Post by Emmie on Dec 9, 2008 10:28:46 GMT -5
This script has been burning a hole in my harddrive for months and it looks like it's sadly never going to be illustrated. So here it is in all it's glory:
SCRIPT
SCENE 1
PANEL 1
Daytime. Wyndam and Slayalive village standing at gravestone. Sagewoman (says sagewoman somewhere on her outfit, looks like a wise older woman) lays some flowers on the grave.
SAGEWOMAN
“May she rest in peace.”
ICEEH (sings to herself)
“May she get some sleep, may she take my love and bury it in a ho – ”
PANEL 2
Wyndam glares at Icy a tear running down his face. Iceeh’s looks sheepish (still wearing lambpire costume btw).
ICEEH
“Sorry, Wynnie.”
PANEL 3
The crowd has dispersed and now it’s just Wyndam and Hitnrun standing next to eachother. Hitnrun has his hand on Wyn’s shoulder.
HITNRUN
“Come on, there’s a big showdown at the cbox tonight. Might cheer you up.”
WYNDAM
“No, you go, Ethan. I don’t need cheering up.”
PANEL 4
Now standing alone, Wyndam looking off into the woods at the edge of the Slayalive gravesite. The gravestones in the cemetery all say banned member, dead member, etc. One gravestone says “Brandon” on it.
WYNDAM
“What I NEED is revenge.”
PANEL 5
Wyndam is striding towards the woods. A sign at the edge of the woods says “Bad Idea”
PANEL 6
Wyndam is inside the woods walking forward. Another sign says “Seriously dude, BAD idea.”
PANEL 7
Wyndam stops, standing in front of a log cabin inside the woods. A sign outside the cabin says “Hey Dumbass! You do NOT want to go in there!”
PANEL 8
Wyndam is standing in the open doorway of the cabin looking inside. It’s very dark inside, so the background should be nearly black.
WYNDAM
“Knock knock…”
PANEL 9
Bales the Bloody steps out of the shadows, wearing dark leather and knives strapped all over his body, scars everywhere. A bloody knife is in one hand. Dramatic red lettering at top of panel announces name of character as “Bales the Bloody”.
BALES
“Well well, looks like we’ve got company.”
PANEL 10
El Diablo Robotico (literally looks like a metallic robot with a devil’s pointy ears, tail and pitchfork) steps forward. He has a robotic grin on his face. Precise script announces character as “El Diablo Robotico”.
DIABLO
“Fresssssssssh meat, jusssssssst in time for dinner.”
PANEL 11
Wyndam holds his hands up, showing he’s unarmed.
WYNDAM
“I didn’t come here to fight. I came here to learn HOW to fight. You’re the only ones who’ve ever faced down The Power That Is and lived to tell the tale. He banished you for it – don’t you think it’s time to stop hiding and take the fight to him?”
PANEL 12
Bales holds his knife under Wyndam’s chin, a la Xander in the Zeppo.
BALES
“Where do you want it?”
WYNDAM
“I'm fairly certain I don't want it at all, but, uh, thank you. What I WANT is to make him pay.”
PANEL 13
El Diablo holds up a mystical glowing orb looks like the Dagon’s Sphere in his robotic hand, grinning evilly.
DIABLO
“I think that can be arranged.”
SCENE 2
PANEL 1
A wide shot of the cbox, a box ring with wooden walls surrounded by the crowd of cboxers and Slayalivers. Jousting platforms a la American Gladiators rise up from the ground on poles in the cbox. On each platform stands Kim and Kara, each holding the q-tip shaped jousting sticks. Kara is wearing a sash over a bikini that says “<3 Pat 4ever” and Kim is in Tara’s dress from OMWF and it says “Danner’s Better Half”. The crowd is cheering, yelling out words like “woohoo”, “go kara”, “go kim” and “kill! kill!”.
PANEL 2
Mattykins is standing on a dais with two thrones, behind him and to the side. In each throne sits Pat (looks like s4 Wes and stubbly, shirt says Harem Master) and Danner (looks like OMWF Willow in the flowy dress, says The Worshipped on her dress). Matty is holding a microphone that is hanging from a wire going straight up into the air and off-panel. Matty’s is pointing with his right hand off-panel. The dialogue runs in a box at the top of the panel.
MATTY
“STFU EVERYBODY! Alright party people! We’re all here for the main event. The ultimate smackdown between the Danner Cult and Pat’s Harem! In this corner –
PANEL 3
Kara (long blond hair pulled into a high pony tail) standing on the platform holding a soccer ball in one hand and the q-tip joust stick in the other. She’s wearing a two piece bikini and looking annoyed.
