Anyanka's: A Wish Granted!

[CowboyGuy]

It's the make-a-wish game...

Vengeance Demon Style!


Grant the person's wish who posted before you! Then make your own wish for someone else to grant! Fun!!

Example:

I wish I had a dog

Then the wish-granter would reply:

Wish Granted...But the dog is rabid, and attacks you

Have fun gang!

Here is the starting wish:

I wish I had a banana...

[untouchable]

Wish Granted...But you slip on the banana peel and break your neck and die.

I wish I had a date with Carrie Underwood

[BuffyFanOne]

Wish Granted...But she refuses to stop singing and it drives you mad!

I wish I had a Dutchess of Buffonia figure!

[Kenobi]

Well you're in luck! DST made a prototype of one, but some freak bombed the factory in an attempt to keep them from making crap.

Now grant my fricking wish. I want lot 'o money, 'kay?

[Ouija]

Wish granted...You get millions, but it's an old, no longer used currency from several hundred years ago, and you can't even give away the stuff.

I wish I had superpowers.

[Kenobi]

Well, it seems you do! You can do whatever you gosh darn please, and you rule the world! Problem is, it was a dream

I wish DST wouldn't cancel the regular figures

[The Second Evil]

Wish Granted... although the regular figures that Diamond now makes are in 8 Inch scale and look even less like the characters they're meant to.

I wish I could fly.

[CowboyGuy]

Wish Granted...While flying, you collide with a bald eagle and fall to your death

I wish I had a new pair of sneakers

[postitnote]

Done...but the sneakers are infested with a new type of fungus, giving you incurable athlete's foot and smelly feet.

I wish I could have mind-blowing sex with Michelle Rodriguez...

[Kenobi]

Wish granted. Problem is, while setting you up with her I got to her first And then she of course married me and had her security shoot you.

I wsh I could meet Keira Knightley

[postitnote]

Okay...wish granted but she only looks at you, and asks if you're going to take her car to valet parking.

I wish I were an Oscar Mayer weiner...

[CowboyGuy]

Wish Granted...Only I put you on the grill, and feed you to my cat!

Oh I wish I had an Apple iPhone!!

[esc]

Wish Granted...but the battery over heats and sets you on fire while you wer talking with it.

I wish for a new car.

[mattitude]

Wish granted...but now the first time you park it, Britney Spears is going to completely vandalize the living hell out of it with her famous weapon of choice: a closed umbrella.

I wish I was a WWE Superstar!

[untouchable]

Wish Granted... but on your first match Kane kills you.

I wish I was famous

[mattitude]

poprox82 said:

Wish Granted... but on your first match Kane kills you.

DAMN! LMAO!

Wish granted...but what you're actually famous for is being one of Anna Nicole's backwoods, trailer park gold-digging relatives and that is how the world will always remember you.

I wish I was Tom Brady.

[ladygrey]

Wish granted. But, it turns out that "Tom Brady" is the pseudonym a female prisoner uses when she's meeting guys on the internet.

I wish I could leave work early.

[postitnote]

Wish Granted...but you everybody gets to leave work early that day, and you're stuck in hour long traffic!

I wish I could finish a novel!

[Ouija]

Wish Granted... But it's a particularly long novel, and you are forced to do nothing else but read this 1000+ page novel until you are finished. No moving, no eating, no sleeping, just reading.


I wish I was ruler of the world.

[postitnote]

Done...except you become ruler of another world, full of nothing but slime demons who worship you by spitting up on you.

I wish I...could get a job with DC comics.