR : And it was none other than...Vera.
SCOUT : Vera? What ae you doing here?
VERA : Um...can we go in your room?
SCOUT : Um, sure...Alexa stay out!
ALEXA : (Sighs) Fine! (Walks away.)
SCOUT : Com'on in.
They both walk into her Scour's room.
Scout sits on her bed.
SCOUT : So, what do you want?
Pause.
VERA : Why did you say yes?!
SCOUT : Well...I thought it may be fun to have a first date here...and what are the chances of someone else asking ...ever?
VERA : Still, you knew I liked him!
SCOUT : Well...maybe when I go out with him tonight...I can take notes on what he likes...so that you can know.
VERA : No! I should be able to do it on my own! I was so happy that he even said hi to me...then it was ruined not even one second later!
SCOUT : I'm sorry should I-
VERA : No! don't stand him up! He won't ever like me anyay...he already likes you...
Vera starts to get weepy.
SCOUT : Vera...Im so sorry...
VERA : Forget it! I hope you two will be happy together!
Vera runs out the door, and down the stairs.
Scout sighs, and puts he face in her hands.
(Scout's street.)
NARRATOR : Vera walked out of Scout's house. She couldn't control her tears.
Vera sniffs, and stops running from the house. She cries for a moment.
NARRATOR : But Vera was in much trouble....more than boy trouble.
There is a growling sound.
Vera screams.
NARRATOR : Two vampires grabbed Vera, and dragged her off of the sidewalk, and into the darkness of night fall. Scout chose that it would be best to chase after her friend.
Scout runs out of the door.
SCOUT : Vera! ...Vera!
She looked around for Vera.
There is another growl, and then a sound of a punch.(A vamp hits her over the head. We hear Scout hit the ground.
(Giles' House)
NARRATOR : Meanwhile, Giles and Anya were drinknig away at the vodka stash.
ANYA : You kn-know...one of the things they did to me when I was...was dead...was-was involving bunnies...
GILES : Oh, yes...bunnies are horrible...(Laughs)
ANYA ; I know...they're the worst...
GILES ; How did we get talking about bunnies again?
ANYA : We were discussing when I was a bunny for hollowseve...
GILES : Right...and remember when we were all singing from that...demon thing Dawn summoned?
ANYA : I thought Xander summoned it...Oh, well, who cares, it was just a red demon the could sing...
GILES : (Laughs.) We are so drunk...
ANYA : I know...its great! I haven't seen even ONE problem in an hour!
GILES : Wow...I think that's a record...
ANYA : (Laughs.) And me and Xander sang and dance...dance in out pajamas.
GILES : Yes, you told me...(Laughs as well)
ANYA : It was like...'I...feel...' Oh, duh! 'I fell, he fell feller!' That's it!
GILES : That's very strange...
ANYA : Yes...but at least it rhymed..
GILES : Yes, Ill give you credit for the rhyming...
ANYA : And then after that whole singing and dancing problem...we were all memory dead...
GILES : Yes...that's when we thought we were married!(Laughs)
ANYA : Oh yeah! (Laughs)
GILES : And we kissed...9Laughs quietly for only a second.)
ANYA : Yeah... (Anya looks at him.)
GILES : What's them matter?
NARRATOR : And that's when Anya made a move.
Kissing noises.
The noises stop.
ANYA : Oh. My. God... I'm going to drink unti lI forget that I EVER that...
GILES : I think that would be best...
They both take a swing of vodka.
(Scout's Steet)
NARRATOR : Scout finally regained her conciseness slowly, but surely.
We hear Scout grunt in pain. She rubs her head.
SCOUT : (Grunts again.) What happened...? Vera?!
Pause.
SCOUT : Huh?
She picks something up off of the ground, next to her.
SCOUT :(Examines it.) Wow, a letter written in blood...that's original.
Once moire, a small pause.
SCOUT : We have the girl. She is unharmed. You have finished off most of our brothers in this town, and we want revenge. Come to the cemetery to turn yourself into us, and we will leave this place.
SCOUT : (Sigh.) Well...I'm probably already late for my date...Vera, it's your lucky day...
She jumps to her feet, and runs into her house.
FELIX : Were have you been? We were supposed to late five minutes ago., I've been calling your name.
SCOUT : I was trying to talk to Vera...and I think I SHOULD talk to her. She wouldn't listen. I hurt her feelings...and I should make up with her.
FELIX : So, then your not-
SCOUT : No, I think this is more important...
NARRATOR : Scout runs up the stairs to change quickly. Once changed, and had gotten a stake Scout was stopped by none other than...
ALEXA : Where are you going?(She asks walking into Scout's room.)
SCOUT : Dont say a word while Im gone!
She hides her stake in her outfit.
ALEXA : Fine.
SCOUT : Good, Ill be back soon.
She runs out of her room, and down her steps.
SCOUT : Felix, Ill be back very soon, I just need to see Vera!
FELIX : Take your time, it's only 7:45.
Scout runs out of the house. A few seconds later the door opens.
SCOUT : And since I don't need a ride to Vera's, our deal is off!
She runs out for the last time.
(Haven Graveyard.)
NARRATOR : The two vampires were waiting for Scout, they knew she would show...and if not, they would still get dinner. Vera was wrapped to tomb stone.
There are sobs from Vera heard.
VAMPIRE 1 : Shut your whining, filth!
VAMPIRE 2 : Yeah, shut up, you're making me hungry!
Vera tried to stop crying.
Vampire 2 : Hey, I think I'm getting something...
The vampires sniff around.
It is silent, and then there is a thwack!
Scout has made her surprise attack on the vampires.
There are all of the fighting noises(the usual).
We hear a vamp getting dusted.
VERA : Scout, you came! You missed your date...
(Scout talks between fighting.)
SCOUT : Yeah, I know!
Fighting stops.
VAMPIRE 1 : Why? I thought we made a deal!
SCOUT : Why does everyone keep thinking I make deals today?!
You hear Scout kick him.
SCOUT : And like you were reall going to leave Haven, please!
We hear the vamp get dusted.
SCOUT : Vera...you okay?
VERA : W-What...was all of that?!
SCOUT : (Sighs) I have a lot to tell you...
(Haven High School/ Out front.)
It is silent.
JERRY : Whatever...she ain't coming...
We hear him walk off.
To be continued.
(Mwahahahahahaha!!!! I'm done in less than a day!!)