MATTY (voiceover box at top of panel)
“The feisty, the furious, Killer KaraaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
KARA
“I still don’t get why I have to wear this stupid bathing suit. Censoring sux!”
PANEL 4
Kim, who looks like Tara and is wearing the outfit Tara wore from OMWF, is holding the q-tip joust stick and has her hand on her hip.
MATTY (voiceover box at top of panel)
“And in this corner, the banner making addict and better half of Danner, it’s Kimtaaaaaaaaroooooooooo!!!!”
KIM
“Get ready to cry, little girl! You’re about to take a dive into the waters below. Mwahahahaha!”
PANEL 5
Kara looking down at the cbox below.
KARA
“Wait a sec – are there SHARKS down there?!!”
PANEL 6
Matty’s right hand is raised to reassure Kara as he talks into the microphone. He’s holding a poster in his left hand that says “Matty’s BFF Kara FTW”.
MATTY
“Oh don’t worry, Karakins. The sharks are trained to ONLY eat Kim. On the count of three…1….2….3! FIGHT!”
PANEL 7
Action panel, showing Kara having thrown her soccer ball at Kim and it hitting Kim in the head.
KIM
“Ow you bitca!”
KARA
“Bam! LMAO!”
PANEL 8
Action panel of Kim hitting Kara in the head with her joust stick and Kara dropping her joust stick.
KARA
“Oomph!”
KIM
“Who’s laughing now, HUH?”
PANEL 9
Kara tackles Kim and they are falling off Kim’s platform.
KARA
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
KIM
“Arrrrrggghhhhhh!”
PANEL 10
Kara and Kim fall into the water, SPLASH.
KIM
“Ahhhh sharks! For the love of Danner, SAVE ME!”
KARA
“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
PANEL 11
Pat and Danner jump up out of their thrones. Danner pointing at the cbox.
DANNER
“Danner Cult ASSEMBLE! Rescue my better half!”
PAT
“Shit, that does NOT look good.”
PANEL 12
Illyria’s pet (looks like demon monkey from Fray) and Bennythekey (looks like Oz) and wears shirt that says “Second Better ½”, they’re at the edge of the cbox helping to pull Kim out. A shark bumps into Kim’s side.
KIM
“Ah don’t eat me! No no no…wait…er…”
PANEL 13
Kim grabs the shark and holds it up. Looks incredulous.
KIM
“They’re FAKE! Who puts fake sharks in the cbox?!!”
PANEL 13
Matty still on the dais with both hands on his hips.
“What? It’s called psychological warfare. Like I’m gonna spend MY money buying real sharks – please.”
PANEL 14
Kara sitting on the back of one of the sharks with her hands up in the air.
KARA
“Woohoo! They’re floaty toys. Can we say POOL PARTY!!!!!”
PANEL 15
The crowd all jump into the water in the cbox, making big splashes and yelling. Highlights Matty jumping into the pool off the dais.
MATTY
“LMFAO! CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!”
SCENE 3
PANEL 1
In a palatial room on Mt. Olympus, Phil is lounging in his toga on a reclining couch as he flips thru the pages of a fashion magazine with a look of disgust on his face. He’s wearing a glittering head piece, like a gold leaf crown. Fashion magazines are strewn throughout the room.
PHIL
“Horror, yuck, fugly, ew, makes her ass look huge, UGH! It’s like the world has NO concept of what looks good anymore.”
PANEL 2
Tim is shown setting up a camera on a tripod. Behind him all the mods are standing in a group waiting patiently (SlayerLV with guitar, Buffyfanone, Spikeluv13, Jsebold87, Kenobi).
TIM
“Okies, all ready here boss! Hehe, get ready for your close-up Mr. Power That Is.”
PANEL 3
Phil is standing in a sexy diva-model pose, preening for the camera. His hand raised up to coyly touch the crown he’s wearing. Camera SNAP SNAP noises drift in the corner from off panel.
PHIL
“Be sure to get my good side. Ah who am I kidding? They’re ALL good sides!”
PANEL 4
Tim huddled down taking pictures, SNAP SNAP noises. All the mods behind him are exclaiming praise and clapping wildly.
TIM
“Give it to me. You’re an animal. Yes!”
SPIKELUV13
“Fabulous!”
JSEBOLD87
“So hot!”
KENOBI
“Amazing!”
SLAYERLV
“Work it!”
BUFFYFANONE
“OMG that’s so vajayjay!”
PANEL 5
Phil gives a wave with one hand while the other rests on his hips.
