Post by Emmie on Aug 1, 2008 2:41:01 GMT -5
Just wanted to share the news about Issue 3. The lovely Danner and Iceeh are joining forces to co-pencil this script - check out two of the panels already completed! As they are starting to draw this issue as BuffyFanOne is wrapping up Issue 2, there won't be as much of a delay this time around. (Click Pictures to Enlarge)
By Danner
By Iceeh
SCRIPT
Cover Concepts: 1) A copy of the AtF covers with Angel and the Dragon, only its Wyndam and The Dragon. 2) Hitnrun driving the bright orange Cougar. 3) CBG and Tim riding together on the motorcycle.
SCENE 1
Tim and CBG ride up to the edge of a cliff on a motorbike, Tim in the bitch’s seat and wearing a hot pink biker’s helmet.
PANEL 1 – CBG and Tim looking down off cliff at Emmie & King carrying Wyndam away. Says “Two Days Ago” in the corner of panel.
CBG: <hands make air quotes> That bitca. Always interfering and being “nice”. She keeps spoiling my evil genius plans.
Tim: Don’t worry, boss. I’ll send somebody to take care of those goody-goodies.
PANEL 2 – Tim takes off pink helmet. Hair looks busted and says instead of “very nice hair” “Uber Helmet Hair”
Tim: Does my hair look okay?
SCENE 2
Night time. At the Cbox lit with artificial lights like a boxing ring, Rach and Kara mud wrestling naked in an actual box labeled cbox. A huge crowd around the cbox that includes among others: King, Aloha Joe, Hitnrun, Pat, MagicianNamedGosh (dressed like magician), Illyria’s pet (demon monkey from Fray with collar that says "Joe").
PANEL 1 - Shows Rach and Kara wrestling in bikinis and the crowd watching
PANEL 2
Pat (looks like s4 wes, wearing a t-shirt that says “Pat 3=====D”): I love mud wrestling night.
King (looks like Xander, wearing a t-shirt that says “Nothing Can Defeat the KOC”): Nah Pat, jello wrestling PWNs mud wrestling. No contest.
Pat: No way, Kingsley. Mud wrestling is classic. You can’t beat the classics. Beat it to the classics, yes, but not beat the classics.
PANEL 3
Hitnrun (says “hitnrun” somewhere on his clothes, dressed to look like Mal Reynolds, browncoat and longish floppy hair parted to the side): Both are bitchin’. Who cares about what the naked girls are wrestling in?
King: Jello wrestling wins for one simple, all-encompassing reason. Tastes better after.
PANEL 4
Iceeh (says “Iceeh” on costume, walks up in Lamb costume wearing fangs = Lambpire): Oh crappit. I thought tonight was Role Playing night.
Pat: Nah we cancelled that til Wyndam comes back to moderate the RP board and the cbox.
King: Good luck with that wish. Mr-Leave-My-Girlfriend-For-A-Powertrip can’t even “moderate” his own bodily functions right now.
PANEL 5
Iceeh: Wynnie Pooh’s back?
King: Yes yes, WynDAYUM is back. Witness the joy on my face.
PANEL 6 – Mattykins walks up holding a Black Devil Doll. Hitnrun has head tilted away from the group, listening to something off in the distance.
Mattykins: <says “Matty” on clothes somewhere, Matty’s t-shirt says “Most Loved”> Fuckilicious. I thought tonight was BYOP – bring your own prop.
Hitnrun: Did you guys hear that?
SCENE 3
PANEL 1 – Wyndam stumbles through the doorway of the cottage, to see Willow Wonka vamped out and drinking from Emmie’s neck. WW (WW looks like Dracula from S8 in Issue 14 with the top hat and coat, clothes say “TMS” and “Most Ignored”) makes slurping noises from drinking.
Wyndam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (text keeps getting smaller and smaller)
PANEL 2 – Wyndam tackles WW as Emmie falls to the ground.
Wyndam: Bastaaaaaaaaard! I mean *Bastard
WW: Oomph!
PANEL 3 – WW throws off Wyn with his super vamp strength.
WW: Get off you typo-loving-loser!
PANEL 4 – Wyndam, lying on the ground with his head turned to the side looking into Emmie’s eyes as she’s gasping for breath. WW standing in the background looking pissed.
Emmie: <gasping> Wyn why can’t I stay?
WW: <stomping foot> HEY! Stop ignoring me! We were fighting to the death here! I said stop ig---(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 5 – WW gets run over by an bright orange Cougar driven by Hitnrun.
WW: Ooomph!!!!!!
Hitnrun: Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
PANEL 6 – WW stands up from being knocked over by the car, he’s looking busted and clothes all torn up.
WW: That’s not enough to stop me, hello vampire he----(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 7 – The Dragon (wearing a gold chain that says TG) swoops down and eats WW.
The Dragon: Mmmm virgin vampire. Tasty.
PANEL 8: Wyndam crawling towards Emmie. Hitnrun behind him.