PHIL
“Oh c’mon guys, stop it!”
PANEL 6
The mods are standing silently, hands raised to clap but frozen still. No motion lines coming from them. Crickets chirping CHIRP CHIRP in the background noise.
PANEL 7
Phil is standing with both hands on his hips looking pissed.
PHIL
“Hello! Glorious beauty waiting to be praised, he ain’t gonna praise himself. God!”
PANEL 8
Mods break out into loud clapping and cheering, shouting woots and hot.
PANEL 9
Phil smiles and holds his index finger up to his lips, head tilted. Noise coming from off panel, a “WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH” sound.
PHIL
“Better. Hey what is that noise? I can’t hear the praise of ME over that racket.”
PANEL 10
Phil runs out onto a huge balcony followed by all the mods. Coming down from the sky is The Dragon, he’s suspended in the air above the balcony with his wings flapping. Tim is holding a remote control in his hands like what you use to drive a remote controlled car. CLICK CLICK noises show Tim is pushing the buttons on the remote.
PHIL
“Ah my pretty is back. Get him to land, Timboree.”
TIM
“Here Dragon-Dragon-Dragon, be good and listen to your masters.”
PANEL 11
The Dragon (wearing gold chain that says TG) lands with a BOOM on the balcony and dust flies up. The mods cower back except for Tim and Phil who have stepped even closer to The Dragon.
PHIL
“Points for death and mayhem, my pretty, but shaky on the landing.”
TIM
“Ah but give him credit for bringing you back a present.”
PANEL 12
Tim CLICK CLICKs some more buttons on the remote and The Dragon lowers his neck and spits a shadowed figure out of his mouth. SlayerLV is cringing away in disgust and Phil facing SlayerLV aggressively with his hand raised.
SLAYERLV
“Ew! I thought only cats brought their kills back home.”
PHIL
“Are you calling my dragon a cat?!! Ok maybe I crossbred his mother with a Siamese but that doesn’t mean you get to judge him!”
PANEL 13
Phil has moved now to lean over the figure on the ground, he’s leaning over Emmie lying unconscious, her neck still bleeding from being attacked by Willow Wonka. Phil is smiling evilly as he touches her face.
PHIL
“Besides, she’s not a kill. Not yet. She’s the key to all of this. She’s the reason we’ll win.”
SCRIPT
MODS ON HIGH 4: DENY THE LOSS
SCENE 1
PANEL 1
Daytime. Wyndam and Slayalive village standing at gravestone. Sagewoman (says sagewoman somewhere on her outfit, looks like a wise older woman) lays some flowers on the grave.
SAGEWOMAN
“May she rest in peace.”
ICEEH (sings to herself)
“May she get some sleep, may she take my love and bury it in a ho – ”
PANEL 2
Wyndam glares at Icy a tear running down his face. Iceeh’s looks sheepish (still wearing lambpire costume btw).
ICEEH
“Sorry, Wynnie.”
PANEL 3
The crowd has dispersed and now it’s just Wyndam and Hitnrun standing next to eachother. Hitnrun has his hand on Wyn’s shoulder.
HITNRUN
“Come on, there’s a big showdown at the cbox tonight. Might cheer you up.”
WYNDAM
“No, you go, Ethan. I don’t need cheering up.”
PANEL 4
Now standing alone, Wyndam looking off into the woods at the edge of the Slayalive gravesite. The gravestones in the cemetery all say banned member, dead member, etc. One gravestone says “Brandon” on it.
WYNDAM
“What I NEED is revenge.”
PANEL 5
Wyndam is striding towards the woods. A sign at the edge of the woods says “Bad Idea”
PANEL 6
Wyndam is inside the woods walking forward. Another sign says “Seriously dude, BAD idea.”
PANEL 7
Wyndam stops, standing in front of a log cabin inside the woods. A sign outside the cabin says “Hey Dumbass! You do NOT want to go in there!”
PANEL 8
Wyndam is standing in the open doorway of the cabin looking inside. It’s very dark inside, so the background should be nearly black.
WYNDAM
“Knock knock…”
PANEL 9
Bales the Bloody steps out of the shadows, wearing dark leather and knives strapped all over his body, scars everywhere. A bloody knife is in one hand. Dramatic red lettering at top of panel announces name of character as “Bales the Bloody”.
BALES
“Well well, looks like we’ve got company.”
PANEL 10
El Diablo Robotico (literally looks like a metallic robot with a devil’s pointy ears, tail and pitchfork) steps forward. He has a robotic grin on his face. Precise script announces character as “El Diablo Robotico”.
DIABLO
“Fresssssssssh meat, jusssssssst in time for dinner.”
PANEL 11
Wyndam holds his hands up, showing he’s unarmed.
WYNDAM
“I didn’t come here to fight. I came here to learn HOW to fight. You’re the only ones who’ve ever faced down The Power That Is and lived to tell the tale. He banished you for it – don’t you think it’s time to stop hiding and take the fight to him?”
PANEL 12
Bales holds his knife under Wyndam’s chin, a la Xander in the Zeppo.
BALES
“Where do you want it?”
WYNDAM
“I'm fairly certain I don't want it at all, but, uh, thank you. What I WANT is to make him pay.”
PANEL 13
El Diablo holds up a mystical glowing orb looks like the Dagon’s Sphere in his robotic hand, grinning evilly.
DIABLO
“I think that can be arranged.”
SCENE 2
PANEL 1
A wide shot of the cbox, a box ring with wooden walls surrounded by the crowd of cboxers and Slayalivers. Jousting platforms a la American Gladiators rise up from the ground on poles in the cbox. On each platform stands Kim and Kara, each holding the q-tip shaped jousting sticks. Kara is wearing a sash over a bikini that says “<3 Pat 4ever” and Kim is in Tara’s dress from OMWF and it says “Danner’s Better Half”. The crowd is cheering, yelling out words like “woohoo”, “go kara”, “go kim” and “kill! kill!”.
PANEL 2
Mattykins is standing on a dais with two thrones, behind him and to the side. In each throne sits Pat (looks like s4 Wes and stubbly, shirt says Harem Master) and Danner (looks like OMWF Willow in the flowy dress, says The Worshipped on her dress). Matty is holding a microphone that is hanging from a wire going straight up into the air and off-panel. Matty’s is pointing with his right hand off-panel. The dialogue runs in a box at the top of the panel.
MATTY
“STFU EVERYBODY! Alright party people! We’re all here for the main event. The ultimate smackdown between the Danner Cult and Pat’s Harem! In this corner –
PANEL 3
Kara (long blond hair pulled into a high pony tail) standing on the platform holding a soccer ball in one hand and the q-tip joust stick in the other. She’s wearing a two piece bikini and looking annoyed.
MATTY (voiceover box at top of panel)
“The feisty, the furious, Killer KaraaAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!”
KARA
“I still don’t get why I have to wear this stupid bathing suit. Censoring sux!”
PANEL 4
Kim, who looks like Tara and is wearing the outfit Tara wore from OMWF, is holding the q-tip joust stick and has her hand on her hip.
MATTY (voiceover box at top of panel)
“And in this corner, the banner making addict and better half of Danner, it’s Kimtaaaaaaaaroooooooooo!!!!”
KIM
“Get ready to cry, little girl! You’re about to take a dive into the waters below. Mwahahahaha!”
PANEL 5
Kara looking down at the cbox below.
KARA
“Wait a sec – are there SHARKS down there?!!”
PANEL 6
Matty’s right hand is raised to reassure Kara as he talks into the microphone. He’s holding a poster in his left hand that says “Matty’s BFF Kara FTW”.
MATTY
“Oh don’t worry, Karakins. The sharks are trained to ONLY eat Kim. On the count of three…1….2….3! FIGHT!”
PANEL 7
Action panel, showing Kara having thrown her soccer ball at Kim and it hitting Kim in the head.
KIM
“Ow you bitca!”
KARA
“Bam! LMAO!”
PANEL 8
Action panel of Kim hitting Kara in the head with her joust stick and Kara dropping her joust stick.
KARA
“Oomph!”
KIM
“Who’s laughing now, HUH?”
PANEL 9
Kara tackles Kim and they are falling off Kim’s platform.
KARA
“Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!”
KIM
“Arrrrrggghhhhhh!”
PANEL 10
Kara and Kim fall into the water, SPLASH.
KIM
“Ahhhh sharks! For the love of Danner, SAVE ME!”
KARA
“Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!”
PANEL 11
Pat and Danner jump up out of their thrones. Danner pointing at the cbox.
DANNER
“Danner Cult ASSEMBLE! Rescue my better half!”
PAT
“Shit, that does NOT look good.”
PANEL 12
Illyria’s pet (looks like demon monkey from Fray) and Bennythekey (looks like Oz) and wears shirt that says “Second Better ½”, they’re at the edge of the cbox helping to pull Kim out. A shark bumps into Kim’s side.
KIM
“Ah don’t eat me! No no no…wait…er…”
PANEL 13
Kim grabs the shark and holds it up. Looks incredulous.