Hitnrun: Don’t worry man. She’ll be okay, we just gotta---(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 9 – Dragon swoops in to eat Emmie.
The Dragon: Mmmmmmm. Not a virgin, but still tasty.
PANEL 10 – Dragon flies off into the night with Wyndam watching on his knees looking at the sky, devestated.
PANEL 11 – Wyndam on his knees with his head bent down looking defeated. Hitnrun standing next to him with his hand raised to comfort him. MagicianNamedGosh running into the frame (dressed as a magician).
MagicianNamedGosh: <yelling at the sky> Nooooooooooooo! Baby Mamma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANEL 12 – Wyndam looks up at Gosh, kinda pissed off. Gosh is backing away. Hitnrun still next to Wyn.
Wyndam: What did you say?
Gosh: <looking panicked, eyes comically wide> Er nothing. Gotta go.
PANEL 13 – Wyndam still on knees but looking up and straight out, determined expression on his face, mouth snarling. Hitnrun standing at his side.
Hitnrun: I’ve seen that vampire and dragon before. They’re Cowboy Guy’s pets. Damn he’s really got it out for you, Wyn. God, it’s...it’s gonna be all ri--
Wyndam: Nothing is all right! Nothing will ever be all right.
PANEL 14 – Wyndam walking pissed off towards the base of Mt. Olympus. Hitnrun walking to catch up after him.
Hitnrun: Wait up, man!
Wyndam: I’m done waiting.
Hitnrun: Yeah and you just finished being done with the whole unconscious-about-to-die part of your life.
PANEL 15 – Wyndam and Hitnrun standing at the base of the mount. The road up is gated and says “Mods are Gods”.
Hitnrun: So what’s the plan?
PANEL 16: Wyndam runs at the gate full speed.
Hitnrun: Walking really fast?!! That’s the plan?!!
PANEL 17: Wyndam tries to jump over the gate but is blasted with a God lightning bolt.
PANEL 18: Wyndam flying across the panel over Hitnrun’s head.
PANEL 19: Wyndam sitting on the ground legs sprawled with his back up against a tree and cartoon birdies flying around his head. Hitnrun is bent over laughing.
Hitnrun: EPIC FAIL!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!
PANEL 20 – Wyndam glaring at Hitnrun who is now rolling on the ground laughing.
Wyndam: Shut up, Edna.
Scene 4
FULL PAGE PANEL
CBG standing on top of clifftop laughing maniacally with his arms raised in victory. All the mods looking zombie-ish and in togas are standing at his side and slightly back. (SlayerLV still has her guitar) Echoing his evil laughter.
“MWAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
By Danner
By Iceeh
SCRIPT
Mods on High #3: Evil Doers Doing Evil
Cover Concepts: 1) A copy of the AtF covers with Angel and the Dragon, only its Wyndam and The Dragon. 2) Hitnrun driving the bright orange Cougar. 3) CBG and Tim riding together on the motorcycle.
SCENE 1
Tim and CBG ride up to the edge of a cliff on a motorbike, Tim in the bitch’s seat and wearing a hot pink biker’s helmet.
PANEL 1 – CBG and Tim looking down off cliff at Emmie & King carrying Wyndam away. Says “Two Days Ago” in the corner of panel.
CBG: <hands make air quotes> That bitca. Always interfering and being “nice”. She keeps spoiling my evil genius plans.
Tim: Don’t worry, boss. I’ll send somebody to take care of those goody-goodies.
PANEL 2 – Tim takes off pink helmet. Hair looks busted and says instead of “very nice hair” “Uber Helmet Hair”
Tim: Does my hair look okay?
SCENE 2
Night time. At the Cbox lit with artificial lights like a boxing ring, Rach and Kara mud wrestling naked in an actual box labeled cbox. A huge crowd around the cbox that includes among others: King, Aloha Joe, Hitnrun, Pat, MagicianNamedGosh (dressed like magician), Illyria’s pet (demon monkey from Fray with collar that says "Joe").
PANEL 1 - Shows Rach and Kara wrestling in bikinis and the crowd watching
PANEL 2
Pat (looks like s4 wes, wearing a t-shirt that says “Pat 3=====D”): I love mud wrestling night.
King (looks like Xander, wearing a t-shirt that says “Nothing Can Defeat the KOC”): Nah Pat, jello wrestling PWNs mud wrestling. No contest.
Pat: No way, Kingsley. Mud wrestling is classic. You can’t beat the classics. Beat it to the classics, yes, but not beat the classics.
PANEL 3
Hitnrun (says “hitnrun” somewhere on his clothes, dressed to look like Mal Reynolds, browncoat and longish floppy hair parted to the side): Both are bitchin’. Who cares about what the naked girls are wrestling in?
King: Jello wrestling wins for one simple, all-encompassing reason. Tastes better after.
PANEL 4
Iceeh (says “Iceeh” on costume, walks up in Lamb costume wearing fangs = Lambpire): Oh crappit. I thought tonight was Role Playing night.