KIM
“They’re FAKE! Who puts fake sharks in the cbox?!!”
PANEL 13
Matty still on the dais with both hands on his hips.
“What? It’s called psychological warfare. Like I’m gonna spend MY money buying real sharks – please.”
PANEL 14
Kara sitting on the back of one of the sharks with her hands up in the air.
KARA
“Woohoo! They’re floaty toys. Can we say POOL PARTY!!!!!”
PANEL 15
The crowd all jump into the water in the cbox, making big splashes and yelling. Highlights Matty jumping into the pool off the dais.
MATTY
“LMFAO! CANNONBALL!!!!!!!!!!”
SCENE 3
PANEL 1
In a palatial room on Mt. Olympus, Phil is lounging in his toga on a reclining couch as he flips thru the pages of a fashion magazine with a look of disgust on his face. He’s wearing a glittering head piece, like a gold leaf crown. Fashion magazines are strewn throughout the room.
PHIL
“Horror, yuck, fugly, ew, makes her ass look huge, UGH! It’s like the world has NO concept of what looks good anymore.”
PANEL 2
Tim is shown setting up a camera on a tripod. Behind him all the mods are standing in a group waiting patiently (SlayerLV with guitar, Buffyfanone, Spikeluv13, Jsebold87, Kenobi).
TIM
“Okies, all ready here boss! Hehe, get ready for your close-up Mr. Power That Is.”
PANEL 3
Phil is standing in a sexy diva-model pose, preening for the camera. His hand raised up to coyly touch the crown he’s wearing. Camera SNAP SNAP noises drift in the corner from off panel.
PHIL
“Be sure to get my good side. Ah who am I kidding? They’re ALL good sides!”
PANEL 4
Tim huddled down taking pictures, SNAP SNAP noises. All the mods behind him are exclaiming praise and clapping wildly.
TIM
“Give it to me. You’re an animal. Yes!”
SPIKELUV13
“Fabulous!”
JSEBOLD87
“So hot!”
KENOBI
“Amazing!”
SLAYERLV
“Work it!”
BUFFYFANONE
“OMG that’s so vajayjay!”
PANEL 5
Phil gives a wave with one hand while the other rests on his hips.
PHIL
“Oh c’mon guys, stop it!”
PANEL 6
The mods are standing silently, hands raised to clap but frozen still. No motion lines coming from them. Crickets chirping CHIRP CHIRP in the background noise.
PANEL 7
Phil is standing with both hands on his hips looking pissed.
PHIL
“Hello! Glorious beauty waiting to be praised, he ain’t gonna praise himself. God!”
PANEL 8
Mods break out into loud clapping and cheering, shouting woots and hot.
PANEL 9
Phil smiles and holds his index finger up to his lips, head tilted. Noise coming from off panel, a “WHOOSH WHOOSH WHOOSH” sound.
PHIL
“Better. Hey what is that noise? I can’t hear the praise of ME over that racket.”
PANEL 10
Phil runs out onto a huge balcony followed by all the mods. Coming down from the sky is The Dragon, he’s suspended in the air above the balcony with his wings flapping. Tim is holding a remote control in his hands like what you use to drive a remote controlled car. CLICK CLICK noises show Tim is pushing the buttons on the remote.
PHIL
“Ah my pretty is back. Get him to land, Timboree.”
TIM
“Here Dragon-Dragon-Dragon, be good and listen to your masters.”
PANEL 11
The Dragon (wearing gold chain that says TG) lands with a BOOM on the balcony and dust flies up. The mods cower back except for Tim and Phil who have stepped even closer to The Dragon.
PHIL
“Points for death and mayhem, my pretty, but shaky on the landing.”
TIM
“Ah but give him credit for bringing you back a present.”
PANEL 12
Tim CLICK CLICKs some more buttons on the remote and The Dragon lowers his neck and spits a shadowed figure out of his mouth. SlayerLV is cringing away in disgust and Phil facing SlayerLV aggressively with his hand raised.
SLAYERLV
“Ew! I thought only cats brought their kills back home.”
PHIL
“Are you calling my dragon a cat?!! Ok maybe I crossbred his mother with a Siamese but that doesn’t mean you get to judge him!”
PANEL 13
Phil has moved now to lean over the figure on the ground, he’s leaning over Emmie lying unconscious, her neck still bleeding from being attacked by Willow Wonka. Phil is smiling evilly as he touches her face.
PHIL
“Besides, she’s not a kill. Not yet. She’s the key to all of this. She’s the reason we’ll win.”