Pat: Nah we cancelled that til Wyndam comes back to moderate the RP board and the cbox.
King: Good luck with that wish. Mr-Leave-My-Girlfriend-For-A-Powertrip can’t even “moderate” his own bodily functions right now.
PANEL 5
Iceeh: Wynnie Pooh’s back?
King: Yes yes, WynDAYUM is back. Witness the joy on my face.
PANEL 6 – Mattykins walks up holding a Black Devil Doll. Hitnrun has head tilted away from the group, listening to something off in the distance.
Mattykins: <says “Matty” on clothes somewhere, Matty’s t-shirt says “Most Loved”> Fuckilicious. I thought tonight was BYOP – bring your own prop.
Hitnrun: Did you guys hear that?
SCENE 3
PANEL 1 – Wyndam stumbles through the doorway of the cottage, to see Willow Wonka vamped out and drinking from Emmie’s neck. WW (WW looks like Dracula from S8 in Issue 14 with the top hat and coat, clothes say “TMS” and “Most Ignored”) makes slurping noises from drinking.
Wyndam: Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (text keeps getting smaller and smaller)
PANEL 2 – Wyndam tackles WW as Emmie falls to the ground.
Wyndam: Bastaaaaaaaaard! I mean *Bastard
WW: Oomph!
PANEL 3 – WW throws off Wyn with his super vamp strength.
WW: Get off you typo-loving-loser!
PANEL 4 – Wyndam, lying on the ground with his head turned to the side looking into Emmie’s eyes as she’s gasping for breath. WW standing in the background looking pissed.
Emmie: <gasping> Wyn why can’t I stay?
WW: <stomping foot> HEY! Stop ignoring me! We were fighting to the death here! I said stop ig---(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 5 – WW gets run over by an bright orange Cougar driven by Hitnrun.
WW: Ooomph!!!!!!
Hitnrun: Yeeeeeeeeeeeehaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!
PANEL 6 – WW stands up from being knocked over by the car, he’s looking busted and clothes all torn up.
WW: That’s not enough to stop me, hello vampire he----(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 7 – The Dragon (wearing a gold chain that says TG) swoops down and eats WW.
The Dragon: Mmmm virgin vampire. Tasty.
PANEL 8: Wyndam crawling towards Emmie. Hitnrun behind him.
Hitnrun: Don’t worry man. She’ll be okay, we just gotta---(text cut off abruptly)
PANEL 9 – Dragon swoops in to eat Emmie.
The Dragon: Mmmmmmm. Not a virgin, but still tasty.
PANEL 10 – Dragon flies off into the night with Wyndam watching on his knees looking at the sky, devestated.
PANEL 11 – Wyndam on his knees with his head bent down looking defeated. Hitnrun standing next to him with his hand raised to comfort him. MagicianNamedGosh running into the frame (dressed as a magician).
MagicianNamedGosh: <yelling at the sky> Nooooooooooooo! Baby Mamma!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
PANEL 12 – Wyndam looks up at Gosh, kinda pissed off. Gosh is backing away. Hitnrun still next to Wyn.
Wyndam: What did you say?
Gosh: <looking panicked, eyes comically wide> Er nothing. Gotta go.
PANEL 13 – Wyndam still on knees but looking up and straight out, determined expression on his face, mouth snarling. Hitnrun standing at his side.
Hitnrun: I’ve seen that vampire and dragon before. They’re Cowboy Guy’s pets. Damn he’s really got it out for you, Wyn. God, it’s...it’s gonna be all ri--
Wyndam: Nothing is all right! Nothing will ever be all right.
PANEL 14 – Wyndam walking pissed off towards the base of Mt. Olympus. Hitnrun walking to catch up after him.
Hitnrun: Wait up, man!
Wyndam: I’m done waiting.
Hitnrun: Yeah and you just finished being done with the whole unconscious-about-to-die part of your life.
PANEL 15 – Wyndam and Hitnrun standing at the base of the mount. The road up is gated and says “Mods are Gods”.
Hitnrun: So what’s the plan?
PANEL 16: Wyndam runs at the gate full speed.
Hitnrun: Walking really fast?!! That’s the plan?!!
PANEL 17: Wyndam tries to jump over the gate but is blasted with a God lightning bolt.
PANEL 18: Wyndam flying across the panel over Hitnrun’s head.
PANEL 19: Wyndam sitting on the ground legs sprawled with his back up against a tree and cartoon birdies flying around his head. Hitnrun is bent over laughing.
Hitnrun: EPIC FAIL!!! Bwahahahahahahaha!
PANEL 20 – Wyndam glaring at Hitnrun who is now rolling on the ground laughing.
Wyndam: Shut up, Edna.
Scene 4
FULL PAGE PANEL
CBG standing on top of clifftop laughing maniacally with his arms raised in victory. All the mods looking zombie-ish and in togas are standing at his side and slightly back. (SlayerLV still has her guitar) Echoing his evil laughter.
“MWAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHA!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”